Damon L. Wakes / is on Nostr

Author of #TenLittleAstronauts and literally hundreds of works of flash fiction. You might also know me for the interactive fantasy parody Girth Loinhammer's Most Exponential Adventure, or possibly for wiring bananas into someone else's laptop. (I wear many hats.)

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2024-09-07 00:18:37

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@npub186j…8z6r Oh, no, I got that. I just mean that in this case the design genuinely seems like a solid choice.

2024-09-06 21:18:13

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@npub186j…8z6r If you can think of a better "I Voted" design, I'd like to see it.

2024-09-05 01:46:43

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Are you suggesting... "My Fur Lady"?

2024-08-14 00:39:19

Earlier tonight I got on a bus that turned out not to take me all the way home, and when I told the driver I'd just walk the last two miles he seemed astounded that was even possible. Do people just...not walk places? Admittedly I hardly ever see anyone on that route but I always figured it's because I'm generally there in the middle of the night.

2024-08-14 00:39:19

2024-08-09 12:19:19

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@npub1y5h…7m3c I was going to say "Somebody should..." but yeah. Yeah, they have: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q95tM3OxxxY

2024-08-08 20:12:48

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@npub1z7f…zhr7 ...Banana cars???

2024-08-03 21:34:56

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@npub1zhp…60ce Sprint 2 was apparently released in 1976, and the cabinets apparently had a pedal. Any chance that was it? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprint_2

2024-08-03 17:02:44

The GDevelop Weekend Game Jam is on at the moment, and though there are a million other things I should be doing I've decided to tackle an online multiplayer racing game.
#ScreenshotSaturday #GDevelop #GDevelopJam #game #gamedev #Kenney #multiplayer
https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/112/899/158/584/696/303/original/125d5fca9c3aa8cd.png

2024-07-06 12:08:15

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@npub1y5h…7m3c DOES she fits, though?

2024-06-28 14:59:35

I've just realised what AI-generated stuff reminds me of: the music video for Rebecca Black's "Friday." It's something that seems to exist more because someone wanted to have made a thing than because they particularly cared exactly what that thing was.
#AI #ChatGPT #StableDiffusion
https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/112/694/702/421/067/087/original/b145d50cf08a4c74.mp4

2024-06-14 10:21:11

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 Silence of the Lambs just got a lot less silent.

2024-05-19 11:47:57

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@npub1y5h…7m3c HOW WILL YOU FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH? YOU'RE IN A DARK ROOM. YOU NEED THE LIGHT SWITCH TO SEE. DO YOU SEE?

2024-05-17 10:29:34

I kinda want to try dying my hair, but I'm concerned that if I ever stop then I'll basically end up experiencing that Nazi super-ageing thing from Indiana Jones when I discover it's gone way MORE grey in the meantime.
https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/112/455/958/835/666/902/original/46171118f67055da.mp4

2023-09-11 00:27:43

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 This just makes me wonder why they don't make meat-flavour toothpaste for people.