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2024-08-17 11:16:01

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Need an edit of this but it's about chicken wings.

2024-08-17 01:49:01

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Post-nut clarity is something else innit

2024-08-16 19:49:22

I sent my coworker a script asking him to change the authentication method in the beginning because I wanted to see if it would still pull all the data. An hour later he's telling me that he's going to rebuild it section by section.
The script is complete. It's not even ours, I got it off github and asked for five lines of code to be changed. He's turning a ten minute task into a week long project.

2024-08-15 00:00:25

The vet gave my dog canned food on Monday and she's been shitting 3x as much ever since.

2024-08-14 20:57:22

I'm remote IT and they added me to the Office Olympics group in Teams.

2024-08-13 20:18:55

You ever read something and think, "Holy shit this guy is on a whole other level"
#note18g2…zptw

2024-08-13 13:41:09

Every quarterly opco team meeting there are more Indians in the call. They don't say anything, much less participate. I don't know what they do. Their titles are all software engineer or IT manager, but our opco doesnt develop software - the parent company handles all of it. But every quarterly call there's another one.
I'm nowhere near retirement age. But I can see what's on the horizon.

2024-08-12 11:33:04

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Every time an American uses a gun against the government the retaliation is so overwhelming that it makes international news.

2024-08-11 14:39:03

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How many kids would have asked their parents to buy this?
https://i.poastcdn.org/6f5eb14881ef0bc900e10a4f736c1614c671c644c535e17bade2c1712237abde.jpg

2024-08-10 17:46:39

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Clean, wholesome music anyone can play. They had a surge in popularity as people just learning the guitar (like me) started looking for songs that were easy to learn. Turns out their music is good, whodathunkit

2024-08-08 13:11:43

I need to figure out a way to reduce work stress because every time I complete a big project I take a massive shit the next day. This can't be healthy.

2024-08-07 14:53:42

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My neighbor has chickens and won't butcher his either. Now he has too many and they've destroyed his lawn.

2024-08-07 14:46:24

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"You hear that? Sounds like chicken soup for dinner."

2024-08-05 20:09:45

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I started cooking my burgers in a pellet smoker and I can't surpass it. Doesn't matter what's on the bun. If the patty is smoked, it's superior.

2024-08-04 16:44:29

I'm torn between wanting to go outside and not wanting to take another shower today.

2024-07-28 03:26:24

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Yes but we're listening to Polyphia while I mock you for not knowing how to pour liquid into a funnel.

2024-07-28 03:21:22

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Half the shit I listened to in the 90s I hate now. All you'll get out of me is a wince.

2024-07-27 11:54:39

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Describe the smell

2024-07-25 21:02:13

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Do they cost less than $3k and run on gasoline/diesel? Because if not I can't use it. I don't even have an extra 220v hookup.

2024-07-22 22:07:46

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It was. Septic tank works great now though.

2024-07-22 04:22:24

Why is my dishwasher beeping every hour I'm losing my mind

2024-07-17 12:52:26

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Doesn't she put the trades in her husband's name to bypass this?

2024-07-11 18:26:21

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>$4 billion surveillance startup
So another scam then

2024-07-08 08:29:20

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https://mostr.pub/objects/66a9c6523fa8eea86be5c6f4853466b56da012e03da650c4e3f5a345d2abd222 so how's that working out for you

2024-07-07 10:47:25

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~532km on ATT residential fiber
https://i.poastcdn.org/a1d8e748a99479842e0824fed1e0efafe20bc0de6d39050606edd3f14c8f0301.png

2024-07-02 17:59:57

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It is but without sugar it won't stabilize.

2024-07-01 14:17:38

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We had to dissolve a small team because the customer said there was no work available. Turns out it was because the woman in charge of approving project work for us felt her position was threatened by the woman who was to receive the project. They weren't even in the same company.

2024-07-01 11:55:18

Israel preoccupied all year had been a relief valve for corporate wage slaves (me). There were zero work emails about pride month and black history month. Zero. Only one about Juneteenth but it was a potluck and those guys will use any excuse to have one. In general DEI word vomit has been toned down to almost nothing.
There were several more emails about father's day than previous years.

2024-06-30 22:09:11

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Yeah it's overkill. He thinks I live in the country when there's a Publix 5 minutes away.

2024-06-30 22:03:57

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Father in-law is trying to sell us on the partial house generator you hook up to the fuse box. That's way beyond my needs.

2024-06-30 22:00:25

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Says the guy with a house literally full of cheese wheels

2024-06-30 21:59:38

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You really marked up a screenshot for a throw away joke, huh.

2024-06-30 21:56:36

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Drinking with the in-laws, talking about generators

2024-06-30 20:58:06

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Doesn't look very static to me.

2024-06-29 11:32:28

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I remember reading something like a malicious payment clause when I lived in Ohio because people actually did this. But you'd probably have lawyers happy to take your case if you sent a check certified mail every month.

2024-06-29 11:27:32

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If services are rendered or goods provided already, they must accept payment if it's legal tender. I don't know how this works with rent, but I could see an argument if it's a lease. Tenant laws vary pretty broadly by state.

2024-06-27 22:23:34

Man ain't nothing stress you out quite like holding in a fart around the in-laws

2024-06-27 20:11:15

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I'm feeling the cringe from this post saying I can't appreciate when a foreigner takes interest in my country's culture
Although that skip up the stairs made me wince.

2024-06-26 15:19:26

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Why is a lego set 18+
https://i.poastcdn.org/77c2b27ac235c5950bfddc56ca17ed35b42d75775753b60205f50915af98e2ef.png

2024-06-23 14:19:57

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She started up again. She yelled at my wife and the PTs while they walked by. I was right behind them and just stopped and glared at her. Didn't affect her at all. Woman was high as bird shit on a telephone pole.

2024-06-23 13:55:17

There is a lady who got a similar surgery to my wife who is abusing the nurses to get morphine. "Hep me! Hep me please! Somebody please hep me! Somebody hep me please! I gotta have heeellp" (direct quotes) while spamming the call button. She's allowed a dose every two hours but she does this every ten minutes.
Nurse finally had enough and just yelled at her for a solid minute. 😆

2024-06-22 17:49:11

My wife is peacefully sleeping after her surgery and I have to cough. The chair I'm in squeaks if I move and my phone is almost dead and the charger is just out of reach.

2024-06-21 00:58:46

LMAO holy shit dude
https://i.poastcdn.org/a990603a8bf980636142e23e3cf73949570907671779f8ddcd039b976dd61efe.jpg

2024-06-20 20:59:56

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Hang on let me get my tits out and cut some green wood for a TikTok real quick.

2024-06-20 20:37:33

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No... No they are not.

2024-06-20 13:46:20

Really like my boss; really tired of my team. Back and forth with one of the team leads who arguably has more years in the industry because he still doesn't understand that no one can provide access to a folder if he don't say where the fucking folder is.

2024-06-20 00:06:41

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It's okay I am well outside Sinaloa territory.

2024-06-20 00:03:35

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These are the small ones pressed into a ring because she's had issues with the sticks as well, usually on the way out. These don't seem to bother her and keep her occupied for a while.
She's making this face because I'm doing weird hand gestures at her.
https://i.poastcdn.org/80c7848f2955e9f642ce0f97bd7fd5b95035c913aeace6da3cfc541a7c4bc67b.jpg

2024-06-19 23:58:03

Dog is struggling with her rawhide bone. I think she bit her tongue or something because she seems annoyed at it.

2024-06-19 23:38:09

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I have prepared her every meal for the past month, I think this can be overlooked.

2024-06-19 23:31:20

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Oh snap it never occurred to me. Much appreciated.

2024-06-19 23:28:34

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She's been handicapped from a fall for a month so she's consumed way more jewtube than normal. She even encountered Gorlock the Destroyer. That was a fun conversation.

2024-06-19 23:25:42

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I'm torn between light guidance and sitting back to see where this goes.

2024-06-19 23:23:47

Wife has discovered, on her own, both Steven Crowder and Ben Shapiro. She's enjoyed what she's watched so far. Kinda surreal from my perspective.

2024-06-19 21:03:19

Need to go to the hardware store but I don't want to drive. It's so boring by myself.

2024-06-19 11:29:20

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Damn straight. Need people thinking about Beaver Nuggets and the best gas station coffee on the planet

2024-06-16 20:47:31

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Pretty strong argument for "never scroll up".

2024-06-16 20:45:33

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Man's giving solid advice what is wrong with y'all

2024-06-16 15:39:11

>Black man invents supercomputer
>It immediately violates a white woman and tries to murder everyone
What did they mean by this
https://i.poastcdn.org/2ba52bef9fd08b20239d8ef59ba2df1cc33246432098d7eccf611ff7e688fc89.png

2024-06-16 05:17:11

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"I placed the stick at your feet 3 seconds ago, why have you not thrown it?"

2024-06-14 11:28:56

Need to post on nextdoor that I need a power lifter to help me out for fifteen minutes without sounding gay as hell.

2024-06-12 23:20:06

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I have tried a few Whistle Pigs and felt they were pretty good but not worth the price tag. I'm not one to fight the campers to get the really good rares. At least not anymore.

2024-06-12 23:14:20

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I'm a sucker for rye old fashioneds

2024-06-12 22:22:27

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Are we booze posting here
https://i.poastcdn.org/afafdddba5066556a12c64e379cc5caf75ea874c8a326c6eaab9998ed10d4fa5.jpg

2024-06-11 13:57:02

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Same with the women who want you to replace their tire.

2024-06-07 19:12:30

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I see. So it's natural integration (Russia) versus forced (the West).

2024-06-07 19:04:00

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Not sure I follow you, but all I'm really saying is the usual definition of moderate is a bit off from what Muslims use. TND is a different conversation.

2024-06-07 18:42:11

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Moderate Muslims throughout Europe were polled and about 60% supported the actions of extremists. Been years since I saw the study so who knows how those numbers have shifted in the past year.

2024-06-06 03:27:03

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Scary. I never saw a ME machine last more than a year.

2024-06-06 03:24:51

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Windows ME and it hasn't caught fire yet?

2024-06-05 15:25:23

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I buy nutricost because it's cheap. The unflavored doesn't interfere with any flavors I add and the fruit punch is actually pretty damn good. It doesn't dissolve for shit, but I just use a liter water bottle that I can shake before drinking.

2024-06-04 14:31:45

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https://etsi.me/

2024-06-02 20:01:56

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I hold my pen like this oh shit oh fuck

2024-06-01 14:30:54

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Last night the rain was a lullaby; I slept like a baby. But this morning the thunder has been shaking the house. I'm thinking my yard work can wait.

2024-05-31 23:07:02

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I've always thought "pit" when the dog has a dent in the forehead and their eyes have an almost FAS look to them. That said I have trouble identifying beagle a lot until they howl.

2024-05-30 12:00:52

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Tom Cotton
Mitch McConnell
Marsha Blackburn
Katie Boyd Britt
Ted Budd
Kevin Cramer
Ted Cruz
Bill Hagerty
Pete Ricketts
Marco Rubio
Rick Scott
Tim Scott

2024-05-28 17:48:51

#note1aum…ea6k
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2024-05-26 20:04:19

Coffee table's built.
https://i.poastcdn.org/70706e1c6ec9f1a85be04ef7cf43d07bc29b529a836637a7f846cb219aec5fea.jpg

2024-05-26 16:47:10

I love this site.
#note1y9u…yyjx
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2024-05-22 17:20:49

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One of them was going off and I misread 1619 as Juneteenth in one of their replies. I was going to correct myself but dude got so angry I decided it was funnier to leave it be. Then without a hint of awareness he calculated the amount of mulch I'd need for my front yard.

2024-05-22 12:25:19

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Please don't group Americans with jews. It's not the host's fault that the parasite infects the brain.

2024-05-17 14:11:58

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That's flavored sugar water, friend.

2024-05-17 14:03:08

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Is that no name? This is what I get searching for the label.
https://i.poastcdn.org/11378cd728e552eb780c5022c91c96d238f32b27bb1c315822d3036a91159b21.png

2024-05-17 14:00:52

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Man things must be bad if a Canadian can't get maple syrup with his meal.

2024-05-16 21:31:20

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Nothing ruined my perception of engineers faster than working with them. Threatening to quit because we ran out of free coffee for two hours, for example.

2024-05-16 12:03:57

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Other methods I've heard work are fake speed traps and paying a hooker to stand by the road topless. Obviously these are short term solutions.

2024-05-16 11:57:40

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Speed bumps are expensive to install.
...but they are also expensive to remove.

2024-05-16 11:55:13

Who is it that collects all the copy pastas on fedi
#note14u2…cc7y

2024-05-16 00:57:58

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>Shoots Lucy

2024-05-13 13:09:07

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This is policy debate, isn't it. It was already joke in the 90s. Garbage competition filled with garbage people.

2024-05-10 14:23:24

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I planted thyme around a weeping cherry and it looked beautiful for about three years then it suddenly died out. But the next year it was taken over by wild strawberries and that was okay with me.

2024-05-10 09:27:38

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Woke up to thunder and the hum of the neighbor's generator. Might be a no work Friday for me.

2024-05-09 16:20:50

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Sour grapes set in fast. "I'm pretty sure he's a lot shorter than me and definitely a lot younger. Also that chair doesn't look like it has good back support."

2024-05-09 16:17:10

In the market for a new office chair. Noticed Tim Henson has been using the same chair for years. Think, "This guy works at his computer, games, and plays guitar in this chair. Probably expensive but it must be good." Find a video that shows the chair and Google Lens it.
IKEA.

2024-05-09 15:21:18

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Water is flushed at high pressure into the basin of the urinal that contains the piss, and the result is both coming out. The water evaporates after time.
There are also guys who step back before shaking off, which is far more common than it should be in a civilized society.

2024-05-09 15:15:11

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It can also be caused by high water pressure splashing out from the urinal.

2024-05-09 12:13:57

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Found it. Fukushuu wo Koinegau Saikyou Yuusha wa, Yami no Chikara de Senmetsu Musou Suru, The Hero Who Seeks Revenge Shall Exterminate with Darkness. I don't think that one devolves into harem because he keeps killing everyone, but looks like I have some catching up to do.

2024-05-09 11:27:57

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That one turns into a generic harem iirc. What's the one where the MC is crucified in the beginning? Need to find that one again, hopefully it didn't turn goofy like so many others.

2024-05-09 11:15:52

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Is it too much to ask for an Isekai where the MC literally goes insane

2024-05-09 02:20:12

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Remember when Victoria Secret commercials were like this? It was a simpler time.