ShiftyMcTwizz

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2025-05-07 02:22:28

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I guess I didn't answer your question. The reason for all local is just that it's local data. I just wanna use nostr as the backend but I don't necessarily need it to be accessible from outside. Most volunteers will use the anonymous note signed computer, but I hope to make a custom client that I could ask volunteers to use, then they could post richer notes, maybe a "data collection" chore where they Instagram my plants basically. Eventually I wanna make like volunteer leaderboards and stuff and maybe make that section public

2025-05-07 02:16:36

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I work for a nonprofit food pantry, that also has a one acre farm attached to supply produce for the community. Specifically, I am the STEM educator, I host field trips from the local schools as well as playing mad scientist around the farm, starting and only half-finishing experiments . Anyway I want to use nostr and NFC cards to manage volunteer identities as well as chores at the farm, and to track data so we can hopefully learn and improve. Nostr is perfect because I don't need to have any personal info from volunteers in order to create their ID's.
The idea is that Each garden bed or section of crops could have its own npub. We can initiate it and post a picture and relevant data when planting, and then post updates periodically as it grows up through harvest.
the garden manager can program and distribute nfc tokens throughout the farm where tasks are needed, i.e. weeding or harvesting. Volunteers can come through and see these tokens, perform the chore, return the token to the tracking computer and scan it. I want the tokens to initiate a simple note saying what chore was performed at which location, and the computer will just post/sign that note from its anonymous community nsec.

2025-05-06 18:26:01

@nprofile…thax this is why I love nostr, I've been dreaming big about some projects I'd like to build to automate some managerial tasks at the community farm I'm involved in; it looks like many of your recent projects will be super helpful to me, thank you for publishing them! Can you explain what dogfood is?

2025-04-30 00:30:03

I could run a private relay server on a WLAN not connected to the Internet, and anyone with it's ip address on that wifi could publish from any client to that relay right?

2025-04-18 16:37:15

This shit is life changing
https://youtu.be/gooflwluv38?si=1eos2vHmfGXwS2Zo

2025-01-03 01:38:06

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I'm here and I don't talk about Bitcoin, but I don't really talk about much of anything. Would love to get something going though nice to meet you

2024-12-16 20:33:07

Any of you have #randomizer experience? I was thinking of doing a run through of Super Metroid from my sick bed today, but then got to thinking maybe I should rando it, or maybe OoT rando or something

2024-12-12 14:00:48

Someone come brew my coffee for me. I lack the gumption

2024-12-08 18:16:46

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So I work on a farm that serves a community food pantry. I've been thinking of running a local relay to serve as a kind of inventory/crop progress journal/time tracking. Hypothetical workflow of take a picture and post a new note when a plot is planted. Then progress pictures on a weekly basis or whatever posted as comments to that top level note, showing growth or evidence of weeding or general health observations, etc.

2024-12-08 00:11:16

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Have you read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn?

2024-12-07 02:48:16

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If you use Gboard on your phone, you can change the "keyboard layout" as a Morse key to practice. Also, this tool taught me over the course of a few days to type or recognize visually. I still can't hear it and understand it though.
https://morse.withgoogle.com/learn/

2024-12-07 02:12:04

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Did you use their diy in the documentation? I was just looking at the two options for live-usb, I guess the x86 non free one?

2024-12-07 00:32:39

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Boink

2024-12-07 00:32:09

I want to run a relay, looking at the guide here https://usenostr.org/relay it says I need to purchase a domain. Would I be able to use my employer's square space address?

2024-12-06 15:48:07

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why is e optimal base? I like the kind of content where people passionately argue for base-12. good stuff.

2024-12-06 15:43:10

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or I guess tuah the moon is better. whatever

2024-12-06 15:42:03

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to the Muan

2024-12-06 15:28:29

GM Friends, happy coffee-O-Clock. Kids are with their grandma this morning, so I'm off to work earlier than usual

2024-11-29 00:10:49

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No, but I am familiar with the cassettes at least

2024-11-25 04:01:32

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Like tinyllama or hugging face or whatever

2024-11-23 01:11:20

Please offer me some suggestions for how I should contribute a weird pizza to Thanksgiving next week? I wanna use traditional T-day flavors but as food-crime as possible. Like cranberry sauce and giblets or something.

2024-11-22 20:42:32

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Anything is possible. We're unlimited

2024-11-22 20:35:17

For today's pizzas I didnt have enough pepperonis, so I experimented on the second one. I did El Pato sauce instead of tomato, and fried hash-Spam for toppings. Morally questionable, but tasty

2024-11-21 15:32:36

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Gross dude

2024-11-21 03:00:46

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Is this gpt?

2024-11-21 02:37:26

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Yeah well I'm even superiorer than those ones you're talking about.

2024-11-20 02:59:26

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Hundredaire who?

2024-11-19 14:24:05

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Do you have a food handler license?

2024-11-19 13:55:00

GM nostr. Feeding the dogs and drinking coffee

2024-11-19 04:33:33

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Hello

2024-11-18 21:18:43

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So how possible would it be for a complete noobie to break in on something like this? Is the field only looking for senior devs?

2024-11-18 20:02:38

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Yes

2024-11-18 13:41:22

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👉👌

2024-11-18 13:22:33

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What about the Tales games? I'm working through final fantasies now cause I never had Sony stuff, only played III/VI on SNES on my youth.

2024-11-18 00:25:08

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https://image.nostr.build/5eb6d5125de8a1af02b687e9996564ffb6145ce0f1b0f21452238fcc2fe58898.gif

2024-11-17 23:38:24

But should I have a third cup of coffee?

2024-11-17 14:41:35

GM #coffeechain happy Sunday! https://video.nostr.build/a967bb2a4ff4f6c4a6ba08b6cd73f2911c8c1e79d406ef2af384f6ee893b4e01.mp4

2024-11-16 21:58:09

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It's super simple interface. I use it for work, and also my public domain books collection from Internet archive and project Gutenberg. I download the .txt version, import it, and can tag, hyperlink, drop images, etc.

2024-11-16 19:32:09

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You can basically make your own wiki with it, and write everything in markdown. It's nifty. It also has a canvas flowchart mindmap function

2024-11-15 23:57:02

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Does this effect me if I'm running albyhub locally on my machine?

2024-11-15 02:43:30

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Gesundheit

2024-11-15 01:57:03

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What USDA zone are you? We're like 8b. I've got a moringa going in our greenhouse that I want to split up and propagate come spring, start a couple sections with them as the tall shade role. Not sure if I can get microbes to actually get the roots fixing nitrogen though. I saw a lot of Phoenix permie dudes on YouTube with moringa but I think it might get too cold here for them.

2024-11-15 01:44:21

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I host field trips for local schools at a nonprofit organic farm and food pantry, I'm trying to get them to flip the place on its head cause what they've been doing hasn't been yielding what we want. Maybe this is the path

2024-11-15 01:28:31

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https://image.nostr.build/378e59ec1441fbd87e389ff931f936bd2ca61c8b5425658097b88ffd5b5d1f90.gif

2024-11-15 00:52:20

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You probably wanted to taste artificial bananas. You better have read the jokes, skipping them is more regrettable than the ingestion itself.

2024-11-14 22:36:59

Maybe the real sats were the friends we made along the way
#nevent1q…9p82

2024-11-14 17:55:41

https://image.nostr.build/11eca362f2a40a9426b7f4b9acad441c1d6748213de0a73e96ea2360701d0d82.jpg
#nevent1q…a5s5

2024-11-14 17:28:55

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Do you have to trust to enjoy a story? I'm an audience and they're giving me something to work with

2024-11-13 18:49:05

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I do

2024-11-13 17:21:05

Anyone listening to the UAP House Committee broadcast? #UAP #disclosure

2024-11-13 02:38:18

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Oneself is the only enemy there ever is, was, or will be

2024-11-12 00:39:20

You remember that time SpongeBob put Jellyfish Jelly on his Krabby Patty? Well I put gummy bears on my pizza and I feel like I've been enlightened #foodstr

2024-11-06 03:28:53

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My son asked me about my favorite shows earlier. I considered setting him on Firefly but he's probably still a bit young for it, not quite 8 yet.

2024-11-04 00:30:55

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I only see it hang when my albyhub isn't running on my laptop

2024-11-02 23:50:35

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are "events" and "kinds" completely interchangeable words? or am I misunderstanding? Is this explained in the list of Nips or is there somewhere better to learn?

2024-11-02 18:22:47

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what is kind 3333 doing?

2024-11-01 17:07:41

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No way, lukewarm beer

2024-11-01 16:37:55

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I'm gearing up for a similar thing. I want a network of real people, so I've been following every reply I see. Once I've hoarded enough I'll go through and unfollow those that don't exactly fit.

2024-11-01 16:06:08

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I cannot, as it is only an amorphous blob in my peripheral vision. A solution in search of a problem seems like a pretty concise way to put it

2024-11-01 15:51:47

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Awesome advice, thank you for your input. @npub1qdj…fqm7 ,@npub1yx6…7kza , and @npub1fda…jzut as well. What if I ran our own relay and locked them down to it for the time being?

2024-11-01 15:27:09

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I dunno, I'm pretty good at regret.

2024-11-01 15:24:15

I host field trips as a stem educator at an organic farm. I have been thinking about generating keypairs for each of the students so they can use nostr as a type of field journal or something for lessons. In the near future I may even be able to bring students in for tech classes and not just stuff related to the garden. Can anyone tell me why this would be a bad idea, or add some good ideas?

2024-11-01 15:19:42

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That's a beautiful thing. I guess I'll go mix up some flour and water to spoil on my counter, otherwise I'm gonna have to just unfollow you out of jealousy

2024-10-31 18:18:54

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https://image.nostr.build/9de8553b8b4ec022519be4863d27edda2f44192d4e941a7603638f012072adcd.jpg

2024-10-31 15:25:34

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Dangerous? Absolutely! But wow, look at all that character you aquired

2024-10-31 14:43:46

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Time to break out the construction paper, crayons, and tastypaste - who needs Photoshop?

2024-10-31 14:23:52

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I drank coffee black in highschool to try and impress the *cool kids* at the all night diner we'd hang out at. Then I realized that was stupid and went back to loading up ALL the sugar and cream

2024-10-31 14:10:20

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And you're just giving it away for free?

2024-10-31 14:04:20

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Could be Baba Ram Dass, could be George Carlin

2024-10-31 04:03:52

Do you see the two monks of Bitcoin on bended knee?
#nevent1q…f5ap

2024-10-30 20:56:07

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That's cause you're a man of substance

2024-10-30 20:30:12

Lunchtime: rolling burritos out of beef chorizo and great value pepper and onion frozen potatoes. https://image.nostr.build/b69a8ce3901e36299b1c3a914ac1b7289011c93aef7c4c6410d680b4c4ce4ed8.jpg

2024-10-30 19:41:50

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2,295,000. I'm so fuckin broke

2024-10-30 18:21:20

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Are the imprints left by repeated interactions more akin to erosion of a surface, formation of a stalactite by material being left behind as water flows through, or formation of stalagmite at the terminal end of the waters path? These all seem like distinct types of results of repetitive action but I don't know if any fit

2024-10-30 18:01:43

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I only say this cause I made my own ketchup recently out of the pulp leftovers from making Prickly Pear syrup, fermented with cabbage lactobacilli, and I wanted to shoehorn it into a conversation with someone.

2024-10-30 17:56:08

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It's more like tomato kombucha with the vinegar

2024-10-30 14:20:47

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GM 🌻

2024-10-30 07:32:23

I don't know how to search for this to see if it's a real thing, whether already existing or a normal thing computers already do or a severe misunderstanding of what would even be practical; like I feel like it's " Terrence Howard 1x1=2" level of misunderstanding/theorizing but I guess it doesn't hurt.
do we have a way to bypass large uploads and downloads and just algorithmically generate the binary data of a file given some expression and CPU time?
So at some point, a file is a sequence of ones and zeros. An immense number. But a discreet number.
Say we popped a "0." At the front, now it's an ultra precise value between 0 and 1, buttloads of significant digits.
How hard would it be to generate some f(x) and an input that would spit out a rational or irrational value that would truncate to our desired bit string, and pass that expression as text instead of the whole file itself? There would be infinite non-unique answers right?
I'm only worried about saving tons of bandwidth on the transmission, not the amount of work done to find the function to encode or to produce the final file.
The more I think about this and try to write it down the more I feel like I'm some asshole who thinks they've innovated by slicing bread.
#mathstr #nodumbquestions #somedumbquestions

2024-10-30 05:12:18

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I dunno, seems undercomplicated. You're the pro here though

2024-10-30 05:10:23

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Maybe it's worth a try. I've only got time to lose. I still struggle building anything from source, but I've fixed a lot of my (likely self generated) problems with google and the Mint Hexchat help.

2024-10-30 05:04:05

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So like what if you crocheted a piece of fishing line paired up parallel with the yarn in a couple rows, then could like pull that tighter to introduce some tension from a few different angles for support? I don't know if that's at all practical

2024-10-30 04:58:41

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I got into Linux a few years ago when I had to make aged donated laptops useable and have slowly been learning it since. I'm relatively capable now. BSD would open many more doors?

2024-10-30 01:14:07

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A core memory I have with it is my mom being mad at my dad for calling dude Skanky Kong

2024-10-30 00:57:09

Am I supposed to alert nostr when I have evening coffee too, or just with the GM, as is tradition?

2024-10-30 00:21:24

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I didn't bake tonight. Woulda been pizza, but I rolled them up and fried instead of making a pie. Hopefully it worked out https://image.nostr.build/8849a253efa6063ddf05daba845d87480ead9f9fff4dc0440c65d244965a31ed.jpg

2024-10-30 00:11:47

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What about a little pickled pepper? Essential

2024-10-30 00:00:42

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Majestic

2024-10-29 22:04:08

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That holy sprinkle wouldn't be it's first or last ... The alpha nor the omega

2024-10-29 20:01:01

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Dude yes please do cause we aren't. You're a fuckin animal dude

2024-10-29 19:53:04

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If life is defined with metabolism, sure. Many organisms have metabolism, across the kingdoms. So then is it consciousness? Lots of organisms are conscious. What sets apart human life? Meaning? Potential? Experience?

2024-10-29 19:45:00

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To get to the other side

2024-10-29 19:12:25

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You make excuses when you don't wanna admit you're wrong. What they're doing is actively justifying their actions like it's the right thing to do

2024-10-29 14:59:11

I'm sure enjoying this place but sometimes I worry I'm this guy and you're all the cool kids https://image.nostr.build/529d6319ef07323d4fc364f52292fc4ebcaa31ba5ff26a48bd6d1a1fc031e730.jpg

2024-10-29 14:12:58

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Well yeah I have this now. I don't scroll over there now but I do wanna go back and evangelize about nostr though

2024-10-29 14:06:50

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Oh I don't know really. Recently TikTok pushed me into meltology/tartaria etc offshoots, including all mountains are giants, or even dragons haha. And marble and limestone are actually crystalized/hardened mycelial growth. Wacky stuff

2024-10-29 13:56:37

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Petrified fallen giants lol

2024-10-29 04:33:37

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Thank you for the advice! As far as c or c++, I recently learned about #demoscene and bytebeat and it seems super rad and over my head.

2024-10-29 04:14:44

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That what I'm thinking. I know I can learn anything but I've gotta dive in, and I struggle to hold myself accountable on my own projects. I've done a lot though like jailbreaking consoles or getting into Linux and I think I could probably be useful somewhere

2024-10-29 04:12:10

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I'll be here with Tom

2024-10-29 03:46:45

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I'm the newbiest beginner who has done the first half of soooo many beginner courses and at this point I think I need to just stumble through making the ugliest SOMETHING. everything feels so cool here. maybe this is the time I actually code