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2024-05-06 01:28:52

Me, to my husband: I proved you wrong! You're Mr. Wrong!
@npub1zry…7kfz : Well, I can't be Mr. Wrong if I'm married to Mrs. Right.

2024-05-04 02:39:53

https://media.nicecrew.digital/6a8a9c7955f2d097bfddea93b2bb9ed631a8f71557d78f66f86444b98d085cd4.mp4

2024-04-17 13:56:07

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Someone really likes playing "Swords to Plowshares"
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2024-04-15 03:30:39

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Is it you or the toilet on NCD this fine evening

2024-04-02 02:51:28

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Bowling, my lord

2024-04-01 23:46:27

>it is raining
@npub1zry…7kfz : "I like this weather. This is Goodra-evolution weather."
>he is a pokémon master irl too
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2024-03-30 22:59:19

It is done
:yotsuba_bow:
#note1wwp…wt89

2024-03-30 18:00:04

About to finish a 2-year-long project... THE END IS NIGH!!!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/85b29d63bbc9516aa7ad4bfc01c54647bdb95c0d831550412272f2ebb32d0dc6.webp

2024-03-27 03:29:20

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I mean the soap is fine but 7 hours?

2024-03-24 21:57:21

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Hello yes I am wife
I'm interested!!! I've been wanting to read The Hobbit for a while! I've definitely gotta finish this project, but then I'll hop on this bandwagon with much enthusiasm. 😄
I had the same Vampire Phase (Twilight, Diaries, etc.), so we'd probably find significant overlap in books we enjoy (and have enjoyed) reading. 😁
Oooo.... is Harry Potter next on your list? 👀

2024-03-23 14:50:44

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We walk a fine line between human and demon 😈

2024-03-23 14:48:06

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I realized yesterday that I just don't like mint in foods. Being a mojito fan, I can't hate all minty consumables!
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2024-03-23 14:44:12

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>puts me on the wire, next to husband
Aww that's so sweet!
>the wire is where the birds go
>birds eat bread
Aw fuck it's battle royale time

2024-03-23 01:28:03

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I just showed this to Ash thinking, "Surely... he's not like the rest of them."
HE'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE REST DON'T LET THEM FOOL YOU ALL MEN ARE THE SAME

2024-03-20 03:26:43

Alllllllllllllrighty now i'm getting notifications about "fishussies" i think it's time for bed

2024-03-20 02:59:41

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Leftover food from St. Patty's Day was brought to work... fuckin' Mint Micks and their green foods!

2024-03-20 02:53:47

Oof... almost accidentally ate mint ice cream... that was a close one!
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2024-03-19 02:06:15

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Ash keeps playing this, dying laughing, because he can see on my face that if my ovaries could vomit they would

2024-03-19 01:09:36

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A shower so clean
Adorned with hair from his queen
What does it all mean

2024-03-17 15:56:42

This is the BEST Red Hot Chili Peppers song! Something about it feels off, though... 🤔
Still... :animu_excite4:
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2024-03-15 11:48:15

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I think as long as he's touching a car he doesn't have to worry about the static 🤔

2024-03-15 11:46:21

Hey @npub1zry…7kfz how are the walmart birds this morning you've been out there a while

2024-03-14 03:07:58

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This goes really well with this theory @npub1hvu…vy5q came up with because if the birds are not just Walmart but Indian then they are not just car shitters but street shitters
And shitting reduces your weight which means gravity's pull on you is less and because of time dilation the less pull gravity has on you the less time impacts you
"Shit more = live longer" -birds
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2024-03-13 01:37:42

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Its from Goats who didn't earn their Gs im telling you every Goat works his way to 5 Gs in his lifetime (rly fast) but the ones who stand still give lactose intolerant people a reason to live

2024-03-13 01:31:43

Oatmilk is milk from a Goat who didn't earn his G (yes you heard me)

2024-03-12 00:22:47

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wait we're married i thought we were just roleplaying

2024-03-11 01:45:16

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Yeah, I even said I didn't like it on my Ash account, too

2024-03-11 01:41:58

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Honestly? Disappointing.
I really like the story of Dune that they "tried" to present, the prophecies and the struggle between politics and religion, but this just didn't cut it.
Very pretty movie, would not recommend.

2024-03-11 01:39:04

We went to see a movie today and Henry Cavill was in one of the trailers.
I got really excited until they said Henry Cavill would be fighting Hitler and I just can't stand my boys fighting like this
:broken:

2024-03-09 02:52:17

You ever notice how our "pastime" media has gotten shorter (Vine, TikTok, YouTube Shorts) and our "event" media has gotten longer and longer (Marvel, DC, Dune)?
TikTok keeps your attention for under a minute, and movies like Dune expect to hold you attention for almost 3 hours.
Am I onto something, or am I uncultured?
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2024-03-09 02:21:09

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GCL would be the stock photo of NCD
GCL encapsulates the very image of NCD
Before I joined Ash told me his friends consisted of a statue a frog a sword and a lady on a golf cart
Can't imagine this community without her

2024-03-09 02:12:07

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Don't mind my husband, he's a little retar--I mean superstitious

2024-03-09 02:10:05

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:blobcat_dundundun: How many have you HAD?!?

2024-03-09 02:08:13

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Isn't it a little late for coffee? :otter_question:

2024-03-06 03:10:36

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:doge_dance: :frog_dance: :glow_dance:
(I just figured out how to access these emojis and I'm really excited about it)

2024-03-06 03:07:02

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*shouts from the crowd* will you keep our frogs from becoming gay???

2024-03-06 02:57:52

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I love this song, but this remix was like strobelights for my ears :animu_blush3:
This got me to listen to the original (Disturbed) version again, though, and that was an absolute BOP
:animu_excite4:

2024-03-05 15:16:57

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The black "ope" is appropriate

2024-03-05 03:18:37

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>fucking eldritch horrors is like getting fucked in the ass jesus can't see it
all men are the same

2024-03-05 03:13:46

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:bonktime: go to horny jail

2024-02-29 16:16:27

Told a nigger at work today (required small talk) that I liked his *anime* shirt, and he said, "What?"
"Your shirt, it has *anime* on it."
"Oh. I don't know what that is."
🤦‍♀️

2024-02-25 20:02:43

Today I saw a black woman whose crew socks were covered in stockphoto-esque White male faces.
I'm sure she wasn't trying to send some sort of message with those... 🤔

2024-02-25 03:29:48

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I don't know frenchie but this is Ash's wife lol
"Bye buddy hope you find your french"

2024-02-20 01:33:48

I've seen an arab/muslim woman late into her master's degree post an AI-generated infographic without referencing the use of AI.
How do I know this? The infographic had no real words, just random letters, articles, and made-up symbols with weird images that had a ton of artifacts.
The kicker was that there were others in the class posting responses like, "Great job with your infographic!" "Wow, that looks so good!" "OMG what program did you use to make that? It looks awesome!" Mother fuckers didn't even read it--not that they could've. 🙄 IT LITERALLY DID NOT HAVE SENTENCES!!!
#note18hn…4jll

2024-02-18 15:56:44

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Osaka
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2024-02-17 04:00:12

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You got those *sharp* moves 😄
hehehe

2024-02-16 03:35:22

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niggers shitting in the streets
their countries smelling worse than feets
like doc's anus fought non-fibrous cattle
nigerians experience __________
( @npub1s3m…qewq )
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2024-02-15 16:09:21

Everyone at work is talking about yesterday's shooting in Kansas City.
"It's just gun violence." (Who uses the guns? Niggers.)
"I heard it was gang violence!" (Who are in the gangs? Niggers.)
"It's mental illness. It's a crisis." (Lame excuse and a crutch for those responsible. Also, niggers.)

2024-02-14 04:04:34

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The apes who walk into a room with this abomination and then claim that they are silenced and oppressed?
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2023-08-24 12:12:51

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Good morning, B~r~ead

2023-08-24 11:56:02

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It's really nice of you to stick up for @npub19xx…mk07 like that ❤️

2023-08-22 11:42:09

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Doing fantastic! I hear the crickets chirping outside.
How are you and your girlfriend?

2023-08-22 11:41:11

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Good morning, Doc! 🍳

2023-08-19 14:00:25

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Why don't you compromise?
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2023-08-13 16:21:12

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jews are absolutely of their own genetics/race. A good example is this: when a woman gets a mammogram she is asked for her race (because genetic, RACIAL factors play into risk of breast cancer), and then EVERY woman is asked if they are of ashkenazi jewish decent. Ashkenazi jews have higher rates of breast cancer than other races because they have a genetic disposition to developing it. They don't ask about Germanic, French, or Norwegian backgrounds, but they do ask about the jews.
There are athiest jews. It's not about converting. They are literally a race.

2023-08-13 05:05:48

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To the untrained eye, Blaire White absolutely looks like a woman. (He is not.)
For the last 7-8 years he's been active, thousands of conservative women--my former self included--watched and listened to this person say both, "We must protect the children," AND "I should be living my most authentic life, which I feel is as a woman!"
Blaire White was interesting for a young, White woman to listen to because he was a token for communicating with the left. "Not ALL of them are bad, and look, [he] looks just like a woman! Now you'll take me seriously!"
I broke out. Not everyone has. And guilt and "empathy" are easy currencies for women to get wrapped up in.

2023-08-04 14:32:37

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Loooove boba tea! I think when most people say bubble tea they mean tapioca pearls, but there are also these boba-like pearls that are basically fruit gushers. They are used in drinks the same way; I'm not as much a fan. 😅
Gimme all the boba 😍
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2023-08-02 12:07:45

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Good morning, Miss GCL! :pepe_music_happy:

2023-07-29 13:45:02

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Good meowrning, Miss GCL!

2023-07-29 12:44:18

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Gm to you, too! I hope your day is fantastic!

2023-07-19 17:09:09

"Remember, kids, just buy a house that fits well in your budget. You'll make it work. Also, the value of my house doubled in nine years! Isn't that an anomaly?!?"
So... the value of your house doubled in nine years, but what happened to our spending power, the value of the dollar? Just... "make it work?" Alright.
Boomers, man.

2023-07-15 01:31:24

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Really emphasizing the "it's so cute I wanna eat it!"

2023-07-14 21:30:51

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2023-07-14 20:12:54

Lost in thought when I remembered something actually said to me by a college-aged leftist misandronist girl...
I said I didn't like the show She-Hulk (I hate-watched it), and she said,
"Well, that's because you hate women." Not as a joke.
Yes, I hate what women have become and what's considered eMpOwErInG.
Women aren't men, so quit acting like the worst version of a man just so your NPC, no hobbies, hate-their-fathers friends ooh and ahh at how pRoGrEsSiVe you are.
Put on a real fucking shirt, take off your sugar-daddy rings, and take a look in a mirror without staring at your own ass the way you want men (whom you hate) to do.
Look at your fucking soul and tell me you don't see a lost little girl, rotting away under pride flags and empty relationships, begging for something to make you feel like life actually matters.
Thank you for coming to my tedtalk i'm gonna go drink some water and not think about this anymore

2023-07-14 02:38:45

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Okay, Mandala Effect.
When I used to work in the food industry there were bottles of Diet Pepsi (or Coke? I don't drink soda lol) that had, "Now with No Aspartame!" advertised directly on the bottle because it was said to be carcinogenic.
I thought this had already happened.

2023-07-10 13:46:41

Okay so what is up with Elijah Schaffer and the JQ recently? All I remember about this dude is watching him on Slightly Offensive with that meat loaf guy in my ol' conservative days.

2023-07-09 19:32:53

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Coming off of birth control was one of the best decisions I ever made. It was prescribed to me as a teen–just over a year after menarche (meaning not enough time for cycles to fully adjust)–and the side effects were never fully explained to me or my mother.
After the vax mandates and the veil of trust I had for my doctors dissinigrated, it became my goal to minimize my need for (or perceived reliance on) medicine.
Coming off of birth control led to increased mental clarity, more control over my weight, and an appreciation for what my body is supposed to do. Also, can create White babies now yay

2023-07-01 01:22:57

Spent time with a Gen Z conservative today who is right of the vax and troons but left of the jews and race differences.
These kids are lonely and have a LOT of questions... but they are too naive to believe that biology affects behavior and that those in power are all from the same "suppressed" group of people that they worship as the founders of their faith (judeochristianity... she was shocked when I said that no, Jesus was NOT a jew... but she was receptive to it).

2023-06-25 00:44:07

@npub1s3m…qewq, does your girlfriend know yet that the holocaust didn't happen??? I've been wondering! 😀

2023-06-24 18:04:08

At a bookstore, it was pointed out to me that "The Five Love Languages" by Gary Chapman is apparently bad--so I asked her why it is bad.
"Men use this to say their love language is physical touch and FORCE women into accepting it!"
I explained that men who weaponize the love languages to be manipulative are bad. So what makes the book bad?
"The author, he's just awful. He promotes gender roles! That's sexist!"
... and? LOL