This goes really well with this theory :hk_headbang: Imp (npub1hvu…vy5q) came up with because if the birds are not just Walmart but Indian then they are not just car shitters but street shitters
And shitting reduces your weight which means gravity's pull on you is less and because of time dilation the less pull gravity has on you the less time impacts you
"Shit more = live longer" -birds
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2024-03-14 03:07:58
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2024-03-14 03:07:58Event JSON
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