Patrick

🪲🫟 NostrCal.com / GoodMorningBitcoin.com

Public Key

npub1patrlck0muvqevgytp4etpen0xsvrlw0hscp4qxgy40n852lqwwsz79h9a

NIP-05 Address

_@patrickulrich.com

NIP-57 Address

patrick@sats.love

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsq743lut8a7xqvkyz9s6u4suehngxplh8mcvq6sryz2hen690s88g7hupt3

Author Public Key

npub1patrlck0muvqevgytp4etpen0xsvrlw0hscp4qxgy40n852lqwwsz79h9a

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2025-11-12 20:34:17

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Definitely bugs lol https://relay.patrickulrich.com/cc05ad3674ec064f5e98b8af7f376e0648a7a25140a4f46c3ed5ce4a31976863.png

2025-11-12 14:04:10

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That's understandable but breaks the standard and now I can't enjoy your voice messages as a non-iOS guy 🥲
What about making a transition script that the user can transition to A0? It could just query all the existing kinds and have a single publish to A0 to transfer past work then disappears once the user has published one.

2025-11-12 04:19:48

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Yeah, that's really true. I've been lucky on the market timing for my example too but anytime someone wants to loan me dollars I have to consider it over a long horizon. Those things seem destined for the dumpster.

2025-11-12 04:14:17

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Need to get you out here in the sticks of Kentucky, you'll be living real nice with the cost of living comparison
Completely get the point of home owner responsibilities, those just suck regardless 🤣

2025-11-12 00:22:47

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LFG!

2025-11-12 00:21:45

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Welcome to nostr Fatima!

2025-11-12 00:21:04

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Hola Jacinto 👋

2025-11-10 12:58:29

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Recently dealt with same thing 🫂

2025-11-10 12:31:12

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I had to look up this picture for the wife when I used to bring my Bitcoin ATM to my meetup for people to buy from
https://blossom.primal.net/fc4231a15befa1d0946fcbf12488b70d8c09be393885b66d3d3cef6433909574.jpg

2025-11-09 01:45:32

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That was incredible! 😍

2025-11-08 22:45:41

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Tbh I'm not sure. I was trying a few of the wallets from https://github.com/cashubtc/awesome-cashu?tab=readme-ov-file#wallets---nostr-nip-6061-support and was green to what I should add. I finally tried https://chorus.community and was able to deposit in some sats via the default mint on it.

2025-11-08 22:07:04

What's your favorite NIP-60 compliant cashu mint? #asknostr

2025-11-07 17:27:50

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Very understandable! I hope you can learn more and share. Hate to hear it's happened.

2025-11-07 13:53:04

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Any chance your work could also include VLS support too?

2025-11-06 20:05:54

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Yes but they did reverse course rather quickly
https://x.com/SteaknShake/status/1977130885817548857
https://x.com/SteaknShake/status/1977195903749652808

2025-11-06 18:18:48

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Private calendar events 😍

2025-11-06 13:41:21

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GM https://image.nostr.build/7387d650d6412f79341132a8dde00f8bbdd8941f17156abd8850607973d9dfcd.gif

2025-11-06 10:40:17

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GM ☕

2025-11-05 00:52:13

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I heard something about stream and made the mistake of asking what was being talked about. Something microstrategy EU later I lost the conversation.

2025-11-04 15:13:19

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https://image.nostr.build/65429b5911102b136b9af89b5f26eb0797c984251a5466599d47e96ccb255b3e.gif

2025-11-04 11:42:54

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Interesting enough I have an issue parsing that sign in too but I'm more so talking about my nostr key in particular doesn't seem to work right in some bunker/client situations.

2025-11-03 17:11:54

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👋

2025-11-03 15:42:20

nostr.band api just loaded again 🥳

2025-11-03 15:36:14

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Tell that to @npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg
I've got a $2 bill that he's left all kinds of artwork on

2025-11-02 15:01:07

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GM! What are you working on today sir?

2025-11-01 19:23:56

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Bring back photo a day with this! 😍

2025-10-31 17:31:15

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🫂🙏

2025-10-31 17:30:14

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🫂 I appreciate it man! It's just one of those John Q moments where I feel like what does a man have to do to take care of his family. Literally expressing this to the doctor and they talk right through it. 🤯

2025-10-31 17:21:05

I just have to vent more how stupid this all is. I don't think many know but a few years ago my Mother had to move in with @nprofile…dmxh and I. At the time it was to help establish herself in Kentucky but health issue after health issue she ended up just staying with us instead of getting into a place of her own.
She had an illness nearly two years ago where her whole personality changed. I can't describe how different of a person she became from who she was before. Earlier this year one of her medical team made a diagnosis of dementia that we're still waiting for them to establish actual testing to determine what might be the culprit.
Part of this has stemmed around her having recurring dreams. Often repetitive they'd be nightmares where old women were harassing her or doing things to her. Recently they changed where her blanket began either convincing her or trying to hurt my wife and I itself. It was so pervasive that my mom asked me to take her to the hospital last Saturday before I was going to nostrville.
They ended up admitting her into the hospital so they could do an MRI of her brain to help establish a picture of what's going on. This was scheduled to happen today. Fast forward to now and they've cancelled the MRI because it would interfere with them moving her to a rehab facility.
I'm baffled how treatment for the actual issue is being delayed to move her to a physical rehab facility. Yet after sending her to rehab for two weeks they'll want to return her back to us where she'll still likely be suffering from whatever is causing her agitation of the mind.
I'm at wit's end understanding what I can or should be doing. Even more hilarious to the situation they never received the approval for rehab so now Mom will be in the hospital over the weekend which is what they were trying to avoid for some reason by cancelling the MRI.
Medicine feels like a joke.
#nevent1q…8vh6

2025-10-31 14:17:47

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I looked over the description and your book looks like something I should have read a few years ago when we brought my mother to live with us! There's so much I've learned that I've missed out on in "benefits" for her and our family that we would have been eligible for. It's a whole different issue I could get on a soapbox about with the benefits our government offers but you have to ask for but likely never even imagined existed to know to ask for. I've had to miss numerous events that I've found that if I had applied for that there's even a number of hours you can register to get people to sit in so I could have went out to various things like Tabconf or the recent nostr events. Amazing that it was never a resource given by any of the "social workers" that were assigned to Mom over the years but was there for the taking if I had just known to ask.

2025-10-31 12:47:58

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🫂

2025-10-31 12:47:02

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Yeah it's amazing this hasn't caused a revolution in itself. The way we dishonor our elders seems criminal.

2025-10-31 12:38:04

Modern healthcare feels like a scam. Watching my poor mother bounce around this system and not find the right care to get better breaks my heart.

2025-10-30 14:17:53

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Is zaptrax still using Wavlake API or straight 2.0?

2025-10-29 19:45:08

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I guess this is my touch grass notification 🤷‍♂️

2025-10-29 19:37:54

REKT! https://relay.patrickulrich.com/c4301f41de09cdb1cbf6b867ad7753a2dde7c3abc7054721c7c5b13f080eead1.png

2025-10-27 19:27:37

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It's something 🤦‍♂️ https://relay.patrickulrich.com/f5cffc7e6f0a0b0041b40091abf0737fa44706d892ec547d6d369b53d524c22b.mp4

2025-10-27 19:24:45

Bitfinex psyop whole time confirmed?
#nevent1q…edjn

2025-10-27 19:23:48

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🤯

2025-10-27 18:53:59

🌍⚔️ NostrWars Round 1 has concluded! ⚔️🌍
The first round of NostrWars games has concluded. @nprofile…m2es has conquered the most land and won 5,000 sats! They led the game by a large margin but there were a number of players that have picked up quite a few squares over the course of the map in recent days.
I have to thank all the rest of you for playing along! We've found a number of bugs throughout the first round that we've worked to fix throughout the round and others that we'll be fixing for Round 2. Expect Round 2 on an upcoming block that will be announced in advance!
Round 2 will be launched by a new npub dedicated to the game. This npub will also be issuing new badges for participating in this testing round and other future rounds and achievements. #nevent1q…wugq

2025-10-25 02:32:22

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https://youtu.be/FruxRFIeDdw
It's actually a grill though. Integrated thermostat is 👌
https://a.co/d/0D0kUvB

2025-10-25 00:15:04

Picking up Ninja's Foodi has been one of the better purchases I've made lately. It's a huge improvement for the speed and convenience it brings to getting a plate ready.

2025-10-24 22:36:12

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Im not even using an npub yet for nostrwars. It just ingests nostr events from players to progress the game. Nostr is amazing!

2025-10-24 16:14:57

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Thank you @nprofile…k3av! I updated the firmware and like you said things came back up no problem. Rev A here too but were on 3.3.10 now. I love the new decimal fee rate!

2025-10-24 16:01:14

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It seems like my update isn't properly going through. I ran the updater and the clock went through the normal "UPDATE" process but when it came back up its still showing the update as available. I've also now got a new message saying "Warning: The firmware version is different from the WebUI version, this might cause problems."
I've tried doing a force refresh and restart but update still seems half applied. I even tried to run the update again but it doesn't seem to go further than this. Tried to manually install littlefs 4mb but that one fails with the message "File upload failed. Make sure you have selected the correct file and try again."

2025-10-24 00:47:47

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🤝

2025-10-23 22:59:03

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🤞 I can make it down!

2025-10-23 22:24:28

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The non-adjacent movement was intended but needs refinement. It was introduced to create more central base locations where forces would expand out from their initial squares until economic production could create additional core based to create more local troop production.
As for population, this is a bug! Thank you for reporting it! I likely introduced this bug when I addressed the combat issues the first day. I will near guarantee I didn't limit the change I made to fix the NPC area attacks. I'll confirm first chance I can get to a terminal. It will definitely be addressed by next wipe.

2025-10-23 20:49:45

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I've been nervous this might happen and planning to change around the growth patterns for next stage. The population/mil are getting quite high to process. To hopefully help for the remaining few days Ill add a few more processor cores + RAM to the server to see if that helps us get towards the end of the test.

2025-10-23 20:41:29

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It seems to still be running. I just took over a property and it seems to be recording it. You've made great progress in taking land though!

2025-10-22 15:52:20

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All of the population is how it stands this epoch. This will likely be adjusted for future play events where population will take "war damage" when taken over which will be something like delayed economic/mil production for a period after capture.

2025-10-22 14:34:40

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Attacker: Rolls Math.min(3, attackersRemaining) dice
- 3+ units → rolls 3 dice
- 2 units → rolls 2 dice
- 1 unit → rolls 1 die
Defender advantage: The defender always gets 3 dice even with just 1 defending unit
Ties go to defender: When die values match, the defender wins

2025-10-22 00:06:00

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Pretty sweet, I like my atoms

2025-10-21 20:24:28

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I'll send you another post when I can give the right answer 😁

2025-10-21 20:02:23

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It's set by block time. This set will reset in a few days. I'm away from the computer to be 100% but I believe it's 920999. One feature change will be a block countdown to show how many blocks are left of gameplay.
In the future I plan for much longer wipe periods, likely 5-10k Bitcoin blocks. These first few wipes are geared to find issues with code and mechanics before longer term periods begin and deeper gameplay mechanics get developed.

2025-10-21 17:22:00

If Nostr Wars was a little much to take in from first glance, I've had an instruction page added to give a little guidance on what the game is and how it works. https://nostrwars.com/instructions.html

2025-10-21 15:50:56

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You are an inspiration. Once again, great work!

2025-10-21 14:48:48

GM, I think the attacking bugs for NostrWars.com have been fixed. Today should have a bunch of land being claimed!

2025-10-21 14:18:29

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I think the combat is fixed now. After fixing this bug another one was showing where combat would end with 0 losses for each side. I think that's been fixed too now and should work as expected. Please let me know if things aren't working for you now.

2025-10-21 13:14:03

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Thank you for the report. It seems there's a bug with the nostr parser for attacks. I'm going to take the server down for a backup and then publish some new test code. Will report when I think it's resolved!

2025-10-21 13:09:47

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First impressions:
Device is beautiful. I love the design and the frame. Very sharp! Packaging was well done for an open source project as well. Props!
I'd love to be able to enter an nsec or hex for setup. I had to go dig my hex out of storage because other bunkers only want to export nsec it seems.
Very cool project!

2025-10-21 02:27:06

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This actually blows my mind still. I can't believe the polish of the client!

2025-10-21 02:20:18

Whoa this is cool! I just setup nostrmusic.com to use LNBits new remote signer and it's broadcasting my now playing to nostr! https://relay.patrickulrich.com/7e4f59220acdd614a3a504130aec7b08dc61104a5ffbcfe887aa498b110d4216.jpg

2025-10-20 22:42:01

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I'm not sure I follow what you mean.

2025-10-20 21:09:34

My LNbits Remote Nostr Signer just arrived! https://relay.patrickulrich.com/31b7d7fe3d9487030e41abf7c5b5b1e24e5d286611053367b1b8189a49b4a53b.jpg
#nevent1q…346k

2025-10-20 20:47:27

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The 10 players are just a leaderboard. There's also a bug where "Total Players" is tied to the leaderboard and not the real number of players. As people start conquering other territories that should start to update with new names but it'll still show just 10 players for this first round.

2025-10-20 20:45:46

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Great feedback! Thank you! It needs work on getting proper real time updates. If you refresh you'll get new info but the front end needs better event streaming support.

2025-10-20 20:41:52

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Personally, unless you have a close neighbor, I'd recommend going more butter than guns. That will give you more forces to work with in the coming days when you want to start building a military. Military population won't be calculated in your growth ratio.

2025-10-20 20:38:19

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Each Bitcoin block you'll be rewarded with new citizens to either be a part of your population or a part of the military based on the % you apply in the allocation. The # of people you get at that block is tied to your population of the block so the more people you build up the more you get each round on future bitcoin blocks.

2025-10-20 20:24:51

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@nprofile…05cc I hope you're friendly! You're my first Z grid neighbor

2025-10-20 19:49:22

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Please let me know what you think! It's going for a week, so unless you have a neighbor, I recommend Butter over Guns for first day or so.

2025-10-20 19:39:01

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Please share feedback! 😃

2025-10-20 19:38:13

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It's still more of a vision of things to come but so far it's made it through a few blocks without issue 🤣 I hope you like the cold weather where you landed!

2025-10-20 16:29:53

🌍⚔️ INTRODUCING NOSTRWARS - THE GLOBAL CONQUEST BEGINS NOW ⚔️🌍
I've been building something and need your help testing it out. Nostrwars is a real-time strategy MMORPG where the entire world is up for grabs.
THE GAME:
Sign in with your Nostr npub - claim FREE land
Set your empire's production: economy vs military
- Economy → population growth (compounds every Bitcoin block!)
- Military → defend your territory & conquer adjacent squares
Bitcoin block hashes randomly trigger recessions, normal markets, or economic BOOMS
THE STAKES:
The player controlling the most territory at block 920999 wins 5000 sats 💰
(Or everyone gets sats if my code explodes before then 😅)
It's a pretty basic game. As you grow the population of your square you can invade neighboring squares to begin your conquest of the world. Claim a full geohash to yourself and receive a bonus to your population expanse.
https://nostrwars.com
#nevent1q…2mmw

2025-10-19 23:38:06

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🤣🤣🤣

2025-10-19 23:34:22

My local Mexican restaurant blocked my number 😲

2025-10-19 14:09:16

Web Mercator 🤬

2025-10-19 03:35:50

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Yeah that's a great way to describe it. Each Bitcoin block you'll gain population based on the population of the geohash. You set your guns/butter ratio and then can gain military units to attack neighboring squares.

2025-10-19 00:31:54

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https://media.tenor.com/tWvdZeYKOuIAAAAM/tyler-hynes-hynies.gif

2025-10-19 00:19:48

Coming Soon™ https://relay.patrickulrich.com/e9a31009209e6284f9b88f25d4655738eda8323df92aa041fa339d31c94530d4.png
#nevent1q…frp9

2025-10-18 23:56:31

🤝
https://blossom.primal.net/cb0cc1cbbc9adfe31f07833472efe9ab34037d18d5fa49a3968792eefe397b75.png

2025-10-18 23:23:29

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That outfit 😍

2025-10-18 14:13:08

GM, I almost have my default Welshman stack built out now. Time to try rebuilding one of my other projects powered by welshman!

2025-10-17 03:50:31

https://relay.patrickulrich.com/9019406d80139d5198685c1e75dee8e1500062cc0c208a4852ca4b174517cfd5.png

2025-10-16 15:46:00

Getting excited for Gemini 3 launch

2025-10-10 15:12:52

Signer has shipped already! Looking forward to this order 😁 #nevent1q…kfum

2025-10-09 17:23:06

Flipping through Google TV and kind of shocked to see a Steemit post as a content review. How long before nostr content starts getting indexed like this? https://relay.patrickulrich.com/62c85e912b964c580ca459fb075b77bb6620090fd2705abc388f091de4c76c0e.jpg

2025-10-09 13:05:28

GM, I'm feeling grateful. I want to thank all of you that said a prayer for @nprofile…yvrg yesterday. She's back home from the hospital and honestly doing great considering where she's been the last few days.
#nevent1q…jqfe

2025-10-08 16:08:14

Y'all please say a prayer for @nprofile…hw82. She's a pretty sick lady at the moment and we're still waiting to hear what's going on.

2025-10-08 11:24:20

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Easy buy decision #nevent1q…0e5g

2025-10-07 17:59:46

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It's great! It uses their computer use and then controls your active tab. I now let it handle all of my calendar management and beginning to start exploring other mundane morning tasks I can let it takeover. https://support.claude.com/en/articles/12012173-getting-started-with-claude-for-chrome

2025-10-07 15:18:05

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The $100 max plan does well for me. Plus you can get access to their new browser extension that's been saving me a lot of time on random light tasks that I give it.

2025-10-06 16:27:49

Sora 2 https://relay.patrickulrich.com/2fe1169adb87b33cb48cdf17a1f852085ca5309979ae90a817a397e172621694.mp4

2025-10-04 13:05:28

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I will never turn help away! 😁
Here's the PR I submitted for calcom/cal.com https://github.com/calcom/cal.com/pull/24266
I'm working to resolve some of the coderabbit mentions this morning. I'll see if I can get those merged shortly.

2025-09-30 20:13:50

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Templates are going to be so powerful for new users to build from. Great release team @nprofile…7atk!

2025-09-29 18:51:41

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Getting closer https://relay.patrickulrich.com/3e8909b6902339676b7892c86c0c71c11a7bdd1ded94d930dcd37456c001c8ae.png

2025-09-27 11:52:37

gm, baby shower day for the cousin and then World Chicken Festival 🤰🐔

2025-09-25 16:09:52

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In the interest of ensuring I stay needy, wen 'Open in Zapstore' button for listings?

2025-09-25 14:18:40

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Yeah that'd be a great tool to have. I'm not familiar with FB's API offerings but after a quick search it looks like you might be able to build a bridge for Business/Creator accounts for continuous use but seems FB locks down a lot of the normie user data. I think you'd have to make the user do a data backup then import that backup zip to a conversion site to generate the posts from old data. Seems feasible though!

2025-09-20 17:20:35

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Shout out to you for a great panel as well!