Alabama Fren
⚡️Alabama Fren ⚡️

one of my keys is stored at a place where the person I trust literally has a "fridge gun".
So if I show up with a "wrench attacker".....they will have a bad time.

2023-03-03 18:32:19

Men should not have titties.
If you have man boobs then for God's sake.
Make a plan and start doing something about it.
FFS.

2023-03-03 16:05:08

Hello,
March from Twitter has began.
Except I'll still post articles, podcasts, and books about nutrition and wellness over there b/c I have this stupid urge to want people to find truth and wellness.
It's like bitcoin. You can't make anyone understand bitcoin but you can provide a wealth of information. If the signal of health and truth reaches just one person and then propagates to another then that is good....and good is enough for me.
GFY.

2023-02-27 17:16:21

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I like truck.

2023-02-27 15:07:37

I have no idea where my received zaps are going.
GM.
Glad to be back on NOSTR desktop. Since I'm a poor and relegated to shitty Android Nostr UX.
Go be productive and GFY.

2023-02-24 22:56:12

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500m max effort row is the worst workout on the planet.

2023-02-24 21:06:01

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Post bitcoin address. I'll go oldschool

2023-02-24 20:59:11

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Based. How we do this? I'll do same.

2023-02-24 19:53:02

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_59318aed6bd79ddb3268870b697729fd7565ab13ba4ab5bae58a9c3b8a47313b.jpg
The best "like" i've ever received. #brownpill #takethebrownpill

2023-02-24 16:21:46

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Wrong way god candle

2023-02-24 15:49:54

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orange pill him

2023-02-24 15:43:22

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fuckin' soon would be nice.

2023-02-24 14:58:07

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why are we shitcoining?

2023-02-24 14:47:55

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This is Q chambered in .300 blackout
The very best there is.

2023-02-24 14:43:14

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yeah...b/c I do only unconventional shit

2023-02-24 14:40:47

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Never.
If they ask....yes.

2023-02-24 14:40:22

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_df7ac31756d0a11edbcf52ba0d4fc45419ffa996b3b0c7ccd5d8c1aebe84470a.jpg
Resisting the URGE.
My spirit is weak.
Might capitulate into the Blackout.

2023-02-23 23:40:14

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#obsoletethatfackfuck

2023-02-23 23:39:17

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I got the Alby extension and what not.
I'm zappin' but it still opens up a seperate window and I gotta input sats number and hit send.
I want autozaps.

2023-02-23 23:38:13

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Iris.to

2023-02-23 23:36:41

The ONLY bad thing about NOSTR is that new developments are happening so fast that computer RETARDS like me have no idea what the fuck is going on.
How do I click the lightning bolt and automatically zap sats?
I still gotta zap sats the fuckin' boomer way.

2023-02-23 23:17:08

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What does this mean and how do I set it up?
I click on lightning bolt and my alby extension opens up and I have to manually tip like a neanderthal.
How I get it to zap sats automatically?

2023-02-23 22:49:04

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Need and guest lecturers?

2023-02-23 22:48:18

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fuck yeah....but I'm only a level 5.
Apparently the Bens are a 4

2023-02-23 22:41:38

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That place looks beautiful

2023-02-23 21:39:56

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This is Goddamn Nic Carter's fault isn't it?

2023-02-23 21:23:07

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I'm just pissed off that I'm not a "Ben"
They always mining the early blocks.
I see you Justman

2023-02-23 21:09:07

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4 days later I'm still pissed off about this bullshit.

2023-02-23 18:21:24

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🤝

2023-02-23 17:38:38

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zapped for lullz

2023-02-23 17:27:28

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tbh....I miss the free shitcoin giveaway from CB.
Turn them shits into bitcoin so damn fast

2023-02-23 17:19:12

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WOS should thank us.

2023-02-23 17:13:21

Zaps are nice.....but regular use of the word retards and retarded is where the true freedom signal is.
Nature is healing.
GFY.
I'm on fire this morning.

2023-02-23 17:11:33

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https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_c31b67d56eec149753c1138bb364305f2dec2c209e203d22918670f6eab02f1b.jpg

2023-02-23 16:57:33

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b/c there are not any gun grabbing retards to argue with over here.
Triggering gun retards is a fun hobby of mine.
I love 2a.

2023-02-23 16:56:42

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LTP wins in pretty much everything.
Except for falling off a cliff or getting tossed into dangerous white water.

2023-02-23 16:51:51

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🤝

2023-02-23 16:49:59

The commies forced me to apologize and put me in wrong think gulag for saying "a nuclear bomb cannot kill kids by itself"
Fuck Twitter.

2023-02-21 14:30:25

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worked

2023-02-21 14:28:35

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Trying to zap. Getting weird invoice thing.

2023-02-21 13:51:52

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Finish your bench session with banded pushups. Use the green bands and really "push out to full extension" at top of the pushup.
Do a few sets of 10.
you will be sore in new wonderful areas two days later.
I now swear by banded pushups.

2023-02-21 13:40:49

GM. Starting #bookchain
Post a picture of book cover for the visual learners / rememberers
Brief synopsis of book and why you think others would benefit from reading.
I'll zap 1000k sats until I run out. Others feel free to zap sats if you are so inclined.
I'll post a book a day until I run out of material.
Deep Survival by Lawrence Gonzales
This is a book that weaves in true stories of survival and the brain mechanisms / neuroscience of what is going on in these people. I read this book in my training prep for the 2012 Death Race (that I finished....failed in 2011). This book inspired me to keep moving no matter what...that i'd literally die before I quit.
I do recommend the audio version over the print version b/c the narrator has an incredible voice and the power of "story" is amplified by hearing the saga of survival from someone else.
Never ever give up. Relentless forward motion in all situations.
#bookchain
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_f0db5159370ca641726a6f568a69cd1a66bbddb8783f89ea48dd72c69d352900.jpg

2023-02-20 23:25:56

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It was a very tough listen in some parts.
The author definitely likes words.

2023-02-20 22:44:36

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I'll throw some sats at it.
how?

2023-02-20 22:32:57

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I tell my wife this during sexy time in Legarde's accent.
She doesn't understand the humor.

2023-02-20 22:16:10

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IMMA BE RICH!

2023-02-20 22:02:40

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but in the fun way.
See if they are bitcoiners.

2023-02-20 22:02:11

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Tell the aliens I said to GFTs

2023-02-20 21:52:43

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There's something called buttholesats?
I'm interested.

2023-02-20 21:03:50

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what is this thing?

2023-02-20 20:25:37

If you arent using an S9 to dry / warm your boots then fuck you.
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_bb692799eebc2d43e26056ea98aef5ab35a7b94b0a6ca5dbf0375abe201ee443.jpg

2023-02-20 20:14:58

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I move markets.

2023-02-20 19:48:26

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You got them Damus's for desk top?

2023-02-20 19:38:03

Need hive mind advice. Please help.
I'm seeking to make the ultimate club sandwich. Please advise:
Best bread?
Meat?
Cheese?
Sauce?
Bacon?
Lets build.
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_a99112eb3990e0023b21b267ccae0269a2e53d383389b09bb50ba804eef4db42.gif

2023-02-20 19:33:03

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Sound advice. ZAAPPED

2023-02-20 19:23:00

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Funny you mention this.
Me and my sons were planning "Ultimate club sandwich day" for this upcoming Sunday.
#[4]
Do you have any tips? Advice?

2023-02-20 19:14:36

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
I have just purchased a meat slicer!
2023 is on the UP!
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_0cc5eeb38451fd1adac24b11c320cce7de06fca1377896734e42b3af43f649de.gif

2023-02-20 19:09:27

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So NOSTR was the "yacht party" all along.
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_45dc69c1bb4003f3f7931d30db0256997af821d515f59d4b94f8fbbee0bd9cfe.gif

2023-02-20 16:24:46

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stroking cocks?

2023-02-20 16:23:20

GM.
Need updated pay for relay list please Nostriches.
Also. Today I start a 48 - 72 hour fast b/c I ate like a piece of shit all weekend.
Relays and Prayers accepted.
GFY. GM.

2023-02-19 22:56:21

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_0cee84c8584bc3eab52b528c4e2167cf4a65602695f0ee5a13d3414a7bf0ff62.jpg
Name any better Sunday afternoon napping background sounds than a NASCAR race.
You cant. This is the peak of the napping material mountain.

2023-02-19 22:52:26

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#[52] #[53]

2023-02-19 19:54:19

Just so glad to be a part of early nostr. Zapping and helping eachither troubleshoot.
I cant code...so just being here, helping eachither troubleshoot, providing UX feedback.
Shitposting.
Feels good man.

2023-02-19 17:40:06

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Tried. WOS didnt like your invoice

2023-02-19 17:19:35

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_8b6ac6c1001f24c6ba2b6261a3ee1871092a1890395109695007d3084dc4aaaa.jpg
How to piss off wife while mining 0.79c per day of bitcoin.
AMA

2023-02-19 15:23:40

Bitcoin has lead me back to the teachings of Christ.
No shame.
Seeking truths.
Whats old is new.
GFY.
🤝

2023-02-19 15:21:24

GM.
Its gonna be this kinda day.
Church then chill.
Hang with kids, hang with dogs.
Steak night!
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_539380234a1b05f75a168b68b685b203f905b389541e19179d01913f467b2b18.jpg

2023-02-19 13:23:21

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Why not both?

2023-02-19 02:19:27

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children."
Ezekiel 25:17.
We are all Satoshi.
I believe that there most certainty is divinity in this movement. Civilization saving discoveries and inventions occurring at the EXACT time they are needed.
There are no coincidences.

2023-02-18 23:44:15

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Posted about zapping Saylor 100kbsats. Figured It'd get a chuckle or 3.
Zero engage

2023-02-18 22:44:25

Went back to Twitter to see what how the anger/fear/doom narrative was going.
My feed was really weird. Assumed i was in "for you". Nope. Was in following.
Twitter has totally fucked up their alg.
Its become even more unusable.

2023-02-18 19:29:53

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PAID!

2023-02-18 19:20:44

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Who?

2023-02-18 19:08:07

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It was AWESOME last year. Pure signal. No "INflUeNcErS"

2023-02-18 19:05:14

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Im going back to Adopting corn in ES instead 🤝

2023-02-18 19:00:40

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You already got your ticket!
I gotta simp!

2023-02-18 18:58:43

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Umad?

2023-02-18 18:42:00

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_168eb19fbfcd08ada511d326b8d09b8d7f21b028d84e680c44af331cf29fd135.jpg
Just zapped #[0] 100k for the yacht party.
SHIRTS OFF!!!

2023-02-18 18:33:09

https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_8378b60cc50a53bdd2b8e92154033957b469e61e367bc93e6a1f47ea6c62863a.jpg

2023-02-18 18:31:02

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Signal > numbers

2023-02-18 18:30:24

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Pay for the fold+
Free fold kinda sucky

2023-02-18 17:58:55

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Yep. I am paying off my wifes car via pay pal

2023-02-18 17:33:24

Stacked hard today chasing 2% on a 1k CC payment.
I win.

2023-02-18 16:41:14

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BJJ and most athletes in general fundamentally understand POW

2023-02-18 12:33:35

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They are total assholes that want to kill you.
I hated ostriches and emus in vet school

2023-02-18 00:45:48

#[0]

2023-02-17 21:08:19

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https://i.imgur.com/SHQfwUD.jpg

2023-02-17 18:12:02

Nostr is great bc you can post this and Elon's commies wont put you in joke gulag
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_6f406b060ecc8d2ae1b7fc0f36fc2846c4eea766ae03e0038c80e64050736e99.jpg

2023-02-17 16:59:50

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Only use muun to get my lightning to chain.

2023-02-17 16:49:25

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GFY protocol

2023-02-17 12:40:48

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Im trying to zap you for the awesome frog meme but itcsay invoice expired