Junes

Spastic Retard

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npub1nuhrmnggtsnu3hlh7nw9rq6nuv7v7dzvckqyuasgkmemj0l3mlxs6v56ul

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Junes_at_sleepy.cafe@mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2023-05-27 08:13:32

No matter what happens, if I get word you've been throwing the lid away on yoghurt without licking it, I will find you, and I will smash your knees with a hammer. farewell.

2023-05-27 02:14:46

https://sleepy.cafe/media/85be9820e49289341ddc50c96f86d6b570c8677cd94192e8882796928ff2a7e3.mp4

2023-05-27 02:14:18

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@npub1r4h…u0jf ermm can you please caption this text post

2023-05-27 02:10:13

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@npub10pg…xu2f it's juneover

2023-05-27 02:05:16

Junes dies today

2023-05-20 09:00:55

i got the the vril to pay the bills

2023-05-20 01:00:36

Guy in his second interview for being hired at Activision-Blizzard sweating, biting his lip and stuttering trying not to mention he's only here to steal breast milk from the fridges

2023-05-19 20:32:57

Must be tough being a woman and having to pretend you're really impressed by how a guy positions his units in total war (he does the same thing every time)

2023-05-19 19:51:45

2 Random English dads (one who just had a hip replacement) fighting off like 50 "Dutch" ultras is the funniest thing i've seen this year

2023-05-18 12:34:18

When I die...name something banal after me which people will forget is even named after a person

2023-05-18 05:04:40

is we boys gettin mo money for dem readin programs
https://sleepy.cafe/media/d31da298bfb21d7ecd696804daecea59cbf60eb6dd00a00f8944e8685025fbfe.png

2023-05-17 19:11:10

no idea what this says, probably funny as hell though enjoy jajaja
https://sleepy.cafe/media/174864b94fdc975c928bf601cf96b5bcf242439efc667a2ed74d766453b511fa.jpg

2023-05-17 12:35:22

hardcore is just softcore to me,....yeah im kinda of insane im kinda likethe joker and the world is my badman ya know im kinda crazy with society ya know...

2023-05-17 04:18:16

Read some cunts police report and i literally did this
https://sleepy.cafe/media/2577298327cdf6d331aea5313360b8a1239962c5150fd3a18465bcf80b8d0ccc.jpg

2023-05-17 01:05:12

When the pendulum swings back, it will have been shaped into an axe.

2023-05-17 00:39:58

Libs poke sleeping bears when they make fun of unironic insane Q anon types, they are receiving 400 radio wave signals per second on the exact address of the person on the other side of the screen, and they have started to drive towards them.

2023-05-14 01:43:59

the right have gotten a hold of this thread and are now calling me fatherless and wojacking me into oblivion for a funny little joke, muting this coz i cant keep looking at the same gigachad wojack image format for 10 hours<3

2023-05-13 23:52:18

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@npub1txd…lw23 Anthony Fantano he hangs out just outside of school zones and asks kids what music is in and then makes videos pretending he loves it

2023-05-13 03:28:33

i hate short form videos
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2023-05-12 07:30:49

*muffled garbage microphone sounds* heeyyyyy gamerssss welcome to let's play RapeLay

2023-05-12 00:57:50

Blue sky is actually yellow sky for the colour-blind, please accommodate

2023-05-11 01:59:10

you catch your boy coming out of an art gallery lookin like this what are you doin
https://sleepy.cafe/media/feae650adada298b2a6566762567bb0eebf8ab4aaa4a1dce9922c36976bc45e4.png

2023-05-10 00:59:12

Getting imprisoned in Turkey for 40 years for referring to every Turkish woman as "my little Turkish delight"

2023-05-09 01:50:13

Gay guy who pretends to hate nuts, so people joke about it being a surprise

2023-05-08 06:51:36

Pssst. Hey you! Yes you, the cutie reading this!
Dunno if you know this yet, but neck yourself! ❤️
That's all, go on scrolling now 😁

2023-05-07 22:43:36

2011 was 2 years ago :french:

2023-05-05 18:44:32

Hey, what prompts do you guys used to make such dogshit posts

2023-05-04 06:28:10

If I see someone scraping moss off stone near me, I'll go to gaol for slicing em up like cheese

2023-05-04 03:36:37

suck me off next station

2023-05-04 02:32:17

sudo neck yourself

2023-05-03 23:22:24

the postal service worker can kick my package as a little treat if he wants, nothing i buy would ever break because i'm blessed by angels.

2023-05-03 15:59:15

OMG is that a GIRL making a MODEL KIT?!?! hummina hummina arghh ahhhwooga wowowow *freshens breath with spray*

2023-05-03 13:49:49

Might pretend I'm big into gambling and make it my entire personality, refer to lady luck constantly in situations with no variances and say things like "split or fold" or say "Hit me" when asking for objects

2023-05-03 05:46:07

magacoin $200 EOY trust the plan

2023-05-03 04:29:20

#creamernation

2023-05-02 02:05:16

ARRGHHH FUCK I JUST CLUNGED MY WOOBIXCUBE ARHhh

2023-04-29 05:57:31

The story of how I was reincarnated into the federated network and all the girls are trannies??!?!? summer 2025

2023-04-28 03:57:13

Waiting rooms are hell that exists on earth, sitting next to an old guy clearly watching Instagram videos on full volume that are for teen audiences, next to him islanders speaking islander noises and the doctors coming out with NPC scripts like oblivion dialogue

2023-04-26 16:53:52

done got woken up by a dream about my cats fighting, they're asleep on my bed and then 10 minutes later they start fighting for real :SevereMentalDistress:

2023-04-26 03:03:41

it's hard being popular online, anime women keep asking me to do things!
https://sleepy.cafe/media/feb54d84624685e06736d1da786361d016fbe3359632c3ca852558a0cb2c6e65.png

2023-04-25 02:03:27

Women have so many shoes because they secretly have multiple feet and legs, very disturbing.

2023-04-24 15:59:27

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#[0] free food :aliendance:

2023-04-24 04:17:17

i transheart wooden dowel rods

2023-04-23 14:28:03

Grosmalok? en yurhun trop

2023-04-23 02:12:59

Mr. White nationalist it's a bit odd you're simping over some Native American-Mexican autismo woman, please turn in your white man's card at your local trader joes.

2023-04-23 00:58:06

Guy who randomly but enthusiastically shouts "Hell yeah, I'd kill baby Hitler" in a public setting and looks around wildly for approval

2023-04-22 14:24:37

I live the one foot in the grave lifestyle, everyone else is a poser

2023-04-22 02:17:58

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#[0] this is how milkyway bars are made

2023-04-21 15:06:35

i know the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz irl btw

2023-04-21 01:16:08

i'm rich grandfather who left a faulty will with large sums of money on the line which causes chaos and perhaps a murder mystery between family vying for the wealth i left-pilled

2023-04-20 02:32:47

"Occupy x" how about you occupy a job you hippy faggot

2023-04-20 01:39:35

Tell my son...my son...Gemerald that he posted coal...

2023-04-19 16:58:56

i had a dream i was in an exam and the exam proctor told everyone to turn their single sheet of paper over to "It's third side" and then did a little laugh and everyone failed

2023-04-19 16:50:56

Guy watching roleplay ASMR and replying seriously to every single thing they say in a whispered voice

2023-04-19 16:49:13

the big lang theory

2023-04-19 16:45:28

i have never watched friends and never will i hate the intro song so much

2023-04-19 14:08:44

I would hate to be out questing with some of your lawful good asses, I would get no coin

2023-04-19 13:37:51

Morose and lugubrious

2023-04-18 17:15:37

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#[0] HAHAHAH THIS NIGGAS SURNAME IS WYNER AND HE'S CRYING

2023-04-18 15:40:12

he just like me
https://sleepy.cafe/media/f6c70d87160e7b1338122c96651294983907b5a2185ba4a30ed68f1150000cb0.png

2023-04-18 09:07:03

total world annihilation will happen if i wake up and feel like it btw, be prepared.

2023-04-18 04:08:39

uhmmm dotards

2023-04-18 01:02:44

If you combine traditional Eastern and Western medicine you either instantly explode or become immortal, no in between

2023-04-17 05:14:22

me looking @ you
https://sleepy.cafe/media/b47f10ae7f93839a6d933f0ee658920905def388b6493dc13b017ca7c00724c8.jpg

2023-04-17 03:35:40

i really hope none of you are kurdish

2023-04-16 11:24:18

If you ever search anything specifically DIY on YouTube you will end up begrudgingly having to click on a furry channel because for some reason they all do high quality DIY videos

2023-04-16 04:02:24

The list master sends his regards

2023-04-16 03:41:38

If you put (Known gay cunt) after any name of mass shooters when published, nobody would ever commit the crime

2023-04-16 02:11:26

Sleepy.cafe is sponsored by mypillow

2023-04-16 01:55:04

probably someone on here posting wearing someone's face as their own rn literally

2023-04-16 01:26:47

AI cannot answer if there are any kinos for this feel

2023-04-14 18:17:59

i love random ass Eastern European accents when they speak english and talk about complicated things

2023-04-14 02:25:10

Put ya numba in my phone

2023-04-13 06:09:40

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#[0] no thanks im busy that day

2023-04-12 15:30:51

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#[0] idk who that is

2023-04-12 15:23:55

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#[0] fucked up he isnt even called Linus but brad

2023-04-12 10:06:36

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#[0] we dont get paid holidays so that doesn't happen

2023-04-11 06:51:46

this is what they call me in the hood
https://sleepy.cafe/media/6d20d4308aa3e69877e70eb0386db126ae107b51b6181b2a48effc6f96dbbbf8.png

2023-04-10 13:59:29

me after walking up to the counter at a chinese place
https://sleepy.cafe/media/21fcbe0d7d20a8f661be7216811f05818d972c09412298a55f96b8030352d6d7.mp4

2023-04-10 13:42:07

Gargon DESTROY this IDIOT

2023-04-10 01:49:17

Mr. beast is gonna pay for a 100 trans surgery video with his friend like that

2023-04-09 14:32:37

Do you think they would be more likely to let you into the military if you wore a "Gamers never die, they respawn" t shirt to the initial screening

2023-04-07 13:11:09

Woke up to cat meowing loudly inside a room that's not possible for him to be inside :SevereMentalDistress:

2023-04-07 05:43:29

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#[0] #[1] hey thanks for lending me 10 mil the other day, saving an orphanage that had caught fire and curing blindness

2023-04-07 02:33:05

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i mean the i hate

2023-04-06 09:42:19

i'm b-b-b-b-bad to tha bone baybey

2023-04-06 02:30:58

dark moles 2 :DarkSouls:

2023-04-05 07:38:24

#[0]

2023-04-05 05:45:02

tfw no bucktooth girl from Luxembourg

2023-04-05 01:06:37

walking around in a sewer: only in tha big apple baybey

2023-04-04 07:36:27

Is muv-luv worth getting into, I need something for next week to watch

2023-04-03 21:00:31

We got the dimensional merge tomorrow

2023-04-03 09:02:59

>five word essay at clown college due in 5 months :SevereMentalDistress:

2023-04-03 03:14:30

guy into husbandry who swears it isn't homosexual

2023-04-02 07:49:00

stop digitally trapping me in your avatar circles

2023-04-01 19:36:27

I'm normal

2023-04-01 01:11:04

>be American
>make meme
>get sent to jail

2023-03-29 16:37:36

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#[0] my state is named after a Dutchman who first found the island so we learn it

2023-03-29 16:34:12

i was forced to do both Dutch and French for 3 years during school, nobody understands my pain
*turns into a shirtless werewolf*

2023-03-29 14:34:39

it's over