Junes

Spastic Retard

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npub1nuhrmnggtsnu3hlh7nw9rq6nuv7v7dzvckqyuasgkmemj0l3mlxs6v56ul

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Junes_at_sleepy.cafe@mostr.pub

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2023-05-27 08:13:32

No matter what happens, if I get word you've been throwing the lid away on yoghurt without licking it, I will find you, and I will smash your knees with a hammer. farewell.

2023-05-27 02:14:46

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2023-05-27 02:14:18

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@npub1r4h…u0jf ermm can you please caption this text post

2023-05-27 02:10:13

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@npub10pg…xu2f it's juneover

2023-05-27 02:05:16

Junes dies today

2023-05-21 09:54:56

"I'm taking care of business"

2023-05-21 03:15:46

blow he head smoove off

2023-05-20 12:11:53

hear that gnawing in your walls? no? nevermind haha.
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2023-05-20 09:00:55

i got the the vril to pay the bills

2023-05-20 03:21:59

Monkey business
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2023-05-20 01:30:50

hell yeah brother you tell em
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2023-05-20 01:00:36

Guy in his second interview for being hired at Activision-Blizzard sweating, biting his lip and stuttering trying not to mention he's only here to steal breast milk from the fridges

2023-05-19 23:50:54

Alright, tomahawk ribeye baby. No, I didn't drop it in dirt, grow up. Smoke it at 225 until it hits 120 internal, take it off, let it rest for a sec. Then we're gonna go ahead and sear it on a hotbed of charcoal. No, it's not burnt, black rub, remember from the beginning, grow up. Alright, cut a little bit away from the bone so you don't cut in the bone, you can chew on the bone later. Cut off the ribeye cap, cut off the bottom fat, here's the eye of the ribeye.

2023-05-19 23:47:53

did ya get that thing broiled down

2023-05-19 23:20:30

If you kill someone whilst sleepwalking, can you even be punished

2023-05-19 22:27:44

Just saw a minority in Sesame street
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2023-05-19 21:30:05

straightt dropppp
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2023-05-19 21:06:42

i look like this
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2023-05-19 20:32:57

Must be tough being a woman and having to pretend you're really impressed by how a guy positions his units in total war (he does the same thing every time)

2023-05-19 19:51:45

2 Random English dads (one who just had a hip replacement) fighting off like 50 "Dutch" ultras is the funniest thing i've seen this year

2023-05-19 09:42:50

Sleepy.cafe would like to access your webcam
[Allow] [Disallow]

2023-05-19 07:51:43

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@npub1536…9txw there is one of them

2023-05-19 07:40:58

every day in fedi i am brutally molested by people with downsyndrome in my comments

2023-05-19 05:56:48

Hmm, that's an interesting statement, what is the Reddit opinion on this topic? The same as yours? Ok I think the opposite, thanks.

2023-05-19 04:41:29

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@npub1q2r…73uv this niggas mad this dude is standing in the way of the kids he wants to molest, very sad.

2023-05-19 03:51:07

Ban every adult going to see that freddy bear movie from being in school zones NOW

2023-05-19 02:02:08

me walking out of the gumball store pretending i was just browsing
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2023-05-19 00:31:44

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@npub124y…5qf8 there's too little money in your bank, get back on the grind instead of writing shit here pussy #finance

2023-05-18 23:33:36

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i lived bitch

2023-05-18 14:55:47

hey guys disgusting pus sack rotting cunt fucked gamer here back at you with another stardew valley episode

2023-05-18 14:16:13

Listening to a Tajikistan guy with broken English tell a joke about a dog biting a man between minutes of him laughing about his own joke

2023-05-18 12:34:18

When I die...name something banal after me which people will forget is even named after a person

2023-05-18 05:04:40

is we boys gettin mo money for dem readin programs
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2023-05-18 01:10:26

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@npub1pd3…njl8
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2023-05-17 21:29:21

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@npub1fwl…6a65 @npub1hmh…2ugu
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2023-05-17 21:24:59

hey can i have your stuff when you neck yourself cunt

2023-05-17 19:50:48

women be taking essay notes on every single thing you say bee careful
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2023-05-17 19:11:10

no idea what this says, probably funny as hell though enjoy jajaja
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2023-05-17 18:15:31

whytpeepo don't be crafting various tinctures' no moh

2023-05-17 12:42:54

Three cheers to big ears :ears: 🍷 HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAH

2023-05-17 12:35:22

hardcore is just softcore to me,....yeah im kinda of insane im kinda likethe joker and the world is my badman ya know im kinda crazy with society ya know...

2023-05-17 11:48:04

Depeche Mode
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2023-05-17 08:37:24

these guys hate themselves so much, cool username though
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2023-05-17 08:10:30

this week on Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids
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2023-05-17 07:57:04

Checking in on what the Hapas online are up to and yep still hate their white dads

2023-05-17 06:56:29

Sometimes I look at the known network and see people with ugly ass pics of themselves and I have to physically control my hand to not type anything @ them

2023-05-17 06:25:18

he right
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2023-05-17 04:28:42

Niggas with full white faces:💀💀💀
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2023-05-17 04:18:16

Read some cunts police report and i literally did this
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2023-05-17 02:17:06

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2023-05-17 01:05:12

When the pendulum swings back, it will have been shaped into an axe.

2023-05-17 00:42:36

they named a trapdoor spider after Obama (Aptostichus barackobamai) and it's very gay

2023-05-17 00:39:58

Libs poke sleeping bears when they make fun of unironic insane Q anon types, they are receiving 400 radio wave signals per second on the exact address of the person on the other side of the screen, and they have started to drive towards them.

2023-05-16 23:52:40

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@npub1m7p…0szf how I look being chained up in the Chinese masturbation torture bunker

2023-05-16 23:26:38

Military doesn't even try to scare the people they face anymore, they should be making shrieking and gargling noises all night and dressing head to toe like ghosts

2023-05-16 23:03:18

me and the girl i pulled being a skeleton, fleshcels eternally btfo
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2023-05-16 21:09:52

it is currently 1°C im chillin in the shop front window staring outside drinking a milo

2023-05-16 08:07:30

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@npub104t…mjkg That's Australia's national identity wdym

2023-05-16 08:02:37

Schizophrenic guy who always picks the mentally ill traits/debuffs in games for more immersion

2023-05-16 03:22:07

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@npub1q2r…73uv you are literally indian

2023-05-16 03:17:40

what if le happy normal le thing was le secretely le dark woahhhh

2023-05-15 12:19:18

got woken up by my dripping wet cat jumping on my bed before shaking water off, cheers

2023-05-15 07:03:05

don't mess with us project zombied players, we have never seen a woman

2023-05-14 07:40:12

steppin' out
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2023-05-14 06:25:19

Speaking German makes the skinniest dork looking dudes look tougher than they are, very manly language

2023-05-14 06:01:50

white flower power

2023-05-14 03:43:27

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@npub1rjw…g7u0 https://myanimelist.net/anime/297/Grenadier__Hohoemi_no_Senshi

2023-05-14 01:43:59

the right have gotten a hold of this thread and are now calling me fatherless and wojacking me into oblivion for a funny little joke, muting this coz i cant keep looking at the same gigachad wojack image format for 10 hours<3

2023-05-13 23:52:18

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@npub1txd…lw23 Anthony Fantano he hangs out just outside of school zones and asks kids what music is in and then makes videos pretending he loves it

2023-05-13 23:50:28

cannot wait to see this dude's head roll down the bowling alley like a ball and scoring me a strike
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2023-05-13 23:34:44

he say u gay bummer
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2023-05-13 22:45:19

First guy to write Canine as K9 must have thought he was so fucking cool

2023-05-13 11:34:40

real raped rascals @ realrapedrascals.rape

2023-05-13 05:03:48

did we get too cocky pear bros
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2023-05-13 04:57:10

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@npub1x77…rlte keep your mind on the grind playa

2023-05-13 04:54:28

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@npub1x77…rlte don't worry about me, worry about why kirby turned homeless

2023-05-13 03:33:36

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@npub1m3s…7u0j people have just straight up started to make a single video and then make 15 shorts containing the contents of it, on the grind $$$

2023-05-13 03:28:33

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2023-05-13 01:21:20

kirby sucked you off and became homeless think about that one will ya

2023-05-13 00:50:36

i saved this as a .jpg and there's nothing you can do about it
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2023-05-12 23:29:01

meet me behind the mcdonalds in Breezewood, Pennsylvania coward

2023-05-12 22:03:03

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@npub1hzz…u2y7 they moved us there
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2023-05-12 21:57:13

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@npub1l2t…nr2u 🤝🏼

2023-05-12 21:39:08

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@npub1m7p…0szf next time Ukraine asks for armoured vehicles, I will remind them what they did to us...

2023-05-12 21:35:14

the Real Ukraine conflict....
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2023-05-12 21:22:37

Women don't apply vanishing cream and walk around completely invisible anymore, the west has fallen

2023-05-12 21:03:58

errrmmm what the Grouse

2023-05-12 10:48:32

THEY HIT A SECOND TOWER OMG TURN ON THE NEWS

2023-05-12 10:32:34

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHDG1IoLVGk mewsiko

2023-05-12 09:54:57

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@npub10pg…92nd fuck off cunt this isn't real

2023-05-12 08:16:43

2 h0t 2 h4ndle
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2023-05-12 07:30:49

*muffled garbage microphone sounds* heeyyyyy gamerssss welcome to let's play RapeLay

2023-05-12 06:13:19

the background for different Chapters and factions/warbands in warhammer is just autistic dudes dedicated to one thing really hard like really liking the colour green so they group up and call themselves Son's of the colour green

2023-05-12 04:35:55

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@npub17yq…d2qm the world is finding out about sistergirls

2023-05-12 03:18:06

Referring to all life-saving or enabling medications as "treats" from now on

2023-05-12 03:13:20

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@npub1m3s…7u0j if you see a man fall from the skies, steal his scrolls and jump without saving beforehand

2023-05-12 00:57:50

Blue sky is actually yellow sky for the colour-blind, please accommodate

2023-05-11 20:08:34

You still doin' that hand thing?

2023-05-11 18:27:07

Over the hills and far away

2023-05-11 10:08:47

The real Junes died August 2021 i've just worn their skin since then