Jeffrey K. Walker

Historical Fiction Writer. Can't hold a job. Ex-B-52 navigator, played by James Earl Jones in the movie. Never beaten at Whack-a-Mole. Pronouns: Huh?/Ummm…  #Ukraine🇺🇦 #TwitterRefugee hhttps://jeffreykwalker.com

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2024-01-03 22:12:39

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@npub1mmf…eknq
How is Captain Underpants ever invited back on any even semi-legit media site? Geez.
#AlanDershowitz

2023-12-10 17:17:53

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@npub1grx…uxfe
Ditto. Never have had jelly in the house.

2023-12-01 13:11:55

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@npub1psd…9sr7 @npub1zdp…vqv8
Remember listening to the Apollo 11 landing on the radio. And yes, with a father, three uncles, two great uncles, and a father-in-law who fought in all services and all theaters in WW2, I often wonder what they would think if they were alive to see the US, Netherlands, Germany… all turning toward fascism.

2023-10-30 21:17:11

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@npub1tps…9rmt
… and be named Jeff?

2023-10-30 20:52:45

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@npub1tps…9rmt
Can I become a deacon or an altar boy or whatnot in the Church of Jeff? I mean, I meet the minimum qualifications, right?

2023-10-30 20:48:14

I’m a little disappointed with the facile reporting on the war in Gaza. For example, @npub1lyq…c6u4 just reported, “There have been at least 200 attacks on health-care facilities…”
I don’t believe that’s true. There’s probably been 200 instances of health-care facilities damaged collateral to IDF attacks. There have not been 200 hospitals directly targeted by the IDF.
There’s a huge difference in the law of war—only disproportionate collateral damage is a war crime.

2023-10-24 18:14:13

#JennaEllis ‘s statement to the court was horsehit. “I was an inexperienced lawyer. I screwed up by trusting other lawyers. My only failure was I didn’t do my due diligence.”
I call bullshit. She was a Trump zealot wallowing in the media exposure and attention.
#Trump_Crime_Family

2023-10-24 13:01:43

Well, as of last month abortion is legal in Mexico! So yet another medical service Americans will go to Mexico to access.
Why are we always the dumb country?
#USAIsFailing
‘Women need to know it is no longer a crime’: Mexico’s abortion companions – in pictures https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/gallery/2023/oct/23/women-need-to-know-it-is-no-longer-a-mexicos-abortion-companions-in-pictures?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

2023-10-05 19:06:53

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@npub189n…satx
Here’s the odd thing about Seinfeld.
New Yorkers thought the rest of us were laughing WITH them.
We were laughing AT them.

2023-10-05 12:14:01

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@npub189n…satx
Could say the same about “Seinfeld”…

2023-08-30 22:28:41

Anyone else convinced #MitchMcConnell is throwing TIA mini-strokes on the regular now?
#resignmitch

2023-08-28 16:15:36

WaPo: “Trump’s D.C. election-obstruction trial set for March 4, 2024”
Heh, heh. Now we’ve got a party.
#trump #trumptrial #lockhimup

2023-08-27 17:40:04

You know, if Richard Nixon had gone to prison 50 years ago, we wouldn’t be where we are today with Trump.
#tRumpCrimeFamily #Nixon

2023-08-04 12:59:04

My favorite Trump-dragging meme of the day?
“Extra from ‘Home Alone 2’ Indicted”
#trumpindictment

2023-07-31 10:41:04

Justice Alito: “No provision in the constitution gives them the authority to regulate the supreme court – period.”
Me: “No provision in the constitution gives the Suoreme Court the power of judicial review – period.” Truth—and Justice Alito ought to remember that, if he doesn’t want the S. Ct. to become just a top-level appeals court and no longer a constitutional court… by act of Congress.

2023-07-25 21:53:50

Folks, we are all now single-issue voters. With word today that the Gulf Stream/Atlantic Conveyer may cease to exist as soon as TWO YEARS from NOW, the only question that matters to ask a candidate is, “What will you do to stop and reverse global climate change now? Not 10 yrs from now. Not by 2050. NOW.”
Literally nothing else matters before this single existential issue. Nothing.
#savetheplanet #earthisdying #massextinction #nomotehumans

2023-07-06 00:21:07

Eat. The. Rich.
#eattherich
World’s 722 biggest companies ‘making $1tn in windfall profits’ https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/jul/06/worlds-722-biggest-companies-making-1tn-in-windfall-profits?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other F

2023-06-28 20:42:31

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@npub15ef…n95r
I’m the proud and doting father of a brilliant, talented, and lovely 39-yr-old daughter. I have never—not once, not even a little—had these kinds of prurient thoughts or made anything like these lurid comments about my daughter.
I’m fairly certain I’m not alone in this.
Fuck all #MAGA #Trump apologists.

2023-06-26 21:32:32

Never been prouder to be a Georgetown alumnus!
Welcome aboard, Dr #Fauci!
Hoya Saxa!
Fauci, former face of U.S. covid response, to join Georgetown faculty https://wapo.st/44gx23s

2023-06-24 14:13:57

As civil war commences inside Russia, US Department of Agriculture reports widespread shortages of popcorn across Blue States, while Heath and Human Services reports similar shortages of Depends in Red States.

2023-06-04 19:32:14

Anytime you hear anyone—talking heads and politicans and general jabronis say ANY of the following, immediately interrupt to helpfully complete their sentence:
- “There are jobs Americans just won’t do”… <at the low wages on offer by greedy employers.>
- “We have a labor shortage”… <because greedy companies aren’t willing to pay higher wages.>
- “The labor supply is too tight”… <because you refuse to allow supply & demand in the labor market to achieve higher market-clearing wages.>

2023-05-23 11:36:14

Marvelous Irish actor Ray Stevenson has died at age 58 while shooting a movie in Italy. He will always be Titus Pullo to me, a complicated role he totally owned in the epic series, “Rome.”
RIP, #raystevenson…
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2023-05-20 22:49:46

Fuck compromise.
Fuck #GOP hostage taking.
#14thAmendmentNOW

2023-05-19 22:13:08

Homicide rates (per 100,000 people)?
Mississippi: 20.5
Louisiana: 19.9
Alabama: 14.2
Missouri: 14.0
Arkansas: 13.0
South Carolina: 12.7
Tennessee: 11.5
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California: 6.1
New York: 4.7
NYC: 4.8
But sure, more guns are the answer.
#toxicredstates #guncontrol

2023-05-19 16:06:40

Gotta say, I’m loving Jane Fonda gone gray! Yow-zah!
#OlderWomenRock
#EmbraceTheGray
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2023-05-13 13:38:48

I am very, very upset with Sen Josh Hawley (R-Gilead). I am considering filing a personnel injury lawsuit against him.
When I read this morning that his new book is entitled “Manhood,” it caused me to laugh so hard my cornflakes came out my nostrils.
#joshhowlee #conservativeassholes #magasucks
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2023-05-13 13:17:37

Texas House Bill 1147 will require all #texasschools to purchase and maintain battlefield trauma kits with military-grade tourniquets and compression bandages to stop “excessive bleeding”. Also known as “gunshot wounds.”
Oh, and they have to train all students from the third grade up to use them.
So don’t let them read Judy Blume, but do teachb 9-year-olds to be combat medics.
#fuckamerica #IWantOut #thereisnofixingthis #VelvetDivorceAmericanStyle #NewConstitution #2ndAmendmentDelusional
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2023-05-07 20:17:38

This is absolutely all we should need to take dramatic and draconian gun control action in the USA.
And if any fucknugget gundamentalist replies “correlation isn’t causation,” they can eat a dump truck full of dicks. At some point—like this one—correlation is more than fucking enough.

2023-05-04 20:16:55

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@npub1kfa…6hg0
Same kid was in an expensive private school in Northern Virginia before that. My wife taught there. Wonder who was paying THAT tuition bill, too?

2023-04-24 00:17:02

Bullshit headline in today’s #[0]:
“Biden is running out of time to avoid calamitous debt ceiling outcomes”
It is literally Congress’s responsibility to raise the debt ceiling, not the President’s. How about:
“GOP House hellbent on ruining full faith and credit of United States”?

2023-03-13 21:28:05

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#[0]
Too be completely clear, Woody Guthrie had a big sticker on his guitar that said, “This machine kills fascists.” Hence, Josh Hawley.