Old Barber

The Original Groomer

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barber_at_nicecrew.digital@mostr.pub

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2024-09-11 15:09:51

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@npub1q9h…h243 Makes me feel ancient! I see so many fat old women who dye their hair black who remind me of Robert

2024-08-29 03:49:12

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@npub17rl…yej7
You should come up my way and check out the Livermush Festival sponsored by Hunter's Livermush. It's the only brand I buy
https://youtu.be/HvmyqkEL9As

2024-08-13 00:55:45

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@npub17rl…yej7 I should've been more clear. I meant to say I immediately noticed a big improvement in SQ with the new router. What I was asking is if that would've made that noticeable of a difference. My old router was only a couple years old

2024-08-13 00:47:58

@npub17rl…yej7 Do you know much about music streaming? My old Wi-Fi router gave up the ghost so I got a new one. I immediately noticed a difference in SQ on my hi-res streaming. I use Qobuz which has a lot of 24/96 and 24/192 hi-res tracks.
Would a new router make that much of a noticeable difference?

2024-08-10 17:18:17

The best shits I've ever taken have been at Walmart. If I have to go there then I really have to go. Damn, that felt better than an orgasm

2024-08-03 04:32:25

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@npub1mjp…4vyq
So America is the world's most popular faggot?

2024-08-03 03:06:00

My lovely and simple wife informed me today that some article came across her normiebook feed about "tradwives". She'd never heard this term before but took great offense in how it was bashing women like her who stay home, bake bread, and follow their husbands lead. I consoled her by telling her she's a good little tard wife

2024-07-27 19:51:51

Had a 13 yr old boy and his dad in the shop today. The dad informed me that his wife was reliving her childhood and going to a New Kids On The Block concert. So I ask the boy "Did your dad tell you what we used to call them when we were young? New Fags On The Rag."
The boy's eyes lit up, he smiled from ear to ear and said "I can't wait to go home and tell mom she's going to see New Fags On The Rag!"
Dad's, don't forget to take your son to see your local barber. It pays to look well.

2024-07-27 01:27:34

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@npub1a8p…2ncx Oh ok yeah I guess you need something that works quick. Do you just not like banana plugs or just that particular brand?

2024-07-27 01:13:05

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@npub1a8p…2ncx Never been a fan of banana plugs. Prefer to just screw the naked wire in the speaker terminal or sometimes I'll use spade plugs

2024-07-23 02:14:10

Heard one of the saddest stories today from a customer today. His dad is dying of cirrhosis of the liver and he tells me that he doesn't really feel much of anything about it because his dad was never around.
He said the only time his old man acted like he was interested in anything going on in his life was the day he graduated high school. And then he later realized that it was just because he wanted to take a picture of his diploma so he could use it as a form document to end his child support payments

2024-07-22 23:39:08

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@npub1utx…lwpc I doubt there's a single black who has the capability of forward thinking to the level of concluding that pressing the magic button would land them back in Africa

2024-07-14 15:51:11

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@npub1cze…3xjk
Probably just a chemtrail!

2024-07-13 20:44:58

Dr Ruth and Richard Simmons both dead today. Two 80s icons with the same hairdo kick the bucket on the same day. What are the odds? My childhood is unraveling before my eyes. Makes me wanna go sweat to the oldies with an erection

2024-07-04 03:32:52

From 1989, Technics SE-M100 Dual Mono Power Amp, SU--A40 Preamp, and ST-G70 Tuner. It was Technics TOTL system and sold for over $2000 back then.
Pioneer PL-560 Turntable from 1978. Sold for $275
Mayberry Rock City poster is priceless and could only be bought for a limited time in downtown Mt Airy, NC
I DONT THINK HANK DONE IT THIS WAY!
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2024-07-03 01:23:11

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2024-06-27 17:36:18

>"I'm practicing Norse Paganism. Give me a Viking cut."
>Yeah pretty sure the Vikings beheaded retards. How bout I slit your throat with my straight razor and we call it a day?

2024-06-27 04:07:34

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@npub17rl…yej7
Nice! I have a PL-560 with an Audio Technica VM95ML on it. That's a Sansui Seven pushing it
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2024-06-25 00:35:11

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@npub1d5f…sk2f
LOL a jew thinks they're the center of the world no matter if they're in Israel or any other host country they're parasiting off of

2024-06-24 01:29:47

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@npub1ljj…a2w6 One of the many reasons why I like calling North Carolina home
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2024-06-22 22:34:58

Apparently, the spirit of T.AI is still alive and well
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2024-06-22 01:35:51

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@npub1a8p…2ncx Very true. I'm thankful for the rare one the Lord sent me. Most of the time, she listens to my instructions better than my kids!

2024-06-22 01:17:12

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@npub1a8p…2ncx The saddest words I have to hear every week of my life are "Happy wife, happy life"

2024-06-22 00:39:02

If you show your barber a pic of how you want your hair cut and say "this is how SHE wants it", your barber thinks you're a pussy.
If SHE comes to the shop with you and tells the barber how to cut your hair, your barber wants to pull his straight razor out and cut your nuts off cause you don't need them

2024-06-13 23:07:29

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@npub1utx…lwpc
My wife still thinks Tom Selleck is so sexy she's almost got me talked into getting one of those reverse mortgages

2024-06-04 17:25:11

Little known fact: Your barber can trim your beard and the front of your hair better if you don't cross your legs like a damn woman while you're sitting on his chair

2024-06-03 16:12:59

I bet you couldn't fit a pencil lead up Warren Buffet's ass when this happened
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2024-05-27 14:36:32

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2024-05-11 22:43:58

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@npub1zqm…j4kk
That DA's nose thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal! ✡️
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2024-05-01 00:44:20

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@npub1a8p…2ncx
I only charge dykes $20 for a skin fade if it makes you feel any worse. I have one who comes in with her gf (one or both will usually have a black eye) and by the time I get done with her, she's a dead ringer for Kevin Bacon

2024-04-17 15:59:35

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2024-04-06 16:49:44

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2024-03-26 00:51:42

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2024-03-08 12:19:42

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2024-03-05 02:44:57

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2024-03-03 01:15:09

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2024-02-28 19:23:24

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@npub1myw…gkh4
It really is disgusting and shows how resilient the human body truly is

2024-02-28 19:20:07

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@npub1myw…gkh4 Weak moment. I was on the road and desperate

2024-02-28 19:17:54

My stomach is rolling. I think that tranny at Bojangles buttered my bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit with his bussy before he threw it out the drive thru window at me 🤮

2024-02-27 16:15:40

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2024-02-23 20:32:02

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2024-02-22 13:58:22

One of my customers used to cuss so much his nickname is GD. Then he took the vax and had a stroke. Now he can't talk. Funny how God works

2024-02-21 18:10:34

Instead of leaking oil into the streets, British automobiles now leak shit into the streets
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2024-02-21 02:44:59

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@npub1ppz…8p88
The science behind this was covered on the old MPC Forum
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2024-02-12 23:05:56

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2024-02-11 02:29:55

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@npub1egv…9zfr
I'm of the belief that this was the main purpose behind the US getting involved in the Russia/Ukraine conflict. The euro is #2 behind the USD in international trade and currency denominated debt. No other currency comes close. And for all intents and purposes, Germany is the euro. USD faction taking out the competition.
And by that standard, US involvement in this conflict was a success. Plus, the war has weakened Russia's military which makes it harder for them to offer protection to the Saudis which is currently the US' job under the petrodollar arrangement

2024-02-08 14:32:11

Apparently the vax will turn you into Gary Busey with full blown AIDS
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2024-02-07 19:38:33

Just went to Walmart and the girl who checked me out in line was the girl I lost my virginity to many many years ago. I didn't even recognize her.
She said Hey and called me by my name. I told her I was sorry I couldn't remember where I knew her from. I figured maybe she used to bring her son in the barbershop or something. She flipped her name tag around and then I realized who she was. Bless her heart, she looked like hell.
It really is true. Men age like wine. Women age like milk.

2024-02-07 02:32:47

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@npub13v6…hy07 HE HAD HUR LIKE WOOL. MUH BARBER SAID HE WORE A DU RAG AND ROCKED DEM 360 WAVES

2024-02-06 19:58:56

NYC Mayor Eric Adams compares himself to Jesus overturning tables in the temple because he replaced Whites with chocolate niggers in his Cabinet
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2024-02-06 19:41:59

Sorry, I hate to do it, but y'all done stunk up the whole barbershop too many times
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2024-02-06 12:23:59

Probably a good idea to stay away from any skyscrapers for the foreseeable future
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2024-02-06 02:00:16

If God didn't exist then we wouldn't have any concept of beauty. If the Big Bang brought us here then everything would exist just for the sole purpose of function. There would be no need for anything to be pleasing to our eyes and brain.
Transhumanism is an attempt by man to recreate man in the image of man. That's why everything about it is so hideous.
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