noBody𓅦🧱
no₿ody™️🧱

•p o l y m a t h 😎🧠💦
•be nice
•have fun:
-stacking sats
-zapping plebs
•#hashtagmining enthusiast
•gfy

Public Key

npub1mc20uche0cy599vpl850aschpu7wteundgsnf0msep79lu3fu5aq3r4ptv

NIP-05 Address

noBody@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

seven@getalby.com

Profile Code

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Last Notes

2024-11-20 06:46:31

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Oh yeah. I buy at every price, and at special prices too. Did you know on cashapp you can set a limit buy at a price that is *higher* than the current market rate? It will wait til the price gets that high and then execute 🤌
I did that in shitcoinbase years ago accidentally and it just filled right away. So dumb.
Thanks for the explanation. Appreciate it 🫡

2024-11-20 00:53:16

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I AIN’T NO DEGEN!!!

2024-11-19 22:31:46

Fapped 2 people today. Feels gud

2024-11-11 08:13:13

Gn nostr plebs 😴
Gonna be a big week

2024-11-10 05:24:14

Don’t look. Just stack

2024-11-07 22:18:10

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Fapping

2024-11-07 21:08:13

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Oh man. I can’t enjoy stuff like this even if it’s technically funny. Too stressful 🫣

2024-11-07 21:01:29

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👀

2024-11-07 20:33:27

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😭

2024-11-07 20:10:06

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Bold prediction ser, wow

2024-11-07 00:37:39

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A lot less assuming it factors in time for NGU and is not bearish AF

2024-11-06 22:40:22

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Damn i forgot gold was all pumpty dumpty lately. Thought it would be moar higher

2024-11-06 09:18:11

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Sure but brace for a wave of slow and painful shitcoin wreckage among your friends and perhaps family. I don’t think it will be pretty.

2024-11-06 04:25:39

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In “normie” world when someone asks how to buy bitcoin, firstly they probably say “crypto” and secondly the person usually says shitcoinbase
But you are probably right about that tonight specifically

2024-11-06 04:19:43

Has shitcoinbase even gone down yet?

2024-11-06 01:29:21

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Yup 🤣🙋‍♂️

2024-11-05 17:46:19

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I’ve already seen people begging for testnet coins before. They didn’t pay for them and someone was like “sure i gotchu” but still. Testing is certainly valuable!

2024-11-05 00:55:19

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It’s ok. We’re in our own hellthread now. Just me and you buddy

2024-11-05 00:00:03

TFW you didn’t get picked for Marie’s latest hellthread (which is all the rage) https://image.nostr.build/666c4ae363c3844fe269b3a2df3d3a05ff27dfe6fd7585fb38f5e35cc4accbb8.jpg

2024-11-04 22:29:44

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FASCIST!!!

2024-11-04 21:59:59

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Yes but only because we must stack that much harder

2024-11-04 20:44:57

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True… i think… but just saying, if i saw this without wards giving away that it’s a trans woman, i wouldn’t have thought twice

2024-11-04 17:22:28

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Sometimes it feels like this is all i need to say, just repost this once in a while. Or every day 🥲

2024-11-03 07:20:58

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There are nuances and comparisons to be made which i don’t have the energy to articulate, mainly bc ultimately you right
The one point i will pinch off is that everyone should get far more aroused by cheap sats than by expensive sats. That is all

2024-11-03 06:40:11

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I don’t follow that guy ackchually. Maybe i did once upon a time but i go through and unfollow people who seem to have bailed completely, once in a while
I know you were jk and not sure why i’m syaing this. Gfy!
good time to stack sats btw

2024-10-30 00:00:50

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I feel i should point out that Leo was making a grammar joke since your note could be read as you blaming it in the fact that you were the one who planted them, as opposed to your intent using “since” in the temporal sense
Wow i feel lame saying this. SNED

2024-10-29 06:55:42

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Right but i feel like the ones who say to buy and sell don’t usually even have the disclaimer

2024-10-29 04:30:43

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WELL SHIT

2024-10-28 23:35:56

Friendly reminder again https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_cd1567a4d0b7f5b7e5970d478eca944b6bdf1e2200299e379eef78a0fc10a8eb.jpeg

2024-10-27 23:33:03

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😂😂😂

2024-10-25 08:54:32

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This meme claims that i might like a note but i would not do such a thing

2024-10-25 06:25:12

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I AM SO INCOMPETENT

2024-10-24 21:35:56

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Is this why i can’t zap yer ass? 🫂

2024-10-24 08:21:11

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I’m saving this to make an edit but if i remember to at some point. It’s missing something 🧐

2024-10-23 17:30:30

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So beautiful 🤩

2024-10-23 17:04:07

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Ser it’s not dually! That means in two ways. It is duly, but i can’t explain why

2024-10-22 20:52:02

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penis

2024-10-22 20:51:56

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Once the cantillionaires figure this out, it will quickly get a lot less effective

2024-10-22 20:51:08

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It is certainly its best use case

2024-10-22 18:56:57

Price goes up, price goes down
You can’t explain that

2024-10-21 22:37:47

To be so [not even sure what to call it - is it a religious thing?] that you are vehemently against in-vitro fertilization is insane to me
I suspect there is significant overlap with the “not having babies is anti-humannnn” crowd too, which would be a little ironic if true 🤔

2024-10-21 06:04:41

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It was probably like two years ago 😂

2024-10-21 05:41:28

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No lol. It’s just gonna probably be a big week. Like barry said!

2024-10-18 08:19:46

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🤩 https://media1.tenor.com/m/5i8zKw_fupoAAAAC/colors-of-the-wind-pocahontas.gif

2024-10-18 00:05:00

In my latest very dumb experiment, i’ve gotten a Xitter™️ account again. Firstly, gfy i’ll probably delete it soon. I have my reasons, gfy again.
Here are my initial thoughts:
1) the onboarding experience is terrible. You must curate your feed heavily, same as nostr just centralized and it shoves elon’s account in your face immediately lol
2) the algo is appalling. It makes you choose at least three interests while setting up an account. I think mine were finance, food, and nature… and then it shoved tiddies and public fights/people dying on camera in my face. I had to seek out bitcoiners to get any semblance of reason on my feed
3) it immediately locked my account twice and made me prove i was a human by entering a second email code (already did that initially) and solving a weird puzzle
4) i had to say “not interested in this” repeatedly on tiddies (despite not not being interested in tiddied. I’m civilized ffs) and war and street violence and politics, and all of those still pop up anyway
5) didn’t let me “be seen” or have dm’s until i interacted with the piece of shit timeline enough for its arbitrary and opaque liking
6) Xitter™️ still can’t distinguish what a degen vs a bitcoiner feed should look like, causing me to be exposed to dumbass shit like “alt season incoming, load your bags!!” in response to shit like dan held
7) no one engages when you don’t have a blue check and lots of followers. Again, no better than nostr in this regard - in fact it seems even worse
After these Seven™️ highly insightful insights that nobody could’ve known without me doing this, i have come to the conclusion that Nostr is better and look forward to it growing since we all know open protocols and interoperability WIN
The only way to make it sufferable is to have a group of friends already, or else you’ll probably become politically radicalized, addicted to tiddies, degenerate shitcoiner. This comes as no surprise to me, as the only reason i ever really used it back before it became Xitter™️ was to stack sats and shitpost with my friends on the Stackchain™️ (who so far don’t even know i’ve done this, because this is an experiment you fucks so don’t add me to tard chat or anything)
I’ll keep it open until i can no longer bear the Xittiness of it all, could be today or in a week or a month, i have no idea tbh
The only benefit seems to be that if used carefully you can see what’s going on out in “normie” land better than here… for now. I also can’t help but notice how many nostriches are still on there, but who am i to judge (nobody)
That’s all for now. Thanks for reading, dan

2024-10-17 15:51:08

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I TOO HAVE A CHAIR ✊

2024-10-17 04:53:44

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I thought that was a bishop 😂😂😂

2024-10-17 04:51:31

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It can’t move but it’s not in check so that makes it a stalemate. I am a Chess Expert™️ so you can probably believe me

2024-10-17 03:40:00

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Wait second rook move is G8 obviously. Oops

2024-10-17 03:38:37

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I think rook to G6 forces him into the corner and then rook all the way to F8 with bishop backup makes checkmate??? 🥴
I am a chess rookie and that was years ago. Now i’m a chess NOTHING. But i’m 86% sure i am correct

2024-10-17 01:53:44

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Same. It’s crazy. Fuck that Guy, he’s too close to a hero and i don’t wanna have to kill him. Not that i would bc i’m peaceful, like him… fuck!

2024-10-16 19:30:42

We all have entirely different life experiences, so there is no use in judging each other. It can be hard a lot of the time.
There are exceptions though. One example is grown adults who use the word “crypto” seriously and without quotation marks
Like how do you even get to the point of such unabashed dweebery 😬
Anyway. Stay humble and stack cold hard sats. Bye™️

2024-10-16 04:54:48

I wonder how much gobermint/shitchain money will have been burnt trying to suppress the Number Go Up™️ technology known as Bitcoin before they all just give in and start stacking like everybody else 🤔🤔🤔
That’s all i have 2 say 4 for now 🫡🖖🌽

2024-10-01 07:23:05

Hope everyone’s been doing well!
By that of course i mean stacking sats like your life depends on it, being happy & healthy, and living a fulfilling life
Gfymfers 🖕😎🖕 #notback

2024-09-27 17:51:52

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I have it too guys thank you derek 🥹

2024-09-25 07:13:21

I’m still not here. Whoever posted this note must be someBody
Nsec may even be compromised, in fact
Gn and goodbye 🖖🌽💦

2024-09-22 18:10:47

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Yes i have!

2024-09-22 07:42:49

Nostr as social media has a lot of problems. Whoever made the “reply guy”s, gfy with a toothy frozen cucumber!
#notback #stacktwosatsbeforeyoustacktwosatsandthenstacktwomore

2024-09-22 07:39:21

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Yes 😎

2024-09-06 20:40:35

ATTENTION MFERS 🚨🚨🚨
Drop whatever the fuck you’re doing and stack sats and/or #gfy (literally)
#notback #lovingthegrass #penisbutter✌️

2024-08-21 07:52:49

#RageQuitAlert 🚨🚨🚨
My dad used to say this to try to minimize the sting of not getting what you want: “if we had eggs, we could make eggs and bacon - if we had bacon”
Well, i’m not sure who needs to hear this, but it could be all of us
Just because you and me and others see amazing potential in something does not mean it will come to fruition, especially not in the way(s) we expect
Bitcoin has already shown us this by going from for cypherpunks by cypherpunks, to being for everyone - including the “commies” and “normies” and “trannies” and “joos” and “suits” that some of you shit your pants over regularly as if that’s a healthy mentality. It’s still heading towards what i personally believe is its destiny, full-blown global money. So that’s cool. Could be wrong, but that’s my highest conviction in terms of any belief regarding the potentially distant future
BUT, and sorry but i’m just being honest here… i am not so sure about nostr. I’m not saying it’s due to the predominant topics of conversation or the onboarding flow or the funding structure for development or really anything in particular
But the truth is that this is a niche community on the internet. A very small niche where a lot of incredibly smart and talented people enjoy each other’s digital company and many build things together on this dynamic, incredible, open protocol. It has a lot of potential for sure… but stay humble, i guess that’s ultimately what i’m trying to say.
Think for yourself and be honest with yourself. Double check three times daily that your head’s not up your ass and you’re not in a small deadend cult-de-sac, and if in doing so you find that you are, genuinely assess whether you’re truly ok with that
Personally i’m not ok with that and right now i’m feeling like that’s sorta what’s going on here. I am certain the potential is real, and i hope the potential for the potential to be realized is high. I guess i just need a break!
So that’s what i’m gonna do. If history is any indication, i’ll be back shortly. But in this present moment i hope i can give myself more time this time. I’m a poor mfer living in obscenely expensive fiat world. I have to focus my energy on productivity for the sake of my wife and myself and the son and daughter i’ve been having visions of someday raising, and stop embracing diversions
My sincerest apologies for expressing such uncomfortable feelings. Don’t wanna harsh the vibe here any further. This is 99% a me-problem to be absolutely clear (probably comes through loud and clear huh 🤣)
Pura vida, gfy, and keep stacking those sats little by little mfers. Keep doing and building cool shit and realizing more of that potential day in and day out. I’m rooting for us, i promise
But for now… peace! 🖖🌽

2024-08-21 06:40:06

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https://image.nostr.build/17b4b5cf70425c77af0ec548d925815c263fc6c82ecae03a4c01e6dbe9364a81.jpg

2024-08-21 06:08:35

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Gm 🧱

2024-08-21 06:05:18

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Oh shit! Yay. I’ll stack

2024-08-21 04:59:30

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Oh fuck yeah. Can’t wait 😎

2024-08-21 02:54:06

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https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif

2024-08-20 19:58:53

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One of my personal faves https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_79a0cf0362fc0192524df50a5c153f23bebfea7f1cae481f4d5ffd68e62aca1b.jpeg

2024-08-20 19:56:08

Brb rage quitting again

2024-08-20 19:44:38

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💯🥴

2024-08-20 19:33:33

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Are you religious

2024-08-20 19:32:41

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/MXNIOoQpIRIAAAAC/youknow-you.gif

2024-08-20 19:24:25

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/HJI9_sF-zBkAAAAC/meme-movie.gif

2024-08-20 19:15:42

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This aggression will not stand, dan

2024-08-20 19:14:49

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Although sick human mfers would definitely fuck them too. Whatever. At least it’s just a BlowupDog™️ and not a real dog
Lfg

2024-08-20 19:10:29

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#blowupdogs this could be HUGE

2024-08-20 19:06:55

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🤝 https://image.nostr.build/b99975b8a10a83f87ced5b07796389255f7b69e7137a99522ed6f26c9acf2b73.jpg

2024-08-20 19:02:18

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https://media.tenor.com/p7RN1ieWP48AAAAi/thumbs-up-cat.gif

2024-08-20 18:56:11

Who wants to discover a highly talented young musician?
Here you go 🫳
https://youtu.be/O1-x_tmiT5c

2024-08-20 18:52:33

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Oh fuck https://image.nostr.build/52470597d81f0bdee39a7aadf0243227963760a30d4c652b43e482adbc2c07da.jpg

2024-08-20 18:50:40

One of those movie lines that sticks with you 4ever
https://media1.tenor.com/m/Lo7jZ5uGEhUAAAAC/dr-evil-how-about-no.gif

2024-08-20 18:42:36

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https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif

2024-08-20 18:39:56

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You’ll get there. You have the interest, that’s all you need tbh. That and a positive #blooming attitude

2024-08-20 18:32:14

Tisn’t a good idea to fixate on the price of bitcoin
With that said, it does have a fiat exchange rate that affects everyone, and it will continue to have one until there’s no fiat left
At that point i’ll still have laser eyes 🙂

2024-08-20 18:28:48

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Gfy titcoin!

2024-08-20 18:07:48

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Don’t know don’t care just stacking sats

2024-08-20 18:07:12

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Nice

2024-08-20 18:06:20

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Hmmm https://image.nostr.build/ea1de5557d7fd27c96a19ef6e0f19178a2b1d1211ce8b3bcb9effc2d287eea08.jpg

2024-08-20 18:03:25

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🖕😎🖕

2024-08-20 18:02:26

Yeah i’m going back to nostr

2024-08-20 18:00:19

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I tend to reply or repost and then remember to zap. This is the #tardstr way of doing ultimately the same thing

2024-08-20 17:59:18

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I agree, very nice feeling

2024-08-20 17:58:40

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I love this thread!

2024-08-20 17:57:30

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/eaJ-iL-xAk8AAAAC/amelie-amor.gif

2024-08-20 17:40:47

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Guyson and Jeffrey

2024-08-20 17:31:18

Whaoah i just replied to two Swanns back to back wtf https://media1.tenor.com/m/Zz-vShfUir4AAAAC/stoplooking-atmeswan.gif

2024-08-20 17:30:04

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That’s awfully Revolutionary seeming!

2024-08-20 17:28:56

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Talking about the stuff we should or shouldn’t talk about is just funny to me
What’s really happening throughout all that is a bunch of notes and other stuff, so idk, maybe it does work after all?
Tick tote next note 🤭

2024-08-20 17:20:28

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Fucking whales i tell you

2024-08-20 17:18:04

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Bitcoin is the only thing in the history of the world that can reasonably be described as money that we know exactly how much there is at all times, and it can’t be counterfeited, and it’s ridiculously secure
Also, very importantly, we know how much there WILL be when all is said and done
There is much more to look into and understand, but that’s what got me interested so i wanted to mention it
There’s nothing else like Bitcoin 🥹

2024-08-20 17:10:23

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That’s good. Smort fish 🧠💦