jpfrogmd
jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️

Humble pleb and customer service serf tasked with running an EMR cash register while toiling away in the neo-feudalistic wasteland that is modern healthcare…in between clicks I get to help patients.

Husband, Dad, M.D. Big fan of Bitcoin, financial 🔥, liberty, and narcan.

Public Key

npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g

NIP-57 Address

jpfrogmd@primal.net

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsdayx9mvm2gqgln4vymlqcmcd9wfrgdpnes3unaafxxvd4r79586gylmttm

Author Public Key

npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g

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2024-11-05 19:45:41

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in fairness dude would probably stick around for the AC and some new teeth

2024-11-05 19:35:58

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agreed…but will they keep their word? bc im standing in line and gotta figure this out fast bc some silence would be great

2024-11-05 19:19:30

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______ stops this train?

2024-11-05 19:18:41

OG zapstafic degeneracy melting my phone.
please find a zapaholic meeting @npub1jk9…lqz7 before my phone erupts https://image.nostr.build/629cd4d5cb396e06e33c756fb4f8dc7719a3441f070d8a7159df042085a303aa.jpg

2024-11-05 18:55:30

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Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

2024-11-05 18:53:46

today my first grader gets to cast his vote in the school-wide election: cookies vs. fruit for snack time
bro is gonna be hella pissed if cookies don’t win

2024-11-05 04:32:38

this is degenerate behavior @npub1el3…l27r https://image.nostr.build/54bcf18fb3ac255196feb700f60a6e6613e611e94f967606f6c2c07d2aec2142.jpg

2024-11-05 03:06:40

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damnit i never learn

2024-11-05 03:04:06

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#note1ktc…dd23

2024-09-27 00:34:17

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good 🐶

2024-09-27 00:29:43

sup?

2024-09-14 00:57:57

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Exactly. 😆

2024-09-14 00:27:43

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but im rarely wrong tho

2024-09-13 23:56:54

*talking investments and financial 🔥 with a colleague who refuses the 🟠💊*
Colleague: “Man it’s nice to daydream about this stuff, but who are we kidding? We just started our careers. We’re gonna be doing this for another 30 years.”
Me:
https://media2.giphy.com/media/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe912451db42587a3102a37684cc946e5566140a8292&ep=v1_user_favorites&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-09-13 22:11:29

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I’ve actually never had em 🤣
Maybe they’re that good 🤷‍♂️

2024-09-13 22:08:31

this lady munching down on highly processed pork rinds 12 hours after her cholecystectomy makes me wanna go join the dark side…

2024-09-13 20:54:58

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im into all sorts of things orange pony

2024-09-13 16:23:17

classic nephrologist vs. cardiologist.
iykyk
#docchain https://image.nostr.build/f22aaaa4d5483c6d207edaa007153c91e8100e26c8a3712bfd7807e3613a1f6e.jpg

2024-09-13 16:09:25

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im just here to see if you zap reply guy 100k

2024-09-13 16:03:43

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STAY CAPS AND NOTE FACTS

2024-09-13 15:59:27

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mornin

2024-09-13 15:57:13

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hola maam

2024-09-12 22:12:51

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mornin pup

2024-09-12 17:30:59

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which one?

2024-09-12 17:30:37

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we eat those right?

2024-09-12 17:27:39

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it’ll roll down again don’t worry planet

2024-09-12 17:26:52

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rawr??

2024-09-12 17:26:05

unlike sisyphus idgaf https://image.nostr.build/dbd87a6eb0643f5bea159346da8d69d28203a473e9f52f84d3c6e24b8eace0ca.jpg

2024-09-11 17:12:15

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Can’t you find that in the spices aisle of Walmart there?

2024-09-11 17:11:17

had a dream that i punched 58k in it’s very punchable face…it was a good dream

2024-09-11 17:07:13

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yeah i misspelled come 😂

2024-09-11 16:43:42

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https://image.nostr.build/1b46d16a7dabfd1d014ca91dbe1c6db845ad1157b09510fd507ada752fae8c41.jpg

2024-09-11 16:37:31

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Damnit @npub16sq…nz6j i warned you

2024-09-11 16:37:04

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this is still less weird than having Trump or Harris as our options 🤣

2024-09-11 16:35:46

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delete this or else the Canadians are gonna move into MI and then all your neighbors will be polite…it’s unsettling just to think about

2024-09-11 16:07:52

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same question but for the dudes w dad bods

2024-09-11 12:45:42

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yup dude’s off his rocker

2024-09-09 23:21:31

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…from manscaping tho

2024-09-08 21:45:21

yo @npub1jdv…7jlj u ever seen mrsa bacteremia…from manscaping??

2024-09-08 16:57:16

🐻 ⬇️
https://media4.giphy.com/media/19gzgzhvz3W4E/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91ubrpdoyiymaddadd53v1i50moylgdm3fo7fwmmmr&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-09-07 23:09:30

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Stop putting things up there Seimi. Gosh.

2024-09-07 22:58:54

Healthcare PSA:
Gents, next time you and the missus decide to get tipsy and a little bit frisky don’t let her shove anything up your urethra.
Whatever it is isn’t supposed to go there and I can’t imagine it’s a pleasant sensation.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe918xl2vp0nadrv5x3j81tt2b4yof7wtl7p389pm01h&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-09-06 01:26:47

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no i just super duper smart like my momma says i are

2024-09-06 01:26:09

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I think reply guy is shower girl, but just let him/herself go.

2024-09-06 01:24:33

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righteous view right there

2024-09-06 01:15:35

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Duolingo makes me feel like i killed John wicks puppy

2024-09-06 01:05:04

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I’ve been staring at that judgmental asshole’s punchable face for days and i refuse to let him break me.

2024-09-06 01:01:56

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unless it was 1 sat zap
that’s a dick move right there

2024-09-06 00:58:04

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that’s ok planet
that’s my baseline

2024-09-06 00:55:54

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sometimes i guess i dunno not my field
all I know is that it was nicer than my office, they had games, and I wanted to talk more to the dude who thought he was the demon baal…he seemed neat

2024-09-06 00:52:05

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I JUST CAME FROM ONE OF THOSE!

2024-09-06 00:51:28

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replied

2024-09-06 00:41:44

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back right because im a psychopath

2024-09-06 00:41:01

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ruthless
i like it
as you were

2024-09-01 01:51:08

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I’ve gone from feeling like I’m in hell’s oven to needing a jacket with that drive before…it was weird.

2024-09-01 01:48:57

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I thought you were talking about Love Island at first.

2024-08-31 05:21:01

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Australian break dancing has come a long way @npub1el3…l27r

2024-08-31 05:09:43

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https://media2.giphy.com/media/pHIufoc16cSdy/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe915tw7gl75m7jdwla0m05vk749svh8hgf7rx7jpa29&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-31 05:05:13

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bruh i been working my ass off the past year…no bueno

2024-08-31 02:59:16

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fair

2024-08-31 02:54:02

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lolz the HOA gonna be pissed

2024-08-31 02:49:02

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bruh how are your feet nowadays?

2024-08-31 02:48:05

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I’m gonna stop here because I feel like I’m ahead.

2024-08-31 02:44:05

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https://image.nostr.build/eb7710cddb661fbf029ff0530f9e660059759c608119a80c6d9524991b5d2c45.jpg

2024-08-31 02:40:41

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I love holiday weekends at the gym.

2024-08-31 02:39:08

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sounds naughty
I’m in 🤙

2024-08-31 02:38:38

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I read this as criss cross apple sauce. Nothing related to software design.

2024-08-31 02:37:29

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oh neat!
we’re trying to do that too!
baby steps tho lol

2024-08-31 02:36:57

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this tracks

2024-08-31 02:34:24

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I drink maybe 3-4 times a year ser, but I shall get hammered at your bar one day.

2024-08-31 02:33:18

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I feel like less of a bitcoiner after seeing this

2024-08-31 02:32:24

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works

2024-08-31 02:31:45

not entirely sober…

2024-08-31 02:31:23

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gfy looks delicious

2024-08-31 02:30:42

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stacking sats I see 🫡

2024-08-31 00:21:34

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2024-08-31 00:07:14

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🫂

2024-08-31 00:01:24

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2024-08-31 00:00:38

is this what it’s like to meet a fellow nostrich in the real world?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/OAjlP22ecZn8s/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91ftcz59hfxgncortoaxv9ievbcfho4tsuw7t6tcah&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-30 21:04:51

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2024-08-30 02:52:57

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2024-08-30 02:19:05

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oh I mean that’s probably already brewing

2024-08-30 02:14:32

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2024-08-30 02:13:21

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way scarier than the aliens in the movie too?

2024-08-30 02:12:49

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2024-08-30 02:11:54

my restless toddler finally went to sleep
this is my life rn https://image.nostr.build/f793be4dac2dc758bf416b780105644e3c467fb42b0501dbebf8bc12f7fc5ca8.jpg

2024-08-30 02:10:00

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but wut if one likes trouble?

2024-08-30 02:06:19

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You make a phenomenal point.

2024-08-30 02:05:53

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when you forget lil bro at home you’re past your vasectomy due date

2024-08-30 02:04:26

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no just brining up the neighborhood average bc most of my neighbors physical activity involves leaning out the car window to grab the drive thru order

2024-08-30 02:03:00

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the thought of the IL property taxes on that house gives me indigestion

2024-08-30 02:01:02

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sounds mystical

2024-08-30 02:00:42

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don’t you dare say having more kids

2024-08-30 01:56:00

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💀 I believe the media with this one.