jpfrogmd
jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️

Humble pleb and customer service serf tasked with running an EMR cash register while toiling away in the neo-feudalistic wasteland that is modern healthcare…in between clicks I get to help patients.

Husband, Dad, M.D. Big fan of Bitcoin, financial 🔥, liberty, and narcan.

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jpfrogmd@primal.net

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2024-09-14 00:57:57

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Exactly. 😆

2024-09-13 23:56:54

*talking investments and financial 🔥 with a colleague who refuses the 🟠💊*
Colleague: “Man it’s nice to daydream about this stuff, but who are we kidding? We just started our careers. We’re gonna be doing this for another 30 years.”
Me:
https://media2.giphy.com/media/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe912451db42587a3102a37684cc946e5566140a8292&ep=v1_user_favorites&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-09-13 22:11:29

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I’ve actually never had em 🤣
Maybe they’re that good 🤷‍♂️

2024-09-13 22:08:31

this lady munching down on highly processed pork rinds 12 hours after her cholecystectomy makes me wanna go join the dark side…

2024-09-13 20:54:58

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im into all sorts of things orange pony

2024-09-13 16:09:25

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im just here to see if you zap reply guy 100k

2024-09-13 16:03:43

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STAY CAPS AND NOTE FACTS

2024-09-13 15:59:27

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mornin

2024-09-13 15:57:13

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hola maam

2024-09-12 17:30:59

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which one?

2024-09-12 17:26:05

unlike sisyphus idgaf https://image.nostr.build/dbd87a6eb0643f5bea159346da8d69d28203a473e9f52f84d3c6e24b8eace0ca.jpg

2024-09-11 17:12:15

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Can’t you find that in the spices aisle of Walmart there?

2024-09-11 17:07:13

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yeah i misspelled come 😂

2024-09-11 16:37:31

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Damnit @npub16sq…nz6j i warned you

2024-09-11 16:07:52

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same question but for the dudes w dad bods

2024-09-08 16:57:16

🐻 ⬇️
https://media4.giphy.com/media/19gzgzhvz3W4E/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91ubrpdoyiymaddadd53v1i50moylgdm3fo7fwmmmr&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-09-07 23:09:30

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Stop putting things up there Seimi. Gosh.

2024-09-06 01:26:47

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no i just super duper smart like my momma says i are

2024-09-06 01:26:09

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I think reply guy is shower girl, but just let him/herself go.

2024-09-06 01:24:33

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righteous view right there

2024-09-06 01:05:04

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I’ve been staring at that judgmental asshole’s punchable face for days and i refuse to let him break me.

2024-09-06 00:58:04

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that’s ok planet
that’s my baseline

2024-09-06 00:51:28

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replied

2024-09-06 00:41:44

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back right because im a psychopath

2024-09-01 01:51:08

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I’ve gone from feeling like I’m in hell’s oven to needing a jacket with that drive before…it was weird.

2024-09-01 01:48:57

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I thought you were talking about Love Island at first.

2024-08-31 05:21:01

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Australian break dancing has come a long way @npub1el3…l27r

2024-08-31 05:09:43

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2024-08-31 05:05:13

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bruh i been working my ass off the past year…no bueno

2024-08-31 02:59:16

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fair

2024-08-31 02:54:02

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lolz the HOA gonna be pissed

2024-08-31 02:49:02

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bruh how are your feet nowadays?

2024-08-31 02:48:05

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I’m gonna stop here because I feel like I’m ahead.

2024-08-31 02:44:05

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https://image.nostr.build/eb7710cddb661fbf029ff0530f9e660059759c608119a80c6d9524991b5d2c45.jpg

2024-08-31 02:40:41

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I love holiday weekends at the gym.

2024-08-31 02:39:08

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sounds naughty
I’m in 🤙

2024-08-31 02:38:38

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I read this as criss cross apple sauce. Nothing related to software design.

2024-08-31 02:36:57

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this tracks

2024-08-31 02:34:24

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I drink maybe 3-4 times a year ser, but I shall get hammered at your bar one day.

2024-08-31 02:33:18

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I feel like less of a bitcoiner after seeing this

2024-08-31 02:32:24

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works

2024-08-31 02:31:45

not entirely sober…

2024-08-31 02:31:23

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gfy looks delicious

2024-08-31 00:21:34

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2024-08-31 00:07:14

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🫂

2024-08-31 00:01:24

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2024-08-31 00:00:38

is this what it’s like to meet a fellow nostrich in the real world?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/OAjlP22ecZn8s/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91ftcz59hfxgncortoaxv9ievbcfho4tsuw7t6tcah&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-30 21:04:51

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2024-08-30 02:52:57

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2024-08-30 02:19:05

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oh I mean that’s probably already brewing

2024-08-30 02:14:32

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https://media1.giphy.com/media/pHb82xtBPfqEg/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91atasslfklmg3s2hka9fyx4189sdd5gmjfrqeht9k&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-30 02:13:21

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way scarier than the aliens in the movie too?

2024-08-30 02:11:54

my restless toddler finally went to sleep
this is my life rn https://image.nostr.build/f793be4dac2dc758bf416b780105644e3c467fb42b0501dbebf8bc12f7fc5ca8.jpg

2024-08-30 02:06:19

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You make a phenomenal point.

2024-08-30 02:04:26

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no just brining up the neighborhood average bc most of my neighbors physical activity involves leaning out the car window to grab the drive thru order

2024-08-30 02:03:00

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the thought of the IL property taxes on that house gives me indigestion

2024-08-30 02:01:02

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sounds mystical

2024-08-30 02:00:42

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don’t you dare say having more kids

2024-08-30 01:56:00

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💀 I believe the media with this one.

2024-08-30 01:54:29

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like…the babysitters getting too drunk?

2024-08-30 01:51:19

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no…that’s prob why we don’t walk much tho
guns are heavy after all

2024-08-30 01:49:08

the day isn’t over, but this already feels unamerican https://image.nostr.build/435b5798743e030e3d8a7e8b2d5c1b1673d304a9b410691eaad67d101772a941.jpg

2024-08-30 01:17:17

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tbh it’s gonna be a move for the free in-law babysitting so I’m pretty much at their mercy

2024-08-30 01:11:39

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the last time I was there I threw up so many 🖕 and F-bombs at other drivers…it reminded me of childhood so that was nice.

2024-08-30 01:04:51

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oh I mean I feel this way already when my wife glares at me when I forget to take out the trash so I should be fine with that

2024-08-30 01:03:48

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so…definitely move there?

2024-08-30 01:01:25

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and we love it? right?

2024-08-30 00:33:31

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brother these are serious questions 🤣

2024-08-30 00:32:57

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Of course ☎️ 🫂

2024-08-30 00:28:38

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do…do you know the answers?
the online rabbit hole took me to some scary places…mostly in Florida

2024-08-30 00:27:45

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@npub1n0p…pfp6 and @npub15u3…05rq need to read this.

2024-08-30 00:25:05

my bride has informed me that we are both tired of cold weather and want to relocate 🤷‍♂️
is anyone here willing to shill for Florida?
if so, a couple of follow up questions:
1. How active is Florida Man nowadays?
2. Do I BECOME Florida Man immediately upon relocating down that-away, or is the transition more insidious?
3. How much methamphetamine is on the average Florida-style pizza?

2024-08-29 23:58:07

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Never knew I needed this until I saw it.

2024-08-29 23:50:55

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do what I do for free

2024-08-29 23:49:29

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also accurate

2024-08-29 23:29:28

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accurate 😆

2024-08-29 23:28:45

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https://media2.giphy.com/media/pCO5tKdP22RC8/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91k8sgvhtw9uwfy6bgfxle8ifd7dzvjr88d14azvj8&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-29 23:27:53

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grifter gonna grift

2024-08-29 23:15:12

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imagine if those birds could vote though…
https://media0.giphy.com/media/bTixcIRW1bWqk/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91fa0w41gm7qoc3vf8t20sely8pedtg6muds5pi59x&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-29 23:04:14

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working in medicine is just one big never-ending shitpost fr 😆

2024-08-29 22:58:30

Me: “Have you had any diarrhea lately?”
Elderly patient: “No, but I did have 3-4 very large bowel movements last night. Quite large.”
Patient’s daughter: “Oh my gosh mom. Stop! You don’t have to go into such detail.”
Elderly patient: 👀
Me: 👀
Elderly patient: “They were massive.”
Me: “How big we talking? Did you name any of them?”

2024-08-29 22:55:36

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https://media1.giphy.com/media/hEwkspP1OllJK/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe916bz7rskn8iicfbd2q6veqy7ye17qz54969cgy0qo&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-29 22:54:08

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Ya still w us?

2024-08-29 00:46:48

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this is alarming bc I’m allotted minimal time to discuss nutrition…
big difference between early/treatable cancers and 98 yo malnourished meemaw’s end stage cancer with mets everywhere

2024-08-28 23:12:49

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Is the bar to become an “expert dietician” really that low?

2024-08-28 22:54:17

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No…thankfully.

2024-08-28 22:39:50

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New fear unlocked: Having to dig that out of someone’s backside.

2024-08-28 22:32:32

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That looks like one big ass suppository being administered by someone in a hazmat suit.

2024-08-28 16:37:50

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Will happen right after $1M 🌽

2024-08-28 16:33:41

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https://media4.giphy.com/media/igi0dS20WxPJvroIgW/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91fjn078e1pzio7kua6g7a0uldhq95v8qfl3govkqx&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-08-28 16:32:19

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David. I’m on your side. I am an ally. Don’t forget this.

2024-08-28 16:25:07

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Can you give me a heads up before Skynet becomes self aware?

2024-08-28 16:24:17

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Dave I’m really sorry about what I say about the computers and EMR software at work. Will you forgive me?

2024-08-27 20:59:47

it was a grave mistake to take a quick nap in the living room…next to a table full of markers…with my very conscious and bored toddler in the vicinity

2024-08-26 22:53:12

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Any dude that says anything other than “get some tail” is lying.

2024-08-25 14:24:44

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Correct and we can thank the exponential growth of administrators in both sectors for this.
Sauce: Me and my fellow grunts’ salaries only account for anywhere between 8-15% of total healthcare costs in the U.S.

2024-08-25 00:32:51

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entirely dependent on geographical location and CFB rankings

2024-08-24 23:35:32

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🫂. Is the cheese ok?

2024-08-24 23:34:55

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college football keeps the ER less busy during the day

2024-08-24 20:49:01

thank heavens church starts this weekend