jpfrogmd
jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️

Humble pleb and customer service serf tasked with running an EMR cash register while toiling away in the neo-feudalistic wasteland that is modern healthcare…in between clicks I get to help patients.

Husband, Dad, M.D. Big fan of Bitcoin, financial 🔥, liberty, and narcan.

Public Key

npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g

NIP-57 Address

jpfrogmd@primal.net

Profile Code

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nostr.wine

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g

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Last Notes

2024-11-16 18:53:22

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bros got a few diplomas on the wall so they’re obviously super duper smart about everything even if they have no idea what theyre talkin about 😂

2024-11-16 18:42:48

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Convo last week:
Colleague 1: “You’re not one to give financial advice…you just buy Bitcoin.”
Me: “Bitcoin is going up forever.”
Colleague 2: “Yeah until it doesn’t!”
Me: “It’s going up forever…the dollar is trending to 0 over time.”
Colleagues: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

2024-11-15 02:08:38

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Now 🌽bro…I’m allowed to be salty that I didn’t get tapped for the HHS gig as I also know the difference between chicks and dicks.
That being said, I realize that I’m merely a humble EMR cash register aficionado/M.D. and would definitely need to go get a JD and/or MBA to know anything about public health and healthcare in general. So it makes sense I wasn’t picked…sorta…I guess.
That being said. Current folks in there suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

2024-11-15 01:53:09

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Assistant TO the regional manager.

2024-11-15 01:43:47

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why does he look mad at you even without the head?

2024-11-15 01:42:44

Coworker: “OMG! I can’t believe Trump’s pick for HHS secretary!!”
Me: “I mean RFK heading the HHS makes more sense than Carrot Top so there’s that.”
🍿

2024-11-14 00:19:00

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🍿 time for 🇺🇸 politics

2024-11-14 00:16:18

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https://media0.giphy.com/media/ufjV7Vrqtb7yM/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe919nl4u1xfipy4acsfpgoir0r0vcxewigbogk895xl&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-11-14 00:14:20

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shut up ma

2024-11-12 03:15:05

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but bros b4 upside down zapstastic degenerates right? Right???

2024-11-12 02:25:46

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tbf we were also pretty drunk trying to keep warm during the cold winter of that long bear market

2024-11-11 23:53:10

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E V E R Y B O D Y

2024-11-11 23:41:21

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I still remember when the most degenerate among us zapped me 2.1M sats on the honor system that I would send it back.
I did send it back.
I’d have a much harder time sending it back today.

2024-11-11 23:29:11

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I feel better now. https://image.nostr.build/b755c9c4c7e2b839a96e927d92054c202c66c2f98c38a97c93be6bb574ee9deb.jpg

2024-11-11 19:05:47

https://image.nostr.build/a586955e230f10ffb73729170e1e33766e0801e1cd0eabed4c8f779314b62939.jpg

2024-11-11 18:56:50

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legit chuckles

2024-11-11 18:51:27

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yeah the OTC desk accidentally called me as well and i told them the following:
https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0HlGkNWJbGSm24Te/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91scfx4oqh34lvd0j9hpu7revvp8f2r8k9aldve18c&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-11-11 18:47:37

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ngmi

2024-11-11 18:45:02

‘85
https://media1.giphy.com/media/ph98RJkNPQPu0/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe917lzt9mwlbllpsv4gacsicmeo6s7uo99n1tzjvh0y&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-11-11 18:44:07

https://image.nostr.build/daf63a66d401fc535c0591c5a3bdc93a627f9327e17b0bb56ae726d911e2fbf5.jpg

2024-11-11 18:39:43

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OG safemoon

2024-11-11 18:23:13

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“That shit worked out so well in the past.”
- SBF, probably

2024-11-11 16:09:01

a while back my wife told me to put part of the emergency fund into “something safe,” so naturally I dropped it into mstr

2024-11-11 02:29:50

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🤣😂

2024-11-11 02:27:58

feels like shit gonna get weird tomorrow

2024-11-11 01:17:53

just gonna leave this here… https://image.nostr.build/bde85c1c14440e0fa9737c4e59483c0b751fb83c5fd037148792b5bb46c63d52.jpg

2024-11-11 00:49:15

my bride keeps setting the thermostat to 69 degrees
i told her she’s a pervert

2024-11-10 22:33:38

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https://image.nostr.build/acbdcb85a2096db4f3725a913fd0c0357196aabf16876335e1cedcfedd4b31e7.jpg

2024-11-10 18:56:53

why does everyone here think I spend my entire day putting my hands in peoples butts?
#asknostr
#note1xv2…dt9n

2024-11-10 18:48:11

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yeah it really puts old grumpy dudes at ease when you walk in to do their prostate exam and just keep your pinky up the whole time before starting the exam

2024-11-10 18:41:41

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I’d rather pour the coffee on myself than do that maam.

2024-11-10 18:41:10

law of unintended consequences: this bull run is probably gonna make my wife insist that I purchase some professional work attire

2024-11-10 18:37:51

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I dunno what that word means tho

2024-11-10 18:36:16

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Fancy

2024-11-10 18:13:22

still haven’t gotten any calls/texts from family/friends asking about #Bitcoin
just sayin

2024-11-10 05:43:09

tag 80k & then immediately send us straight back to the hell that is 58k!

2024-11-10 05:41:03

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meh i only feel ironically euphoric

2024-11-10 05:23:42

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did that too but my kids have helmets for skulls like their old man so it’s fine

2024-11-10 05:19:58

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THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!

2024-11-10 05:19:36

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https://media4.giphy.com/media/l0cydYWK8uWpXEaplL/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91m7pa50zbdo5e4m472zj00j5l8wotd968s5q719j3&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-11-10 05:11:05

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🫣 im so sorry pal

2024-11-10 05:08:58

don’t worry guys my wife told me to come to bed so instead of doing this i pulled up TradingView just to chart stare so a massive pullback is pretty much guaranteed at this point

2024-11-10 02:32:35

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Brilliant kid.

2024-11-08 16:47:48

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🤝

2024-11-08 14:02:52

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mornin fellow pleb

2024-11-08 03:24:32

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https://image.nostr.build/e3db10246eb243877cc690a9b01ac667e7683de37335b3d80c013a7599fc0993.jpg

2024-11-08 03:12:39

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very, very tiny amount of dignity is still some dignity 😆

2024-11-08 03:11:30

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🤣😂

2024-11-08 02:14:26

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GREAT counter argument! I’d do MORE projects.

2024-11-08 02:13:56

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😬

2024-11-08 02:13:11

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YES!

2024-11-08 01:47:36

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genius!

2024-11-08 01:46:59

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That’s too damn far sir!!!!

2024-11-08 01:36:53

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i tried but apparently doors that slide are a hill my balls can be sacrificed on?

2024-11-08 01:34:23

my bride just advised that we’re getting a minivan so i guess my only question is what country i should apply for asylum in?

2024-11-08 01:32:36

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Grandpas car. Drove it was i was 14.

2024-11-08 01:29:17

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https://media2.giphy.com/media/treK5HqsqzZYaJH0K7/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91cbapnast70cx5z4vp8k250x20gm2khtbji6n8nrq&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-11-08 01:29:03

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https://media4.giphy.com/media/ncXOYhtmcfXOhZSvBp/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91rp75kobbz96oh3qo2w567o4h2f6lpfgl270yfwcz&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-11-08 01:28:47

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https://media0.giphy.com/media/GUq5eAguOTefGS9H6J/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe912g9hyw5hqgpy8egh9dt2xu4r6km8bqe005fseqdr&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-11-08 01:20:41

Battlestar Galactica

2024-11-08 01:18:26

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guy either lost a bet, is into weird shit, or has the makings of a very arrestable gastroenterologist
#note10xg…g43l

2024-11-08 01:15:24

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bears beat battlestar galactica?

2024-11-08 01:12:46

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what about the dessert we deserve?
when that?

2024-11-08 01:11:51

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i dunno about silent because one of my cousins is gonna be THAT guy at Thanksgiving

2024-11-08 01:08:34

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omfg fine Marie sure that counts gosh

2024-11-08 01:00:28

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doxxed 😭

2024-11-08 00:52:46

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They’re called the Los Angeles Rams now maam. Time to get over it STL.

2024-11-08 00:44:24

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🐻

2024-11-08 00:43:41

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why aren’t the cereal boxes bursting into flames in his presence?
seems sus

2024-11-08 00:42:31

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just imagine selling then….or now!!!

2024-11-07 23:22:15

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the last time I did that I forgot the list and just bought whatever #nostr frens said I should
it was a disaster

2024-11-07 23:17:53

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good evening 🐶

2024-11-07 23:15:54

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https://media3.giphy.com/media/26DN5mTjpKEsumZqg/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe9126aktc1v2c9d41yl6aeh8yngrk9m45015nk2s1e8&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-11-07 23:14:20

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guys got the makings of a tremendous podiatrist

2024-11-07 23:13:10

some jackass in the store left a Christmas-themed cinnamon scented candle in the checkout aisle
my wife picked it up and smelled it (I wasn’t fast enough to stop this from happening)
anyways long story short now I’m putting up a Christmas tree because marriage

2024-11-07 19:42:26

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yeah but nyc traffic tho

2024-11-07 18:30:49

https://image.nostr.build/a3e0cd5876c88e5021bfa08b8d86cb45f0b6b690dece3361f7d935105dc76475.jpg

2024-11-07 18:20:35

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Nope. No. No. No. It was was 👆…yup that guy right there. That’s where the lightning goes. Not at me.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/spfi6nabVuq5y/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91cj53v0gbd4pnc2wwkpai2ubllmt02icb4f06dud5&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

2024-11-07 18:15:09

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Bill Gates…sorta sucks.

2024-11-07 15:27:57

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holy shit he says shit like this too

2024-11-07 15:18:27

I just dropped a cup of juice in the store. Exploded on impact. Juice everywhere.
Toddler Vader’s countenance suggested profound vexation that I allowed this to happen to his beverage.
My first-grader looked me dead in the eye and said “Wow, Dad. You’re cooked.”
Not sure what this even means, but it sounds serious and now I’m worried.

2024-11-06 23:34:02

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it seemed like an appropriate ath celebratory activity to zap the ever living fck out of 2 nostr ogs that dropped big bombs back in the sub 20k era
just sayin

2024-11-06 20:30:32

just dont fckn dance

2024-11-06 16:37:09

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over here the hospital admin seem like they’re about to have a collective meltdown
then again they don’t ever do any real work so I guess that doesn’t really count

2024-11-06 16:32:11

here’s hoping Donkey learns its lesson, turns the page, and changes up the playbook moving forward 🇺🇸 https://image.nostr.build/05600daf7e6fbb9341ef46df923cd321a3c682191be309d9b9454b1a8123b3fa.jpg

2024-11-06 16:29:10

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just keep doing what you’re doing
they’re 0-1 against us
they can’t risk going 0-2

2024-11-06 15:29:35

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Nah…I’ll still make my wife cheer for me in rec league basketball

2024-11-06 03:08:36

woah Harris is toast

2024-11-05 19:45:41

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in fairness dude would probably stick around for the AC and some new teeth

2024-11-05 19:35:58

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agreed…but will they keep their word? bc im standing in line and gotta figure this out fast bc some silence would be great

2024-11-05 19:22:39

today a family member advised that they would no longer speak to me if I didn’t vote for their preferred candidate…
not sure what to do…
sorta conflicted…
they could be bluffing
but what if they truly mean it?
will they actually honor their word and FINALLY stfu?
fafo and don’t threaten me with a good time 🏴‍☠️

2024-11-05 19:19:30

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______ stops this train?

2024-11-05 19:18:41

OG zapstafic degeneracy melting my phone.
please find a zapaholic meeting @npub1jk9…lqz7 before my phone erupts https://image.nostr.build/629cd4d5cb396e06e33c756fb4f8dc7719a3441f070d8a7159df042085a303aa.jpg

2024-11-05 18:59:55

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damn…u put some thought into this bro
whereas im just over here not wanting people to fck w my shit

2024-11-05 18:55:30

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Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

2024-11-05 18:53:46

today my first grader gets to cast his vote in the school-wide election: cookies vs. fruit for snack time
bro is gonna be hella pissed if cookies don’t win

2024-11-05 18:24:45

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good brother
just been wild busy with work and life lately
how’re things on your end?

2024-11-05 04:32:38

this is degenerate behavior @npub1el3…l27r https://image.nostr.build/54bcf18fb3ac255196feb700f60a6e6613e611e94f967606f6c2c07d2aec2142.jpg

2024-11-05 03:06:40

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damnit i never learn

2024-11-05 03:04:42

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🫂