Shirtless Jay

I'm Jay. I'm gay. I'm shirtless every day.

The other half of ☰JayGoon🤤 (npub18zh…jkrf). No, we don't play with others.

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2024-10-08 03:02:51

My dick... on display.
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2024-10-08 02:03:59

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2024-10-04 00:08:04

Thighsday
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2024-09-28 07:43:14

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The only thing I've learned from any of this is that her name is pronounced like chapel and not Chappelle.

2024-09-12 19:03:42

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That is stupid of them and sucks. I only ever had to reach out to Fi support for one, simple thing related to a SIM, and they couldn't even understand what I was asking, gave wrong responses, talked with a supervisor and ultimately said nothing they could do. Which, honestly, is the experience I was expecting. I've always assumed if I ever had a problem with them I can't solve on my own that my solution would have to be switching carriers.

2024-09-12 18:19:10

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I have looked at those and they are *really* nice. I'm trying to decide what my priorities even are for a smartwatch anymore.

2024-09-12 18:13:56

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Ugggggh, Fi really is the worst.

2024-09-12 18:10:44

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Fitbit just keeps getting worse and I don't even know if I care about having that app in my life anymore. Maybe Samsung Health is good enough, or I could just use MyFitnessPal. Samsung is kinda stupid though in that you need like three separate apps on your phone to work with their watches. But it IS pretty!

2024-09-12 18:09:05

I have always been a fan of big, chunky, metal watches (small wrists be damned!), and really hate the Pixel watch design. The only reason I switched from a Samsung Galaxy Watch Classic to Pixel Watch was because I could stop double-wristing with a Fitbit on my right hand. Also, being able to use data from my Google Fi plan on the LTE models and not having a separate line with T-Mo was a bonus. But I can do that with newer Samsung Watches now. And I like how the new Galaxy Watch Ultra looks...

2024-09-09 23:57:21

We're just going for the full Jimmy Neutron today 🌊
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2024-09-09 16:21:06

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I feel like this is a skill that could also be applicable to other driving situations...
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2024-09-08 20:02:21

Okay, well, at least I know the issue I'm having with notifications on both Moshidon and the official Mastodon app isn't just me...
https://github.com/LucasGGamerM/moshidon/issues/532

2024-09-08 19:51:48

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To cover up the hotness?

2024-09-08 19:41:31

JFC it's actually 100°F in my part of San Diego right now.

2024-09-05 23:15:04

I've turned everything off and back on again (even took my pants off and put them back on but then wondered why I had pants on to begin with so took them off again), and I'm still not getting Mastodon notifications anymore from any app I'm trying, including the official one. Started yesterday it, seems. Grrrrrrr.

2024-09-05 18:17:29

I think some people aren't aware that it's a valid, if not encouraged, choice to not be a twatwaffle on the fediverse. Or anywhere else for that matter.

2024-09-02 18:33:03

This is the Sundayest Monday ever.

2024-08-29 00:35:30

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Well, from my call center customer service days, it was the latter, with the supposed intent of disarming people who were angry and/or being assholes. But really it just was a backhanded way of getting under their skin by not giving them a reaction that shows they got under your skin.

2024-08-20 23:31:01

"I hope this email finds you well"
Well, it found me without pants on, so that's something.

2024-08-20 20:20:01

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I think Citi does? Or did. Dunno, I have the stupid Costco card but only use it for, ya know, Costco, even tho the rewards are actually awful.
I know Cap One did, too, but it was only thru a weird browser extension and I haven't had one of their cards in years now so don't even know if they still support it.

2024-08-20 20:09:17

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X1, which is now Robinhood, I guess. The virtual numbers are literally the only thing I use that card for.

2024-08-20 15:28:36

I just subscribed to The Onion because they are doing monthly print editions again and I really need my newsprint smell fix... and it's clearly obvious which of these redeemable qualities I possess without me even telling you.
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2024-08-19 00:26:15

It's not arm day today, but...
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2024-08-17 00:16:33

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it's all socks and towels.

2024-08-16 23:28:10

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You lost me at "left the house"

2024-08-16 23:27:55

Who's coming over to do my laundry for me?

2024-08-16 12:26:38

Today already has the signs of being the longest Friday ever. But at least it's still a Friday.

2024-08-15 20:45:42

Is JD Vance just a shorter Jonah Ryan? #Veep

2024-08-15 20:42:53

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I think the only thing my brain has developed to instinctively trust less is my mute status anytime I am on any call.

2024-08-15 20:37:29

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Yeah, it's funny, most of the time I don't even notice because I'm not paying attention to battery. But if I do... OMG 80% I HAVE TO CHARGE BEFORE I EVEN GO A BLOCK AWAY!!

2024-08-15 18:48:10

My Pixel 8 Pro battery life is just swell. But YEARS of absolutely shitty Android battery life with just about every other phone has conditioned me to be terrified of leaving home with a battery at less than 100%.

2024-08-15 17:46:55

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I especially love these ones who criticize professionalism and then don't even bother to proofread their own posts AND bonus here of using a poop emoji.

2024-08-15 17:45:27

Guess I left out the best part where she suggests you answer with "Hi Fist Last Name" so this is what I'm doing from now on.
"Hi Fist Jay!"
(because shirtless is my first name)
(yes she actually put "fist")
https://shirtless.gay/@jay/112967270452679725

2024-08-15 17:42:30

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She actually did give the brilliant, totally money-worthy-but-we-get-it-for-free suggestion of "Hi, this is Fist Last Name" and no that's not my typo.
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2024-08-15 17:16:34

This is why I answer the phone "ahoy-hoy!"
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2024-06-25 01:28:22

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not dead.

2024-05-30 17:41:46

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No, still here! 😁 Just haven't had time to post/engage with any social media right now.

2024-05-16 02:38:54

Jimmy Kimmel @ the Disney upfronts: "Unlike our competitors, we don’t think of you as faceless ATMs. We pretend to give a fuck about once a year and throw shrimp at you like you’re some kind of sea manatees at SeaWorld. We think of you as freedom fighters. We think of you as American heroes fighting to keep television free for the people. Remember when Elon Musk was being interviewed, he told advertisers to go fuck themselves? We would never do that. But we do want to remind you that he did.”
💀

2024-05-16 00:04:27

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🤣

2024-05-15 02:30:26

Arm day.
#naked #dick #gay #muscle
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2024-05-14 16:19:46

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These games totally keep getting more and more realistic.

2024-05-12 21:52:57

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*chocolate
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2024-05-12 15:21:15

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2024-05-12 00:28:21

I'm always afraid to publicly praise any tech product I've purchased that actually works as advertised because the second I do it will stop.

2024-05-11 15:54:46

There's a thread on Reddit about the biggest beauty mistakes of the 80s - 90s and someone mentioned "Shower to Shower," which I had entirely forgotten until I saw the name and then the jingle popped right back into my head like I was 11 years old, home sick from school and waiting for The Price is Right to come back from a commercial break for the showcase showdown.
https://youtu.be/PBk2dz3ZScc?si=lz_iV_5k9fpZe_r8

2024-05-11 14:33:01

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*pawedcast

2024-05-11 01:15:37

Doing gym things.
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2024-05-10 21:25:39

So the sun's going through some stuff, huh?

2024-05-10 21:07:31

I love WordPress in that it makes it easy to do so many things but fuuuuuck when there's that one thing that doesn't work quite right in a template or plugin there goes the rest of your life trying to fix or otherwise work around it.

2024-05-10 20:57:49

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Prepackaged overnight oats.

2024-05-10 19:54:38

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You can follow it here @npub12pn…6svt or visit blog.shirtless.gay

2024-05-10 18:01:50

Mmmmmmmmmm, MUSH.
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2024-05-10 17:50:22

Yes, I'm quite sure spending $47 on a new theme for my blog will actually get me to start posting things on my blog.
(Not even close to the most expensive thing I've purchased to get me to start posting things on my blog, but more about that to come on my blog, I'm sure.)

2024-05-09 01:51:55

I absolutely love how there's this local trainer on IG who's like "do you want 19 inch arms like mine?" and then lists five steps, none of which are taking the steroids he has clearly been using for years.

2024-05-09 01:45:58

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I can't even tell because their website is glitching and won't show the other images, at least on mobile, lol

2024-05-09 01:40:11

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I imagine we are just days away from them releasing one that has voice-activated AI built-in and then we won't be able to laugh at Scotty for this anymore.
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2024-05-09 01:35:34

FFS Logitech I don't need a mouse with an AI button on the top, I need a mouse that lets me change the connected device with a button on the top.
(yes I know they make one like this but I have it and it's a really shitty mouse so I don't use it)

2024-05-08 02:01:10

Titties, tummy and testicles Tuesday. Did I get that right?
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2024-05-06 00:49:35

Legs and shoulders day.
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2024-05-05 19:16:52

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To be fair tho, they kinda reached peak stupid just by buying the thing. 😁

2024-05-05 19:14:59

I absolutely cannot do anything at home without scratching, banging, crushing, smashing, cutting or otherwise injuring myself. Like if you ever see me with a black eye and I tell you it's because I walked into a door, rest assured Eli is not abusing me, I will have actually walked into a door.

2024-05-05 16:54:05

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Noooooooo!

2024-05-04 15:17:28

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To keep not wearing a shirt? Perfect! 😁

2024-05-04 14:57:42

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It'd be false advertising if I wasn't.

2024-05-04 14:54:45

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2024-05-04 14:48:48

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2024-05-03 16:02:52

Chest day, best day 🙂
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2024-05-02 23:17:28

Have a seat. 😏
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2024-05-02 21:15:44

All my afternoon Zoom meetings got rescheduled, so...
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2024-05-02 03:02:50

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Thank you 🥰

2024-05-02 02:58:21

I'm tired so this is a low effort pic but I have to acknowledge this most sacred of holidays. #JockstrapDay
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2024-05-02 00:37:35

The solution to ANY tech problem is OBVIOUSLY to throw more tech at the problem.

2024-05-02 00:32:15

I work in the office on Wednesdays and it's homophobic that they won't let me be there dressed like this.
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2024-05-01 00:45:08

Tech: works.
<five minutes go by>
Tech: no works.

2024-04-30 23:22:57

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Clearly!

2024-04-30 22:54:46

I love how Instagram says that my account can't be recommended/shown to people that aren't followers because I have gone against their "recommendations guidelines" and they show this pic as one of the reasons why. Meanwhile when I open the search page I immediately see recommendations that are naked guys squatting with cheeks spread so you can almost see hole. Also IG has no problem with me showing dick prints/shadows anywhere, lol.
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2024-04-30 21:50:51

They are trying to get me to do headshots of people for Teams/Outlook profile pics at work and I don't know how many different ways I can tell them I am not a professional photographer I am just addicted to super expensive hobbies.

2024-04-30 05:56:11

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Imma have to up my game now 🤣

2024-04-30 03:01:23

Workout from home day.
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2024-04-29 23:12:21

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This is more like business casual for me, since I'm, ya know, wearing pants.

2024-04-29 22:46:09

Gonna make this my LinkedIn profile pic. 🤣
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2024-04-29 21:43:58

Camera explosion.
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2024-04-29 20:27:42

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I wish I was that fancy, but no. It's a mirrorless Nikon Z fc, one that they created specifically to look like one of their old film cameras.

2024-04-29 18:53:53

One of my cameras grew a tail.
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2024-04-29 18:15:29

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And then you add Lightroom CC into the mix, which honestly works better for some things than LR Classic, but has its own cloud storage and things get messier. So no matter how I do things it feels like it's just gonna be the...
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2024-04-29 18:12:08

I'm trying to get more back into one of my famously expensive hobbies (narrator: all his hobbies are famously expensive), photography (narrator: another word for taking overly-staged slutty selfies), and really need to figure out what my workflow should be. Back in the day, it was just Lightroom (Classic) and backing up the catalog to Google Drive. But now Google Photos is where everything has landed first and then stuff gets sent elsewhere from there for editing and it's just messy...

2024-04-29 17:55:42

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Oh wait, I can go wait the prefs file and overwrite the location. This is so stupid.

2024-04-29 17:40:28

In the year two-thousand and twenty-fucking-four you're telling me Adobe Lightroom cannot auto-import pics from a network location.
#AdobeSucks

2024-04-28 22:49:50

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Thas my hubba-hubba-hubby 🔥

2024-04-28 22:39:27

Omg, so went to the bigger gym with [@easer79](https://shirtless.gay/@easer79) to workout today and this guy who was following us around--grabbing his dick and waving it around at us through his shorts, and taking every opportunity to get in our line of sight to make puppy dog eyes at us--would have been hilarious if he wasn't so aggressively creepy; especially when I realized he's the same guy who once followed me when I was walking Brix, telling me he loved my chest and pulling his dick out in the middle of the street.

2024-04-28 18:36:18

Boop the snoot. BOOP IT!
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2024-04-27 22:42:11

Back day.
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2024-04-16 17:58:13

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Not happy because it's a whole lot of work for very little, if any reward. This was my second, and final attempt at this. It's just not what my body wants to do at all, and the fighting against it at every turn is a fight without any purpose.

2024-04-16 17:56:33

Well, so far I am already down 14 pounds from where I peaked at with my bulk, and 1 pound above where I was hoping to actually stop cutting. That would have put me at 30 pounds gained during the bulk and cutting half of that, with the goal of most of that being fat. But given that, despite all my efforts, my body just looooooves to burn muscle right along with--if not entirely before--fat. So I probably still have another 5-10 pounds I'm gonna have to drop which puts me in a not happy place.

2024-04-16 17:31:16

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I did this last year and honestly the whole 💩ing liquid thing wasn't even bad, it's just annoying to get up so much to do it. It's the drink itself that is so uncomfortable because of the sheer volume and it somehow tastes salty and sweet and spicy and warm but also cold with a texture that's both thick and thin all at the same time, like it defies the laws of physics. And just drink it with some kind of flavoring that you're okay with never, ever drinking again, lol

2024-04-12 03:02:34

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Great, now I want pizza.

2024-04-11 17:37:14

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What I want is an assistant that knows that I have a 7am meeting on my calendar, but my alarm is set for 6am and it asks if I want to check that because I might want to be up at 5am. I want an assistant that knows I am usually going to the gym over lunch and notices that traffic is slow on my usual route and tells me as I'm leaving that I should take a different route. I want an assistant that knows from my calendar Eli is working and reminds me I should park on the street when I come home...

2024-04-11 17:34:00

It just blows my mind how companies that are developing products that feature AI / smart assistants are getting things so, so wrong. I don't need yet another thing that can set timers and reminders and alarms for me, especially not in its own app that's separate from the rest of my daily workflow. I don't need to be able to take a pic of something and have that added as a task. These are not "smart assistant" features as there is absolutely nothing "smart" about them...

2024-04-11 01:17:49

I feel ya, Brix.
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2024-04-09 00:20:20

All y'all were busy worshipping some big fireball and/or rock in the sky instead of who you should have been giving your adoration to today...
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