Rico

www.enricojosche.de

There is no bull or bear market. There is only bitcoin and those strong enough to hold it 🏋️

Public Key

npub1leqraca9xtyuezf4vmxa6czrepe04ynpmvjqzf7kq0v3cqnrj8vsmf0ed0

NIP-05 Address

rico@nostrpurple.com

NIP-57 Address

citizenrico@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs0usp7uwjn9jwv3y6kdnwavppusuh6jfsakfqpyltq8kguqf3erkgjclkv5

Author Public Key

npub1leqraca9xtyuezf4vmxa6czrepe04ynpmvjqzf7kq0v3cqnrj8vsmf0ed0

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Last Notes

2024-10-25 10:23:47

I looped in Oct 22 and the HTLC is still in "Published" stage three days later. Looking up the payment hash RTL tells me that payment isn't initiated. What is the reason and how long will it linger before succeed or fail? thx #lightning #lnd

2024-10-12 16:41:52

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@bandnames The Soaked Oats

2024-10-12 13:50:59

Augenblick verweile,
Du bist doch noch lauwarm.

2024-10-12 07:19:40

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What's this standing, he is a random person who has nothing to do with core or square anymore than my dear mother. Guess he has to keep going so BSV won't completely fall off a cliff, all these court cases provide is pump and dump reasons for BSV. He and Calvin buy some O-mouthed clowns on YouTube who shill BIG NEWS for BSV and some fools go long on the ponzi. Each to their own.

2024-10-10 18:31:00

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What kind of porn?

2024-10-08 18:35:34

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It flashes when I use the systems back key, the left swipe from the right edge, and shows up persistent when I use Amethysts back arrow

2024-10-08 18:33:34

@nprofile…vzaw I let AlbyHub open Amethyst, my default nostr link app, via this link:
https://image.nostr.build/eb895068176f5f20ac9e663186a38cbdaebea5848661ecf493c7ee5de67ba291.jpg
And it opened Amethyst to set up the wallet connect. It went fine but now Amethyst keeps showing me the zap setup pop-up each time I want to go back from a note.
https://video.nostr.build/e419771a8df31c8f13643a54219fc632e39e12d83269c07ce7e64dffb1c4e67c.mp4

2024-10-03 14:46:00

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Immer zwei Möglichkeiten:
1) Zu deiner Mutter, Erdbeeren schälen
2)

2024-10-02 10:11:27

"Can you say Lum Ba Gooooo?"
"Lummmbaaaaagoooo"
Woke up, back hurts like a motherfucker, every move I make is pain. Means everything I do has a price in pain, payable immediately.
What can I buy for one whole *AAAAAHHHBRRRRRRNNNNRRRRVERDAMMTESCHEISSEFUCKALTERFUCKSCHEISSE*?
How much is that banana or picking up the phone? How much for turning around and putting shoes on?
Days are expensive measured in pain. I take a handful of Ibuprofen but all it does is artificially keeping the prices low.
In 25 minutes I need to stand up. Already looking into options how to finance that operation.
40 coming at you fast.

2024-10-01 20:43:43

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this was supposed to be a calender test. no idea how this is related to a calender entry

2024-10-01 20:41:00

gfy

2024-10-01 18:57:36

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Will I be able to know before I send the first message?

2024-10-01 17:45:59

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Or just don't use Nostr for messages since I don't know what my chat partner has set up.

2024-10-01 09:51:20

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First time I heard of it! However it's year old and last update was 8 months ago. Looks abandoned. It does work but I wouldn't trust it with business related links that I print on posters and so forth. It's a shame so many good ideas and initial versions are left forgotten
@nprofile…2ykp

2024-09-30 20:10:56

GN @nprofile…hdd2
https://image.nostr.build/342c79365e4210c17694ffc656ef8a2bdd1470991a130e2b3793a289fec7a385.jpg

2024-09-29 08:56:30

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Here is the proof, those are Phil's legs on the right. Best could do Sir 😁
https://image.nostr.build/b06c853ad982db61766db2a742a17c7bedf52c0004556ecfc2247c44be6c05e5.jpg

2024-09-25 19:37:03

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I was wondering about the sugar in high quality salami and all sorts of Wurst. A farmer explained to me that adding dextrose to meat products is done when the slaughtered animals can't be processed fast enough. The sugar stops the meat from deteriorating until it's in its final form and ready to be send to the market.

2024-09-25 17:26:37

Ground beef is steak puzzle

2024-09-21 17:18:08

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Thank you for making me aware of wot relays. I clocked out of Nostr a couple of days ago because of the spam, having only wot relays solves the spam problem. I might miss some notes but at least I can use Nostr again

2024-09-20 23:29:51

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Primal is broken for a while now. Nobody notices... 💀

2024-09-14 16:05:12

Signal? Can you please, for one minute, not Mobilecoin, Microsoft, or 20m$ for SMS each year? Makes it really hard to defend..
https://image.nostr.build/2ef5e6380e7da2ebcef276bd4299bde0c957e3110b70f2fd85dfb475e5841fc3.jpg

2024-09-13 10:38:20

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Tor is too slow and unreliable

2024-09-12 20:54:22

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Goc ordering ISPs to cut off connection to bitcoin nodes and cloud hoster to stop hosting or routing bitcoin nodes. Lightning is 75% custodial so it's fucked instantly

2024-09-11 21:30:11

ALDI in 1997, the Volkscomputer is being sold. My parents got one for me instead of an Nintendo64, I was 9 years old at the time. Eine Fleischwurst und so ne Computer da bitte danke.
https://image.nostr.build/9ca7927f0800e064428e5b1ac28409668afdc5b133948f48e98ab218cb818052.jpg
#nevent1q…8l0c

2024-09-10 12:20:46

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Kill me now, not waiting for the next force close when fees spike again

2024-09-10 12:08:04

Oooou yeah.
#start69 #start9 #nsfw #bitcoin #bip69maxi
https://image.nostr.build/55fcbab11b453e9c2b627e22530c203208116923e80e4e9bca8ca47f1c550dee.jpg

2024-09-06 15:25:37

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Is there a way to also drop the hidden comments, likes, zaps from the count under the note?

2024-09-05 23:48:15

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Aaaand its gone.
https://image.nostr.build/c0b0e785dd03c7027917c2910341baa5b03d247f4e7ec959959d7e23bda2b508.jpg

2024-09-02 19:56:36

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https://video.nostr.build/4642ec5f28e9a039ea4eb76abf6cc2a0aee60f255993dd1d3e41c2feaf3600c1.mp4

2024-08-31 14:27:44

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Unless... Google considers Taiwan to be China 🤯

2024-08-31 10:11:08

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There's no google in China, this traffic is coming from Taiwan I guess

2024-08-29 12:31:35

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No sats in that nsecs nutsack already half an hour ago, checked all the relays and mints 🤷‍♂️ too late?

2024-08-29 07:13:36

☎️💾💽 Found this machine on the street on Saturday, somebody just wanted to get rid of this ~2016 Hewlett Packard gaming PC.
16GB Ram, i7 3.4ghz, Asus GTX1060 6GB, some bullshit motherboard.
I cleaned it up, put a harddrive in (had no caddy and kombinatored it you see), and new CPU fan... Now what? I got another workstation? I already own a strong desktop PC, 3 laptops (2 of which have flat batteries), 1 start9 Bitcoin NUC, and 1 retired Raspi4.
I have more old harddrives that are still good than I need to store backups.
What to do with this one? 🧐
https://image.nostr.build/787ea687e67d97836b994ba54d76bd9a1fa70d6b81b7cc9aae6b0bb29b213535.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/cad57170541dcadd8b9e9e743026797604cd4c42638748b6103144fa0b4fa06b.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/f56531b8231529c8f191ffad245f11afac0ee634b8c391c1a398d2b2ca2c3b5f.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/55929558a37f5a2bdd586dcdb4dd975bee87f848d6a1664f92e9fc8cf0b4a885.jpg

2024-08-28 19:51:15

I brought my son to bed and remembered again what briefly came to mind this morning: On this day in 2009 my best friend died.
An eternity behind us, infinity before us,
Here I am stuck in the middle, without you.
...fuck it, let's go bowling.
Happy death day to you, J.
I love you. Go fuck yourself.
https://image.nostr.build/ad5623935e649d3c4d5c2e09f81cf127ff648e10a08950b81945660af36bb82c.jpg

2024-08-28 15:10:20

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But it IS fucking!

2024-08-27 21:47:40

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You can either get in the 1990 Toyota Hilux or walk.
https://image.nostr.build/64da9219eaee73afaf3e88e6265844e6be0ba732eb411b670060c977ffb99c5e.jpg

2024-08-24 22:08:22

Telegram's TON token
https://image.nostr.build/3497cf6f01e3c0a31a4edba536506d06eac471997e4d13a9eb4672c3eeb97252.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/b939eb44e4177c086e58d9931a58d34f4a108a70769c758a498946f71662af6d.gif
Get on the protocol or under the bus, you decide?! 🏝️🌋

2024-08-24 18:58:42

An Islamic terrorist kills three people with a knife at a Diversity Festival in Germany. Politicians now have great ideas how to prevent attacks like this in the future:
- stricter laws against knife crime. Forbid killing people even harder!
- more surveillance cameras. So we can better see the Islamic terrorists killing people
- a lot more IP logging and more online surveillance, because... Well why not?
We will not vote our way out of this, do we?!
#Germany

2024-08-24 17:57:24

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Do you know why? Or best guess?
Its them who closed the channel, is that right?

2024-08-24 11:00:48

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Spoiler: there will be no documents to release, they will all be erased by evil Russian hackers by the time Trump takes office

2024-08-23 11:42:07

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Ah sorry du benutzt kein ghost

2024-08-23 11:41:47

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@nprofile…azt9

2024-08-22 17:56:01

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Me.thinking, Bitcoin conference tickets are often very expensive...

2024-08-22 17:05:04

https://image.nostr.build/b1dc5d82cbc092e8970257ec08541a5f06da128aeebfc352022865e0a0410b90.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/6ce56ed872e177b027e85f27f460c06c5ca609cd2e36cb05fb84fea3277804dd.gif

2024-08-22 16:36:59

Got some Proton Wallet invites, who wants?
https://image.nostr.build/39a4d3a3fdf91c602e0058df853ce950ae2808ba4b23b60a63bf8a364f38d064.jpg

2024-08-22 16:36:19

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My wife

2024-08-22 15:34:28

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Fixing requires filters.
Mention filters and some brainiacs derail the conversation instantly, screaming 'Censorship!'.
Then we say 'Well, run your own relays with spam and porn.'
The they say we are communists and censors and not better than the legacy social media.
Then the conversation forks a couple of times, what is spam and what isn't, talking about incentives for relay runner like being attractive to advertisers who don't want their fitness device next to gay midget anal rape, talking about less Bitcoin on Nostr, more Bitcoin on Nostr, fiatjaf joins in, saying EVENT CAN'T BE FOUND, jack boosts a thinkbois reply and receives 12k sats,....
What was the question again? Something something midget porn.
Go Nostr!

2024-08-22 13:54:14

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they're all shit. Lightning is a testnet but wishful thinking, pleb dreams and social dynamics keep it alive

2024-08-22 13:51:28

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Leave it, come to LND, there's really no point in sticking with the suckers

2024-08-21 00:35:31

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https://image.nostr.build/5d5ddb5c1f55ebcacad3d9e64fc26ea9b7db1e0488dadbbf71d3699ce9e514a3.jpg

2024-08-20 23:14:27

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https://image.nostr.build/ae5f61ccb450688d08ba2f0464662a58f07876b87c0cfd0fdbca75a5de6ae5b2.gif

2024-08-20 23:10:14

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Winner receives all the other zaps?

2024-08-20 23:00:52

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Same situation. You can't. Keep purging the toys as soon as they leave and never talk about them again.

2024-08-20 22:58:04

I rather am myself in an empty room than a liar and an actor for millions who feel just the same but are too afraid to confront and construct themselves without the gaze of others.
#nevent1q…rd84

2024-08-20 22:05:29

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That is a Bingo

2024-08-20 21:57:30

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Reading this with a Trump voice works well

2024-08-20 09:06:26

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= Deutsches Bier schlägt anders

2024-08-18 18:53:36

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🤜🤛

2024-08-18 07:29:44

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#breakstr

2024-08-17 22:56:47

Say No to roasted crickets,
Say Yes to traditional kefir!
https://video.nostr.build/adf3f2fb861f22d055f9f87296c4aebfca175465afe523be944471d2a77d9e97.mp4
#kefirstr #kefir

2024-08-17 22:49:33

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Might be a big troll but I simply don't want to watch anybody eating this stuff, and certainly not participating in hyping it up. Unfollowed, muted. I liked him and I still do but I just dont want to see this shit 🤨

2024-08-16 18:50:17

That feeling when -Syyu on a PC that wasn't opened for over half a year #linux 💕
https://video.nostr.build/fc7e4ac7408d72485f74cd33125c04098999aa8b871c4b4fce7016110def9319.mp4

2024-08-15 21:13:19

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BitCoin

2024-08-11 23:22:34

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The one and only

2024-08-11 23:10:01

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Yes because it looks good on a CD-ROM like FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8

2024-08-10 22:36:21

The Carbon X1 was a good Linux machine, no question about it but the Lenovo batteries suck SO HARD, my laptop was a stationary machine for the last 6 months. Not a second of power left in the battery. No replacement possible either, or pointless, as their year of manufacture is the year the laptop was built, that's 6 years of shelf life.. So yeah, hello Tuxedo XP15. Made for Linux, made in Germany 🐧❤️
https://image.nostr.build/d75f03a658d0d8a35a13e7064bc707c757be0dff50082f6ed33fd602d91cd4b5.jpg

2024-08-09 18:52:41

Konspira in Wrocław
#poland https://image.nostr.build/fcadb00c59703662a60a570e05ea71fa01948d179d83cbe306cb081dbccff434.jpg

2024-08-05 06:35:25

That's crazy!
Catch the dip last night?

2024-08-05 06:26:28

#gm sub 50k corn

2024-08-05 06:12:54

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Do I read you right that I read that right that Japan had negative interest rates? Borrowers got paid for money printing?

2024-08-04 21:41:16

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I have no clearnet exposure for my node, all solutions I have explored so far are custodial bottlenecks. Why are you gping through a vps instead of tailscale & cloudflare tunnel the connection? Custodial potatoe, potato

2024-08-04 21:22:36

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When that vps is down, what happens to your node?

2024-08-04 21:18:24

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https://image.nostr.build/b4ddc2babc7e0757a13bc6ec1dbf32aca66eee6d0efb6a835118959c8dc79e23.jpg
Somewhere in here!

2024-08-04 21:16:14

Trying to comment on the correct note in a repostathon be like https://image.nostr.build/107d9127e67cf908e922d15a8301067fb5f8ce0793c6be2c204d0c5e5e19483a.jpg

2024-08-04 21:10:35

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Noted, minus 1 node

2024-08-04 21:09:12

There are people
#nevent1q…rzmk

2024-08-04 20:53:55

There are people out there thinking The Lightning Network isn't custodial
https://image.nostr.build/070dd98750ef8d2daa484cc687906fe3495b17269cdc61973b11d785d23d492a.jpg
#nevent1q…cken
#Bitcoin

2024-08-03 15:25:18

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Childlike ≠ Childish
Few figure it out.
Having that said: did you guys see my cock??
#nevent1q…k7uf

2024-08-03 13:05:47

Nice cock
https://image.nostr.build/fc9d72b3d46581961437b9b7d807fdebd87803607634c45ffc9adb4bb07f163d.jpg

2024-08-02 08:41:47

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Shit, I pay 50€ for one hour of undisturbed running around naked and screaming Bitcoin Bitcoin Bitcoin Bitcoin....

2024-07-31 16:54:05

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I took this random nightshot yesterday and accidentally had the large wagon perfectly in frame. Look closely at the sky
https://image.nostr.build/2b7f20539cf7a94b86af21ace3d470380689e114817db03500f1360456c417c4.jpg

2024-07-31 12:51:55

I set up a private relay. Need to check if it works and what's happening.
Please react to this note, gm, pv, gfy all welcome.

2024-07-28 21:19:01

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https://image.nostr.build/2c63a80bc045b3c9a599b95d31532e94802e49d27fb8d10175c30e6d9a760bbe.jpg

2024-07-26 19:36:15

Oh boy this was tough to watch. Puts everything else into question that Techlore has lectured. For maximum pleasure watch this Video from 07:45 minutes at 0.25x speed.
"So back to my original statement I made: I think there is only one demographic of people who are genuinly exited for this and it's Bitcoin people! That's it! It seems like this entire product was developed and advertised and marketed to not only be pro-Bitcoin but actually be anti-Everything else. Which is really concerning, given, again the privacy implications Bitcoin. I've actually made several videos talking about why Bitcoin, despite some popular belief out there, still is not an anonymous cryptocurrency in fact by default. With many Bitcoin wallets if you send me money or I send you money, you can just look up all the transaction history I've ever done with that wallet.
It's really bad and it's public information! Essentially it's pretty much a public Ledger where everyone sent their money and the tools to be able to track users are really really sophisticated and it's even been stated by some people that Bitcoin is actually easier to track than Fiat..."
https://youtu.be/WH_llMkFnjg

2024-07-26 14:19:29

Whenever I open the #Nashville #Bitcoin 2024 stream there is some sort banker talking.
Disruptive technology, new assets class, potential of the blockchain... All that trifle from people who simply want to milk Bitcoin for it's novelty, creating a mysticism around it for their customers, then do what they always do and use THE CURRENT THING to suck up value from people they bamboozled. Not a single honest person on those stages and nobody gives a shit about Bitcoin for what it is: a tool to shutdown their fiat game money scam.

2024-07-25 20:52:19

Got 'em. Thanks mate 🙌
https://video.nostr.build/cc9d34808e7c0c1fd9b0b4ebf3bb47b5021157c5f5800aeb0de0a6731c99f867.mp4
https://video.nostr.build/dcf4975499dfbc3f1ad68e2145b5f27fd37dcb9339b78b5b1bd797b79f2c3bbf.mp4

2024-07-25 19:18:31

What are the odds a solo mining #Bitaxe finds a block compared to winning the regular lottery?
Respectively that in #Bitcoin a new lottery begins every ten minutes?

2024-07-25 10:26:34

Bitcoiners: We want adoption.
*adoption happen*
Bitcoiner: Stay the fuck away from my precious!

2024-07-23 21:30:39

Boomer/Normie friendly Bitcoin UI just dropped 🔥 A ColdCard in 1990s PC/Game Boy grey...
#nevent1q…62mc

2024-07-22 22:17:47

Rechtschreibfehler im *ersten Wort* der deutschen Version des Whitepapers auf bitcoin.org 🔪 UFFBASSE IHR HANNEBAMMEL!
https://bitcoin.org/files/bitcoin-paper/bitcoin_de.pdf
https://m.primal.net/Jait.png

2024-07-21 21:08:39

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Noch wach?

2024-07-21 20:31:41

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Hashrate be damned if the ISPs receive order to cut every connection that syncs a node. It's a game of whack a mole but trivial to implement. We won't be syncing over Tor, that's for sure.
If the goal was to cripple the network, this is the simple stupid solution. The Lightning Network is almost completely custodial, it disappears instantly when AWS, Google, Hetzner, Alibaba shut down the accounts that run nodes.
This is always on the table, better let the greedy bastards who are on postions to give these kinds of orders play the stacking game.

2024-07-21 12:54:28

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I fully agree. I'm saying that for as long as there is a window for peaceful coexistence, before Bitcoin swallows the system, let there be peace. The longer the govs of the world wait with their initiative to ban and restrict Bitcoin, the more unlikely their successes will be. If they, the politicians and their stooges, entangle themselves in Bitcoin's web right now, they will only fight over coins and dominance but not Bitcoin itself.

2024-07-19 18:16:33

If Trump would've been killed, there'd be mad riots in the US. Of the nasty insurrection type. A global internet failure at that point would've been all too convenient to cover up actions, erase evidences or plant them, to do anything while the people are already distracted, scared, entangled in a hot civil war.
Or things keep falling apart on their own accord and the only correlation is the overall crumbling moral and infrastructure. In any case, ignoring these unprecedented events and signs becomes impossible even for the Normies™
people need to move off zero fast or be swallowed by it

2024-07-17 18:51:26

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I just fomoed in. Bought this one.

2024-07-15 19:33:55

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But don't buy it! It messes up your nodes utxo set and the mempool will glitch

2024-07-15 19:30:42

Set country to Kanto and scroll the shop for 5 minutes even if the page isn't moving and MISSINGNO appears for 000€
https://m.primal.net/JRxW.png

2024-07-11 22:23:24

Resorted a Telecaster I inherited 15 years ago and got myself an Amp. After all this time, I finally have an appetite for music again. Let's go 🔥
https://image.nostr.build/130d68b3c422003b8702c094d986aad01954efb9f7f10a4d90b9d60449dd99c0.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/0ad7cfc7e3a61bb78c9eb63d80db6a6d19c9e55132c878f3a2382fd11f6d4e64.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/44664f3799c97349934c8b79f50ea5a822a38773d24dbcb9d0d958fab86aa47b.jpg
#music #artstr #telecaster

2024-07-11 17:41:21

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https://image.nostr.build/26a0ea010dc0f9e347c12b29ed6560d6bcb8f9928b7cf151994344026f053df6.jpg

2024-07-10 20:21:34

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I know, I tried and many times but it doesn't work. I keep muting and reporting the same spam accounts over and over again.
Works flawless on amethyst but neither can I download my lists there, nor can I upload them to Primal 🤷‍♂️