Rico

www.enricojosche.de

There is no bull or bear market. There is only bitcoin and those strong enough to hold it 🏋️

Public Key

npub1leqraca9xtyuezf4vmxa6czrepe04ynpmvjqzf7kq0v3cqnrj8vsmf0ed0

NIP-05 Address

rico@nostrpurple.com

NIP-57 Address

citizenrico@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs0usp7uwjn9jwv3y6kdnwavppusuh6jfsakfqpyltq8kguqf3erkgpz4mhxue69uhkg6t5w3hjuur4vghhyetvv9usyhj6qa

Publishing to

ditto.pub/relay

Author Public Key

npub1leqraca9xtyuezf4vmxa6czrepe04ynpmvjqzf7kq0v3cqnrj8vsmf0ed0

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Last Notes

2025-04-02 20:11:15

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Fuuuuuuck 🫥

2025-03-31 04:56:29

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I see AppImage, I appreciate AppImage 👌

2025-03-25 18:19:52

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They weren't chased away, the nerds threw bitcoin at them but as soon as that river stopped flowing there was no reason for them to stay here anymore

2025-03-16 19:15:34

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Remember bitcoin? It was going to revolutionize money 🤭 I'm glad I sold all my bitcoins at 1.20$ before it dumped to 50 cents

2025-03-05 15:28:15

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Everybody paranoid about emojis now especially when it's the 😎

2025-03-03 21:34:20

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It's in the pines, the pines
where the sun don't ever shines.

2025-02-22 06:10:12

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@nprofile…hpmm follow @nprofile…7yg0

2025-02-17 16:31:20

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You posted this 6 minutes ago, is it still working?

2025-02-17 16:17:38

To see who-follows-who is a positive feature, to see who-mutes/blocks-who a negative.
There's a reason this feature isn't implemented in tradsoc, because it fires up tribalism and division like crazy. I mute some people that I like, they simply post too much or use caps lock which annoys me. I don't dislike them but now they think I do and so a completely unnecessary, useless and negative cycle of misunderstanding has started.
#nevent1q…2kff

2025-02-12 19:24:04

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USA are so weird

2025-01-10 10:41:05

My business pays 45€ a month for it's profile to be verified on Instagram. Verification comes along with some perks, like posting links where others can't. But only two a month. This shit is so ridiculous, what can you do but laugh about it. https://image.nostr.build/7924205c94da2872b07fec1dfbc5eb843a6f6ad16fa87d3b3a963971aa9d5804.jpg

2025-01-07 16:32:33

Is anyone developing a dating app on Nostr?

2025-01-05 20:43:59

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Since I lost my leg in the stampede, it's better than any therapy. I get paid by the zoo to hang with my crowd. But seriously, fuck Black Fridays. That TV was on sale again the week after anyways. Well I limped it off and I'm in a much pinker place now 🦩

2025-01-02 20:41:19

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I might soon send bitcoin from my European, unhosted, undocumented address to another without telling the government

2025-01-02 09:29:50

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I don't touch relay settings anymore, at all.

2024-12-31 23:32:28

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Happy New Year Lyudmyla!

2024-12-29 19:48:25

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On Amethyst you first have to set your inbound gif-relay. Just pull any in/out gifrelay list off git and ping them, pick the best, go into root folder of your android, set the corresponding variable gifsearch=true, allow Amethyst to connect to your phones local gif server at 127.0.0.1 which you certainly have set up already and you're all set!

2024-12-29 12:19:33

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Alby Go doesn't connect to node anymore now. And I can't set up new connection because settings are broken.

2024-12-29 12:17:17

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I updated, settings button is broken now as well @alby.... Can't tag them because I'm on Amethyst 😂

2024-12-29 10:49:53

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V1.50?

2024-12-23 20:27:59

Computer literacy is as low as it gets and it's a problem. I have an idea how to get more people engaged, hear me out...
https://image.nostr.build/8dfa89f08859e0d8adfe334a0ab1343b24ff1b88554c3e26df8a5e704dbc8a8f.jpg

2024-12-23 14:31:19

Merry Christmas!
And don't forget to...
https://image.nostr.build/b4a4ac1c9f638e5accf1c2f286c51270919a55b7de2a042564c0b85a92a2d582.jpg

2024-12-23 11:00:54

Anybody else got this error with their #Start9 #mempool app?
"Error fetching URL"
Multiple reinstalls, reboots and system updates didnt help and there isn't anything to customize, it's been like this for months now 🤷‍♂️
https://image.nostr.build/2826c5a3676b634c612fd031ca6bb1a3950986065a2f1fa295dc025f87588a61.jpg

2024-12-23 07:49:58

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Oh kurwa Tagesschau

2024-12-22 08:00:22

Amethyst UI giga laggy. Everything's default, TOR off.
@nprofile…pyug
https://video.nostr.build/8ff944ff3417ebb946760aa2cddff657a480d65d4560edb4b03bf0016c31f951.mp4

2024-12-21 15:45:42

Using fountain first time. Greatly disappointed and puzzled. Can't find episodes overview of a podcast, I finished an episode and then no way to play the next episode?
Nostr import broken, show tab broken, sign up broken.
https://image.nostr.build/6bf8f219640df4c7bf73655b7dc3a50de24cbe535403abaa997a23e05bd13a77.jpg
https://video.nostr.build/73ca4fd22bf91933321d3aab83b0c456cbdac5f5ff3b60ece82e3366791c1061.mp4

2024-12-17 16:06:19

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Primal doesn't fetch mute lists, I was on amethyst For the longest time and now it's back to square on with regards to my private bubble 🙄

2024-12-10 20:18:49

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Riley Reid is still in the race? Respect.

2024-12-06 06:46:33

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I recently went on Instagram for a week or two and it looks like it's all business accounts that get the attention and do the posting, private people's accounts are mostly not public to begin with. I see people haven't posted to their account since 2018 but are active daily. Photos are no longer shared but videos, even single frame videos which could be a picture are now uploaded as videos.

2024-11-27 13:27:20

Linux powered ebook reader, Pocketbook Touch HD 3. About 90€ and it seamlessly integrates with Linux through Calibre. Plays mp3s and audiobooks too.
Anyone got a good 🏴‍☠️🦜source for ebooks? Other than classics?
For Mangas I enjoy the internet archive. Has all the classics, Dragonball, Akira, Cowboy Beebop, Ghost in the Shell,..
https://archive.org/details/db_20210121/Dragon%20Ball%20Volume%201/mode/2up
#ebook #manga #linux
https://m.primal.net/MicC.jpg

2024-11-05 18:07:54

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Thermodynamics
https://m.primal.net/LthX.jpg

2024-10-31 04:31:08

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Good one.
Also:
https://m.primal.net/LnlR.png

2024-10-25 10:23:47

I looped in Oct 22 and the HTLC is still in "Published" stage three days later. Looking up the payment hash RTL tells me that payment isn't initiated. What is the reason and how long will it linger before succeed or fail? thx #lightning #lnd

2024-10-12 16:41:52

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@bandnames The Soaked Oats

2024-10-12 13:50:59

Augenblick verweile,
Du bist doch noch lauwarm.

2024-10-12 07:19:40

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What's this standing, he is a random person who has nothing to do with core or square anymore than my dear mother. Guess he has to keep going so BSV won't completely fall off a cliff, all these court cases provide is pump and dump reasons for BSV. He and Calvin buy some O-mouthed clowns on YouTube who shill BIG NEWS for BSV and some fools go long on the ponzi. Each to their own.

2024-10-10 18:31:00

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What kind of porn?

2024-10-08 18:35:34

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It flashes when I use the systems back key, the left swipe from the right edge, and shows up persistent when I use Amethysts back arrow

2024-10-08 18:33:34

@nprofile…vzaw I let AlbyHub open Amethyst, my default nostr link app, via this link:
https://image.nostr.build/eb895068176f5f20ac9e663186a38cbdaebea5848661ecf493c7ee5de67ba291.jpg
And it opened Amethyst to set up the wallet connect. It went fine but now Amethyst keeps showing me the zap setup pop-up each time I want to go back from a note.
https://video.nostr.build/e419771a8df31c8f13643a54219fc632e39e12d83269c07ce7e64dffb1c4e67c.mp4

2024-10-03 14:46:00

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Immer zwei Möglichkeiten:
1) Zu deiner Mutter, Erdbeeren schälen
2)

2024-10-02 10:11:27

"Can you say Lum Ba Gooooo?"
"Lummmbaaaaagoooo"
Woke up, back hurts like a motherfucker, every move I make is pain. Means everything I do has a price in pain, payable immediately.
What can I buy for one whole *AAAAAHHHBRRRRRRNNNNRRRRVERDAMMTESCHEISSEFUCKALTERFUCKSCHEISSE*?
How much is that banana or picking up the phone? How much for turning around and putting shoes on?
Days are expensive measured in pain. I take a handful of Ibuprofen but all it does is artificially keeping the prices low.
In 25 minutes I need to stand up. Already looking into options how to finance that operation.
40 coming at you fast.

2024-10-01 20:43:43

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this was supposed to be a calender test. no idea how this is related to a calender entry

2024-10-01 20:41:00

gfy

2024-10-01 18:57:36

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Will I be able to know before I send the first message?

2024-10-01 17:45:59

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Or just don't use Nostr for messages since I don't know what my chat partner has set up.

2024-10-01 09:51:20

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First time I heard of it! However it's year old and last update was 8 months ago. Looks abandoned. It does work but I wouldn't trust it with business related links that I print on posters and so forth. It's a shame so many good ideas and initial versions are left forgotten
@nprofile…2ykp

2024-09-30 20:10:56

GN @nprofile…hdd2
https://image.nostr.build/342c79365e4210c17694ffc656ef8a2bdd1470991a130e2b3793a289fec7a385.jpg

2024-09-29 08:56:30

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Here is the proof, those are Phil's legs on the right. Best could do Sir 😁
https://image.nostr.build/b06c853ad982db61766db2a742a17c7bedf52c0004556ecfc2247c44be6c05e5.jpg

2024-09-25 19:37:03

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I was wondering about the sugar in high quality salami and all sorts of Wurst. A farmer explained to me that adding dextrose to meat products is done when the slaughtered animals can't be processed fast enough. The sugar stops the meat from deteriorating until it's in its final form and ready to be send to the market.

2024-09-25 17:26:37

Ground beef is steak puzzle

2024-09-25 15:02:41

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WoT the hell is even that?!

2024-09-21 17:18:08

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Thank you for making me aware of wot relays. I clocked out of Nostr a couple of days ago because of the spam, having only wot relays solves the spam problem. I might miss some notes but at least I can use Nostr again

2024-09-20 23:29:51

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Primal is broken for a while now. Nobody notices... 💀

2024-09-14 16:05:12

Signal? Can you please, for one minute, not Mobilecoin, Microsoft, or 20m$ for SMS each year? Makes it really hard to defend..
https://image.nostr.build/2ef5e6380e7da2ebcef276bd4299bde0c957e3110b70f2fd85dfb475e5841fc3.jpg

2024-09-13 10:38:20

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Tor is too slow and unreliable

2024-09-12 20:54:22

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Goc ordering ISPs to cut off connection to bitcoin nodes and cloud hoster to stop hosting or routing bitcoin nodes. Lightning is 75% custodial so it's fucked instantly

2024-09-11 21:30:11

ALDI in 1997, the Volkscomputer is being sold. My parents got one for me instead of an Nintendo64, I was 9 years old at the time. Eine Fleischwurst und so ne Computer da bitte danke.
https://image.nostr.build/9ca7927f0800e064428e5b1ac28409668afdc5b133948f48e98ab218cb818052.jpg
#nevent1q…8l0c

2024-09-10 18:51:15

New phone, trying ntfy first time.
Does this work? Please write a dearing insult below so I can check whether notifications are coming trough 👇

2024-09-10 12:20:46

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Kill me now, not waiting for the next force close when fees spike again

2024-09-10 12:08:04

Oooou yeah.
#start69 #start9 #nsfw #bitcoin #bip69maxi
https://image.nostr.build/55fcbab11b453e9c2b627e22530c203208116923e80e4e9bca8ca47f1c550dee.jpg

2024-09-06 15:25:37

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Is there a way to also drop the hidden comments, likes, zaps from the count under the note?

2024-09-05 23:48:15

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Aaaand its gone.
https://image.nostr.build/c0b0e785dd03c7027917c2910341baa5b03d247f4e7ec959959d7e23bda2b508.jpg

2024-09-04 16:40:15

Da ist beach front im cyberspace frei und keiner merkts bitcoin.ruhr
https://image.nostr.build/1e9364c87ee745c42429b66b7e642122bfba2152fd11e3df5c1e180f487d967e.jpg

2024-09-03 05:38:03

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Now all of my mobile phone is routed through orbot, says 'full device VPN', and it doesn't receive or send data. I have to pick a random app to route through orbot on the main screen to not have the full device routed. Still, Amethyst with only local citrine's onion service outbox doesn't find any notes. Doesn't work for me

2024-09-02 19:56:36

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https://video.nostr.build/4642ec5f28e9a039ea4eb76abf6cc2a0aee60f255993dd1d3e41c2feaf3600c1.mp4

2024-08-31 14:27:44

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Unless... Google considers Taiwan to be China 🤯

2024-08-31 10:11:08

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There's no google in China, this traffic is coming from Taiwan I guess

2024-08-29 12:31:35

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No sats in that nsecs nutsack already half an hour ago, checked all the relays and mints 🤷‍♂️ too late?

2024-08-29 10:26:48

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Every other week I nuked windows XP because I messed around with it too much trying to speed it up..

2024-08-29 07:13:36

☎️💾💽 Found this machine on the street on Saturday, somebody just wanted to get rid of this ~2016 Hewlett Packard gaming PC.
16GB Ram, i7 3.4ghz, Asus GTX1060 6GB, some bullshit motherboard.
I cleaned it up, put a harddrive in (had no caddy and kombinatored it you see), and new CPU fan... Now what? I got another workstation? I already own a strong desktop PC, 3 laptops (2 of which have flat batteries), 1 start9 Bitcoin NUC, and 1 retired Raspi4.
I have more old harddrives that are still good than I need to store backups.
What to do with this one? 🧐
https://image.nostr.build/787ea687e67d97836b994ba54d76bd9a1fa70d6b81b7cc9aae6b0bb29b213535.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/cad57170541dcadd8b9e9e743026797604cd4c42638748b6103144fa0b4fa06b.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/f56531b8231529c8f191ffad245f11afac0ee634b8c391c1a398d2b2ca2c3b5f.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/55929558a37f5a2bdd586dcdb4dd975bee87f848d6a1664f92e9fc8cf0b4a885.jpg

2024-08-28 19:51:15

I brought my son to bed and remembered again what briefly came to mind this morning: On this day in 2009 my best friend died.
An eternity behind us, infinity before us,
Here I am stuck in the middle, without you.
...fuck it, let's go bowling.
Happy death day to you, J.
I love you. Go fuck yourself.
https://image.nostr.build/ad5623935e649d3c4d5c2e09f81cf127ff648e10a08950b81945660af36bb82c.jpg

2024-08-28 15:10:20

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But it IS fucking!

2024-08-27 21:47:40

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You can either get in the 1990 Toyota Hilux or walk.
https://image.nostr.build/64da9219eaee73afaf3e88e6265844e6be0ba732eb411b670060c977ffb99c5e.jpg

2024-08-24 22:08:22

Telegram's TON token
https://image.nostr.build/3497cf6f01e3c0a31a4edba536506d06eac471997e4d13a9eb4672c3eeb97252.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/b939eb44e4177c086e58d9931a58d34f4a108a70769c758a498946f71662af6d.gif
Get on the protocol or under the bus, you decide?! 🏝️🌋

2024-08-24 18:58:42

An Islamic terrorist kills three people with a knife at a Diversity Festival in Germany. Politicians now have great ideas how to prevent attacks like this in the future:
- stricter laws against knife crime. Forbid killing people even harder!
- more surveillance cameras. So we can better see the Islamic terrorists killing people
- a lot more IP logging and more online surveillance, because... Well why not?
We will not vote our way out of this, do we?!
#Germany

2024-08-24 17:57:24

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Do you know why? Or best guess?
Its them who closed the channel, is that right?

2024-08-24 17:31:46

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Five pages deep in the search results, I found the full interview uploadedby the motherfucking Hindu Times

2024-08-24 11:00:48

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Spoiler: there will be no documents to release, they will all be erased by evil Russian hackers by the time Trump takes office

2024-08-23 11:42:07

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Ah sorry du benutzt kein ghost

2024-08-23 11:41:47

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@nprofile…azt9

2024-08-22 17:56:01

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Me.thinking, Bitcoin conference tickets are often very expensive...

2024-08-22 17:05:04

https://image.nostr.build/b1dc5d82cbc092e8970257ec08541a5f06da128aeebfc352022865e0a0410b90.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/6ce56ed872e177b027e85f27f460c06c5ca609cd2e36cb05fb84fea3277804dd.gif

2024-08-22 16:36:59

Got some Proton Wallet invites, who wants?
https://image.nostr.build/39a4d3a3fdf91c602e0058df853ce950ae2808ba4b23b60a63bf8a364f38d064.jpg

2024-08-22 16:36:19

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My wife

2024-08-22 15:34:28

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Fixing requires filters.
Mention filters and some brainiacs derail the conversation instantly, screaming 'Censorship!'.
Then we say 'Well, run your own relays with spam and porn.'
The they say we are communists and censors and not better than the legacy social media.
Then the conversation forks a couple of times, what is spam and what isn't, talking about incentives for relay runner like being attractive to advertisers who don't want their fitness device next to gay midget anal rape, talking about less Bitcoin on Nostr, more Bitcoin on Nostr, fiatjaf joins in, saying EVENT CAN'T BE FOUND, jack boosts a thinkbois reply and receives 12k sats,....
What was the question again? Something something midget porn.
Go Nostr!

2024-08-22 13:54:14

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they're all shit. Lightning is a testnet but wishful thinking, pleb dreams and social dynamics keep it alive

2024-08-22 13:51:28

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Leave it, come to LND, there's really no point in sticking with the suckers

2024-08-21 00:35:31

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https://image.nostr.build/5d5ddb5c1f55ebcacad3d9e64fc26ea9b7db1e0488dadbbf71d3699ce9e514a3.jpg

2024-08-20 23:14:27

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https://image.nostr.build/ae5f61ccb450688d08ba2f0464662a58f07876b87c0cfd0fdbca75a5de6ae5b2.gif

2024-08-20 23:10:14

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Winner receives all the other zaps?

2024-08-20 23:00:52

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Same situation. You can't. Keep purging the toys as soon as they leave and never talk about them again.

2024-08-20 22:58:04

I rather am myself in an empty room than a liar and an actor for millions who feel just the same but are too afraid to confront and construct themselves without the gaze of others.
#nevent1q…rd84

2024-08-20 22:05:29

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That is a Bingo

2024-08-20 21:57:30

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Reading this with a Trump voice works well

2024-08-20 09:06:26

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= Deutsches Bier schlägt anders

2024-08-18 18:53:36

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🤜🤛

2024-08-18 07:29:44

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#breakstr

2024-08-17 22:56:47

Say No to roasted crickets,
Say Yes to traditional kefir!
https://video.nostr.build/adf3f2fb861f22d055f9f87296c4aebfca175465afe523be944471d2a77d9e97.mp4
#kefirstr #kefir

2024-08-17 22:49:33

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Might be a big troll but I simply don't want to watch anybody eating this stuff, and certainly not participating in hyping it up. Unfollowed, muted. I liked him and I still do but I just dont want to see this shit 🤨

2024-08-16 18:50:17

That feeling when -Syyu on a PC that wasn't opened for over half a year #linux 💕
https://video.nostr.build/fc7e4ac7408d72485f74cd33125c04098999aa8b871c4b4fce7016110def9319.mp4