Honkarian, Primarch of the Emperor's Clowns

I am the Emperor's Strongest Clown

All Primarchs are an aspect of the Emperor's Personality. I'm the part of him that laughs at fart and dick jokes

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NIP-05 Address

ClownPrimarch@nicecrew-digital.mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2024-11-30 20:17:21

Necron enjoyers stay winning
https://media.nicecrew.digital/43c1f3b35e946a162b4549ca2b7795b7544964352f9c503682efbcaa9cb6f2e6.mp4

2024-11-30 06:03:49

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I'm going to report its true as I'm hearing it from reliable sources, I would avoid pol because we're about to have a stage five sausage party

2024-11-30 06:00:57

I am hearing reports that video of Destiny giving and receiving oral sex with men has been leaked. Be safe out there and God willing this will be what finally takes out Spicolas
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2024-11-30 05:55:46

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2024-11-30 05:49:12

"Its ok, I have my rape whistle"
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2024-11-29 02:36:32

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2024-11-28 04:56:39

The masculine urge to throw myself in the cardboard compactor and fight the hydraulic press

2024-11-28 00:11:34

Balls are the heel of the footpenis

2024-11-27 23:21:33

Im drunk and belligerent (they arent related)

2024-11-27 22:57:33

I have had 9 adult beverages and a taco salad

2024-11-27 21:58:23

She plowing on my field until I cultivator

2024-11-27 18:17:05

The absolute disgust in the pajeets eyes, the way he brazen fondles his own balls then touches the food with his bare hands and the cosmopolitard still eats it
https://media.nicecrew.digital/1e7e463407abe833c6ebd3cfaad7c22254df8413fffb5d77ed737fefcae574bb.mp4

2024-11-27 04:41:06

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2024-11-27 03:28:52

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2024-11-27 00:49:30

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They added a fucking flamethrower to the blade, I missed that the first time I watched it lol

2024-11-27 00:45:46

The Haitian police are using a Killdozer to raid the Warlord named Barbeque
You literally cannot make this shit up
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a8cb6d12deef2b6516a061f2803f48b08add73336bb52878a2cee323f2045f46.mp4

2024-11-26 19:33:08

They're gonna rebreak my ankle on the 3rd and I'm none too happy about it
Here, enjoy some Jew Jitsu
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2024-11-25 18:22:18

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Damn we need a better Pope.

2024-11-25 18:18:31

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The treatment:
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2024-11-25 18:05:55

I can't fix her.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/0b334ea247214218883f7d26cc8e5cea5acb661d859b47f8100108681fe1d51e.mp4

2024-11-25 17:57:59

American banks: If an employee steals from your account we'll investigate and fix it in 1-2 years
Japanese banks: If we steal from you we'll kill the employee then reimburse you from their personal property and so you know we're serious our employees sign an oath in blood
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a439ea98c19dc58ea35fc6fb7c2e1423e0566d11e25a355daca2e9aec287b328.jpg
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2024-11-25 01:52:59

:pepe_leaving:
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2024-11-25 01:33:08

How it feels to buy a new computer for the sole reason of playing a farming simulator to grow rice:
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2024-11-25 01:25:57

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2024-11-25 01:07:32

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You look like Anne Frank if she was a male truck driver

2024-11-25 00:19:08

If fedi was a comic
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2024-11-25 00:13:44

"I don't remember you ever saying I'm not allowed on the counter"
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2024-11-24 23:52:30

THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT! I WAS ROBBED!
THIS ENTIRE CONTEST WAS HELD ON BULLSHIT ISLAND ON THE PLANET OF FUCKING RETARDS IN THE GALAXY OF THIS SUCKS DICKS
https://media.nicecrew.digital/15e1ead630897acfac50f37d82c42541fd993ee41f9fd51e124240585c9bf6e8.mp4

2024-11-24 19:31:55

Nigbot is actually @nprofile…x8tf attempting to put his brain in a benis exploding robot
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3214e453ec3182cbd757463e2b71f935a0e6d428c9686b767c53bc8fe622f0e6.mp4

2024-11-23 20:12:31

A program like Clippy but its this :nig_chirp: and he just keeps telling the nigger using the computer how to change smoke detector batteries

2024-11-23 20:07:35

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Yes lol

2024-11-23 20:06:47

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Hey I made this. Someone called it "Advanced Racism" lol

2024-11-23 03:19:54

E all day baby
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2024-11-23 03:17:58

The masculine urge to put my entire body through this machine and just end it
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2024-11-23 02:29:24

I found your 23&me
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2024-11-23 01:37:17

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2024-11-23 00:14:31

That Jaguar rebranding is fucking hot ass. That logo looks like it should be on a passionfruit mango flavored dildo not a luxury car
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2024-11-17 06:37:43

"Skateboarding is really hard and requires a lot skill"
Meanwhile Coney Hawk:
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2024-11-17 02:37:29

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2024-11-17 01:51:10

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For the crime of noticing the Count uses his vile jew sorcery to directly attack your Experian score.
Roll 2d6 for Antisemitism saving throw
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2024-11-17 00:37:29

Bullying troons as a subscription service

2024-11-16 23:51:02

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2024-11-16 05:36:49

Mike Tyson is a failure of a nigger, what kind of nigger forgets how to be violent

2024-11-15 19:13:51

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2024-11-15 18:30:00

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I got reported. Its over for me

2024-11-15 03:51:30

This is bullshit
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2024-11-15 02:24:00

We mutht thecure the exithtence of our people and a future for white children, becauthe the beauty of the white aryan woman mutht noth perithh from the earth.

2024-11-15 02:11:48

Why the fuck did Mike Tyson show up to the weigh in wearing a banana hammock

2024-11-15 02:07:44

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Two most recent

2024-11-15 02:05:47

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Let me test this and I will return, hold plz saar

2024-11-15 02:04:30

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So far on mine (phone) if I use a react over 2 times it adds it. No idea what the average user experience is but this is working so far for me

2024-11-15 02:02:08

I for one welcome our new emoji overlords

2024-11-15 01:51:09

One of the tenants in my brother in laws apartment building was late on the rent. It takes forever to evict someone here so we went in earlier today and stole his stupid gamer chair until he comes up with the back owed rent
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2024-11-15 00:52:34

Crazy woman at the gas station was yelling "FIRE" over and over while her husband or boyfriend was trying to to get her in the car. Poor thing was obviously crazy as there was no fire. I helper him get her in the van. Cute couple

2024-11-14 17:25:29

The Onion owns Infowars now. What a time to be alive

2024-11-13 20:03:41

Finally, Bipartisanship has been achieved
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2024-11-13 19:53:44

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😒
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2024-11-13 19:37:13

Dafuq is a power lesbian
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2024-11-13 04:53:48

niggers I'm sure have a fedi account
A thread:
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2024-11-13 04:34:43

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I'd expect it from Bernie Sanders tbh. I've been waiting on that jigger to get even with them for 12 years

2024-11-13 04:33:56

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No but I do think it'd be awkward for them to go "Yeah, we're...uh, having a primary because...we don't trust Biden's judgment"

2024-11-13 04:31:04

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I don't think that part matters, he endorsed her during a live press conference. What were they going to do? Tackle him?

2024-11-13 04:25:47

“It’s done, your excellency. The daughter of Moloch has been defeated, just as planned. The crystal prisons will begin production within the month and be ready once Trump takes office. Christ is king.”
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2024-11-13 04:22:49

According to whats been released Joe Biden agreed to step down and they were going to have a primary. That was the deal. 30 minutes after he announced he was going to withdraw he endorsed Kamala Harris WITH NO ONE KNOWING HE WAS GOING TO. He torpedoed her on purpose, this wasn't a joke. DARK BRANDON was real lolol
https://media.nicecrew.digital/353c9157e956eac94f93d4cf4b68a4b5571f5e339204baefba7a5e43606cb020.mp4

2024-11-13 02:06:53

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2024-11-12 17:32:40

A 3000% tariff on funko pops seems incredibly targeted but I'll allow it

2024-11-12 06:58:35

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2024-11-12 06:25:27

Destiny is literally chugging soylent now and this is who they expect to bridge the gap to modern men
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2024-11-12 06:23:05

Thank you oddly specific fortune cookie
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2024-11-12 05:52:54

Elder Scrolls 6 looking good
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2024-11-11 23:51:44

It was bribery
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2024-11-11 23:19:06

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2024-11-11 23:15:41

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Oh you're one of those health nuts, I go through 2 lighters a day

2024-11-11 23:14:41

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Honestly I feel like if cigarettes were actually bad for us they wouldn't be trying to make everyone quit.

2024-11-11 23:13:30

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Exactly, I roll my own now and there is a very, very big difference. I know a cigarette can't be healthy but I don't constantly feel like I'm dying from it now

2024-11-11 23:07:33

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I've had LS and Palls, unbelieveably smooth

2024-11-11 23:06:38

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I've had some, the c-rat cigarettes are just better than anything we can get now even being that old

2024-11-11 23:05:30

I found a way to deal with the liberals that won't fit in the crystals
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2024-11-11 22:46:38

She paid for them to fuck up her campaign lolol
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2024-11-11 22:28:04

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2024-11-10 23:02:50

Me stumbling in to work after getting kicked out of the Applebees bar again:
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2024-11-10 22:09:01

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2024-11-10 22:02:21

Taylor Swift was wrong about another man
:pepe_sad:

2024-11-10 21:26:44

Promises made, negros crystallized
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2024-11-10 20:01:05

Me when I find the house of whoever invented the webp format:
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2024-11-10 05:58:53

Women be like: I'm not having sex with anyone until the fat orange dictator is gone
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2024-11-10 05:14:41

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2024-11-10 05:02:14

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2024-11-10 03:54:11

Me watching two 5'6 manlets at work fight knowing I'm in absolutely no danger:
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2024-11-10 03:34:21

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2024-11-10 01:34:55

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2024-11-09 22:32:47

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2024-11-09 21:28:45

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2024-11-09 21:19:14

RIP Tony Todd
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2024-11-09 21:12:37

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2024-11-09 20:11:08

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Just...eat the bread. You have perfectly good non-fucked food, why add shit to it

2024-11-09 20:03:56

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The circus has sucked for a long time and the bread is made with cricket flour. Yes. Its time

2024-11-09 19:56:39

Thank God, now I won't have to hear niggers chirp on games that cross platform with PC
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2024-11-09 19:39:59

> you can't fuck the Ohio 3 whore
> this is somehow a punishment
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2024-11-09 19:30:52

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How was it flawless when she lost the popular vote, the EC vote, the house and the senate?
FFS she lost so bad it somehow cured Joe Biden of senility