Honkarian, Primarch of the Emperor's Clowns on Nostr: American banks: If an employee steals from your account we'll investigate and fix it ...
American banks: If an employee steals from your account we'll investigate and fix it in 1-2 years
Japanese banks: If we steal from you we'll kill the employee then reimburse you from their personal property and so you know we're serious our employees sign an oath in blood
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