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2025-02-17 21:37:05

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@nprofile…gdjx @nprofile…5p36 @nprofile…ver3 @nprofile…9fxe @nprofile…cqa5 I wanted to do some actual development of fedi itself, but ActivityPub is a nightmare. JSON-LD alone was enough to make me not bother.
Maybe I'll get back into Nostr development without all the bitcoin and zap circlejerking.

2025-02-16 03:40:50

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@nprofile…f6e6 that is a man in absolute crisis

2025-02-16 03:24:38

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@nprofile…7kax @nprofile…p50y @nprofile…2p38 And you can walk, cool-headed, into the depths of eternal fire. Your choice.

2025-02-16 03:24:06

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@nprofile…7kax @nprofile…p50y @nprofile…2p38
21 Do not I hate them, O Lord, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
Psalm 139:21-22
Fuck off. Repent or burn in hell.

2025-02-16 03:19:50

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@nprofile…7kax @nprofile…p50y @nprofile…2p38 Righteous and perfect hatred of filth like you.

2025-02-16 02:30:32

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@nprofile…m2d3 this will surely improve things for canada

2025-02-16 01:31:02

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@nprofile…7kax @nprofile…p50y @nprofile…2p38 And end up condescendingly shoving schizophrenic nonsense onto the feeds of everyone on some obscure part of the internet?
Nah, I'm good. You have fun with that, though.

2025-02-16 01:26:49

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@nprofile…7kax @nprofile…p50y @nprofile…2p38 every occultard calls others ignorant while spouting idiotic shit like
> The snake used to be the eagle. remember that.

2025-02-16 01:08:32

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@nprofile…cv52 @nprofile…g4y5 If the Trump admin was serious about getting rid of corruption, they'd root out Dominion Voting Systems. But of course election reform hasn't gotten a single mention, so the people chosen for us, both at state and federal levels, are who we get.

2025-02-15 21:21:32

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@nprofile…weas Hey @nprofile…grcp what are your thoughts about gun control

2025-02-15 21:10:26

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@nprofile…x7r2 a spinster's life is defined by screaming and crying about literally everything

2025-02-15 06:30:17

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@nprofile…ddlv @nprofile…grcp @nprofile…pl7n she wants a janny on her stream to do it for free

2025-02-15 06:26:47

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@nprofile…grcp > I fucked your jew mom last night, jew

2025-02-15 06:25:15

The nightly Jonny thread is the thread of last resort, always there but you really hope there's a better conversation elsewhere

2025-02-15 06:03:54

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@nprofile…ne8y "You should totally use this new amazing system, we've gotten it down to just a 1 in 4 chance that your transaction will fail!"

2025-02-15 05:25:40

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@nprofile…hksc I'd be afraid to go to my local mall by now. Might not come out alive if I can't blend in with the new natives well enough.

2025-02-15 04:59:49

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@nprofile…s4vs @nprofile…p50y @nprofile…hx4n @nprofile…ake6 > Not Christian but I grew up Christian and did a little too much research
As you get older and realize the extent of the lie of modernity and the onslaught of propaganda that has been thrown at you to get you to reject or belittle Christ, you'll realize your parents were right, even if not entirely right and not entirely the right reasons.
I have seen this a thousand times before. Keep searching, and you'll end up where you began, but it will be your own belief, not your parents'.

2025-02-15 04:54:52

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@nprofile…5pd5 It kind of reminds me of why a nation never wants to have unemployed nuclear physicists. Some people who are an asset when working for you are a liability when they aren't.

2025-02-15 04:49:32

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@nprofile…5pd5 So the defense industry packs up and goes home, and we're left with a bunch of unemployed people who are good at 1) making weapons of all sorts and 2) spying on people. What kinds of spinoff industries will that result in?

2025-02-15 04:41:59

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@nprofile…nvau @nprofile…n6kx oh no I mentioned a jew :( what is the fine

2025-02-15 04:40:49

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@nprofile…n6kx @nprofile…nvau you all laugh but he now has dates with three separate, super hot women scheduled for next week as a direct result of this, now he just has to figure out how to keep them from finding out about one another, what a wacky situation
featuring adam sandler or whatever

2025-02-15 03:36:02

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@nprofile…x3tn > President Trump
I bet it hurt quite a bit for you to say that phrase.

2025-02-14 22:45:11

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@nprofile…gdjx if only trannies would stop denying reality this sort of thing would never happen, they are directly responsible (and so is the pervasive surveillance state but I hate trannies more at this point)

2025-02-14 22:24:09

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@nprofile…mj4q very cursed, and yet this is how a lot of radios are interfaced with

2025-02-14 05:07:09

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@nprofile…s2gy I remember when every retard and his mother was ranting and raving about The Purpose Driven Life.

2025-02-13 01:58:06

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@nprofile…grcp @nprofile…xcqr I never thought the stories about women being mad at men for not being able to read their minds was true until I experienced it firsthand. It's true.

2025-02-13 01:52:45

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@nprofile…xcqr period and/or she's cheating

2025-02-11 23:16:53

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…xfx6 > goat is actually a good symbol
uhhh
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2025-02-07 20:53:04

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@nprofile…0v2v yes but is there anyone on this "v4v" worth listening to, and no, "experimental" and "stoner rock" don't count

2025-02-07 06:12:12

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@nprofile…t0fl Watch as an entire generation of women magically turns into the most disgusting creatures both inside and out

2025-02-07 06:01:18

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@nprofile…x7r2 Project 2025 is a baseless conspiracy theory, take your meds schizo

2025-02-06 18:48:32

😎
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2025-02-06 00:27:31

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@nprofile…aw4a
> domain registration
> privacy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2025-02-01 00:44:10

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@nprofile…8ktj "I know they're still owned by a bunch of faggots who are just pandering to me because they are desperate and need me to go die for Israel in a little while, but WOW that propaganda was good"

2025-01-31 20:39:50

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@nprofile…hjzr oh congratulations you figured it out (not entirely but at least as far as you are able to understand), now ask yourself why that may be

2025-01-31 20:34:24

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@nprofile…8x0h gitea is better

2025-01-31 20:28:11

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@nprofile…qk9e > authentic name
> which is literally NOT the kid's actual, real, authentic name
and the tranny has no clue why everyone hates him so much

2025-01-31 19:50:09

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@nprofile…xfx6 programmers are the ultimate "train your replacement" people, they spend their entire lives training up their replacements, whether it's a third-worlder, LLM, or just there's nothing else that needs to be coded (which has mostly been the case for 15 years or so now)

2025-01-31 14:33:54

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@nprofile…xvy0 @nprofile…57zl Great idea, do we have any Certified ScrumMasters who can tackle that? Do we need to hire a Scrum consultant?

2025-01-31 14:24:04

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@nprofile…fynq > clowning
The event was caused by a suicidal man pretending to be a woman.

2025-01-31 14:07:26

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@nprofile…57zl okay, that sounds good, let's put it on the backlog and discuss it at the sprint retrospective and planning meetings later today and tomorrow, who wants to put it on the backlog?

2025-01-31 14:05:14

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@nprofile…l22w If by "it" you mean the country's entire stash of gold, then absolutely yes
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2025-01-30 23:29:55

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@nprofile…008p This is all Trump's fault!!!!!11

2025-01-30 23:21:32

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@nprofile…58xm don't worry, I'm sure someone from Microsoft Red Hat will step up with a systemd module

2025-01-30 21:11:20

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@nprofile…rugn A lot of people really, really don't want God to exist, and they certainly don't want him to care about their actions, because without some kind of forgiveness, it would be very bad news for them.

2025-01-30 20:06:36

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Of course we can't call it a "real" hellthread since it didn't start over minor religious differences and gradually snowball

2025-01-30 20:04:29

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I can't even reply because including all the names goes 3x over the character limit
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2025-01-30 20:03:31

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2025-01-30 20:02:21

Oh no fedi bros, nostr is bringing back the hellthread but all we have are threads with like 5 people max, it's over
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2025-01-30 19:54:17

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@nprofile…9a3l The "Enlightenment" era got rid of warrior kings, but man's innate desire for a warrior king never went away.

2025-01-30 19:11:45

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@nprofile…nzsl no no it's okay, we have Trump now and he's fixing it because he loves whites and America so much, they kept saying we couldn't vote our way of it but we did, it's all going to be alright now, the war on whiteness is over and we won

2025-01-30 18:41:58

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@nprofile…xyvy @nprofile…nvau ohhh zing

2025-01-30 16:54:59

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@nprofile…4p52 @nprofile…gu4k "I nag him every moment of his life, especially when he gets home from an exhausting day at work, after I sleep and browse Instagram from 9-4 once he and the kids are gone to work and school"

2025-01-30 16:51:23

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@nprofile…4p52 @nprofile…gu4k You don't understand, she is
> literally begging for the bare minimum every single day
(???)

2025-01-30 16:19:08

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@nprofile…9sw0
> haven't shaved my armpits in decades
> Last time, I think I was 14
and you ended up on spinster.xyz, what a shock

2025-01-30 15:48:47

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@nprofile…0ye6 They can only do this 88 more times before they have to start dividing the last second up.
Maybe they're just trying to teach everyone about Zeno's paradoxes.
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2025-01-30 15:14:08

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@nprofile…u24k >Qoran
I swear they spell arabic words differently every single week.

2025-01-30 15:08:07

Good morning, just a reminder that EVERY OTHER COMPANY has better people than yours, their people are more talented and motivated and happier with life in general, and you are stuck working with the absolute dregs of society

2025-01-30 13:38:11

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@nprofile…gdjx I believe we call this phenomenon Tay's Law

2025-01-30 06:22:26

Futurama S6:E7
Time travel in mainstream cartoon that doesn't involve killing Hitler challenge: impossible
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2025-01-30 01:21:18

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@nprofile…x7xy I've never seen one in real life. I'm surprised Apple is still selling them.

2025-01-30 01:17:59

Futurama S6:E3 (2010)
Mom Corp makes an "EyePhone," obviously a parody of the iPhone, and then 14 years after the episode aired, Apple made Vision Pro, obviously a parody of the EyePhone.
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2025-01-29 17:28:36

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@nprofile…s2gy I am sure this actually happened and is the full story

2025-01-29 13:54:05

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@nprofile…lwkh That's OUR stolen data that you stole, sir!

2025-01-29 05:28:41

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2025-01-29 04:47:54

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@nprofile…u24k It's too much to hope that it would raise prices for blacks to deter them from being in the store.

2025-01-29 04:15:58

everyone checking out of society and any kind of social interaction
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2025-01-29 03:35:53

Futurama S5:E13 (2003)
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2025-01-29 03:10:26

Futurama S5:E12
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2025-01-29 01:58:52

Futurama S5:E9 13:48
"Semitic Miss Cocoa"
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2025-01-29 00:27:36

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@nprofile…7crd I can add 400 miles of ranges in less than three minutes at a gas station, so EVs are still losing by a lot.
Also, what does that faster charge do to the battery life? And how much do batteries cost to replace?

2025-01-28 21:25:50

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2025-01-28 21:08:28

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@nprofile…kz2s As @nprofile…y6rd said, it doesn't behave like you'd expect a Chinese AI to behave.

2025-01-28 21:01:47

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@nprofile…2yld oh wow they really got him good haha ouch hah elon is a nazi lol woooow

2025-01-28 20:56:25

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2025-01-28 20:52:34

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@nprofile…6g30 what do I have to pay you to stop posting this person

2025-01-28 20:40:03

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@nprofile…yxha He could crowdfund this so easily.
"Sponsor the deportation of a local criminal for just $1000"
They would send you a picture and criminal record of the person, flight date/itinerary, etc.

2025-01-28 20:38:42

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@nprofile…s2gy Everyone is becoming retarded and there are lots of reasons why. I think vaccines are a big part, but maybe not the biggest. Hard to tell.

2025-01-28 20:28:19

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@nprofile…68an "I see you're wearing a cross, representing the crucifixion of Jesus. Who had him crucified, and where are their descendants today?"

2025-01-28 20:25:35

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@nprofile…nhyq You're just scared because you know what your own country would do to a tranny like you if you were deported, which you will be.

2025-01-28 20:23:01

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@nprofile…u5qq
> The American Majority
Apparently not, given the popular election results. And that's even with the well-documented left-leaning cheating of the Dominion Voting Systems machines in use in every key swing state.

2025-01-28 20:10:56

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@nprofile…l22w how about let's just say all women and "women" are out of the military and call it done

2025-01-24 20:18:55

dark fedi has their differences, but when it's time, they band together
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2025-01-24 20:11:47

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@nprofile…423k HELLO READER
PLEASE DON'T HIT THAT X
PLEASE LISTEN I AM BEGGING YOU
WE ARE SOOO POOR HERE AT WIKIPEDIA
WE DON'T DO ADS
PLEASE JUST GIVE ME ONE DOLLAR
JUST ONE DOLLAR BRO PLEASE
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE, I SWEAR BRO PLEASE

2025-01-24 19:56:13

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@nprofile…9q59 You MUST go into the office. We NEED you in the office. Your very PRESENCE deters crime on the subway, we NEED YOU

2025-01-24 01:34:58

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@nprofile…s2gy "We should give this person preferential treatment when choosing who to hire to our company"

2025-01-24 01:11:00

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@nprofile…ra06 Oh this is real? I saw it earlier and thought it had to just be a meme. Life in current year, man.

2025-01-24 01:03:38

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@nprofile…j4tv they did this last week too
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2025-01-24 01:01:45

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@nprofile…l3gn @nprofile…fsss 9/11 would be the big one.

2025-01-22 17:57:54

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@nprofile…z3s4 @nprofile…p50y @nprofile…2p38 So you think your users are too retarded to do that for themselves? You had to make that decision for them?
Over on fedi, if I see a user I don't want to see, I just mute and block if needed. But they still have a chance to reach me at first.
You insult your userbase by making that decision for them without even asking. Not that I entirely disagree, of course, since most of nostr is a never-ending bitcoin circlejerk, but I digress.
Still, as the app developer who has put the work in and gained the audience, you have that right. Just don't expect your users to ever be anything more than they are right now--the lowest common denominator.

2025-01-22 17:51:35

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@nprofile…z3s4 @nprofile…p50y @nprofile…2p38 "You don't understand freedom"
"I block this user in my app by default because I don't like him and I don't want anyone else to ever see him"
the mental gymnastics

2025-01-22 17:43:30

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@nprofile…p50y @nprofile…z3s4 @nprofile…2p38 It's what I said at the very beginning of nostr, and what is proven true every day.
Nobody working on Nostr cares about freedom from the dollar and its evenual successor or reasonably free speech. They care about getting rich off the bitcoin scam and trying to be the bankers they pretend to hate.

2025-01-21 16:45:32

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@nprofile…p50y @nprofile…9n4l People need to learn that currency is DOWNSTREAM of power.
Currency doesn't create power, it's the result of it. Power exists before currency.
If you think you're going to switch to new currency to evade power, power will switch to that new currency and take it over. Doesn't matter how mathematically awesome anyone thinks it is. Power will either subsume it, or it if can't be controlled enough for that power's tastes, it will be shut down.
Anyone who says otherwise would do well to remind themselves that bitcoin, in practice, is merely a line on the stock chart and ask themselves why that is.

2025-01-21 02:21:02

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@nprofile…hd4m @nprofile…slnj sure, let's give America back to the Native Americans
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2025-01-18 04:05:11

"But I don't live in California," said the homeowner, "Why are you raising my rates when my house is just fine?"
"lol, lmao," said the insurance company.

2025-01-15 01:15:09

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@nprofile…x7xy @nprofile…z5q5 > dual warfare qualified
whoa what a badass, I wish I could be dual warfare qualified, I've never even been single warfare qualified but this guy, he's reached the next level

2025-01-10 21:29:36

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@nprofile…skwz @nprofile…j2rh @nprofile…p50y @nprofile…4y79 I don't have time to dig through your posts but I remember you mentioning something about implementing pronouns in Nostr a while back. Am I mistaken?

2025-01-10 21:19:05

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@nprofile…skwz @nprofile…j2rh @nprofile…p50y @nprofile…4y79 so what you're saying is you don't actually give a shit about real privacy and decoupling from large companies, not surprising from the guy who added pronouns to nostr

2025-01-10 20:06:28

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@nprofile…0lh8 @nprofile…jktf oh no poor zuckerberg, he and his ilk didn't WANT to be evil, they were forced to, they had no choice, they are the true victims in all of this, boo hooooooo

2025-01-07 20:51:25

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@nprofile…p50y @nprofile…nmj2 @nprofile…2vf2 Hey man, you just don't understand.
When you unplug your router and plug it back in, you become a new person online. You don't want to use open source software, because there's no warranty. With Apple products, you get a warranty. VPNs are run by really shady people, and you should only entrust your privacy to reputable companies (like Apple). But none of that matters if you use nostr and bitcoin, because they are inherently private.