ozymandingus
ferrell

professional moron.

Public Key

npub1jtv77f7a9sp8jw4f646q5g8jhldgqg9s3t2s6rhjs0ks34wzugjq0ms3jq

NIP-05 Address

ozymandingus@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

ozymandingus@getalby.com

Profile Code

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relay.noswhere.com

relay.nostr.band

Author Public Key

npub1jtv77f7a9sp8jw4f646q5g8jhldgqg9s3t2s6rhjs0ks34wzugjq0ms3jq

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Last Notes

2024-04-05 05:22:22

the happiest clown with the biggest frown

2024-04-04 04:10:29

hey hbo max
stop showing me this stupid thumbnail of the skinny black guy in his underwear.

2024-04-03 04:08:50

serving size: 3! (:
me, having had 57 and moving on to 58: … hmm

2024-04-02 02:10:33

permit me to do what i want and i will

2024-03-24 13:59:40

me trying to get stable 30 fps on dragon’s dogma 2
https://image.nostr.build/1427418e6e0cda9dfed812b63c51342f4d78b33bb4515323d65cb8d9304d0e0e.jpg

2024-03-22 14:53:25

what
https://image.nostr.build/f6bb51abab7bbb6e596d2d358201532304812d2719bbc3421f7b90107e84cd3b.jpg

2024-03-16 13:42:47

https://image.nostr.build/2081331197150b9dcbe27475bb0f94d5385d01905178e2e27ea847ae4f5614f2.jpg

2024-03-15 01:23:56

just beat sekiro. incredible. how exhilarating it is to beat such a difficult game and in such an intense way too. wow i’m so happy rn hahah!

2024-03-11 00:13:49

alright nostr; cast iron or stainless steel?
(there’s a wrong answer btw)

2024-03-10 23:37:23

i like to assert my dominance in the household by cutting my steak w the chef’s knife
https://image.nostr.build/389848d12b580791e758370476cc5a40b3b9d200d7acd2f36da86d6cd72b2d4b.jpg

2024-03-10 23:03:06

instructions unclear; ejaculating.

2024-03-09 18:51:21

daytime whiskey

2024-03-06 20:19:48

feel like ska is poised for a comeback

2024-03-06 04:04:29

englands be like “schewwpid”

2024-03-06 03:57:36

pee pee poo poo

2024-03-06 03:56:58

why do internet searches suck ass now?

2024-03-03 23:54:15

we’re all getting laid tonight, fam

2024-03-02 21:37:13

you follow me, you’re signing up for tons of information about my bodily functions

2024-03-02 00:03:48

shitty dick nipples

2024-03-01 09:42:30

the slightest glimpse of solid joy could save your life.

2024-03-01 08:19:28

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what good is a censorship resistant protocol if i can’t ask questions like this?!

2024-03-01 08:17:51

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so… you don’t know where to get one?

2024-03-01 00:55:07

where can i get a legit copy of the anarchist’s cookbook?

2024-02-29 23:03:29

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shake em up
shake em up
shake em up
shake em

2024-02-29 22:30:41

NEW BOOKS
https://image.nostr.build/10861026be5de2b49fdbaac7c94a485cc07c6dc412cdbccbf2a7595793e6243c.jpg

2024-02-29 01:03:04

cummy underdrawers.

2024-02-28 22:05:53

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isn’t that all accounts?

2024-02-28 20:18:18

wtf is this #note1lxe…axr6

2024-02-26 19:22:27

https://video.nostr.build/6a5040a9e4d815de8ed51780c1a0a19169c980bf793925d0dffe1a7cb95c910c.mp4

2024-02-24 22:10:05

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fun fact, his middle name was “foot”

2024-02-24 04:39:47

I TOUCHED SNOW!

2024-02-23 03:21:12

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ye has never been good cancel me

2024-02-22 23:09:49

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pretty sure you don’t need those anymore…

2024-02-22 02:07:54

every time
https://image.nostr.build/1b915a706f60f708d2d86615b1040a9da475b1cd6aa79fce7410198246f46575.jpg

2024-02-21 20:45:36

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thanks mate!

2024-02-21 16:14:48

https://image.nostr.build/d8678debb8113d255fcd16e91423f3ca09c49e53720b1e1b38fdeeb1a8426a6a.jpg

2024-02-21 11:25:17

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what is a note

2024-02-21 11:13:39

2024-02-21 02:26:40

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it’s the ultimate test of self-governance

2024-02-21 02:17:58

i’m a dangerous man when there’s cheese in the house

2024-02-21 02:05:37

helldivers
please
just let me play 😔

2024-02-20 03:55:16

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just picked this up

2024-02-19 23:28:23

satire but hilarious #note1j0t…6nwn

2024-02-19 18:29:44

test

2024-02-19 17:20:52

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downloaded, haven’t tried it out yet. i don’t have accounts on mastodon or bsky but will probably create bc i must be unleashed upon the poor souls over there

2024-02-19 17:16:57

so with this nootti app, i can spread my stupidity across the open internet? v interesting… 🤔

2024-02-19 16:38:39

rare peepees

2024-02-19 15:15:51

guys i’m not nostr famous and i’m not making my monthly salary with of zaps and it’s your fault

2024-02-18 03:02:11

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rfk is about as far away from libertarian as you can get.

2024-02-17 14:14:43

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i think his point was ad blocker youtube content creators something something.

2024-02-17 13:38:28

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where’s that one guy on here who was equating usage of ad blockers to grand larceny? he’s around here somewhere.

2024-02-17 02:37:16

what happens? #note1nzq…guz5

2024-02-16 15:26:29

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2024-02-16 04:39:35

grilled cheese #note1epz…y87d

2024-02-15 17:49:06

if i ever go to jail, i’ll just get my conviction overturned on the grounds that the judge failed to account for MY truth.

2024-02-15 03:47:03

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i’d like a burger

2024-02-14 18:36:27

totin brass and eatin ass

2024-02-14 15:05:40

staring my morning with 15 cock push ups

2024-02-14 03:17:32

much ado about humping.

2024-02-13 18:58:50

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is he ok?

2024-02-13 14:58:09

what if we grew a new tooth every year

2024-02-13 00:48:55

look what the prime man brought 👀 https://image.nostr.build/20fb138d25a701950e956be4aaa4a37b3be24b7f0fe994820cb17a18f39fef94.jpg

2024-02-12 02:31:45

quality vday gift recs from etsy! https://image.nostr.build/4214d7437b8743d7f80ab8c8541bd41c8311af6deef2f4d351c0e67ffb0e03a6.jpg

2024-02-12 00:59:14

meth gator #note14a8…dqz0

2024-02-11 23:53:32

never knew jesus was a foot guy.

2024-02-11 16:37:15

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zapcid

2024-01-28 23:44:23

entirely too much obnoxious holier-than-thou-i-have-all-the-answers-and-know-the-truthiest-truth-of-all-truths-you-feeble-sheep shit on nostr these days. how do you “curate your feed” in an echo chamber?

2023-12-27 00:05:17

@npub1a6z…vhjk got em! https://image.nostr.build/f756e675caf26d9bb80c90e977df7e40ed2211cac3b08c7d3f8450ae0653b99e.jpg

2023-12-10 04:13:08

i kind of want to do a zap.stream of me just takin notes.

2023-12-01 21:42:47

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havin a poop. maybe 2

2023-12-01 21:37:50

i think i’m gonna buy an s9. but i actually have no idea what i’m doing as far as mining goes. any good resources out there for me to check out? keep in mind, i am retarded.

2023-11-28 21:16:01

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he’s around here somewhere isn’t he? i used to see his terrible history takes all the time.

2023-11-27 18:50:21

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this guy is a fucking idiot if he thinks anonymous internet yelling will drive the price of a house down 😂

2023-11-26 19:27:08

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rookie bullshit i do 2000 headstand pushups every morning

2023-11-13 04:03:03

real shit guys, if you’re not using @npub18tc…2nxx you really should be. being able to get everybody’s gifts this holiday season and stacking sats with each purchase has been huge. there are so many birthdays in my family around this time and almost every single gift i’ve gotten for my friends and family was purchased with gift cards from the bitcoin company.
insane how well it works. also testing it out as a way to orange pill some friends and family and it’s working well so far. everyone likes free rewards, even if they’re not in the space.
i’m not affiliated with them, but they did give me a custom referral code bc they’re fucking cool. you can either follow the link at the bottom of this note or just download the app and sign up using the code FERRELLRULES for a free 1000 sats. trust me, guys. this thing is a game changer.
https://app.thebitcoincompany.com/signup?ref=FERRELLRULES

2023-11-05 01:14:08

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2023-11-03 23:53:11

my boy is 1 😊 https://image.nostr.build/3c6aa81d383018af017521b0a2e4dd225aedd32147655b5d52cedb95802d696d.jpg

2023-11-02 18:34:48

i would mow tf out of this dragon #note1hzf…x8yz

2023-10-29 20:06:45

pretty good combo 👍🏼 @npub19lh…qdzy https://image.nostr.build/af677c858da7ce6b15ea569de18d42bfd5dd8d241d060384d0ebf6bf032e2d1d.jpg

2023-10-29 16:27:48

recs for learning about homesteading/off grid living/silvopasture/farm business? looking for any resources, books, youtube, blogs, whatever.
#asknostr

2023-10-23 16:58:56

arms only boyyyyyyyyyy https://video.nostr.build/0981ce56a3475d9342ef3a4f697b1f111334965bd5b03148aaea2e55bc02326c.mov

2023-10-22 13:38:40

trying this bad boy out this morning @npub1a6z…vhjk https://image.nostr.build/76e501a5402c1364d2155ade4bc8c4284286e1acd2374102f66f23f7dee29f27.jpg

2023-10-22 02:29:13

seconded. #note1wd4…vx3q

2023-10-16 20:47:58

@npub1a6z…vhjk hey! what are these things? https://image.nostr.build/3ee5000b6137544139cd6922c054dfd6065ee586766f83b167626edb1ba50836.jpg

2023-10-12 18:41:44

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i think i read somewhere that it was a dead project

2023-10-10 14:14:40

hey @npub19lh…qdzy having trouble paying w lightning! been trying all weekend and the connection always times out.

2023-10-10 13:44:43

@npub1qnm…n5hz hey what the hell guy? where my pixel art of harry potter? tick tock chump!

2023-10-05 13:36:17

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@npub1rra…k6a3 weren’t you asking about this some days ago? here’s your answer!

2023-10-02 13:55:10

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damus testflight and the workaround script. it’s floating around somewhere.

2023-10-01 13:39:38

today’s selection 😊
@npub1a6z…vhjk #coffeechain #grownostr https://image.nostr.build/aa17505e96e951be224136677ccbdc8e11d7cfadcfeee6198a7cc07011dfab61.jpg

2023-09-29 18:12:22

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why is gwen stefani here

2023-09-25 18:43:03

decent haul today 👀 👀 👀
@npub19lh…qdzy #nerdminers https://image.nostr.build/74adb7ae22bc0e5fa52c06aa2e9631f5c44c13341fb7f2069b4dce49f0cf5d81.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a4aaa8897160ff7e94438c150f1530e8ffc46894b187deba1d727a7651461e68.jpg

2023-09-16 03:34:23

all the med countries do. all the world does. #note1v32…ds6f

2023-09-16 03:29:11

just bought some @npub19lh…qdzy with my newly opened channel on my newly minted lightning node. this is so cool. #note13ku…2hlr

2023-09-16 03:28:53

holy shit @npub1xnf…lpr5 is amazing.

2023-09-07 09:39:41

would love to see a video sometime in the future on this @npub15f5…ux44 #note107l…6feh

2023-08-31 14:07:13

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would love to see the community adopt this line of thinking. i’m v skeptical that will happen however.

2023-08-31 11:37:28

in this house we celebrate the hurricane passing with a cup of coffee 😊
GM NOSTR.
#coffeechain #plebchain https://cdn.nostr.build/i/a1ab40678b869ed821cf6e6ce81589eac2586bfaafef191d2b40be82d0a9006a.jpg

2023-08-21 01:51:16

had a great chat with my girlfriend last night about how fiat cash is basically a ticking time bomb. orange pilling her slowly but surely #nostriches.

2023-08-10 02:48:17

i know media prognosticators and various different talking heads try to convince us all otherwise, but it’s proven to be the case, time and time again:
most people default to being good people.
it’s not even necessary to look at how we all respond to disasters or tragedies.
it’s enough to just look around in our day to day lives.
i see it everywhere; the store, the movies, the airport.
the goodness in people ALWAYS outshines the evil.
i think, somewhere in our subconscious, we all realize how small we really are. how we’re all just specks on a pebble flying thousands and thousands of mph (kph for the euro #nostriches 😜) through and infinitely expanding universe.
and we all share this pebble together.
quite a comforting thought, really.
i guess my point is that the next time you see someone acting like a twat, whether it’s in your daily life or on TV or in the most recent ragebait article your lizard brain made you click on, just realize those people make up such a small, insignificant percentage of our small, insignificant species.
they’re the exception, not the rule.
anyway. GN #nostr.