OhSnap!Dragon

I was a snarky and sarcastic Fox on Twitter. Blue politics, memes, dad jokes, cats, Star Trek. No MAGA, or bots. LGBTQ+ Ally. Medical MJ user. English Professor.

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2024-08-25 22:46:05

#FelineAFilmOrSong 😻
#HashtagGames
"Take On Meow (Take On Meow)"
--Aha

2024-08-16 22:34:34

Did you see all the people of color in Harris' NC audience today? I bet she didn't even have to pay them to be there.
🤨
#Harris
#HarrisWalz
#Harris2024

2024-08-16 22:21:36

Donald Trump is the guy who begs you to stop in at the McDonald's drive-thru on the way, orders a big bag of food, and then says, "Sorry, I forgot my wallet. Cover me?"
# Harris #HarrisWalz
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2024-08-16 00:38:48

Trump has jumped the shark, going from "idiot" to "mindless, blithering idiot".
#VoteBlue
#Election2024
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2024-08-10 02:03:46

#FelineASongShowOrMovie
#HashtagGames
🎵 🎶
Owner of a lonely floof
Owner of a lonely floof
(Much better than an)
Owner of a lonely floof....
--Yes
#Cats
#CatsOfMastodon
#Caturday
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2024-08-07 20:31:09

Y'know what's funny?
Trumpism was a racist reaction to the U.S. twice electing a black president. But the racist MAGA crowd took it so far that it looks like it will lead to the election of the first U. S. black, Asian, female president.
Irony is NOT dead; it's delicious!
😋

2024-08-06 22:51:49

Tim Walz is saying all the factual things about Trump and Vance that the U. S. media have been unwilling and uninterested in reporting.
#TimWalz
#HarrisWalz
#Harris2024

2024-08-03 21:54:21

#MAGAts don't like being called "weird".
I really don't care, do you?
#weird #MAGA
#FuckYourFeelings
#TrumpIsToast
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2024-08-03 01:28:43

#FilmNoirASongPoemOrPlay
#HashTagGames
🎵 🎶
"Too Legit To Quit"
--MC Dashiell Hammett
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2024-08-01 01:41:07

Elon Musk is a #weirdo.
Almost everyone left on X is a weirdo.
At least here in the #Fediverse, we are still free to say so.
#Mastodon
#FirstAmendment
#FreeSpeech
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2024-07-31 02:21:55

🎵 🎶
Well I'm a creep
I'm a #weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here....
#GOPWeirdos
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2024-07-30 17:31:36

OMG, when you're watching a thriller, cop drama, or crime movie, and the protagonist gets out of a car at night and leaves the door open and the headlights on to go suss out the fuckery, it stresses me out like you wouldn't beleef. I mean, like, why not turn off your headlights, and shut the door?
Who does this?
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
😟
#PetPeeves

2024-07-29 08:08:16

#MathASongFilmOrTVShow
#HashtagGames
🎵 🎶
The things you say
Your length of sides just give you away
The things you say
You're equilateral (Oh!) 😮
(🎸 guitar riff)

2024-07-29 07:51:38

#MathASongFilmOrTVShow
#HashtagGames
🎵 🎶
Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black math-he-hes
--Ozzy 🤘 🔥

2024-07-29 07:35:31

#MathASongFilmOrTVShow
#HashtagGames
🎵 🎶
Rikki don't fudge those numbers....
--Steely Dan

2024-07-26 01:18:44

Actually, it was more of a "Love Seat" than a couch.
😐
I'll let myself out....
#DadJoke #DadJokes
#JDVance
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2024-07-24 03:44:35

There are at least two generations that have no idea what these are, or how funky they looked after you used them.
#70s #1970s
#GenX #Boomers
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2024-07-23 02:03:32

#MakeASongAdorable
#HashtagGames
🎵 🎶
Quokka, quokka, quokka, quokka, quokka chameleon
It comes and goes
It comes and goes.....
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2024-07-21 22:10:35

For those who need a non-political Toot to break up the horribly stressful monotony today, here is a cute giraffe doing a "blep". He just wants to be friends with you.
Will you Boost and be friends with this cute animal?
#Nature #naturephotography
#animals
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2024-07-21 18:05:49

Harris polls a few points higher against Trump than Biden, and while I don't put much faith in polls, and would have supported the incumbent no matter what, please let's not turn this into a "Me, me, me, me!" contest, Democrats!
For F's sake, that is NOT what we need right now.
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2024-07-18 00:10:42

These dumbass #MAGAts plastering white "bandages" to their ears is the biggest #SelfOwn since a college freshman passing out drunk and being turned into a Weekend at Bernie's string puppet while being slapped in the face with slices of American cheese.
#MAGA

2024-07-17 23:13:33

Cats are different.
😼 😽
#Cats
#CatsOfMastodon
#Floofs
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2024-07-16 20:49:25

"I tell ya, I don't get no respect. I went to McDonald's, and they told me I didn't deserve a break.
No respect.
I was such an ugly child, my mother used to tie a T-bone steak around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."
--Rodney Dangerfield
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2024-07-16 20:18:14

"Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational robotic cat litter box!"
[quiet mechanical whirring ensues]
#Cats #CatsOfMastodon
#CatsofFediverse
#StarWars
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2024-07-15 22:50:14

It's childish, I know, but I just printed out pictures of Trump and J.D Vance, and put them at the bottom of my toilet.
I feel so powerless at this stage, it's the only thing I can do to feel better.
And yes, the environment, so it's biodegradable hemp paper.
BOMBS AWAY!
💩
#VoteBlue #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy
#BaldyMcCrimeBoss

2024-07-15 00:12:53

My wife, an Asian national, has announced she feels afraid to go the supermarket, the yoga studio, the mall, and anyplace in public, because of the obvious MAGA retaliation for the #TrumpShooting.
I cannot say I blame her, and will accompany her with my Walther PPK, with extra clips.
#FuckTrump
#FuckTheGOP
#VoteBlue

2024-07-14 12:51:52

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@npub1c5c…644a
Awesome. Back in the late 80s I snowshoed into that area in early spring via Annette Lake trail and climbed Silver Peak with my girlfriend's border collie. Great views.

2024-07-11 03:15:03

Onyx lounging, saying paint me like one of your French cats.
#Cats
#CatsOfMastodon
#floofs
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2024-07-06 22:25:28

I do not know how migrant workers and others work long shifts outdoors in this heat. I'm in my mid fifties, and today, I got nauseous with dry heaves just by loading two 40 pound bags of water softener salt pellets into my car's boot today at the supermarket.
Thank Sweet Jebus for AC.
California, obviously, but here in Florida, especially, where the governor passed a bill refusing workers water breaks and rest periods.
With the GOP, the cruelty is the point.
#ClimateChange
#HeatWave

2024-07-05 23:40:06

CAPTCHA
Please select all images containing floofs.
#Cats
#CatsOfMastodon
#floofs
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2024-07-02 22:43:39

Who wants a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie?
🙋
#Cookies #baking
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2024-06-25 06:34:39

So, now your dental floss that your dentist gives you for free, will KILL YOU.
Is nothing sacred?
Most dental floss contains cancer-causing PFAS chemicals.
Now we have to research and pay up for non-PFAS dental floss.
Fucking hell.
https://www.consumerreports.org/toxic-chemicals-substances/dental-floss-without-pfas-and-other-harmful-chemicals-a9722832754/

2024-06-18 02:09:56

#ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmmm
#HashtagGames
I wonder what kind of movies Tom Cruise will make when he's in his mid-seventies....?
🤔

2024-06-13 22:04:46

Donald "The Rapist" Trump today used twice the phrase "One thousand percent" in support of his corrupt GOP flunkies.
Not only is Trump no mathematician, he also does not understand the definition of the word "hyperbole".
He's just a mean, stupid asshole.
🤡
#TrumpIsAnIdiot

2024-06-10 00:47:04

Me mum always kept hanging baskets of fuchias under the porch, above the basement door and stairwell. I always loved them.
They're like little fireworks exploding.
#bloomscrolling
#Flowers
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2024-06-07 22:30:40

Alex Jones to liquidate assets in $1.5 billion dollar settlement to Sandy Hook families.
--BBC America
Wah, wah, wah, you farking evil, disgusting windbag!
#Karma #JustDesserts
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2024-05-30 03:43:37

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@npub1ryk…dfrp
Reminds me of my old condo in Bellevue, WA. Always had great blue hydrangeas. Thanks.

2024-05-29 22:11:32

Oh, so that's where they get this.
😼
#Cats
#CatsOfMastodon
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2024-05-18 22:57:03

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@npub1a4g…yuyx
CHEESE AND CRACKERS!
#Bluey
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2024-05-15 03:54:35

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@npub1fgl…4jl4
No worries, pretty low hanging fruit on this one.
What else do we got on this hashtag?

2024-05-15 02:03:39

#ClassicCountryMusicTaughtMe
#HashTagGames
🎵 🎶
You got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done....
♠️ ♦️ ♥️ ♣️
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2024-05-09 21:24:49

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@npub1qw5…037m
I've read that the "Captain" was a real douche nozzle, but I always liked that his real name is Daryl Dragon.

2024-05-03 00:01:46

Except for John Lennon, JFK, Heath Ledger, Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, Ritchie Valens, Eddie Van Halen, or Steve Irwin, please Reply to name someone famous who died way, way too early.
Please Boost ♻️ so we can see many more amazing answers.
#TooSoon

2024-04-28 22:37:38

Depoe Bay, Oregon, known as "The World's Smallest Harbor".
Great small tourist town, with amazing beaches and campgrounds nearby.
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2024-04-27 22:35:22

"Kristi Noem?
At last, we meet.
GRRRRRR!"
#DogsOfMastodon
#dogs
#KristiNoem
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2024-04-26 20:23:56

Anyone remember the Dr. Demento radio show from the 70s? He played novelty comedy songs and stand-up comedy records. I remember being sent to bed at 8:00 or 9:00 pm and listening to my handheld transistor AM/FM radio under the covers, hoping not to get caught.
#GenX #Boomers
#70s
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2024-04-17 02:22:40

#MissedOpportunities
#MissedConnections
#CraigsList
#Singles
Yeah.
You know you saw me.
On the 73 from downtown to Northgate.
Yaaaassss.
Hit me up on the TNDR!
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2024-04-13 03:34:38

#JohnMastodon
#JohnMastodonSez
If you have thousands of Followers on the Fediverse, and you flatly refuse to add ALT text to images and videos, and neglect to capitalize words in your hashtags, then you are a fukking asshole.
Seriously, have some respect.
It's not rocket science; it's compassion for others.
John Mastodon has spoken.
🤨
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2024-04-08 00:11:47

Kids today simply do not understand the struggle.
#Atari #Pong
#VideoGames
#GenX
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2024-04-03 23:28:10

Can you name a cover version of a song that is better than the original track?
As much as I love Roy Orbison and rockabilly music, Linda Ronstadt's cover of "Blue Bayou" is clearly superior sonically and in emotional affect.
What are your choices for great covers?
Please mention both the original and cover artists in Replies.
🤔
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2024-03-24 12:46:03

Who needs a baby goat wearing a woolen sweater, smiling to beat the dickens?
Cause I got yer back.
#Cute
#CutenessOverload
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2024-03-22 22:52:27

TV: 🎵 🎶 I have Type Two diabetes but I manage it well....
Me: I'm Muting you now and you can go straight to Hell!
📺 🔇

2024-03-21 21:40:00

When Republicans go low, Democrats ignore it, wave candles, and hold hands singing "Kumbaya".
It's time to take the fucking kid gloves off, people.
We need to come together as one and end the fascist GOP forever, and then actually honor our commitments to POC and LGBTQ+ citizens.
We got a second chance in 2020. There won't be another, FFS!
#NoMoreRepublicansEverAgain
#SaveDemocracy

2024-03-19 22:40:12

Peter Navarro is in custody, and is probably wearing a jumpsuit and paper shoes by now.
Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.
🥂

2024-03-13 23:22:51

#ThePrincessBride
#Mastodon
🐘
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2024-03-12 23:08:01

All this handwringing about teacher shortages is just so much hot air. You want more teachers?
▪️ Pay a decent living salary
▪️ Increase benefits
▪️ Cover / reimburse cost of teaching materials
▪️ Protect / increase school meal programs so teachers don't have to spend their own income on feeding their students
▪️ Institute programs to ameliorate job burnout
This isn't fucking rocket science, people.
#teachers #education

2024-03-11 22:55:00

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@npub1wje…kd27
Oishii sou.

2024-03-11 13:16:03

Best Writing in a Sit-Com By Decade:
50s: I Love Lucy
60s: Bewitched
70s: M*A*S*H
80s: Married with Children
90s: Seinfeld
2000s: Scrubs
2010s: Fresh Off the Boat
This is just my list. What are your faves? Reply 📢 & Boost. ♻️

2024-03-07 23:25:54

So, our Dem neighbors (the only others on our street) told us that they caught some rando 90 year-old fart up on our lawn taking pictures of our campaign signs at 5:00 am. The husband confronted the geezer, who mumbled something about wanting to research the candidates. Husband raised his voice, at which time the wife came out and told the bum to get lost.
They know who he is and where he lives, and he packs a pistol.
We are being targeted, folks.
Don't drop your guard.
They want #CivilWar.
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2024-03-07 05:14:13

#FruitOrVegUpASong
#HashtagGames
🎵 🎶
She picks chard for the money....
--Donna Summer

2024-03-06 03:08:32

#mashupsnacksandsongsorpoems
#hashtaggames
🎵 🎶
Yeah, I'm free
Fritos fallin'
Yeah, I'm free-ee-eeee-ee-ee
Fritos fallin'....
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2024-02-20 05:22:08

#FictionalCharacterTakesCreditFor
#HashTagGames
"I am the captain, now."
🖖
#StarTrek
#StarTrekTOS
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2024-02-14 19:29:13

Let's hope that Tom Suozzi's win to replace that douche nozzle George Santos is an early indicator of the Blue Wave that is coming to the House and Senate in November.
🤞 #FingersCrossed
#BlueWave

2024-02-13 01:37:27

Just FYI, the fentanyl in the bottom right corner of this image is enough to kill you.
A potentially lethal dose, often mixed into cocaine or meth so drug dealers can save money on their product.
#fentanyl
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2024-02-12 07:20:02

ARE YOU HIGH?
Check in with your weed homies.
#BurningFlowers 🍁 🔥
#WeedLovers #MedicalCannabis
#Cannabis
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2024-02-12 01:59:12

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DRINK AGAIN!
🥃

2024-02-12 01:09:08

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DRINK!
🍺

2024-02-11 23:39:33

OK, folks, if you are watching the game, the deal is we all drink every time they show or mention Tay-Tay, right?
I'm already one ahead of y'all.
🏈
#SuperBowl #NFL
#PropBets #SideBets
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2024-02-10 11:02:35

🎵 🎶
The sailors say, "Brandy, you're a fine girl"
What a good wife you would be
Yeah, your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea
(Doo doo doo, doo doo doo)
#70sMusic
#RockAndRoll
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2024-02-09 21:11:06

Random Rob Halford pic.
Guy gets around.
🤘
#JudasPriest
#metal
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2024-02-08 23:57:18

Me mum, who was a Brit (later American citizen), used to grow fuchsias in hanging baskets under our porch. I can't see fuchsias without thinking of dear mum.
So beautiful.
#RIP
#flowers
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2024-02-08 22:09:51

Been wondering why less than 10% of my students know who rock stars like David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Nile Rodgers are/were.
I'm mid-50s, but I still knew Benny Goodman, Louis Jordan, Nat King Cole, Bing Crosby, Sinatra, and Artie Shaw.
My theory:
My parents played music in the house. A LOT of music.
I think nowadays, everyone's music is on their personal devices, with those damned ear-buds (a poor excuse for decent headphones).
So, music isn't shared or passed down.
Thoughts?
🎧 🎵 🎶
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2024-02-07 00:11:40

#RuinASongTitleOrLyric
#HashtagGames
🎵 🎶
"Smells Like Feet"
--Nirvana

2024-02-06 23:40:34

"NO IMMUNITY FOR YOU!"
#TrumpForPrison
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2024-02-06 22:26:31

Popeye the Sailor invented edibles.
That ain't spinach, people.
#WeedLovers
#Cannabis
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2024-02-03 00:56:41

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@npub1xpc…3t05
He eventually left the show because of the vitriol and hatred of the character.
Ferret Face!
#70sTV
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2024-01-23 20:16:31

I pine for the days when the worst thing a U. S. president could do in the eyes of Americans was to balance the budget after 12 years of Republican misrule and get a hummer under the Resolute desk from an intern and then deny it.
🤨

2024-01-23 11:27:50

I'm telling my nieces and nephews that this is George Clooney in the 2000 thriller "The Perfect Storm".
#movies #film
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2024-01-20 20:46:22

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@npub1ccn…czwu
His MAGA grammar is atrocious.
Everyone knows it should read: "My incestors a'done built this cuntry!"

2024-01-19 23:50:32

Ron DeSantis has the whiniest voice in U. S. politics.
(Jim Jordan is second.)
Whenever I hear their voices, I go into super-cringe mode.
It's a physical sensation of repugnance and revulsion.
Agree?
#RonDeathSantis
#GymJordan
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2024-01-18 23:13:59

#RuinAMovieTitleOrQuote
#HashtagGames
📽️ 🎞️ 🍿
Nothing Nowhere At Randomly Disjointed Times

2024-01-16 01:04:19

They say "Quitters never win."
But in my experience, quitters also don't have to keep enduring being shat upon and humiliated by their bosses for slave wages.
That's a win in my book!

2024-01-15 01:03:19

GO LIONS!
ROWR!
🦁
#NFL #Lions
🏈

2024-01-14 21:20:33

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
#HashtagGames
A cocky, arrogant Navy pilot with a chip on his shoulder pants after a hot cougar, rides a crotch rocket around the San Diego area, and sings karaoke with all his drunk Navy buddies.
📽️ 🎞️ 🍿

2024-01-13 22:37:56

Y'know, in retrospect, it should have been a warning when Elon Muskrat 🐀 launched his Tesla Roadster into space on an elliptical heliocentric orbit crossing the orbit of Mars.
I mean, who the F does that?
#FuckElonMusk
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2024-01-13 06:15:03

Couldn't sleep.
Switching to Indica and watching Hawaii 5 O (the reboot).
Peace Out.
✌️ ☮️
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2024-01-12 21:41:21

TOP TEN Things That Show You Are Finally An Adult
10. Buy furniture not from IKEA or Target
9. Acne becomes liver spots
8. Look forward to bedtime
7. Instead of sneaking out of house to go to party, sneak out of party to go to house
6. Start liking the Bee Gees
5. Socks w/ sandals--NO SHAME!
4. Replacing the kitchen sink sponge w/ new one makes you ecstatic.
3. Understanding why mom was angry all the time
2. Lucky Charms for dinner
1. Goal of the Day: bowel movement!
#TopTenList
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2024-01-06 03:24:59

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@npub1cl2…0jfg
Scientific studies have overwhelmingly shown that human beings absorb, understand, and retain information much better when reading from hard-copy texts (books) than from a screen, the latter of which can cause fatigue, eye strain, and migraine headaches.
My students don't believe this, and then they fail my classes.
🤷‍♂️

2023-12-28 10:23:32

I'm telling my nieces and nephews that this is Mötley Crüe.
🤘
#DadJoke #DadJokes
#metal
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2023-12-27 12:43:26

Animals listen to Slayer for the first time.
😈 🤘 🔥
#metal
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2023-12-24 20:09:23

#DadJoke #DadJokes #groaners
I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
🤪

2023-12-24 00:01:02

QUICK!
What are your top three cookie types, in order?
Me:
1. Empire Biscuits (aka German Biscuits)
2. Snickerdoodles
3. Large, soft, chewy chocolate chip
🍪
#cookies #baking
Please Boost! ♻️
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2023-12-22 22:31:08

Remember in 2019 when Trump said that if he lost the election, we would never see him again?
Yeah, just another of the tens of thousands of lies he's told in public since 2015.
#TrumpIsALiar
#LockHimUpAlready
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2023-12-22 20:11:35

🎅 🎄
🎵 🎶
Grandma got run over by a Tesla
After it caught fire and went astray
You might think there's something wrong with Elon
'Cuz now our civil lawsuit's underway....
#HappyHolidays
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2023-12-22 04:16:21

I ❤️ Dick Van Dyke.
Happy 98. 🎈
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2023-12-21 20:43:17

#DadJoke
#DadJokes
Steak puns are a rare medium well done.
(Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.)
🍸 🐲 🚬
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2023-12-19 23:17:03

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@npub1m9m…78lk
Just because Trump's paranoid, doesn't mean we're not after him....
#Paranoia
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2023-12-18 21:46:20

#TVShowOrMoviePitches
#HashtagGames
"Rizzoli and Niles"
A hard-boiled, badass Boston detective prone to cursing and a snobby, sherry-drinking eminent psychologist join forces to bring the worst criminals to justice while fighting nobly against the obvious sexual tension between them.
📺
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2023-12-17 23:33:13

I'm telling my nieces and nephews that this is Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones.
💋
#RollingStones
#Labyrinth
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2023-12-15 02:44:46

BREAKING:
Lead Singer Of Wonderbread Found Dead
Rock and roll musician Rye "Whitey" Sourdough was found deceased in his L. A. hotel room. Pathologists identified a rare bread mold as the cause of death.
Millions mourn.
#RockAndRoll
#NotNecessarilyTheNews
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