Lena ⏥ / is on Nostr

Name's Lena. I like: other women, programming, specs, and privacy. I don't like: myself, slurs, fash, and bigots. A friend of Blåhaj.

Feel free to send a follow request, subject to vibe checks. Flirting with me is okay, if done by non-men of age. Please correct me if I make a mistake. I'm not going to debate you, though. Do let me know if I forget image descriptions, content warnings, or tone indicators, where applicable.

Profile picture: A small, white office chair with a pink seat pillow and a picture of a kitten printed on the backrest. It is standing on a tiled floor next to a supermarket shelf with house cleaning products.

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Last Notes

2024-12-03 17:01:42

I love fromage, but the ‘ma’ is silent.

2024-11-24 17:41:24

Exquisite craftswomanship.

2024-11-18 11:30:31

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@nprofile…s56v @nprofile…twud
«Why did the Dutch publishing outfit need a receptionist? Because a company has to have three levels of command in order to be considered a “real” company. At the very least, there must be a boss, and editors, and those editors have to have some sort of underlings or assistants—at the very minimum, the one receptionist who is a kind of collective underling to all of them. Otherwise you wouldn’t be a corporation but just some kind of hippie collective. Once the unnecessary flunky is hired, whether or not that flunky ends up being given anything to do is an entirely secondary consideration—[…]»
This is the type of receptionist he's talking about. source: David Graeber, “Bullshit Jobs: A Theory”, Ch. 2

2024-11-07 12:43:37

— I have a girlfriend, actually.
— Oh. So, which one of you is the man in that relationship?
— It's a bit rude of you to ask that. It's a rather personal thing, no? What makes you think I'm comfortable sharing it with you? And even if I was, it still comes with the assumption, that gay people must have the exact same relationship dynamic as is customary with straights. Like we must be just playing a “regular” relationship. And most of the time it also comes with the assumption, that the “dominant masculine with submissive feminine” is the only relationship dynamic that exists. Which is pretty close-minded and can be harmful to relationships of any gender composition. I'm not saying you must think that, but if you do, you're probably missing out. So, in conclusion: It's me. I am the man in that relationship.

2024-09-09 08:24:03

cop — copper — the coppest

2024-08-22 06:30:22

Girls who stretch when they moan.

2024-08-11 06:16:16

Firecracker? How are they gonna find a job then?

2024-05-18 09:56:36

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@npub166y…6dc6 Bringing them a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as they get a double kill bot lane?

2024-05-07 21:33:44

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@npub122s…der5 SCTP :neocat_bottom:

2024-04-17 20:38:41

What you're referring to as Hurd, is in fact, GNU\Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU minus Linux.