scoopa
scoopa troopa

https://wtfcrypto.substack.com/

Creator of vapor and CO2.

Public Key

npub1hamx3y0sl3snekhd59dgnwaalqr8jzguzezd8p03hjs40a0sl52szltdl2

NIP-05 Address

cs@bitcoinnostr.com

NIP-57 Address

scoopa@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqst7angj8c0ccfumtk6zk5fhw7lspnepywpv3xnshcmeg2h7hc069gdgxnty

Author Public Key

npub1hamx3y0sl3snekhd59dgnwaalqr8jzguzezd8p03hjs40a0sl52szltdl2

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Last Notes

2024-07-01 17:58:38

What is up dudes?!

2024-03-30 12:33:48

This is a weird one.
GM but GN, sort of. Been awake all night, so going back to sleep. GM, GM I suppose. 🤯🤯🤯

2024-03-29 10:19:42

https://stacker.news/items/484775/r/scoopa
Yet another thing that #Bitcoin fixes

2024-03-29 00:31:35

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Rekt. This is gonna come out of Calvin Schmalvin's wallet. Faketoshi is broke.

2024-03-28 23:54:52

Not your keys, not your coins... #bitkey https://image.nostr.build/6416485f29c5722dce653b7f8465ee9a6c1ca703a1b9f3bbaf457732aaefb231.jpg

2024-03-28 15:56:30

GM!! Got some stickering to do this weekend.
Sup @npub18kp…69c4 https://image.nostr.build/6c34138189095652b85d8032abc1565ee4bca44114aab2e083b654275beef9df.jpg

2024-03-26 11:27:18

Sup dudes. GM 🙌

2024-03-25 12:01:27

Zaps have returned! #note1css…5xpe

2024-03-24 17:19:46

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While the value of money decreases, exchange and interest rates increase. You get triple fucked.

2024-03-24 13:12:30

GM. What's the plan today?
Me: Kids hockey tournament then lunch. Robosats value hunting session in the afternoon.
You?

2024-03-24 13:11:06

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Sad story in all vectors.

2024-03-24 13:09:54

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Blue check marks are target #1.
#nostrdesign full screen video would be cool

2024-03-24 12:42:51

https://stacker.news/items/478133/r/scoopa
Global financial crisis 2007-2009 onwards, it's a pretty bleak picture for global government debt.
You know eBay happens when debt rises.....
#BTC doesn't have inflation

2024-03-24 06:17:45

Insomnia is no fun 😵‍💫

2024-03-23 20:59:23

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Just saw this hot post https://stacker.news/items/477494

2024-03-23 20:57:57

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+ a lot are copy/pastad versions of other recipes.
+ the presentations and filming are usually doghshit.

2024-03-23 20:53:01

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They are both rock solid. A combo of both, though, is multitargeted!
"Bitcoin is better money, with NO inflation"
If the goal is to appeal to the unconverted, then option 2 would have a more informative and widespread appeal.

2024-03-23 20:46:41

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TY dude!

2024-03-23 20:45:48

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Just get a BK executive on the phone and tell them you want it.
https://void.cat/d/EeWNVTU8L3m3TkKp2prWyD.webp

2024-03-23 20:41:34

Don’t mine
Don’t buy shitcoins
Don't gamble
Buy BTC with paycheck, robots or exchange.
Store on self-custody wallet
Am I doing this right?

2024-03-23 19:02:01

When will someone make a Kickstarter alternative on the blockchain (or does one already exist?)
Kickstarter are predatory mother fuckers who facilitate the loss of pledges by allowing shitty creators to do sketchy things.

2024-03-23 18:56:19

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I refuse to pay state tax on weed, fuck them.

2024-03-23 18:55:48

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Plus tax revenue

2024-03-23 16:24:23

Imagine waking up at 1223 and you don't get to say GM.
In all fairness I've been awake since 0400.

2024-03-23 10:49:06

Mute user > mute lists. I hope the list has no limit.
I don't intend on curating a list, seems zero sum and negative in outlook.

2024-03-23 10:36:10

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The recommended "add relay" block really helped clean up old legacy shitty relays. So maybe a non issue in future.

2024-03-23 10:27:41

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Yeah. He mad 😂

2024-03-23 10:26:55

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Your AI is wack. TrAIN uR b0t BetTEr pLeaZE. 😂

2024-03-23 10:23:09

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U mad?

2024-03-23 10:21:30

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Update:
🛏️ Made it back to bed.
😱 The floors are creaky.
😯 There is no avoiding the noise. There is no path available that is silent.
🎉 I didn't stumble into things.
😴 I did wake up my wife. She fell back asleep immediately.

2024-03-23 10:18:14

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It's was an epic rant tho 6/10 👍🏻

2024-03-23 10:16:34

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WAT

2024-03-23 10:14:59

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I don't think waking my wife to is realistically gonna make her happy.
Here goes. Attempted silent reentry. 🤫

2024-03-23 10:13:10

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I'm 6"3 on a 6 year old's bed. I'm not willing to kill my body for this cause 😂
Kid is asleep. The trick now is hauling 250 llbs off said bed and across the wooden floor of a 100 year old house, and getting back into my memory foam bed with out clumsily hitting something (no chance) and waking people up.
Wish me luck (cue Mission Impossible music)

2024-03-23 10:05:38

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Seriously I think I might. I might even be a bit noisy on re-entry just so she knows I did this. Idk. 🤔

2024-03-23 10:04:20

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Ahhhhhh. Ty. Gosh darnit. 🙌🙌

2024-03-23 10:02:22

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I would say one thing that bothered me recently is that there is no fail message when something didn't post (ok my relays were shit).
I wouldn't say this was a #nostrdesign issue more of a UX issue.
I don't even know gods I came to have shit relays. The recommended "add relays" item is a win.

2024-03-23 09:56:31

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Did you see Calvin's pathetic tweet on the 15th?

2024-03-23 09:55:43

When the horn of Gondor is blown in the form of "Mommmmmy!" at 0550 and it's me, the dad who rushes in and allows mom to sleep. That's a win.
GM 🤙
Now for my question from the princess cave, what's the difference in posting from Primal app versus posting from Damus?
#asknostr #gm #pleb #plebchain https://image.nostr.build/25b1e6cb603a53249c4058ebdf29d18a62207fe5bdeed9945e84864d59235f18.jpg

2024-03-23 09:43:34

If this posts, then it was a relay issues (from Damus)
PS. I just realized today that #Nostr + #Damus = Nostradamus.
I promise I'm not stupid but I can totally see why you'd think that.

2024-03-23 09:40:42

Over $61 in fees to get my #bitkey. 😖
https://m.primal.net/HneM.png

2024-03-23 09:39:15

Weird ok. I need to figure this out. I post from Damus and it doesn't work.
I post from primal and it does work.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#help

2024-03-23 09:37:49

Y u no post?

2024-03-23 09:35:39

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Wish I could sleep. GN!

2024-03-23 03:45:33

Roadhouse. Terrible movie. What was with Connor's walk?

2024-03-22 14:38:57

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Lest we also forget https://crimesofbritain.com/
All of the European colonizing nations were pretty damn brutal in their heyday.

2024-03-22 14:30:49

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Not if I zap you first (done), I take over on the madness...

2024-03-22 14:29:01

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haha GM! :D

2024-03-22 14:27:46

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Get #zaps - they will not take our zaps.

2024-03-22 14:26:58

Good morning, #plebchain. It is snowing, and it should be spring.
Even though I work in my basement which is more than 6 feet under, I am glad to be alive and here. Happy Friday!

2024-03-20 15:05:42

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I gave your site to my boomer father in law and bought some stickers on sticker mule :)

2024-03-20 14:47:56

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we tryin
https://void.cat/d/FdaCvwgMCUBQRpHpZPjNHA.webp

2024-03-20 14:46:12

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2024-03-20 13:57:05

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hola!

2024-03-20 13:53:08

Ok. Let's try this again, now with the recommended relays.
Blue skies, it snowed, it's cold but it's spring!!! Cardinals are back and I've seen Blue Jays. The Racoons have awakened!
Time to unwrap the furniture or too early? #plebchain https://image.nostr.build/44686f3f242d81970c2878367fe885b9006ccf65dac5050afa4530b668339f2b.jpg

2024-03-20 13:50:51

Y u no post?

2024-03-19 16:34:24

@npub1563…c9n6 the CA story about BTC being > 15 yrs = 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

2024-03-19 12:04:22

Good morning.
Knee pain 4/10
Wrist pain 6/10
#arthritis

2024-03-19 12:03:21

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From 5 months ago. Still true 5 months later.

2024-03-19 08:46:19

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I sent you a mighty 7 SATS. Don't send it back though. I just wanted to make sure my wallet was set up properly 😂😂😂

2024-03-19 08:28:54

https://financialpost.com/news/economy/immigrants-to-canada-lower-expectations-survive-rising-prices-survey-says
Unpopular opinion.
🇨🇦 is expensive and overpriced. The healthcare sucks, good luck getting a doctor and enjoy waiting months for treatment.
Immigrants contribute to the economy by paying taxes on goods and income. Thus machine to generate more revenue is failing miserably.
The dollar you earn here is devalued and worth significantly less than in the USA and in Europe so any grand hopes of enjoying vacation (if you can afford it) kinda traps you to staying in Canada.
CUSMA is a farce.
Government supports monopolies on telecoms, groceries and media.
No wonder people are leaving. My family are leaving when our parents die.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2024-03-18 14:46:12

ok no longer feeling sick. good.

2024-03-18 14:16:54

feel sick

2024-01-15 11:05:09

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Hard not to be a doomer*

2024-01-15 11:04:15

https://nationalpost.com/opinion/conrad-black-hard-currency-standard-the-best-way-to-fix-canadas-teetering-economy
D8
Hard not to be a done aboot #canada eh

2023-10-09 20:48:26

Maybe I should move back to Costa Rica.

2023-10-09 20:47:59

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Would like to know more. Supporting either side is a colossal loss.

2023-10-09 20:47:15

Just had a conversation with my wife in the car about how Canada is fucked. From the corrupt government, media control, boomers destroying it, economy being fucked. She then tells me she's heard enough bad news (Ukraine, Israel). I accused her of burying her head in the sand. You just can't win. If you know, you're fucked, if you don't know you're fucked.

2023-10-09 20:43:08

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Canada has nothing else in reserve to back its economy. Guess this is the best it has.

2023-03-29 15:01:55

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Everyone's a cunt. He's a massive cunt.

2023-03-29 15:01:34

The reality of being bought by a multi-billion corporation is really hitting home. Sure we all got our share purchases n all and we're rich af, but holy fuck, big corps are slow ass mother fuckers. They bought a small lean team, imposed a budget, expect us to work to budget while accommodating all their non-lean processes.
Finance is the worst. Everything done by check (in2023lol). Every invoices faxed with accompanying ledger.
Talk about a business that's crying out for complete and utter financial infrastructure rebuild.

2023-03-29 14:58:31

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He has his own classification called "cunt".

2023-03-29 14:57:20

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IDK what's worse than boomers copying China, is it that or the boomers who are stuck in practices from the 1970s when they went to CPA school. Either way. It's fucked.

2023-03-29 14:55:41

The fat of the land album is 23 years old. Holy fuck.

2023-03-25 02:22:33

Montreal. So tired.

2023-03-15 01:06:16

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She didn't say it would happen 5 years later.

2023-03-15 01:01:01

I'm right by the nasdaq offices and squawk box at Times Square. This is a very touristy place. Idk why work always makes us stay here.

2023-03-15 00:21:34

Trump signed a law to dereg banks in 2018 to increase the threshold for triggering a federal oversight from $50Bn to $250Bn. This meant no annual stress testing from the fed reserve.
Whatever. Print moar moniez. Kek.

2023-03-14 21:15:47

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Print moar money for us please.

2023-03-14 21:14:43

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Western Union. Sure. Drive there and have them tell you they don't pay out at that location. Try three or four more and they might have cash. Pointless and garbage service. Why would anyone not want instant transfer without friction.

2023-03-14 21:12:47

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If Optimus prime.....

2023-03-14 18:30:33

If we evolved from primates then why did primates not evolve?

2023-03-14 16:42:08

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Wot u talking about La. We can just print some moar moniez.

2023-03-14 16:41:09

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Anything is better than the rain yesterday!!

2023-03-14 16:40:23

Snowing in the 5boros. Better than the shit rain yesterday. The only place I can pay in BTC is at convenience stores. Mom n pop know what's up.

2023-03-06 19:51:29

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