Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑

Husband, Geek, GenX, Gamer...
Old enough that things aren't "Retro", they're "from my youth ".
You have to pass from retro to vintage to get past that. 😉
Lover if most things vintage from cars to machinery and technology. And music.

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2024-11-15 11:13:35

If you use AI generated crap to illustrate something: STOP.
If you care about the environment AT ALL, stop using AI.
If you care about artists of any kind, stop using AI.

2024-09-15 08:06:01

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/09/heres-why-you-shouldnt-freak-out-about-lead-in-your-cinnamon/
Look what happens when you let the roaches under the floorboards write articles. (Or AI).
#Health #Food #Lead #ArsTechnica #JournalistsWhoDefinitelyKnowThings

2024-09-04 20:16:05

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@npub1j0e…nhrj Is Obstacles enemy or ally with Tentacles and Intangibles?

2024-09-04 17:00:07

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 It's almost like almost all media is owned by conservatives literally paying their employees to lie about Trump...

2024-08-25 11:24:10

The second biggest problem with "AI" is that even tho it's not sentient and will never ever ever ever be sentient no matter how many "if {" it adds to itself, people, and especially corporations, acts like they genuinely think it is.
#AI #Tech #Techbros #LLM #Capitalism #LOL

2024-08-18 15:04:53

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@npub199m…pfkp "But corporate owned things are more efficient!" - Efficient in what manner, and for whom?

2024-08-07 09:18:05

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@npub18lj…80hq
Leftist extremist Superman:
https://cdn.masto.host/topspicysocial/media_attachments/files/112/919/980/827/775/278/original/c08dc6e73ced666f.jpg

2024-08-06 18:06:56

Yeah yeah everyone' surely head this already...
#Music #Bardcore #History #Histodons #HildegardVanBlingin #WeDidntStartTheFire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drDs-Y5DNH8

2024-08-01 09:33:52

What's the point of pot lids with those small steam holes in them when the holes are so small it is still easier for the steam pressure to lift the lid anyway?
#cooking #design #designFlaw

2024-07-28 10:06:43

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@npub1psd…9sr7 I still find it utterly hilarious that kindergarten grade math, a function that computers are literally built on, is beyond the reach of "advanced AI".

2024-07-19 06:39:33

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@npub198t…hasj correction: you need a Google account.

2024-07-19 06:35:55

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@npub198t…hasj because gmail has been around for forever and forcing all friends and relatives to change my address seems rude, especially since as an Android user I have to have a Gmail account nevertheless.

2024-07-16 16:14:15

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@npub1pvf…093g Is Boogaloo smarter than the average bear?

2024-07-09 05:33:53

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@npub1nn8…8sed same. Good covers bring something new.
Also does Dee Snider's piano version of "We're not gonna take it" count as a cover or a rearrangement?

2024-07-09 05:28:24

TUNE TUESDAY
Theme: Better Cover Songs
- I find it is very difficult to find better covers, most of the time I find the original much better than the cover. There are a few tho. Also yes I know Ike was a complete asshole... Anyway:
Ike and Tina Turner - "Proud Mary"
Orig: Creedence Clearwater Revival
#TuneTuesday #BetterCover
https://youtu.be/TwpVpUYO3MM?si=d9kUuvh18MN0cxMp

2024-07-05 15:12:47

UK Mastodon for the last 24 hours
https://cdn.masto.host/topspicysocial/media_attachments/files/112/734/520/840/016/294/original/1e9f63b120555758.jpg

2024-07-03 21:00:30

One last song before going to bed...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFbnQQ6t98Q
#Metal #Motörhead #Rock #Music

2024-07-03 15:24:29

I know I am repeating myself but if ads had never gotten so intrusive back in them olden days when Futurama did a gag on it even, adblockers would not even be a thing.
People had no problem navigating a page with a top banner and a bottom banner, both clearly adspaces like in the newspapers, so no "pretending to be articles" either.
Also if there were no trackers, there are still pages I would turn off the adblocker on to support. But since you also have to disable tracking... no.

2024-06-27 06:07:04

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@npub1cxy…vryr I am old school. Best cations ever made are the classic "Goofy the Everyman" series by Disney.

2024-06-26 08:41:41

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@npub1nx0…32p7 Piracy is the only way to preserve culture.

2024-06-21 13:40:23

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@npub1psd…9sr7 By name alone I would say that any "x family party" probably should be avoided at all costs.

2024-06-11 17:07:30

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@npub1llr…vvmp Because that's what heroes do.

2024-06-10 16:43:57

Important safety tip for people visiting #Sweden that I am willing to share with you as a native of the nation:
Pickled and fermented herring are two very very different things.
That's the toot.
#Food #Fish #Bleurgh

2024-06-10 04:42:39

Seeing the #election results... this really is the 1930s... I mean 2020s isn't it?
I am cis and white. All I have to do for the next 20 years is to smile and nod I guess.
#EU #Europe #Fascism #StupidassPoliticiansWhoEnableTheFarRight

2024-06-06 11:49:55

Remember kids, switching to Linux is a good idea, but anyone using Windows and communicating with you over the internet will still record everything you talk about.
#Linux #Windows #MicrosoftRecall #Recall

2024-06-05 16:28:43

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@npub15cd…3mv2 I half expected the help desk to be a mimic

2024-06-04 18:12:22

Also technically assault.
#Farage #NigelFarage #Brexit #Tories #GE2024 #UKPOL #Ukpolitics #Milkshake #Handbag
https://cdn.masto.host/topspicysocial/media_attachments/files/112/559/690/137/548/569/original/ff399976118856a9.jpg

2024-06-02 06:53:02

There are three types of articles about #Microsoft Recall:
1. The "Tech Journalist" view: "GREAT! All my problems with finding that web page I was visiting three weeks ago are solved! No I do not know how to bookmark things in a browser, why do you ask?" followed by "People who worry about security are wrong, this is the best thing since smart lamps connected to the internet!"
2. The Cyber Security view: "BURN IT WITH FIRE!"
2. The "DYI guides for Windows" view: "This is how you disable it".

2024-05-31 18:52:24

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@npub132h…f594 Tesla is, among other things, one of the worst cars at being a car. It is a statement for assholes and hipsters and "weird nerds" (tech bros), but it is not a good car.

2024-05-12 11:56:13

Speaking of #Eurovision - The "Mini theme" of #Witches was nice to see.
One self-proclaimed #witch performing, another artist singing a tribute to the first witch put on trial in the 15th century in their country.

2024-05-09 18:11:43

In happier and more surprising news, the Pizzeria across the street has LOWERED their prices!
#Kebab #Pizza #Food

2024-05-03 23:36:54

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@npub1nn8…8sed
Jerry Reed - Eastbound and Down
https://youtu.be/IOgUaFkpS3Y?si=RjZ72Wyh16cX7fnJ
#MastodonMixtape

2024-03-23 21:51:52

The habits of deep sea diving whales... #MothLightMedia #Video #Documentary #Nature #Whales #TheMoreYouKnow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1wpuxgutSU

2024-02-08 17:18:47

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@npub1psd…9sr7 I am confused. How could someone creating a new religion be considered an atheist?

2023-12-25 16:45:35

So apparently MSB, the Swedish authority for "Protection of Society and Readiness" apparently warned Svenska Kyrkan (The Church of Sweden) that they had a HUGE security problem that could be easily patched one week before the enormous ransomware attack.
...AND nobody did anything so everything went to Hell (pun intended) for a month almost.
...our own IT department (where I work) used this attack to prove we should not have to accept budget cuts next year.
#SVpol #Cybersecurity #Ransomware

2023-10-16 19:24:39

I am still waiting to see proof of a case where privatizing a public service led to lower prices and improved service.
The reason I demand proof of both is because proponents of privatization claim capitalism always lead to lower prices AND better service.

2023-09-30 17:32:04

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@npub1fwl…6a65 Queen Elizabeth? 😜

2023-09-15 12:29:47

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@npub1hpc…hjn3 ad to this that the press did the same journey 10 years earlier.

2023-09-14 09:53:24

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@npub1fwl…6a65 to save civilization of course.

2023-09-02 16:07:56

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@npub1fwl…6a65 To be absolutely honest here, it is undiagnosed but it fits all the symptoms.
Anyway, it probably would help not to live in a place where between November and February daylight is between 8:30 and 3:30...

2023-09-02 16:04:30

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@npub1fwl…6a65 If you mean my seasonal depression setting in so yes. 😜

2023-08-24 16:46:00

"Fun" event tuesday.
My coworker is legally blind (all he has is 2% eyesight on the left eye, nothing on the right) with a guide dog and cane and everything.
In the last month he has almost been hit by bike riders 5 times by rider who think they own the whole place not just the bike lane.
When he and our boss did an outside interview with the local paper about this the reporter was hit by a bike rider.
I have said it before, as a pedestrian bike riders scare the fuck out of me. Cars? no.

2023-07-13 16:45:28

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@npub1mdk…aptk @npub14uk…2erc Exactly. Which is why the Fedipact makes sense, since any request of that kind would be met with Pointing And Laughing at the person making such a request. Meta has never and will never moderate to Mastodon standards.

2023-07-13 04:38:26

Dammit I need Cait to fall I love with ne so I can switch to ADA and do the Mechaniser quest line.
Guess I have to take the easy way out and run around naked in front of her for awhile.
#Fallout #Gaming #ThursdayProblems

2023-07-03 19:53:41

Okay, now #Pixelfed is pulling a Mastodon.social and want everyone to move to "pixelfed.com". Just great.

2023-06-30 10:18:33

Decided to give #Pixelfed an honest go.
I have an account with a single picture on it on Metapixl.com but I'm looking around because I can.
Anyone on a server they really like? I see several with bigger space and or filesizes allowed than Metapixl.

2023-06-30 09:48:30

I'm sorry I will never understand computers... I prefer light themes so I obviously don't understand what I'm doing.

2023-06-11 08:50:15

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@npub1fwl…6a65 It is only a Gotcha if you think treason is a good thing.

2023-05-17 19:17:08

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@npub1yw5…z5qx I tried Tidal for a week when everyone was boycotting Spotify, and... No. Not impressed at all. Plus you can't just transfer over stuff (of course), I had to go pay 3 bucks for a third party app that only managed to find 60% or so of my stuff.
Yes I have locked myself in to a service but I did it by actually USING the service.

2023-05-17 16:10:20

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@npub1fwl…6a65 Honestly the Anime ones are worst, because they tend to push their white supremacy crap on actual Japanese people too; what they THINK (or dream) Japan is like.

2023-05-17 16:07:05

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@npub1fwl…6a65 Yup.
Those kind of people have two kinds of profile pics: Either middle aged man sitting in pickup truck with sunglasses or anime.

2023-05-17 16:04:21

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@npub1fwl…6a65 Anime profile pic. Just like the good old days on Twitter! Yay!

2022-11-12 05:53:00

Since I moved house...
More #aboutme:
I don't do horror or misery porn. Not because I can't handle it but because the way I'm wired I don't get any positive feedback from it. Same with rollercoasters btw. So at best it makes me sad for no reason.
I have never watched an anime or played a JRPG that held my attention for more than 30 minutes. Not sure what the issue is other than I sometimes feel like a fraud for calling myself a geek when I've not finished a single FF game... 😅