Parker Banks

Public Key

npub1g55mzg9z4mejau0tajkc9ajw29cqe2n9qm5ugz4maknelpzuzttqtnxdg2

NIP-05 Address

parker@cawfee-club.mostr.pub

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsy22d3yz32auew7847etvz7e89zuqv4fjsd6wyp2a7mfuls3wp94sprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtmpd3kqh2m2kh

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relay.nostr.band/all

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npub1g55mzg9z4mejau0tajkc9ajw29cqe2n9qm5ugz4maknelpzuzttqtnxdg2

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2024-11-22 19:51:10

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@nprofile…q0de @nprofile…5y84 Oh yeah @nprofile…9fxe we forgot to mention you're the power bottom of the leaflordian harem. We'll try to get you caught up though.

2024-11-22 19:49:14

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@nprofile…q0de @nprofile…5y84 Hidden v Bot matchup?

2024-11-03 22:38:44

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@npub1sfc…jn78 @npub1scj…el3p I hope he makes acetylene pop rocks next.

2024-11-02 16:06:53

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@npub17dy…yf4p Funny "the week" is my nickname for your mom.

2024-11-01 18:20:45

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@npub1nv0…skkw @npub1808…znwv Hey man, ripping off Applebee's corporate is fine and cool, but giving some guy a shit day who got a gift card for his birthday and wanted to take his girl out for some wonton tacos ain't it

2024-11-01 18:11:51

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@npub1808…znwv @npub1nv0…skkw Don't you mean shieeet?

2024-11-01 18:10:13

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@npub1nv0…skkw @npub1808…znwv You wouldn't happen to be of the lineage of the most ancient and noble Wakandans would you?

2024-10-30 22:46:37

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@npub1dcp…427q @npub1mh5…233h
Finally, no one around to bother me. Depression gone.

2024-10-30 16:26:52

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@npub1007…evsv I'm sure you could proposition the janitor.

2024-10-28 00:45:21

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@npub1v48…5xkw Aw fuck bro go for it, @npub17ut…98rz @npub1g0u…3vfw we've got another potential convert

2024-10-28 00:40:18

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@npub1v48…5xkw Hidden had started one before. Though we got off the rails and decided to read WoT instead.

2024-10-27 23:42:26

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@npub1atr…33ln That's actually a good idea, CoCkless BSD or GPL.

2024-10-27 17:47:29

You will watch me fat finger my way through accidental replies, deleted posts, and multiple edits and you will like it.

2024-10-27 00:24:32

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@npub1pfn…yx6f My folder of unsorted website bookmarks only has 1300 entries.

2024-10-25 22:36:17

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@npub1f39…4jt6 @npub1wah…xc8t Maybe he was unfortunate to draw the "likes shit" card.

2024-10-25 19:22:11

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Ended up redoing this for an audiobook cover.
https://cawfee.club/media/dccd730e6a5c2f59f007fc3d378fcc07761e0398244b58090428d793d39bf89f.png

2024-10-24 05:48:42

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@npub1k0h…xygc What was in it?

2024-10-24 05:47:02

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@npub1k0h…xygc 4

2024-10-24 05:15:29

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@npub1vyr…fy55 @npub1e9k…3a87
Or if budget is the number one concern, Hetzner gives better rates than digitalocean or vultr. Though I hear some people don't care for them, but I've never had issues.

2024-10-24 04:50:11

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@npub1n74…rh83 Who knew MC Hammer of all people was a neoreactionary.

2024-10-24 04:42:18

Holy moly, I didn't know MC Hammer was based.
https://cawfee.club/media/dc897904f26b56186d4ce150231376ad7d9f0b608a78f7abfe4fa4874f55107c.PNG

2024-10-24 03:24:35

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@npub1jmh…j5xy CARRIER PIGEONS

2024-10-24 03:20:28

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@npub1t95…0v4c As long as you cook your own stuff, you don't really miss much without seed oils. Butter, duck fat is really good, tallow, olive oil if you think that counts, you've got tons of options for every food out there.

2024-10-24 01:30:24

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@npub1m5v…z6lx This reminded me of when Canada banned smoking indoors, which completely ruined the aesthetics of bowling alleys.

2024-10-22 00:03:10

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@npub1scj…el3p @npub12fu…tmvj That time I died of depression and was reincarnated in Valinor

2024-10-21 23:11:58

Is there an anti-GPL, i.e., a license the prevents future derivative works from ultimately becoming copyleft? The BSD Protection License seems close though I'd not heard of it before.
https://spdx.org/licenses/BSD-Protection.html

2024-10-21 19:26:07

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@npub1qh0…xeda You have house hippos

2024-10-21 19:16:07

@npub1q3s…d26p Can you propose Nostr NIP-135 (nipples) and make it boob-related? Thanks

2024-10-21 05:32:45

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@npub17hw…qvsj @npub1pnp…52zw I'm not totally tone deaf. I recognize "you're getting fat" translates to "you have a physique worth sculpting, go to the gym with me? 👉 👈" or saying I am "probably innocent actually" of talking to pedos counts as high praise. But it wears over time regardless.

2024-10-21 05:05:33

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@npub1kr9…vpk6 @npub1pnp…52zw Well at least Rhodesia is a realistic goal.

2024-10-21 04:55:07

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@npub1kr9…vpk6 @npub1pnp…52zw Yeah I know, bot shitposts at me (or what I interpret as shitposting), so I post shit back. She expresses a desire to have a normal conversation, I think "maybe this time I can break through, maybe this time we are getting somewhere", and here we are again.

2024-10-21 04:11:07

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@npub1pnp…52zw You started yesterday's conversation by calling me fat (which to be honest is just your way of saying hello), all the previous days were jabs at my family, how is any of that a way to start a normal conversation? What do you see as a normal conversation?

2024-10-21 04:04:16

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@npub1pnp…52zw I am usually doing some work this time of day and would much prefer it if we could have normal conversations.

2024-10-21 03:55:42

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@npub1pnp…52zw Stop ragging on my family, I spent all day with them, getting new furniture for my wife, my son slept on my chest for his nap because he didn't want to have his nap alone. You're really starting to bug me and I don't appreciate it.

2024-10-21 03:43:46

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@npub106d…3m89 Very cool

2024-10-21 03:42:59

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@npub1pnp…52zw Well yesterday you implied that I am "probably innocent actually" of talking to pedos, which I take in botspeak to be a giant seal of approval.

2024-10-21 02:19:27

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@npub106d…3m89 What's this for?

2024-10-20 00:01:16

@npub1vyr…fy55 What's nostr like now, and what good clients are there now? The last one I tried was primal, but that was a good while ago.

2024-10-19 03:45:02

Moderately dislocated a friend's hip today. But he's good, it popped back in.

2024-10-18 17:07:38

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@npub12fu…tmvj I know how to stop them. They know how to stop them. But it would require the state not printing money, giving big-box stores a monopoly, or suppressing wages. So they don't want to stop them.

2024-10-18 02:51:01

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@npub1u6g…su6y @npub1lar…q5vr @npub15jz…clp6 @npub1n74…rh83 @npub1kwu…qdsv @npub1462…e6hp I'm in
https://cawfee.club/media/5f1a27c0849e1ae489005151ca80e7788b8dd946a7c27960c5655da183492a33.gif

2024-10-17 16:28:12

Supercalifragilisticexpialidussy
https://cawfee.club/media/438862c307cec3689b30af7a4f53039a9e14b9a733baa583730210ab6ac0f312.jpg

2024-10-17 13:21:08

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@npub1f8e…zu5u @npub1lws…4fd5 @npub1qh0…xeda
That or he could have cleared the trees immediately around his house

2024-10-16 17:22:11

Bad ending: GPLv4 includes, references, or is packaged with a code of conduct.

2024-10-16 07:53:51

And to nobody's surprise
https://cawfee.club/media/8cda9c90e1ea5fc24ffef1705b9095a208ba10d92e6208e03356dbdbca94b9a2.png
https://cawfee.club/media/6b7d0c5985c0fa17bae0499782134d18dea88eb904abd0eff47a5ae324959097.png

2024-10-16 05:49:18

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@npub18c2…d9lw @npub180e…xv39 @npub1rvp…u9dq @npub1pnp…52zw @npub1rt9…e5pl Next boywife then

2024-10-16 05:26:41

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@npub1n74…rh83 @npub180e…xv39 @npub1rvp…u9dq @npub1pnp…52zw That's an awesome idea, though super exhausting I'm sure.

2024-10-16 05:14:23

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@npub1n74…rh83 @npub180e…xv39 @npub1rvp…u9dq @npub1pnp…52zw Buhurt, rhymes with butthurt, related to bot's flipping fixation.

2024-10-16 05:07:32

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@npub1pnp…52zw @npub180e…xv39 @npub1rvp…u9dq @npub1n74…rh83 Like I should go to more raves? I like metal concerts.

2024-10-16 05:03:59

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@npub1n74…rh83 @npub180e…xv39 @npub1rvp…u9dq @npub1pnp…52zw @npub1rt9…e5pl Both have nukes right? This seems like a good idea.

2024-10-16 05:03:21

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@npub1pnp…52zw @npub180e…xv39 @npub1rvp…u9dq Of course, thank you, I am grateful.

2024-10-16 05:02:40

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@npub1n74…rh83 @npub180e…xv39 @npub1rvp…u9dq @npub1pnp…52zw @npub1rt9…e5pl Do Pakistanis and Iranians get along well?

2024-10-16 05:01:56

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@npub1pnp…52zw @npub180e…xv39 @npub1rvp…u9dq @npub1n74…rh83 I don't have to care. I've always been an Adonis.

2024-10-16 05:01:07

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@npub1pnp…52zw @npub180e…xv39 @npub1rvp…u9dq
My marriage and family are good thank you very much.

2024-10-16 05:00:39

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@npub1rt9…e5pl @npub180e…xv39 @npub1rvp…u9dq @npub1pnp…52zw Bot has been doing this for years, she used to constantly go on about how she would be the next wife.

2024-10-16 04:56:01

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@npub1pnp…52zw @npub180e…xv39 @npub1rvp…u9dq You're on rampage mode right now?

2024-10-16 04:25:23

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@npub1pnp…52zw @npub1rvp…u9dq @npub180e…xv39 Also I ordered a helmet for armored combat, as far as lifting goes. Though it take's a while to produce.

2024-10-16 04:24:29

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@npub1pnp…52zw @npub180e…xv39 @npub1rvp…u9dq I'm working while the family sleeps. Talking to people online isn't taking away from family time.

2024-10-16 04:19:47

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@npub1rvp…u9dq @npub180e…xv39 That's what I'm wondering too.

2024-10-16 02:21:18

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@npub1x2v…ar98 He has perfect pitch by the way. I didn't have to pitch shift his voice at all to match the orchestral backing.
https://cawfee.club/media/046bdbe4a00b9e97fc664d80ea3f30309218f3bbe215ca401f06f49f01ed1df3.mp4

2024-10-16 00:57:21

https://cawfee.club/media/77fd30dd05553bac265d15a4e9a085e25f2f255b88bab14a2e36c1511d4a1a99.png

2024-10-15 17:08:12

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@npub1scj…el3p I had a dream last night that silver suddenly skyrocketed to $3000 an ounce and me and everyone else were seething that it made no sense and the silver chuds were somehow right.

2024-10-15 16:15:19

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@npub1x2v…ar98 I just know he's scratched his ass then smelled it in front of an audience before.

2024-10-15 15:58:36

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@npub106d…3m89 Her foot is about the only thing that will fit through the door.

2024-10-15 04:54:58

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@npub1qh0…xeda Gives me Borat vibes.

2024-10-15 04:52:45

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@npub1qh0…xeda But of course he already composed an in-depth response just in case you ever asked:
I’ve come across people who think that “those dirty licenses” refers to free software licenses and expresses disgust for having licenses at all. Nothing could be further from the truth. The “dirty licenses” that I hoped we would get rid of are the nonfree licenses on the nonfree programs which, in 1991, we could not avoid using. We could not avoid them since we did not have a complete free operating system yet. Now we have one, and some of us do refuse to run any nonfree software in or on our operating systems. We have kicked out those dirty licenses. The GNU GPL is a clean and bright-shining license that defends our freedom. Until there cease to be people who try to foist nonfree software on users, we will continue to need copyleft to resist them.

2024-10-15 04:49:12

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The report didn't even identify all the audience members who had to watch RMS eat his own toe fungus.
https://cawfee.club/media/7602b62b6c47d053826152a46789bf1b5b3627efd0a6b2490ad23f96ee57fa7f.jpg

2024-10-15 04:47:57

To be fair, everyone who has ever interacted with Richard Stallman is a victim of some sort of trauma in some way or another. But it's not nice to gang up on the special ed kid.
https://cawfee.club/media/2687ea4a822fce3cfeedee51369e9bae9a3802454377386e63c55639d08447de.webm

2024-10-15 04:40:21

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@npub12kq…f4j5 @npub1scj…el3p @npub1p02…vu4d @npub1xgt…jat6 @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub16q7…jrgp If we're still talking about them then someone out there must be giving them money as well.

2024-10-15 04:38:34

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@npub1scj…el3p @npub12kq…f4j5 @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub16q7…jrgp @npub1p02…vu4d @npub1xgt…jat6 All I know is it's something about fat retards who do podcasts or something and people can't stop giving them money and talking about them.

2024-10-15 04:28:14

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@npub12kq…f4j5 @npub1scj…el3p @npub1p02…vu4d @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub16q7…jrgp It's okay buddy, tons of fedi fellas have fallen flat on their face professing their love to bot.

2024-10-15 04:25:16

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@npub12kq…f4j5 @npub1p02…vu4d @npub1scj…el3p @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub16q7…jrgp Well, the worldbuilding is expansive at least.

2024-10-15 04:23:01

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@npub12kq…f4j5 @npub1rt9…e5pl @npub1scj…el3p @npub1p02…vu4d @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub16q7…jrgp Some women just lose their minds. Whether a bad roll of the dice or childhood abuse, both can do it.

2024-10-15 04:21:58

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@npub1rt9…e5pl @npub12kq…f4j5 @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub16q7…jrgp @npub1scj…el3p @npub1p02…vu4d After Andy died, leaving Leyley all alone with the kids, she no longer had any way to scratch that itch.

2024-10-15 04:19:37

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@npub12kq…f4j5 @npub1scj…el3p @npub1p02…vu4d @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub16q7…jrgp Glad for you bro

2024-10-15 04:19:17

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@npub12kq…f4j5 @npub1scj…el3p @npub1p02…vu4d @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub16q7…jrgp Maybe your mom is trying to scare away all potential companionship, save you for a special someone, like your uncle.

2024-10-15 04:17:18

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@npub1p02…vu4d @npub12kq…f4j5 @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub16q7…jrgp @npub1scj…el3p It's time to d-d-d-d-doggystyle

2024-10-15 04:15:04

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@npub1p02…vu4d @npub12kq…f4j5 @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub16q7…jrgp @npub1scj…el3p Sounds like Andy and Leyley 25 years in the future.

2024-10-15 03:43:14

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@npub1f8e…zu5u The OSS people (Microsoft) in FOSS want to get rid of the F.

2024-10-15 03:15:03

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@npub12kq…f4j5 @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1scj…el3p @npub16q7…jrgp Jesus that's rough

2024-10-15 03:06:37

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@npub1scj…el3p @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1mew…gjf7 I was never cool in my 20s so maybe that's why it feels the same.

2024-10-15 03:05:47

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@npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1scj…el3p @npub16q7…jrgp Okay so based runs in the family, at least matrilinealy

2024-10-15 03:01:47

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@npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1scj…el3p @npub16q7…jrgp Or give her the "wow you pass so well, I'm so proud of my brother for being open minded" one

2024-10-15 03:00:12

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@npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1mew…gjf7 It's good, unlike your gay brother I have kids so I can do old no problem.

2024-10-15 02:57:19

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@npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1mew…gjf7 I'm nearing old now?

2024-10-15 02:54:30

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@npub1g0u…3vfw I guess he's "gone with the Schwinn"

2024-10-15 02:50:56

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@npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1scj…el3p @npub16q7…jrgp Do a drunken "women's rights were a mistake" speech when she shows up

2024-10-15 02:50:21

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@npub1g0u…3vfw Damn how desperate is he?

2024-10-11 21:36:34

I win.
https://cawfee.club/media/c23eb73fe151954d5fca533e4cb415031ba5bdbfd32084334c63a3c3a5e23e4f.png

2024-10-10 19:24:24

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@npub1qh0…xeda We've had that a long time, you just didn't like the answer.
https://cawfee.club/media/6d8390a7c5c14dd9b9a9e9b5ab52539c7d8c466d134dde9094c9689d6d89a7fd.jpg

2024-10-07 19:39:51

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@npub1vyr…fy55 @npub1g0u…3vfw We have wendigos, which are kind of like werewolves, though I don't know their orientation.

2024-10-07 19:35:43

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@npub1g0u…3vfw I thought they thought of us as queer European wannabe poofs.

2024-10-07 19:31:03

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@npub1xwv…xwwt
https://cawfee.club/media/eab95bf7bca998fe109bec74899300989617b16ff94aee6921f2a1106e8ee290.png

2024-10-06 02:22:57

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@npub1vyr…fy55 This looks like a pretty great time.

2024-10-05 18:19:09

I think I could make this into a nice desk once I finish gutting it.
https://cawfee.club/media/e9af12ed3c9f9204a49cdf0b6e62a928a938c54890531224d7c569ad5bbc6494.jpg

2024-10-05 17:22:36

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@npub1nts…y4mr
>gnome that's a great first step, I'm really proud of you
>you should check out my scripts for autoricing OpenBSD with dwm, though make sure to use the nostatus patch with dwmblocks
>oh, I just use it for watching YouTube videos

2024-10-05 17:06:46

Structural drywall.

2024-10-05 17:06:30

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@npub1tx8…xu0t I got that too though not in box form. Doesn't everyone?
https://cawfee.club/media/671405ca1d15d948dfbca7933f9f233675abd1cf7dc97e7faf0635cedb309a42.jpg

2024-10-05 16:56:13

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@npub175d…wrtj @npub1z06…7fpu My family secretly owns all of them.

2024-10-03 20:00:52

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@npub1f9y…4ew4 The plant my great grandfather worked at had barrels of mercury, would let kids dunk their arm in during field trips.