GronkeyKong
Norman

Running Bitcoin

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2025-03-24 01:50:22

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Underrated: The Grindhouse double feature. It’s really gotta be watched as a package deal with the fake trailers to work.

2025-03-15 01:50:41

I’m trying to convince my friend to join nostr and his initial question is:
Does it have a good Monster hunter wilds and marvel rivals community.

2025-03-10 01:41:01

I don’t want to own stocks ever again

2025-01-24 21:34:53

January is always a busy month for me. I don’t get much of an opportunity to catch up on the news. So today I decided to pop in and take a look. I’m immediately checking back out.

2025-01-07 15:11:09

If this life is a simulation then I’ve chosen to log so many fucking hours in this game playing as an Accountant. What in the actual fuck am I doing.

2025-01-04 15:45:42

GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS ☀️ IT JANUARY 4TH AND THERE IS NO SNOW IN SIGHT AND THE SUN IS SHINING. GOTTA TAKE ADVANTAGE OF DAYS LIKE THIS NORTH OF THE WALL. IM GOING FOR A RUN.

2024-12-23 01:27:00

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I’ve gotten 10 of my friends into bitcoin and I made sure they all have self custody. But unfortunately they are unwilling to learn anything and I constantly have to hold their hand. At the end of the day most people love the nerfed world we live in and only care that the beer is cold. I won’t give up trying to educate people but I can’t make them take responsibility

2024-12-16 13:30:37

Most people are so short sighted. It’s painful to watch. I wish I could help them.

2024-12-15 16:14:27

The album Lets Dance by David Bowie is incredible. I’ve underestimated this album for years. I was wrong.

2024-12-15 16:04:44

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This is the bitcoiner way.

2024-12-10 21:14:56

The so called “experts” will continue to hate Bitcoin forever. That’s fine but unfortunately their voice is heard and listened to by many.

2024-11-29 14:56:07

Who could have possibly known that staying humble and stacking sats was the way.

2024-11-23 21:54:08

STAY HUMBLE AND STACK SATS. THE ONLY THING THATS CHANGED IS THE PRICE. THE MISSION REMAINS THE SAME.

2024-11-18 16:36:48

I had a mathematician and some computer scientists explain to me why bitcoin is stupid. I kindly explained to them how they are statist cucks. It’s fun when people can learn from one and other.

2024-11-18 14:19:15

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I’ve been blissfully unaware what Udi thinks for over a year 😂

2024-11-17 21:15:33

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Good morning 🫡

2024-11-16 18:25:14

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Bob Ross tv

2024-11-16 18:11:41

@npub1qny…95gx how come at the beginning of Citadel Dispatch you always sound like either:
A.) you’re doing the show under duress at gun point
Or
B.) you’re reading from cue cards but lack the ability to read.
Yours truly,
Long time listener

2024-11-12 02:00:16

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Jor I broke 80 for the first time this season. That feeling is infinitely better than bitcoin breaking 80.

2024-11-11 23:22:06

I just need one doubter to tell me I was right and I’ll be happy. Been through 5 years of looking like the dumbest accountant around.

2024-11-10 21:33:26

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Welcome!

2024-11-06 03:42:32

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Siiiick. Harris can get fuck. Trump can get fucked.

2024-11-06 02:55:57

Yo American friends do we know what up yet or wha?

2024-10-31 14:33:30

When Trump loses and the bitcoin price falls, only to rise again and rip higher in the coming months I wonder… what will the new narrative they tell the masses for why bitcoin’s price rising be?

2024-10-28 22:09:04

I have way too many chairs right about now.

2024-10-17 15:42:11

Haven’t seen a good ole Bart Simpson in a while.

2024-10-08 11:57:03

Listening to the Darkside of the moon album by Pink Floyd and thinking about it in the context of bitcoin is trippy.

2024-10-03 22:27:37

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Go fuck yourself you scammy piece of shit.

2024-09-17 23:48:00

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Is that the guy who played war machine?

2024-09-17 17:24:28

Be the dumbest person in the room.

2024-09-09 22:05:13

6 MONTHS OF NOSTR ONLY. TURNING OFF THE ALGORITHM DOPAMINE DRIP IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER DONE. THERE IS NO GOING BACK.

2024-09-07 04:15:27

Golf tournament tomorrow. Feeling like I’m going to crush this.

2024-09-05 10:55:23

Patiently waiting for the creation of the podcast “What MLS Did” hosted by @npub1qny…95gx

2024-09-05 00:09:56

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The news about the guy banging a lawn chair to completion might be the canary in the coal mine.

2024-09-04 17:59:01

It’s an awful feeling watching the decay of my city.

2024-09-02 15:18:08

Relentlessly stacking sats.

2024-08-25 20:32:48

https://image.nostr.build/fd22eae52166acd7096cc4cca4905c87be05c992021b81b37572c87b5ba6a035.jpg

2024-08-24 16:33:46

7 woods are gift handed down from the gods.

2024-08-23 19:13:30

I wake up every morning and thank the simulation overlord that I’m not a normal person.

2024-08-23 00:16:57

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The Common Iora:
These birds are quite vocal and can produce a wide variety of calls. The most commonly heard is the whistle “twiii tuiii twiiii.” https://image.nostr.build/7151dda00018ae18a3dc28d78bd5d3cc68f205b6e86854bbe1ed77ada20262ec.jpg

2024-08-22 17:26:41

I’ve spent a 14 year career climbing the ladder to CFO. Now that I’m here and have been doing the job for a year I must admit the role fucking sucks donkey dick.

2024-08-21 18:20:14

In hindsight it was all so obvious.

2024-08-16 18:56:28

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Forged in the fires of Mt Doom

2024-08-16 18:52:37

Ignoring Bitcoin and focusing on golf this summer has been a wise decision. Don’t get me wrong I’m still stacking sats but I have no fucking clue what’s going on 😂😂😂

2024-08-09 00:04:01

Numbers on a screen.

2024-08-05 22:36:27

Hush child don’t worry, this is how psychopaths are made.

2024-08-01 22:14:10

Bitcoin fucks.

2024-07-30 21:38:06

Can someone please make a movie that’s the exact same plot as Rookie of the Year except it’s about a 40 year old golfer who gets hit by lightning while playing golf and becomes amazing.

2024-07-28 19:24:24

Does this chart look bullish? https://image.nostr.build/15f2bf6c4fb9d957760f8707c6dabb3582791b74450d57e63159f041495b8066.jpg

2024-07-28 00:54:13

Where are all the real bitcoiners at?

2024-07-21 21:29:16

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https://m.primal.net/JZTM.jpg

2024-07-19 11:30:49

What’s the best movie of the last 25 years?

2024-07-17 23:39:05

Combining my love of birds with my love of golf. #winning.
https://m.primal.net/JUZn.jpg

2024-06-10 22:44:25

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Respect. Follow up question. Boiled vs BBQ?

2024-06-10 22:37:32

Boiled hotdogs with just ketchup.

2024-06-04 14:23:19

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THEY CAN GET FUCKED

2024-06-04 14:15:49

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICAN POLITICIANS ARE Y’ALL HUFFING GLUE

2024-06-01 02:00:15

I’ve been injecting golf directly into my veins for about a month now.

2024-05-31 00:46:22

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1.6 sounds to be like you were smoking your fair share of darts on the side of the school.

2024-05-31 00:22:26

Watching Dr. Who with my kids and they’re loving it.

2024-05-30 16:19:22

This train only goes in one direction.

2024-05-29 14:58:09

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Major ick. That’s the best way to describe it.

2024-05-29 14:41:03

After listening to Saylor on WBD I’m out on him.

2024-05-25 23:15:01

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GO FUCK YOURSELF.

2024-05-24 00:35:24

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Yo HODL if we’re playing price is right rules I’m taking $8,008,136 all fucking day.

2024-05-22 23:25:23

Hating Drake is the great uniter.

2024-04-30 14:50:41

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GOOD MORNING ☀️

2024-04-29 19:57:10

Cum Rocket is an absolute legend.

2024-04-29 14:53:52

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Hey Jack 👋 kindly go fuck yourself

2024-04-27 12:43:41

GOOD MORNING ☀️ #NOSTR
Bird of the day: Rainbow lorikeet
They are hollow-nesters but are not overly fussy. Rainbow Lorikeets have been seen nesting in palms, in rock crevices and even digging a hole at the base of a tree! Rainbow Lorikeets are 'communal roosters'. This means that on dusk, huge numbers of them congregate together in a few trees.
#birdstr https://image.nostr.build/7e3d77294950344ff82c8a1493391d637138dab5747ff8d1db91fd2735c0c7c4.jpg

2024-04-26 22:28:54

America in shambles https://image.nostr.build/6ddb5c3c0685e992b527afa6b2d8f6c110a0c9f9c23d62161dee58990de4dde9.jpg

2024-04-23 16:34:11

Daily Roman History:
After being nursed by a she-wolf on the banks of the Tiber when they were left for dead the legendary founder brothers of Rome, Romulus and Remus, grew up and set out to find a location for their new city. Romulus selected the Palatine hill, while Remus the Aventine Hill, both waiting for an omen for validation. Eventually Remus sighted six vultures on the Aventine, while shortly after that Romulus saw twelve over the Palatine. This lead to a disagreement over whether it was the time of arrival, or the total birds which held more importance. While Romulus began to make a furrow in the ground outlining where the walls of his city will be, Remus leapt over it declaring how inadequate these "walls" were. In a fit of anger Romulus killed his brother, ensuring his site, and name, was used in the new city.
#history #rome
https://m.primal.net/HzBw.jpg

2024-04-19 14:11:53

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Gm 🫡 LFG CANT STOP WONT STOP

2024-04-19 09:49:35

GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY HALVING DAY MOTHERFUCKERS

2024-04-18 22:31:08

I’m going to eat cake and crush beers tomorrow evening!

2024-04-16 20:14:48

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Eventually when then all head over to onlyfans

2024-04-15 15:31:40

I feel like there are going to be some fun whale games around the halving.

2024-04-15 12:56:19

GOOD MORNING 🌅 #NOSTR
BIRD OF THE DAY: Blue-gray gnatcatcher
The songs (and calls) are often heard on breeding grounds, (usually away from nest) and occasionally heard other times of the year. Calls: "zkreee, zkreee, zkreee", Songs: "szpree zpree spreeeeey spree spre sprzrreeeee"
#birdstr #Gm https://image.nostr.build/450bfccc9f0911ff748920425ff6f277df0a121ba718258e144ced5179d7a357.jpg

2024-04-14 20:49:07

Daily Roman History:
On the shortlist for greatest Emperor, certainly the one who did the most with his time, is Lucius Domitas Aurelianus. Coming to the throne in 270CE after the sudden death of his predecessor Claudius Gothicus to the Plague of Cyprian (technically he took power from Claudius' brother who only rules for a few months). Being a military man Aurelian wasted no time continuing the campaigns on the previous years, heading to Italy to fight and defeat armies of the Vandels, Juthngi, and Sarmatians, expelling them from Roman territory. He also used this time to secure the safety of the capital city, he ordered the building of the Aurelian walls, often working existing structure into it to speed up. Perhaps his greatest feat was rejoining the Empire which had split into the Gallic Empire in the west, and Palmyrene Empire to the east. Soundly defeating these two rival Empires and making the Empire whole again for the first in over a decade, he was granted the auspicious title Restitutor Orbis ("Restorer of the World"). All this was done in just 5 short years. Unfortunately he had acquired a reputation as a ruthless disciplinarian, and fearing retribution of an invented failure he was assassinated by some of his officers in 275CE, on the eve of invading the nearby Sassanid Empire.
#history #rome
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2024-04-14 12:28:19

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Good morning ☕️

2024-04-14 12:17:43

GOOD MORNING ☀️
Bird of the day: American Oystercatcher
American oystercatchers open clams and other prey by quickly jabbing their bills inside the bivalve's shell and severing the muscle that pulls the shell halves shut. Then they eat the soft parts inside. Young chicks will dive and swim underwater to escape predators.
During the breeding season, the American oystercatcher can be found in coastal habitats including sand or shell beaches, dunes, salt marshes, marsh islands, mudflats, and dredge spoil islands made of sand or gravel.During migration and winter, they are found feeding in mud or salt flats that are exposed by the tide. They are also found on shellfish beaches at this time
#birdstr https://image.nostr.build/8ccc07e9598046e62f5b7a4d57d444e9e5dbb99e76978b8800c7c77332bd9b1d.jpg

2024-04-13 13:13:42

GOOD MORNING 🌅 NOSTR
Bird of the day: California Condor
California condors are the largest land birds in North America, with impressive wingspans of 9.5 feet and weights of around 20 pounds. The exact lifespan of a California condor is unknown, but they are estimated to live over 60 years.
#birdstr
https://m.primal.net/HueN.jpg

2024-04-13 00:51:22

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2024-04-13 00:40:41

Daily Roman History:
Held as a paragon of virtue for the Roman people Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus showed his country what true civic virtue was. After a full career serving the Republic, capped with a year in the Consulship, he retired to his farm where he planned to spend his remaining days. However, in 458BC a neighborimg tribe broke their treaty with Rome and began an attack. They managed to get then drop on and surround the consular army raised to meet them. Desperate, the Senate appointed Cincinnatus to the role of dictator, giving him full control of the Republic. Acting quickly an army was raised from the young men of Rome and managed to surround the beseging force. Rather then slaughter them Cincinnatus granted them mercy, but made them walk under the yoke, a symbolic humbling. With the job complete, after just 15 days with absolute power, Cincinnatus relinquished his title to rutuen to his farm. Fate not being done with him yet, Cincinnatus was AGAIN appointed to the dictatorship in 439BC to deal with a senator trying to buy the people of Rome confidence and become a king. Once again an army was raised and defeated the insurgent force. And once again, after just 21 days of absolute power, Cincinnatus gave up the title and returned to his fields.
#history #rome
https://m.primal.net/HuUw.jpg

2024-04-12 16:35:17

This and more bitcoin https://image.nostr.build/e7c3b3cd80dc5add7ef26ca91c008ea6eb34e2f869b5585bfa0bdfbfdf773dc2.jpg

2024-04-12 12:40:27

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This bird looks like an absolute tank. There is a bird that kinda looks like a monkey that I think I’ll pick next. Do you have any thoughts on what bird it might be?

2024-04-12 09:58:08

GOOD MORNING ☀️
Bird of the day: Kākāpō
- nocturnal.
- flightless.
- the only lek-breeding parrot species in the world.
- perhaps the longest-lived bird species in the world, estimated to reach 90 years.
- the heaviest parrot species in the world – smaller females weigh 1.4 kg, and males 2.2 kg. And they can pile on 1 kg of fat prior to a breeding season.
#birdstr https://image.nostr.build/61fb4ca7eb94f0aa9c8f64a91c79d9028834bd3953fb4210bbdc02394a0d5b17.jpg

2024-04-11 22:41:46

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I think we will be kinda flat through the summer.

2024-04-11 19:55:32

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Well isn’t not posting about birds and Roman history I’ll tell you that much 😂

2024-04-11 19:27:39

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What kind of Toyota you driving Dan?

2024-04-11 16:58:00

I’m an eternal optimist. That’s why I bitcoin. I believe in the human collective’s ability to get it right. Decentralized systems is our only hope for freedom.

2024-04-11 10:58:41

GOOD MORNING 🌅 #NOSTR
Bird of the day: Common kingfisher
Kingfishers eat mainly fish, chiefly minnows and sticklebacks, but they also take aquatic insects, freshwater shrimps and tadpoles. They close their eyes as they dive into the water, so they are fishing blind! They bob their heads before diving to accurately judge the depth of the fish.
#birdstr https://image.nostr.build/5a3b4c3379b2ae35ebb6cad3dc93180c5891a41179905fc1eca60c042eeb6652.jpg

2024-04-10 23:16:22

In my two months being #nostr only I’ve noticed there are a lot less boating accidents on nostr.

2024-04-10 19:59:26

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Dan the man

2024-04-10 17:38:05

Daily Roman History:
After the Second Punic war and peace with Rome the leading general of the Carthaginian side, and all around one of the greatest military strategists of all time, Hannibal Barca tried his hand as a politician. This was short lived as his policies were counter to Roman interests and rather then be surrendered to Rome he chose a voluntarily exile. He took to traveling the Mediterranean as a military advisor to various kingdoms such as Seleucid, Armenia, and Bithynia. While in Seleucid a Roman diplomatic mission arrived with the very man who defeated Hannibal at the Battle of Zama, Scipio Africanus. As this was a peaceful meeting the two began discussing great generals of history. Both men agreed Alexander the Great was easily the top, when asked second place Hannibal said Pyrrhus of Epirus for his boldness, and successes against Roman forces. For third Hannibal placed himself. Annoyed by this prideful response Scipio asked "And where would you rank if you actually managed to defeat me at Zama?". To this Hannibal said if he had won he would place himself even above Alexander, a rather diplomatic anwser to acknowledge both his and Scipios greatness.
#history #rome https://image.nostr.build/50fba41271a674a84554d6874649b061d95a7d94c9837c8499169994bf2e90a1.jpg

2024-04-10 13:42:43

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https://image.nostr.build/787bcc2c828c11332353cfa167c72a1663acc13a005079a57c5f5f5cf9bcb3f3.jpg

2024-04-10 10:58:04

Good morning 🌅
Bird of the day: Brant
This dark little goose is often mistaken for a duck. They possess a highly developed salt gland that allows them to drink salt water. Thousands of brants migrate over 3,000 miles!
#birdstr https://image.nostr.build/196315cd6393ffdfd362f7f0943f6ca4d2f57065ffe05b9a92d409175c7890e9.jpg

2024-04-09 22:56:57

$69,000 ON A 4/20 HALVING AND WE RIDE TO VALHALLA ⚡️

2024-04-09 19:10:44

Daily Roman History:
THIS ONE IS A TWO PARTER. SO, TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR THE SECOND PART. ITS JUST TOO LONG TO FIT INTO ONE.
In the Byzantine capital of Constantinople sports were taken VERY seriously. So much so that the supporters of the teams of chariot racers, called demes, were organized enough to project actual political influence within the city. They would yell their position on current issue, from theological reform, to imperial succession, between the races, and the city guard had to co-opt the street gangs from each to help keep the peace. In 531/532CE a number of prominent members from the two biggest factions, the greens and the blues, were arrested related to recent murders. Most were executed, but two managed to escape and claim sanctuary in a nearby church. Wanting to de-escalate the Emperor Justinian I reduced the sentence to imprisonment, but the supporters wanted them freed. When that was refused the Nika riots began. The blues and greens joined into a faction called 'Nika', meaning victory, and even proclaimed their own Emperor, Hypatius. These riots lasted for around one week, and in it 30000 citizens were killed and over half the city burned. They were eventually ended when the blue side was able to be bribed and convinced to leave, with the Imperial army coming in and wiping out the remaining rebels.
#history #rome https://image.nostr.build/894f5ff69ffd651fd56aef856385bcbd44b5517b4da962c8840fd4a4cbb5cee2.jpg

2024-04-09 16:17:00

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Well said!