Rabbit Cohen

Autistic, transgender, ADHD. Nonbinary Lesbian. Chronically ill. Mental health, disability, and trans activist. Jewish.

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2024-08-23 22:01:32

This is my artistic process btw. #cats
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/113/013/585/067/581/840/original/0126091714b31e2b.jpeg

2024-08-23 19:35:02

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Like, the success rate for CPR is only around 45%*, but we still tell people to do it EVERY TIME someone's heart stops beating.
*This is for people who receive CPR after cardiac arrest outside of a hospital setting.

2024-08-19 00:23:48

People on Twitter are apparently debating whether xenomorph flesh would taste good, but nobody has even asked if the white android fluid is edible.

2024-08-15 18:25:09

So Elon Musk did this stupid ass tweet, and a lot of leftists ridiculed it as fake etymology. Now, I'm not defending Musk here, because the point he's making is bad. But the etymology itself is correct. (see https://www.etymonline.com/word/slave#etymonline_v_23653 )
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/967/434/335/642/710/original/f42cc337e70467d3.png

2024-08-15 12:14:28

A PROUD FATHER GHARIAL
source: https://mymodernmet.com/gharial-crocodile-dhritiman-mukherjee/
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2024-08-13 18:33:37

She is very polite. #cats
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2024-08-13 02:13:21

They are holding hands. #cats
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/952/289/311/000/989/original/853f19ce35cfe7af.jpeg

2024-08-08 21:59:44

My personal opinion is that Mario is at least 50 years old. I know his face is really smooth, but I think he's just had a lot of botox.

2024-08-07 22:52:40

Does anyone know what the mechanism is by which vitamin C makes Adderall not work?

2024-08-06 20:49:44

Has anyone ever had sex in a hot air balloon?

2024-08-06 02:39:25

Throwback to when I ordered a shiba inu plushie online and it came vacuumed packed like this:
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/912/756/622/481/677/original/63f8a6fabd2c36fa.jpg

2024-08-06 02:18:24

I think a lot of transandrophobia denialism comes from a place of misunderstanding intersectionality. Like, people think it’s “marginalisation 1 + marginalisation 2 = double oppression”, and then they end up thinking “well trans people are oppressed, but men aren’t, so trans men and trans mascs only experience regular transphobia”. But it’s not really like that. You can’t just add up the vectors on the axes of marginalisation, you have to account for the unique ways they interact.

2024-08-01 01:06:52

There’s a little child here, and her name is Princess Unicorn. #cats
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/884/080/542/425/358/original/1d7625bb9fe6947c.jpg

2024-07-31 17:27:31

Why does he look like that. #cats
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/882/274/732/201/553/original/52ebbe650f8c9e07.jpg

2024-07-30 01:45:44

Terminally online leftists are really like "Voting isn't effective, unlike what I do: argue for days on the internet about whether it's ethical to be sexually attracted to the rabbit from Zootopia."

2024-07-29 22:13:39

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I had to help him out 😭
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/872/075/639/900/568/original/800e6bf083cb4745.jpeg

2024-07-29 22:08:42

POV: you just got a new TV #cats
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/872/056/687/849/837/original/02338c3b5cce1e1b.jpg

2024-07-26 21:49:42

Some people think it's sexist that in Olympic gymnastics, the women have to do like a sassy dance for their floor routine, while the men just do a routine. And they're right. The men should also have to do a sassy dance.

2024-07-24 17:29:49

I don't know who needs to hear this, but not everyone who expresses having a different experience from you is "denying your experience".

2024-07-24 04:57:35

Is there anyone else here with CVI (chronic venous insufficiency)? I just got diagnosed.

2024-07-23 00:02:11

People who think that you have to have children to care about the future are 1) selfish and 2) projecting.

2024-07-22 01:53:59

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@npub156n…mvgw My hot take is that a hot dog is not a sausage. I am objectively wrong about this, but I stand by it.

2024-07-17 13:57:18

My sister is reading AI studies, and she just came across the phrase “Another study showing GPT-4 outperforming human doctors at showing empathy”. And listen: you gotta set a higher bar for showing empathy than doctors.

2024-07-16 22:56:24

It seems super fucked up to me that starting at the age of like 10, I had debilitating period cramps, like to the point of vomiting and sometimes being unable to walk, and everyone was just like “oh yeah, that’s how it is. Take ibuprofen or something.” And like, eventually I got on continuous birth control, which completely solved the problem with no noticeable side effects, but I had to ask for it from my doctor. Nobody suggested it. I spent like 10+ years disabled by pain 15-20% of the time.

2024-07-16 20:18:33

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Every day, I tell people that I regret my words and deeds.

2024-07-16 20:17:44

Does Hideo Kojima know how much he's affected the average nerd's vocabulary with his "you will regret your words and deeds" tweet? Because I'm permanently altered.

2024-07-16 16:34:45

Babe, wake up, AI is inventing new antisemitism.
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/797/131/431/346/769/original/d883026d52224221.png

2024-07-10 21:18:00

I feel like this is something Bilbo Baggins would have in his house if he was reincarnated as an upper middle class soccer mom.
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2024-07-09 11:22:54

People love to make up statistics and post them on the internet.

2024-07-09 08:47:22

Ughhh, someone I usually really like shared a post defending Holocaust inversion and casting objections to it as racist.

2024-07-06 01:35:15

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The war on drugs is so fucking evil. They literally want people to die.

2024-07-06 01:34:52

I just learned that there are strips you can use to test your drugs for fentanyl, but they're illegal in some states. And like, what the fuck is wrong with people?

2024-07-03 11:45:55

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Examples of situations where I misuse the word "Kafkaesque":
- cat hunting cockroach
- cockroach in my bed
- bug sets off Ring doorbell
- seeing cute weevil pics on the internet
- accidentally touched a bug

2024-07-03 11:39:59

Happy birthday, Kafka! Sorry I keep misusing the word "Kafkaesque", it's just that it's really funny.

2024-06-28 16:08:59

Your jokes about how Elon Musk is the way he is because of ketamine are ableist, btw. You're taking a legitimate treatment for a real mental illness and blaming it on someone being a shitty person. That's ableism.

2024-06-24 21:19:25

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Update: I've just been made aware of "social morays".

2024-06-24 15:18:15

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"For all intensive porpoises" is another good one.

2024-06-24 15:14:50

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There's a site where people discuss and track eggcorns here, but I don't think it's been updated in a while: https://eggcorns.lascribe.net/
I really like one of the examples of "and their elk", which is "Why can’t we, as a society, treat each other with a bit of respect and give Madonna and her elk the 1st class treatment she deserves?" I agree. Madonna's majestic elk deserves to be PAMPERED.

2024-06-24 15:11:59

An eggcorn is when someone mistakes a word for a different word, often in the context of an idiom. It comes from the surprisingly common mistake of thinking the word "acorn" is actually "eggcorn".
Anyway, my favourite eggcorns are the ones that imply the existence of a powerful and mysterious animal, such as "and their elk" (instead of "and their ilk"), "from the gecko" (instead of "from the get-go"), and, most recently, "locust of control" (instead of "locus of control"). #linguistics

2024-06-24 01:39:46

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@npub153s…cvd9 This is so gorgeous!

2024-06-23 22:19:59

Harassing the Auschwitz Memorial account on here does not help Palestine.

2024-06-21 19:44:42

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Kratom also helps people get off opioids and stay off of them when they need to.

2024-06-21 19:43:21

I don't normally talk about this much, but I'm a HUGE advocate of #kratom, a plant used to reduce pain, which is under legal fire in several states right now, including NC. As someone with fibromyalgia, kratom has helped me manage pain in my life that would be otherwise completely crippling (sometimes to the point of being immobilizing). We need to keep kratom legal, and we need to keep it safe. #disability #chronicpain #activism

2024-06-19 18:51:31

Just saw a post on here (which I'm not going to reply to because it's from 2023) that was like "who takes their phone into the bathroom with them?" Um, everyone? Otherwise that's caveman pooping.

2024-06-11 22:21:30

why is he like this #cats
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/600/314/558/585/568/original/a57cf985328c857a.png

2024-06-11 19:28:51

The Brickheadz Donald Duck Lego thing looks like such a stupid baby, and I kind of want it? Look at him. It would be so easy to push him down on the sidewalk.
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/599/636/288/311/139/original/3babedf5cd72a1c2.png

2024-06-11 02:38:01

POV: you are trying to watch a television program.
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/595/662/784/405/883/original/97e419df572e5aeb.jpg

2024-06-11 01:56:59

A gentile on here just called me antisemitic for telling them it’s not appropriate for them to talk over Jews about antisemitism.

2024-06-11 01:16:38

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@npub1qag…9gyn I feel like showing up in random Jews’ mentions to contradict us about antisemitism and Nazism is maybe not the look you should be going for as an antifascist.

2024-06-10 19:43:57

It's actually really important to remember that Nazis were and are people, not because I'm concerned for their welfare, but because when you think of them as a different species, you stop considering that you, your friends, and your loved ones are capable of the same crimes.

2024-06-10 18:11:08

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Also, gatekeeping who's allowed at Pride will result in LGBTQ+ people being harassed for not looking "queer enough".

2024-06-10 18:10:09

"Cishet people don't belong at Pride!" What the fuck are you talking about? What about partners? What about aro/ace people? What about family members? What about friends? What about questioning people, or people who aren't out? Fuck off with that shit.

2024-05-21 20:07:34

What is a man? A featherless pile of bipeds.

2024-05-12 21:18:50

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@npub17nm…dm57 It's somewhat cartoonish, but it's not an implausible shape for a woman in a corset or structured bodice.

2024-05-12 21:04:19

Why are the V Rising gender options "normal, attractive human woman shape" or "Dorito with twig legs"? #VRising
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2024-05-03 16:57:27

✅ Born out of wedlock.
✅ Uses violence against civilians.
THIS IS A BASTARD AND A TERRORIST.
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2024-04-24 17:36:19

Tumblr is an incredible website.
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2024-04-19 21:25:18

Gamer bros truly have an incredibly narrow definition of "conventionally attractive" when it comes to women. Like, they keep doing edits of Aloy to make her "conventionally attractive", and ALOY IS ALREADY CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE. SHE IS MODELED AFTER A MODEL/ACTRESS. SHE JUST ISN'T WEARING MAKEUP.

2024-03-25 14:42:41

Listen, Etsy sellers: if you want me to buy a kippah for my cat from you, you're gonna need to explain what the different sizes are.

2024-03-13 16:04:56

I figured out a way to make a Scrabble game that's much worse.

2024-02-26 10:28:54

The ocean is wild, all sloshing around and shit.

2024-02-23 17:45:29

My favourite ridiculous thing about Jurassic Park is the conceit that you can just go up and touch a giant herbivore without it completely wrecking your shit.

2024-02-22 15:34:15

Earlier, Princess Unicorn knocked a bunch of stuff off Derek's desk, so he put up his hand like "what the hell?" and she high fived him. #cats

2024-02-07 17:41:10

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@npub156n…mvgw RUNE FACTORY 4 SPOTTED

2024-02-05 23:24:46

I used to know a guy who worked for a porn site billing call center. He got a lot of calls from Quebecois who spoke perfectly good English but were nonetheless enraged that the Arizona based company he worked for did not provide customer service in French.

2024-01-30 17:22:05

The problem with the tutorial videos I've watched on giving cats medicine is that all of them feature absurdly well behaved cats. I need a tutorial on how to give medicine to a cat who's a bastard and a terrorist.

2024-01-23 13:45:32

I gave Moon Rover a couple pats, said "Hello my little bastard terrorist!" and he rolled over so I could pet his tummy while looking at me with his big, shiny eyes. This is why he gets away with murder. #cats #CatsOfMastodon
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2024-01-23 09:32:29

She is FLAT and SLEEPY. #cats
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2024-01-13 21:54:35

Someone on Tumblr made a joke about one of the chipmunks from Alvin and the Chipmunks fucking someone's mom, and now someone else is sincerely arguing that that's pedophilia.

2024-01-13 21:22:12

Please look at Princess Unicorn. #cats #CatsOfMastodon #caturday
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2024-01-12 17:13:17

Not-so-gentle reminder that voting is necessary, even though it isn't sufficient.

2024-01-07 13:44:05

I’m worried that some of you who don’t have tumblr may not have seen the nefarious anglerfish.
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2024-01-04 02:08:30

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@npub156n…mvgw I'm so sorry that Meta thinks you have a Hank Hill ass.

2024-01-04 01:10:06

“Abolish time” is fine as a meme I guess, but the fact that people are sincerely agreeing with it is both wild and extremely fucking stupid.

2023-12-29 19:52:45

You've heard of #FFXIV low poly grapes, now get ready for #ElderScrollsOnline flat grapes.
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2023-12-08 23:51:52

My sister, who has worked with pure caffeine, has confidently informed me that if they hadn't put unreasonable amounts of citric acid and sugar in the Panera Lemonade That Kills You, you would be able to taste the caffeine.

2023-12-07 20:25:51

It seems like leftists are so ready to deny accusations of antisemitism on the left and so reluctant to listen to Jews about it. Like, when I talk about transphobia on the left, I don't face nearly the same level of denial and skepticism as I do when I talk about antisemitism.

2023-12-07 17:07:08

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Right wing antisemitism seems to be more manageable here, but leftist antisemitism is fucking huge.

2023-12-07 17:04:24

Leftist antisemitism is at least as much a problem on Mastodon as it was on Twitter when I was there.

2023-12-01 23:00:50

Why no, random Tumblr user, I don't actually think that Spotify released Wrapped a day early in order to prevent a permanent ceasefire in Gaza. Thank you for your post though, I guess.

2023-11-03 18:57:22

I DREW A CAT GOOD AND I DESERVE TREATS

2023-10-31 23:45:30

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@npub1q9m…zgdu @npub10my…jhkk You can certainly be overwhelmed to the point of hopelessness, though. And that's not helpful either.

2023-10-31 23:24:25

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@npub1q9m…zgdu @npub10my…jhkk Or even to the point of hopelessness, for that matter. You can't really act in a productive way when you're coming from a hopeless place.

2023-10-31 23:23:25

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@npub1q9m…zgdu @npub10my…jhkk No. When people are panicking to the point of being in crisis, they need to turn away for a bit.

2023-10-31 12:14:37

The word "gelatin" is actually a corruption of "jeleton", meaning "jeans skeleton".

2023-10-26 00:14:47

Hey. What’s your favourite moon?

2023-10-23 16:27:04

AC/DC stands for "air conditioning/dare conditioning".

2023-10-19 19:17:50

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@npub18p3…03wh You ever reply to a bad but popular opinion to disagree, then immediately mute the thread? That's the good stuff.

2023-10-15 19:15:49

Does anybody know why Received Pronunciation is called that? #accent #accents #linguistics

2023-09-23 11:01:27

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@npub1dzj…4cun Yis! He enjoys belly rubs, too.

2023-09-23 10:57:22

Honestly what kind of little fucking wallaby man did I let into my house? #cats #catsofmastodon
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2023-09-18 00:19:30

Autistic people infodumping on me about their cool special interests on the internet is enrichment for my enclosure.

2023-09-14 20:58:11

The fact that transgender healthcare lowers suicide risk isn't a surprise, but it's great to see research backing it up. https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/new-randomized-trial-shows-trans

2023-09-14 20:47:03

Is there an easy way to tell if you've reblogged a post in the past on tumblr?

2023-09-14 20:42:47

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@npub1a84…wlgu I DO but it would be BAD.

2023-09-14 20:40:23

HELP
I want to post about something nuanced that would be incredibly inadvisable to start a conversation on social media about!

2023-09-14 17:38:33

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@npub1dzj…4cun Hey, good job! I've cleaned up one bathroom mostly and the floor in the hall, but I have so much more to do.

2023-09-14 17:29:35

I need to clean my house, but I feel so fucking sick.

2023-09-07 20:28:27

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@npub1dzj…4cun It's pretty commonly called cake in the US, idk.

2023-09-07 20:24:48

Where does tiramisu get off calling itself a cake? That's mousse/pudding with cookies in it. It's a trifle, if anything.