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2024-10-05 22:04:10

No, no, no, it's not a green screen. As you can see, it's a blue screen. Totally different.
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2024-06-18 16:12:24

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@npub16sv…wfgz try something like "ff0000 00ff00 00ffff ffff00"

2024-06-07 19:52:24

Nice one. Woman bought the $11 insurance for her $500 tickets. Can't make the event, files claim. They say sorry, not eligible, and give her the $11 back instead.
@npub1m69…zdwk

2024-06-06 04:58:19

Wikipedia is once again begging for your donations so they can afford a map of New York in English.
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2024-05-23 22:28:18

How perfect that we can bring back the term paste eaters for people who listen to the output of chatbots.

2024-05-16 20:55:32

Rust is clearly superior to go based on the most obviously objective scientific measure: the number of blog posts about how strings work. Nobody writes blog posts about strings in go, pathetic, but a vast literature has been developed to explain the greatness of rust strings.

2024-05-16 20:48:39

I'm pretty much always forgetting to add new files when I commit changes, and never notice until I switch machines and stuff's missing. Maybe I should give up on source control and just use a shared filesystem for everything.

2024-05-09 20:20:53

The term "torment nexus" is pretty rapidly being enshittified into meaning anything that's mildly annoying.
Went to the grocery store, had the torment nexus beep at me during checkout because my lettuce shifted after I placed it on the scale.

2024-03-23 18:04:07

Apparently the new cool ActivityPub thing to do is ignore the Accept header and instead look for Mastodon in the user agent.

2024-03-14 23:25:08

I keep forgetting about my RSS reader, then coming back to it, so I'm now grinding through a pile of links from January which are not quite so old that I want to declare bankruptcy, but not so fresh that I care, and mostly kinda tiresome.

2024-03-14 23:07:31

A social network where posting links to proposed bills also requires posting escrow, and if the bill never makes it out of committee, the escrow is divided up among everyone who lost time reading your link.

2024-03-14 18:13:49

Veto power, baby!
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2024-03-13 23:45:42

Perhaps in this new perspective, an advanced race of superbeings could be beneficial to us as long as their population was controlled. We could make them the politicians. volume_up
volume_up, brother, volume_up. So say we all. volume_up. Amen.

2024-03-13 23:40:38

Going to incorporate "volume_up" into my daily lexicon.

2024-03-13 22:25:10

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@npub1uza…ux8m you need a spiral of Fibonacci number contact points.

2024-03-13 18:41:42

"This is not an attempt to ban TikTok. It’s an attempt to make TikTok better. Tic-tac-toe."
But why stop at TikTok? Why doesn't the government pass a law that says every company must get better? Hell, not just for companies. Pass a law to make every person better, too.
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2024-03-13 17:50:06

It occurs to me that honk's "really freaking long" detector is not optimized for inline images. Not sure about the best fix. One fix would be inline image posts should be collapsed by default. Maybe just set a max-height with y-overflow:scroll in css?

2024-03-13 16:40:04

Did you watch Dune 2? Or did Dune 2 watch you?
My new blog post about the privacy policy of the ticket purchasing app that is not at all trying to ride the coattails of a popular happening.

2024-02-29 20:20:19

@npub1fg5…dgjp 1.3.0 Big Bonsai
You've been asking and pleading, waiting patiently and impatiently, and at long last the lazy dev team has heard your petition and finally added support for the <big> html tag.
Also:
Adds supports for polling hashtag feeds with rss
Makes it easier to inline images in posts (<img src=1> will inline the first attachment).
Additional metadata fields to allow posting links to azorius, etc.
It's a big one!
-rw-r--r-- 1 hg hg 920299 Feb 16 13:35 honk-1.2.3.tgz
-rw-r--r-- 1 hg hg 1968345 Feb 29 15:13 honk-1.3.0.tgz

2024-02-22 20:46:34

These bluesky blog posts spend more time talking about mastodon than bluesky.

2024-02-14 19:39:34

Gonna refer to bluesky as jackstodon from now on.

2024-01-29 23:24:12

Man, banning social media for kids under 16 is going to be fucking hell for the one kid who's a few months younger in their grade. Like being the last kid to learn to drive, and slowly watching all your friends go out without you, but literally never getting invited to the party because it's illegal to send you an invitation.

2024-01-29 17:28:37

They’re remaking Road House with Jake Gyllenhaal and they’re going to RUIN my childhood!!!

2023-12-30 02:37:54

Hahaha, wtf, misskey sees escaped html and says, hold my beer, I can I unescape this? Too big brain for me.
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2023-12-15 22:42:05

New band name: ketamine affects

2023-11-18 01:36:38

I really don't see why so many people are losing their minds over adjusted gross income.

2023-10-28 19:27:17

Not a big fan of people writing English using V for U like it's ancient latin.

2023-10-10 05:25:10

How many lofi channels can there be on youtube?

2023-09-23 20:33:24

Accepting bribes in the form of gold bars seems almost comically stupid.

2023-09-03 00:05:22

It's funny how threads about great programmers with deceptively low productivity metrics always attract 400 other great programmers who are similarly maligned by metrics. I'm inclined to say metrics are unreliable crap, but it's still fascinating that nobody anywhere is, or has ever worked with, a great programmer with good metrics. Or, for that matter, a bad programmer with bad metrics. The only two types that exist are good programmers with bad metrics and bad programmers with good metrics.

2023-08-30 17:47:15

Too big to shove a cone in here.
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2023-08-24 02:03:57

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@npub10ww…kvrw we're currently in the prison colony recovering from a zombie outbreak.

2023-08-24 01:26:01

I'm starting season 4 of walking dead, and there's 7 more to go? This show moves slower than the walkers do.

2023-08-18 18:36:25

Starting a war of useless pedantry on the term facial recognition. Well, actually, it's facial identification. Facial recognition is what your camera does for auto focus.

2023-08-15 00:57:19

"It allows a full separation of the frontend dev velocity from the backend velocity."Love to ride the startup rocket where the front and back are moving at different velocities.

2023-08-14 20:26:15

Checking in on reddit/programming..."Why do programmers use Vim/Neo? Is it really useful or just to look cool?"
Ah, yes, very serious programming forum.

2023-08-05 22:01:47

Has anybody ever made a website that used both <b> and <strong> (or <i> and <em>) on the same page for different purposes? (Other than the MDN page telling you that they're different elements.)

2023-08-03 19:31:03

Big Browser has stolen the <bgsound> tag from us. Never forget, never forgive.

2023-07-31 00:37:07

Okay, the new world order of shadowverse hashtags is here. No longer are we limited to ugly pound signs invading our beautiful prose. New slim and trim hashtags are only in the ActivityPub object, not the html content.

2023-06-28 01:29:41

Time to build a wall a mile high on the northern border.
https://honk.tedunangst.com/d/2LP3mDQFHYGLjB321d.jpg

2023-03-30 18:18:06

If a language model trained on a bajillion blogs and reddit posts is self aware, that would imply that reddit posters may also be more self aware than previously thought. Concerning.

2023-03-30 15:25:08

The yimbys have gone too far.
https://honk.tedunangst.com/d/MKY9t2n4qSf3Vyxn61.jpg