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The society we've created for ourselves is a horrible, efficient soul-crushing machine! Here's a picture of my medication!
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2023-08-16 22:01:22

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>normal
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2023-08-16 21:57:46

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What types would Watamelon be? Grass and water?

2023-08-16 06:10:34

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New friend?
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2023-08-15 21:38:29

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Awesome! I can't afford the plane or a mailbag though. I blew the budget on other components already.

2023-08-15 21:13:29

Did anybody else try the ahegao Cinnamon Toast Crunch while it was out? Tasted kinda weird.
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2023-08-15 21:02:06

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Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Rocks in a Hat?

2023-08-15 20:13:50

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2023-08-15 19:42:46

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Single moms are often single because of emotional dissatisfaction with the marriage and initiated the divorce or had unprotected sex with an unreliable partner. Single dads are often in custody of children because the mother died or was so insanely cracked out and abusive the state actually gave them custody.
That is to say, single moms are often by choice (or fucking out of wedlock for fun or to try to capture a randomly selected guy). Single dads are often not.
That doesn't cover all cases, but is the broad impression of the two types I think.

2023-08-15 18:48:28

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Postage paid.
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2023-08-15 18:21:37

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The human brain was not prepared to understand that it would one day release pleasure hormones in response to looking at a magic box projecting a visual representation of a plastic anime girl version of a disfigured, murderous toy doll. But here we are.

2023-08-15 07:40:21

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Yeah, but what if your chug jug supply lines were destroyed and there was a rampant chrome epidemic sweeping through the map? Surely that would speed up the rate of victory royales.

2023-08-15 07:35:33

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Is it rude if I ask about his teeth? I don't know the etiquette.

2023-08-15 06:29:44

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This guy might be a plant if he's not saying nigger even when asked politely. And you even called him a newfag so he knows you're talking to him. I don't like this one bit.

2023-08-15 06:27:33

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Hey, what's going on over here. Is this guy not saying nigger?

2023-08-15 05:05:16

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I don't appreciate this creature's threatening demeanor.

2023-08-15 01:21:41

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It's confounding. Why would you get your ego wrapped up in which tech youtuber your get your product news from to begin with? And if you're going to, why would it be Linus? There's not a single wrinkle in that guy's cranium.

2023-08-15 01:09:16

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Good luck on your Lunatic Lavel 1cc. I believe in you. Sakuya is the truth and the light.
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2023-08-14 23:27:45

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Now, I'm just asking innocently here.
But could you possibly find a map of Jewish population density? Purely for scientific purposes.

2023-08-14 22:36:05

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I tried explaining Fahrenheit to a Euro friend as "It's just the general range of human habitable temperatures on a scale of 0 to 100. So 70 is pretty warm. 30 is cold. Simple." and he said that made no sense.
Metric causes brain damage. I don't live inside water. When it freezes or boils is not useful to me for air temperature. These are all human-used measures that people had for thousands of years. Some of them cross-culturally without knowing it (Japanese shaku).
The French are perverts. They tried to make a metric week too. Their measurements are for creeps.

2023-08-14 22:12:30

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Maybe if we just cried more. :cirno_stare:

2023-08-14 06:40:03

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Washington, DC (and more specifically nearby Ashburn, VA) is home to lots of data centers and routing hardware for major Tier 1 backbone providers. It is, however, often conjectured that those datacenters are in Ashburn for government convenience.
192.168.x.x is reserved and 192.88.99.x is reserved. Not the IP being used for the website.
Not saying the site's not a ploy, just that those facts aren't entirely important in the first case and is entirely wrong in the second.

2023-08-14 06:14:21

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Are they near Dildo?

2023-08-13 23:22:12

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It's such a designer's gun. "We have to have it! Minutemen! Get it? Like the old timey guys? They need an old timey gun!"

2023-08-13 23:20:27

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I used a laser musket once for about 45 seconds on launch day and never again. Worst gun ever.

2023-08-13 20:38:38

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I dated a girl like this. She cut off a chunk of my finger because I fell asleep during a blowjob and demanded I put ice cubes in her vagina.

2023-08-13 07:21:42

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I hear these days girls are giving out numbers attached to ChatGPT bots, so maybe you can score an AI girlfriend and win twice.

2023-08-13 03:08:26

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PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP MATE INFUSION MATE INFUSION MATE INFUSION MATE INFUSION

2023-08-13 03:03:30

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It's alright. The sticker goes around the far side of the helmet and the part you can't see says "Mating"

2023-08-12 23:27:43

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Server queens are truly the most ancient form of vibe killer.

2023-08-12 05:59:15

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Okay, but what do I get in return?

2023-08-12 03:55:02

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It's like they don't even care about the facts. Maybe she was acting in a very hippo-ish manner.

2023-08-11 21:46:46

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Yeah, they're from Alabama and definitely in that Southern Soul tradition, though the newer stuff does work in some more modern production concepts. Really great band.
Bruised Fruit and The Last Dance are both certified bangers as well.
youtube.com/watch?v=68WOSpne-ko
youtube.com/watch?v=knRbqdSnrd8

2023-08-11 21:40:50

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2023-08-11 20:59:50

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i cry ever tim 😢

2023-08-11 20:53:50

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It's a sort of fat bitch camouflage. It's also why they are usually loud, boisterous, and flamboyant in other ways. They think if they have some other features it will distract from them being fat, homely, and miserable.

2023-08-11 06:59:41

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2023-08-11 05:56:14

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Shit got pretty tense for a little while in like 2019 at the Wolf Creek range near Portland when some of the more hopped up antifa kids started showing up to shoot. They were graffitiing shit and just generally leaving trash all over. It fizzled though, thankfully.

2023-08-11 03:55:58

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!! Oh no! Scandalous! I've been scandalized!
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2023-08-11 03:54:10

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He is a bold hero. Weirdly, discussion was locked on the Jesus Paintings mod but not on the shark mod. Probably an honest mistake.

2023-08-11 03:51:48

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Is the fight you posting a bunch of anime girls at me? Because maybe. :cirno_hi:
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2023-08-11 03:43:29

Since Fallout 4 mods were a bit of a thing today. Here are the results of the silent war that was the Fallout 4 mods of the month for June 2023:
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2023-08-11 03:14:17

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Now listen. I'm not sayin' nothin' or nothin'... but if there was a picture of that dyke's butthole on the internet, I'd look at it.

2023-08-10 19:48:04

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I read this as "totally half ass eating at work today" and had to scroll back up to try to figure out what that meant.

2023-08-10 02:35:08

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I was reading an alternate take from a historian, can't find the article now but it might've been a book, where they made the point that people did not conceive of time the same in the pre-industrial era.
So our expectation of drastic change and progress or shift are really just influenced by a, broadly speaking, incredibly new shift in both our conception of culture across time and of time itself by way of clocks and clock-based schedules rather than natural rhythms and relatively static lifestyles across generations. I'm sure mass media plays an insane role in all of that as well.

2023-08-10 00:49:31

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@npub1lnz…k8dk @npub1a3e…tn2x @npub15qp…pdm7 I support this endeavor. Let her set it up and let us know how it works out. Maybe set up an automated post in case you starve to death.

2023-08-09 05:12:13

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There's a lot that's not particularly engaging beyond the Multiculture Parade but that shit is so distractingly constant that it makes it hard to get immersed. Every other character is non-white in a setting that you just can't square with that racial mixup.
I checked out entirely when I hit the tranny innkeeper and just sort of dawdled through a bit of exploring and never opened it back up.

2023-08-09 00:17:50

What's with all these Australians lately? What're they up to? What do they want from us?

2023-08-08 22:06:39

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And what about trusting the DM to ensure you have a good time? Or a terrible time, depending on the style he runs or you want to play? So many problems with 3.5e for newer players are DM controllable. Adding complexity back in as a set of homebrew rules is much harder than just saying "We don't worry about that for this game."
And if your friend's a rules lawyer, you punch him in the dick. So it's another easy fix.

2023-08-08 21:54:29

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Well, the mythical "New Player" might be put off if they can't be sassy to a god with no repercussions after having played for 20 minutes.

2023-08-08 21:43:50

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The one that kills me is the "I am going to help you (lie)" one. Because games seem to really have no interest in letting you play a Machiavellian evil character and your followers, even late into a game, react as though everything you say is face value. And even when you do go the full-on evil character, you never have evil loving horny psycho female fangirls and diehards. It's always depressed frowny people and you yell at them. Never willing slaves who want their tits mashed up or their balls crushed in the ball crushing machine. We deserve a better class of writer for open-ended choice heavy game. Though it's also a core issue with the traditional alignment system being kinda crap.
5e was bad and D&D Next sounds like it's basically going to turn shit into Improv Night at Doug's Basement or whatever. At least, that's what I hear. I can't bring myself to care to look into it anymore.

2023-08-08 21:26:19

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What's that? You wanted to do something that wasn't railroading you toward saving the world as the Big Damn Heroes? Sorry, best we can do is cacklingly evil megalomania cutscenes and all your companions leaving or just becoming a competing evil megalomaniacs.
What fun! And oh yeah, if you talked to anyone more than once, you WILL see their "I wanna fuck you scene." And hey, about 90% of those alluded to alternate paths quests have? Yeah, they just don't exist. Full stop. Have fun!
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2023-08-08 18:09:21

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If I have to hear another person vaguely bloviate about how great Cruelty Squad is, I'm going to huck a basket of dog shit off the roof of a Target, dude. I keep watching them waiting for anyone to call the game bad or criticize it at all. It never happens. Just vague praise for how obtuse it is and self congratulations for liking it and WOOOOAH! WACKY POMPOUS ARTSY STUFF! It's hostile to the player, but it's okay because it's art!

2023-08-07 14:18:07

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I don't know what sort of trick this is, but I'm not falling for it.
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2023-08-07 06:14:15

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Didn't Misskey just defed them recently for CSAM, at least temporarily?
And I assume pawoo's usercount is inflated because a few years ago pixiv made creating a pawoo account super simple so a lot of artists made them and never used them or used them only briefly and they're not pruning.

2023-08-07 05:51:41

Is there's a bike shorts pervert on poast? We need a bike shorts pervert.
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2023-08-06 22:28:31

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@npub1aet…uf5f
Did she prove it by saying she was a basketball coach?
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2023-08-05 22:14:22

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@npub1k43…6hs3
Some of the NPCs do make some good points though.
@npub193a…z6ex
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2023-08-05 17:50:37

Is poast still down?

2023-08-04 23:34:00

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Forget not having the opportunity. How many just won't care to ever try? You can coast through a comp sci degree while trying to do TikTok and YouTube and esports and whatever else and still come out the other end without too much damage if it doesn't work out.
Why would you try? The upside of effort is, what? A slightly cushier 60 hour a week job for the same set of tin pot dictator bosses whose dream you are working toward instead of your own? There's no incentive.

2023-08-04 05:46:45

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tru
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2023-08-04 05:39:55

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2023-08-04 05:33:43

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By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here! Next to me!
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2023-08-04 03:49:06

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But what if I need to smuggle microfilm out of East Berlin?

2023-08-04 03:05:57

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Maybe he means a girlfriend who is addicted to lean. He wants a girl who slizzurp the sizzurp.

2023-08-04 00:44:42

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2023-08-03 23:43:48

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Ah yes. Comedy. I've heard about this. It's different from how people described it.

2023-08-03 17:56:24

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2023-08-03 17:20:49

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Correct.

2023-08-03 17:05:52

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Mornin' hottie.

2023-08-03 16:38:09

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You're a real pervert. But that's not uncommon amongst Chicago sports fans.

2023-08-03 16:32:49

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List the teams. Some of us a trying to get paid.

2023-08-03 11:26:04

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@npub167x…ml9g
Better love story than Twilight.

2023-08-03 11:02:15

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@npub1c8g…rgrm @npub18d6…37vn @npub1q2j…crzn Truly proof that we're all lazy degens who don't understand the value of a good hard days work. Now all these Mexicans they hired off-book for $5/hr who live 15 to a house? Those fellas know a thing or two about hard work and respecting the bossman.

2023-08-02 21:59:16

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If she's not, I'd be genuinely amazed. But that just means she can spit in our mouths. So win some, lose some, right? 😀

2023-08-02 21:48:48

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He's imagining himself as Marty McFly at the sock hop. Which means... his mom wants to fuck him?

2023-08-02 19:08:02

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@npub1qpp…856l
It's the mentality that kills 99% of manga. If it's doing well, the editors and publishers want to push it forever, then they axe it when people get bored and you get shitcan rushed endings that make no sense
People have this misconception that writing is easy because it's harder to detect bad writing than bad art so they have no idea that story planning and pacing are super important. People genuinely have no idea why they hate or even feel meh about stories because they have no idea that the process is more than "think of words until the story is over."

2023-08-02 17:27:14

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Sounds like somebody's got a real case of the Mondays.

2023-08-01 16:44:15

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Did you experience tingles?

2023-08-01 16:10:53

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She doesn't mind where the children come from though. So you can just grab some from anywhere.

2023-08-01 10:32:18

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@npub12d4…erfl
It's more commonly mixed into stuff for cooking (biscuits, pancakes, and salad dressings being the most recognizable things to a wider group), but some people like to drink it. Though personally, I don't recommend it. It's a very acquired taste.
@npub1jcz…n00z

2023-08-01 02:03:01

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Are they really strangers if you've been in the splash radius of their nut yolks?

2023-08-01 01:58:47

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If jerking off in a movie theater makes you a sexual predator, then aren't we all Pee-Wee Herman in our own way?