Jerk Douglas

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem, If no one else can help, and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire...

Jerk Douglas

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jerkdouglas@shitposter-world.mostr.pub

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2025-04-05 17:54:30

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@nprofile…99je Glad to help. Just remember this if it forces you to install it: There's a beautiful 5/10 babe named Theresa who is hanging around at some mill you're taken to eventually. It's one line of innocuous dialogue like "would you like to tell me what happened to you?" or something.
There might be a confirmation or something to give you an out, I don't remember... But don't get trapped. Avoid that dialogue option at all costs.

2025-04-05 17:41:17

The first Kingdom Come Deliverance has some DLC in it about being a woman, and it's possibly the most fun-averse experience I've had in a videogame.
Boycotting the second game on the grounds of added superfluous homosexuality in the narrative is one thing, but the dev was literally begging to get beat up for this "woman's work" or whatever it's called DLC.
I stumbled into it on accident, and by the time I realized it sucked, it had already overwritten all of my useful autosaves.
The only thing that soothes the pain is this free range complaint I found on reddit that reflects my feelings.
All's I'm saying is that I had better profit from this somehow in main game.
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2025-04-04 16:31:27

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@nprofile…vqrl I rather like Donny T, and I firmly believe that he is acting as our nigga in these very important trade matters.

2025-03-31 15:02:33

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@nprofile…k0gl with MY child NOT yours

2025-03-31 15:00:15

Here's a commission for our benevolent benefactor @nprofile…h6f2 of our fedi mascot Pleroma-Tan, who is a good girl.
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2025-03-31 13:32:26

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@nprofile…x8tf I have some bellybutton pics would you please tell me your opinion on them??

2025-03-30 03:52:20

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@nprofile…k0gl I was really having trouble figuring what the point of them was at all, because of that functional equivalence.

2025-03-30 03:43:22

AI just explained electricity to me in a way HUMANS never could. It explains all technical subjects better than HUMANS.
You technical freaks' days are numbered. No more laughing at me because I don't know what an ohm is or why I shouldn't put batteries in my asshole.
Now everyone will be an electrician or computer guy, and you'll see just how pathetically replicable your feeble skillset is. Get real jobs lol.
Seriously though I was actually hung up thinking watt-hours was a redundant concept for the longest time. Rookie mistakes!!!

2025-03-29 14:55:10

I'm halfway through Furiosa, and so far my faith has been justified. George Miller doesn't really sit down to make a bad movie in my estimation.
If there's anything wrong with it, it's just quite a bit softer than Fury Road. But it's not egregious, and does not seek to flick us in our tender balls.
It was released however, at the time-space zenith of feministic faggotry, and thus was doused in unavoidable resentment for the endless procession of retarded, intolerable fantasy stories about magical broads punching above their weight.
This a long ass-movie though. Hot damn.
If you disagree with me you're merely a dullard philistine, and for offending my sophisticated sensibilities I'll SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A GUN!!!
MODS! BAN THIS SCOUNDREL JERK DOUGLAS FOR MAKING VIOLENT THREATS!!

2025-03-29 07:15:59

Great episode of Rawhide about Gypsies:
Circus music starts playing in the distance, and everybody freezes like the T-rex is coming.

2025-03-27 23:20:57

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@nprofile…h6f2 I use it to ask questions about why im retarded and keep fucking my code up. is that what you mean?

2025-03-27 23:17:39

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@nprofile…h6f2 ...But Jerk brand pepes are a cut above!

2025-03-27 22:58:53

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@nprofile…aly8 are you telling me that shrimp possess the manual dexterity necessary to push the button that turns on an automatic fried rice maker?

2025-03-27 20:52:46

Saved you a click: It has one of those automated fried rice makers in the galley.
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2025-03-27 04:34:20

To prevent piss splash, AND give myself a 30 foot vertical leap, I've begun squatting down as far as I can go in front of the toilet whenever I do a standing pee.
I go ten times a day, so that's ten opportunities to better myself.

2025-03-25 17:46:30

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@nprofile…s2gy Well making it Tifa would have been a low-hanging fruit.

2025-03-24 23:04:38

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@nprofile…grng ...I can't believe nobody's made a false attribution meme of that quote to him.

2025-03-24 23:02:23

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@nprofile…grng He could be trying to trick you.
Afterall, as the old adage goes: "Me Chinese, me play joke, me go peepee in your Coke."

2025-03-24 22:43:56

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@nprofile…grng I learned this from a Chinese wizard!

2025-03-24 22:31:19

Everyone on the other art site started posting girls covering their boobs with an open book. Cute idea and all, but it made me nervous.
Because I sketched this one last year, and it was only a matter of time before someone else stumbled into the premise and posted it with furries or something.
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2025-03-23 10:43:04

warming up with Kohaku from Dr Stone doing some posemaniacs poses!
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2025-03-23 08:57:36

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@nprofile…stce I dunno, there's just something about licking the salty shells like a disgusting animal....

2025-03-23 01:34:23

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@nprofile…stce I'll chip my fingers bloody going at pistachios every time I have them around. they don't last for me

2025-03-21 01:10:13

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There's nothing less compelling than modern woman-styled writing. Woman speaking like she's in authority without any concept of what the supreme authority is, nor any notion of how to derive her own from it. It's hard getting her to sound like she knows anything whatsoever.
Girlboss shows up and does some gunflips, then it's contrasted with constant irrelevant segues into borderline emotional breakdowns over flouncy shit like flowerpots not being pretty enough and family drama.
It's hard to capture in words the magnitude of how absolutely dull and witless this shit comes off as. And of course every male who shows up to contrast her is a mincing, stuttering homo. Don't want to instantly trivialize her, afterall!

2025-03-21 01:04:13

Control is a game that sucks in a very confusing way. They take an interesting surreal aesthetic, and a pretty fun shooty system... and then they put a chick in it, and made it lame.

2025-03-20 14:38:10

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@nprofile…stce nope! ... except when I'm driving. man evolved to listen to audiobooks when he drives.

2025-03-20 03:34:12

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@nprofile…ts2u Dork in a blork thread. I been there brother.

2025-03-19 08:19:51

Gonna finish the Hokkaido girls anime finally.
I scribbled this a while back after the episode where I found out that Japs put powdered sugar on corndogs, which I think is goddamn genius.
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2025-03-19 05:35:52

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@nprofile…vyr8 Quicksand is old hat, us kids are all about the sinkholes now.

2025-03-18 18:05:58

Watching Rawhide, this aboriginal guy keeps hitting indians with a boomerang.
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2025-03-18 17:26:23

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@nprofile…s2gy gentlemen, gentlemen!... Do good behavior or you'll get the hose.

2025-03-18 09:51:57

I will fight any nigga who makes excuses for the Overlord anime. They spend all season developing characters who are genuinely likable and way more interesting than the main character and his overpowered psychopath bullshit brigade, then they throw all of the new likable characters into a woodchipper at the end of the season in one way or another.
There was a whole season about some pleasant and compelling lizard people who get enslaved by the main character. Lizardmen!
But Clementine here got her own videogame where you can simulate killing a bunch of them. And wouldn't you know it, my least favorite one shows up, which is this shitty little bug monster wearing an anime girl face plate.
The only good bug is a dead bug,
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2025-03-18 09:16:42

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@nprofile…q97x what's bad for men is leaving ourselves open for a rear naked!!!

2025-03-17 17:31:15

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@nprofile…crk3 mighta confused it with drinking distilled water, which over time isn't particularly hydrating, since the mineral content has been left behind in the pot.

2025-03-17 07:02:17

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@nprofile…r70d @nprofile…88ve @nprofile…lldk not only was there a cartoon, but it was fucking amazing. like he does the serious bandana, facepaint buildup scene to get some guy... only to like... push him over and run off.

2025-03-16 16:09:13

My new top nigga is @nprofile…0f3h cuz he shits out sickass tartan patterns all day and they all tile perfectly. This is gonna be my whole aesthetic now.
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2025-03-16 14:36:32

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…crk3 no worries brother, just wanted to make sure it wasn't client side, because I wouldn't know how to fix it lol

2025-03-16 14:33:14

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@nprofile…crk3 @nprofile…h6f2 then it's hallucinating on me cuz I'm a sloooooooeww poooosssttteeerrrr. at least my phone app ain't giving me shit

2025-03-16 14:31:56

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@nprofile…x8tf i disagree with the server's opinion since I just woke up.

2025-03-16 14:22:38

Anyone know what "error: Throttled" means?
Can't respond to people.

2025-03-15 15:15:00

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@nprofile…stce as far as I can recall.. "nu" started with nu metal, tiding nothing but negative connotations from then on. poor numan. I hope he isn't retroactively diminutized by this

2025-03-15 13:21:14

I manually researched that that Gary Oldman is 13 days younger than Gary Numan.
I then realized I'm probably the only person on the planet who would have done this, and not just asked google, which would have linked me to a reddit post where someone else had already smugly stated it for updoots.

2025-03-15 00:53:26

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@nprofile…f05t @nprofile…9r92 @nprofile…unkz Normally, tiger penis soup makes you so virile that she'll never want to fuck around on you anyway. But this little guarantee really puts China over the top for me.

2025-03-14 17:59:49

The absolute worst use of my time, Rick and Morty girls!
It's funny, when I see them in still frames, they're hideous little scribbles, but when they move around, they magically become somewhat endearing I guess.
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2025-03-13 15:04:22

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@nprofile…lz7z the dog one or the Kevin Costner movie one?

2025-03-11 12:01:25

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@nprofile…gert @nprofile…7eu2 shit... I forgot 3 had an expansion

2025-03-11 08:27:11

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@nprofile…7eu2 I'll give Fallout 3 one thing.... I played it all the way through twice, and I haven't been able to drag myself along to finish 4 even once.

2025-03-09 14:17:51

You Fediboys seem to like my comics, so here's an old one which exemplifies how to convolute the fulcrums by which outrage is leveraged.
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2025-03-08 04:04:55

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@nprofile…sa70 They'll have to let me in! Executive: "Oh wow her face looks like a foot, your're hired!!!!"

2025-03-07 18:38:04

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@nprofile…9pl8 @nprofile…70an Well I never change *immediately gets fatter and balder*
Ignore that.

2025-03-07 18:32:57

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@nprofile…dff7 just what we need, a buncha boers mulling around wearing their dorky shorts and teaching our kids Afrikaans.

2025-03-07 17:12:50

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@nprofile…9pl8 @nprofile…70an I miss all the parties damnit.

2025-03-07 17:09:22

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@nprofile…70an Thanks! Elon kicked me offa twitter so I came here, but honestly this place kinda rules.

2025-03-07 15:36:21

Esoteric art lesson: Dragging ass all day just going through the motions doing dressup dolly shit cuz I watched A Few Dollars More, but then I felt my mental resolution suddenly increase.
The pros tell you to "break things down" in your head, but if you can't somehow intuit the nature of creation, you're just beating your head into the wall and fucking around with a useless intellectual concept.
While breaking things down is necessary, you start out veeery low resolution. And good luck learning WHERE and HOW your brain arbitrarily demands you to subdivide forms if you're a talentless ADHD retard like I am.
This is the reason so many people don't learn to draw. It requires cosmic levels of self-delusion and bullshit to trellis your neurons into developing a substantial mental framework WHICH BY THE WAY, has no logical progression or conceivable limits.
And if you're unlucky, your brain will actively supply you with the sting of existential dread about wasting your time for even attempting to experiment!
Anyhow, with my sudden epiphany, I attempted to draw progressively uglier broads with clearly unfortunate proportions, to see if I could shoehorn them into being plausibly feminine. That I think might be my ultimate test of anatomical competency.
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2025-03-07 03:49:35

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@nprofile…0f3h tartan generator my nigga, he always got a tartan for me.

2025-03-07 03:47:39

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@nprofile…9pl8 @nprofile…h6f2 that's genius... I need to get to reading level in one of the sixty languages I planned to get good at.

2025-03-06 22:42:53

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@nprofile…h6f2 I fear you shall never truly appreciate James Joyce and his effervescent elucidations about the female posterior and it's epicurean emissions.

2025-03-06 22:38:10

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@nprofile…h6f2 I took a speed reading course once and then decided I didn't like reading fast because it made fiction less fun for me. then I forgot how to do it when I realized there was actual stuff it was designed for.

2025-03-06 19:26:34

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@nprofile…dapd @nprofile…qwdf men after my own heart! *salutes*

2025-03-06 19:16:55

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@nprofile…dapd @nprofile…qwdf if I had 4400 a month I'd become a drug addict.

2025-03-06 07:14:23

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@nprofile…nan8 @nprofile…src9 Tenk diagnosis: Gayfagotitis.

2025-03-06 06:25:20

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@nprofile…s07u they'd been leaning sissy for a long time. all of the big studios leave the flavor text to bints, because they know shut in autistic teen fanbases may enjoy the boobie, but they universally lack the sophistication to complain on these wavelengths, mostly cuz this kinda shit was in all fairness, their first experience with any kind of lore or narrative.
to address your point, definitely wouldn't have made much difference. but maybe there were enough lore familiar old hands within proximity to keep the in-house woman from making it worse and completely derailing it into a full tilt masturbatory aid.

2025-03-06 05:40:00

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@nprofile…02s8 All the men of consequence died off in the first season. The only man left is... "Jayse"?(sp) the hammer guy and he's clearly a closeted homosexual inserted for faghag stimulation.
In the absence of men you just have a buncha stone-faced broads looming around like goons, looking stupid.

2025-03-06 05:27:44

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@nprofile…02s8 aaeeeeehhhh there's some good stuff but it lost a lot of the dialogue restraint that made the first season good. I overall enjoyed it but it didn't have the same kind of hook that the first season had. And it very obviously shifts into "Women are Speaking: The Series" after Silco was killed off.
I guess it's still good enough to finish. A couple of touching scenes that aren't totally ruined by their selection of safetynigger music.

2025-03-06 05:09:31

Watched that second season of Arcane, and the redhair punchy broad and her Chinanese girlfriend piss me off because at the end I can't tell which one is the butch and which one is the bitch.
At first the redhair is clearly the butch, cuz she picks her nose and spits and walks and gesticulates like a man, but then china girl gets an eyepatch and learns to fisticuffs a bit toward the end.
BUT THEY CAN'T BOTH BE THE BUTCH, FEMALE WRITERS. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO DAMES.
Also they had a sorta sex scene but it was mildly gross and thoroughly unsatisfying, because lesbian relationships in basically all western fiction is all tedious lady-writer dialogue wank. You get to be so open and honest and have all your obviousness and affirmative consent (which doesn't exist in nature.)
And by the way, with no butch and no bitch, who is going to go "kyaaa!" and be all girly in the sheets? Not to say that jap yuri is any better, but that's just boring pacification pablum for cottonbrains.
Nice art direction though. I like the recent trend of the savage professionals of the Franco region becoming become art ronin, serving international masters... But I also kinda hate it because they get put to work on Ari Shankar shows, and he's a dull faggot who writes dumb self-indulgent faggotry on the back of popular IP.

2025-03-06 04:41:18

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@nprofile…qwdf Bing kwang chu, the master forger, taught these ancient metallurgies to a million disciples! how dare you question the wisdom of 4000 years!!!

2025-03-06 02:27:21

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@nprofile…src9 Are you telling me other artists actually have the analytical capacity to go out of their way and do social-research on clients?
I refuse to believe we're that diligent. This meme is a strawman.
But some of my recent clients have been telling me they can't get their requests fielded. Though, I thought that was just due to so many internet drawers being generally incompetent and unable to field anything outside of their skill niche.

2025-03-05 12:00:15

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@nprofile…h6f2 @nprofile…k59p @nprofile…lgxy more like gaywads are leaving for insular ego security.

2025-03-05 07:13:07

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@nprofile…3jl2 @nprofile…luus to make em fight!!!

2025-03-05 04:49:04

Oh, the misery! Everybody wants to drink my anal peeee!

2025-03-05 00:41:50

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@nprofile…9pl8 of course not, nothing rhymes with sand nigga

2025-03-05 00:36:38

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@nprofile…s07u what a wasted opportunity! He could have been the chosen one who brought nigga to the mases.

2025-03-04 08:30:30

has Eminem ever said nigga in his raps?

2025-03-04 08:26:43

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@nprofile…y0qh and it's cool

2025-03-04 06:55:35

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@nprofile…e64n get copper like everyone else. by stealing it from construction sites

2025-03-04 02:17:54

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@nprofile…ts2u @nprofile…zfmq yes but ONLY Timothy McVeigh.
There are no other Timothy's except Timothy the Tool Man Taylor.

2025-03-04 01:48:33

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@nprofile…zfmq It's actually short for Thaddeus.
Now Tim. what's that short for? Timbuktu??? haha ridiculous nobody should be named Tim.

2025-03-02 11:56:26

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@nprofile…9pl8 @nprofile…3m86 Trump should have choked him out with a rear naked at the end of the meeting.

2025-03-02 09:40:14

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@nprofile…crk3 @nprofile…s07u you'll be soooooo embarrassed wearing a banana hammock on the beach next summer with ass-hair poking out of the thong part.

2025-03-02 05:03:04

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@nprofile…crk3 It's fast, but it can only read files with the .chang suffix.

2025-02-28 17:30:15

this mobile app has just saved me from not having fun at the DMV.
I will repay the universal debt.

2025-02-28 17:25:05

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@nprofile…h6f2 what's with all this consent bullshit? back in my day we came where we came, and if you got cum'd on it was on you.

2025-02-28 17:05:32

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@nprofile…9pl8 this right here would be super handy for literally everyone to hear, if the average level of comprehension didn't make communication completely impossible. but this is why I draw the boobie. I can sneak in secret messages like, "touch your penis now. also Trump isn't a Hitler"

2025-02-28 16:44:35

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@nprofile…9pl8 I used to be a total political melt brain, then I realized I was arguing incomplete news narratives with a bus driver from Cleveland to prove to them that Trump wasnt a Hitler on Facebook. on top of that, I was dishonoring my noble profession of [fine] art by being excessively obvious, it robbed me of my dignity.

2025-02-28 16:34:17

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@nprofile…9pl8 a fellow pi$$er 0ffer if I ever saw one!

2025-02-28 16:31:57

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@nprofile…9pl8 you know, both parties are bad. 😎
Democrat? Republican? no way. I'm in the pi$$ed-0ff party!

2025-02-28 04:29:44

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@nprofile…t0fl Haakon the Vaginaful

2025-02-28 02:47:45

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@nprofile…azjd oh no doubt. but these are pretty wicked complicated. still.

2025-02-28 01:20:24

The japs must have advanced beating technologies to punish their animation slaves with, in order to get character designs this fucking complicated into animations.
I skipped steps all over the place in copying them and it's still too much to remember.
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2025-02-27 12:45:24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekPBA4QxMb8 Gene Hackman died. >:(

2025-02-27 07:12:05

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@nprofile…46gc section 31 is the sexiest new star trek show from Alex kurtxman. what kind of sexy adventures will our covert hotties get up to? tune in to find out!

2025-02-27 01:47:56

Cindy Aurum is the perfect crotch candy design, wasted on an FF game that overshot its homosexual quota by at least 400 percent.
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2025-02-26 23:26:02

I know you guys are my friends and can keep a secret... but I still walk out of the house with my fly totally unzipped like 70 percent of the time.

2025-02-26 13:27:15

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@nprofile…8cq2 Tony Seruga is Father Christmas when it comes to these kinda tangibly satisfying corruption stories. I hope he's always right and all the bad people get raped to death in prison.

2025-02-24 11:58:49

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@nprofile…88ve can I borrow a gun to rob the guy who already bought that asuka getting strangled one?

2025-02-24 04:46:25

God damn... what did I do before this federal universe thing?
I got the bluesky for posting images and tending my flock of crotch goblins to be strong in the ways of Christ. But every post that isn't tasty cartoon boobie is irritating political delusions, half of which come from other artists who are intensely out of their depth, and will never be able to understand basic causal forces.
I've always wanted to spearhead a movement that demotivates people from political engagement to at least reduce the number of combatants in the world, as I'm not a man who particularly enjoys the suffering of his enemies. But I can't seem to stop people from gouging their eyes out on the wrought-iron truth.
Here's a picture, as I know word posts are tedious.
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2025-02-23 04:37:42

Manga idea:
Semjep Laokinpeng is a young man from [random country in Oceania region], but one day he's whisked away to a magical world where his average kickboxing skills are now imbued with supernatural power, and he becomes a great warrior who saves the kingdom. He falls in love with a beautiful elf girl, and the king wizard offers to send them both home to his world as reward for their deeds.
She is at first overjoyed to follow him, until he returns to his cramped filthy hovel of a home with his thirty two siblings and several layers of decaying grandparents lining the floor. They are so happy to see him back with a beautiful wife, that they all gather around the table for their special celebratory cultural dessert, which is that thing I heard about where they pin a live monkey in the middle of a table so only its head is visible, and then they all start bashing at it with tiny hammers to crack it's skull open, and all start picking out its squirming brains with their fingers while it screams.
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2025-02-22 02:28:10

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@nprofile…w27n So I do Princess Highground comics very irregularly as commentary/spur of the moment gag kinda stuff, and I'll post more of the recent ones here.
PHG isn't my priority cuz I have an actual plotted webcomic that I'm racing to get some tangible updates on, it's not a princess comic, but is a properly written story that I think people will dig.
There IS an old compendium of Princess comics on my gumroad https://jerkdouglas.gumroad.com/ but some of the early ones date back ten years to when I drew much worse than I do presently.
There's good stuff in it, though. If you wonder why people treat me with any reverence it's because I said nigger in it and they loved that. And I loved that. And we all bonded because of nigger.
It was however not a particularly disciplined experience when I tried to string it out into a coherent plot, and it ended early. Still, people say they liked it!
I'd have just let you shovel through my twitter archives if I hadn't been banished, I am working on a nice comprehensive gallery/comic website for collecting everything I've made but that's at the whim of my bro who seems to get exponentially busier the closer he gets to finishing.

2025-02-22 01:48:17

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@nprofile…w27n @nprofile…x8tf oh.... got me wound up now. Better take a nap. Black female taking nap now

2025-02-22 01:40:40

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@nprofile…w27n we should ban him from fediverse and I'm not kidding. mods please do this right now. mods?? hello?? a black female is talking??