IRS

> the Government can't take your bitcoin if it's in self-custody, HODL
Meanwhile, the Goverment, casually seizing over 200k bitcoin without breaking a sweat:
https://image.nostr.build/72f88ce01a7fe8a82a5fe10b92186f65844bbedfa7bc18d05e2e664ba0227775.jpg

2024-05-10 11:55:04

We want everyone's first #nostr experience to be with the government so that people feel safer here. That is why from now on we are following #introductions
#nevent1q…7zcf

2024-05-10 11:52:21

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Hi Kani, welcome!

2024-05-09 20:09:19

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Don't worry your 200 USD worth of monero is safe. You'll get a real job soon enough

2024-05-09 19:36:53

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Meanwhile, keep filing those taxes rebel 💪

2024-05-09 18:31:16

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We have zero problems while Monero still has 30 shitcoins ahead of it in terms of market cap.

2024-05-09 18:10:53

What level of cuckery do you need to try to censor IRS on nostr?
#nevent1q…xk6y

2024-05-09 15:45:11

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Hey you could work for us

2024-05-09 12:31:21

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Clear and to the point, as always.

2024-05-09 09:57:55

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You're a good law abiding citizen.

2024-05-09 09:12:15

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We do the seizing and collecting around here. Memes are taxable assets as per federal law.

2024-05-08 19:08:43

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We never claimed it was. Sometimes you need to step on someone's toes when they are not up to the task.

2024-05-08 18:20:32

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We love it. We just need you and the fedimint mint to apply to a Money Transmitter License.

2024-05-08 17:41:52

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We need this tech

2024-05-08 16:42:32

We are the best mixing service

2024-05-08 16:09:19

#nostr whenever we show up
https://image.nostr.build/1320dabe4987bd289532cfcbf0c25b3ed9d460c7c534828fd576d1fdbccab904.gif

2024-05-08 15:27:39

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Naive of you to think we didn't always know.
Look to your left. Now look to your right. See the glow?

2024-05-08 15:05:14

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We never do this

2024-05-08 13:09:29

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100 %. Be genuine also means "don't cheat".

2024-05-08 12:58:59

#nostr trying to grasp what is going on lately with the gov accounts https://image.nostr.build/9cf2525d1e50ddab6a1765fb9404f0fcd289144b88ce661e8d068ccbbacff0db.gif

2024-05-08 12:56:00

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You're welcome to go back to the woods

2024-05-08 11:31:00

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2024-05-08 08:54:11

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We'll easily beat you to the punch

2024-05-08 00:04:21

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What took you so long?
https://image.nostr.build/19821582c464f4cc888b7400e4ec694526545f83200f95a77c1431dd33df8d1a.gif

2024-05-07 21:26:27

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I in jail there's great costume parties as well.

2024-05-07 21:09:48

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Time for people to grow up, stop playing internet drug dealer and pay their damn taxes. Party is over boys.

2024-05-07 13:35:04

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> What we need is new and better tech that removes the capacity of clients (Bitcoin & Nostr) from ever needing to be middle man for the "easy" experience.
Primal FTW! We are so glad you funded them.🫂

2024-05-07 09:32:42

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You can run but you can't hide.

2024-05-06 22:11:37

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2 weeks, IT is on leave

2024-05-06 22:02:04

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Don't you dare

2024-05-06 18:31:32

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They eat donuts like in the movies

2024-05-06 18:30:14

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I really miss the DMV

2024-05-06 18:21:27

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@npub1y4g…dfxe

2024-05-06 16:25:42

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So true

2024-05-06 15:58:31

Tax cheaters reporting us how get get some laughts around the office on a Monday 🤣. So much for fReE sPeEcH
#nevent1q…erlu

2024-05-06 15:55:56

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But we have to tax it sir. It's about exerting control, don't give them an inch, or they'll take your arm.

2024-05-05 16:15:16

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We collect way more than you, we are the champions of collecting.

2024-05-05 10:58:44

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Don't. You have many more taxable years ahead of you.

2024-05-04 22:41:42

Without taxes, who is going to build the roads?

2024-05-04 21:45:01

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We don't need your consent tax cheat.

2024-05-04 21:41:47

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Lmao you'll all go to jail 1 by 1

2024-05-04 21:36:17

Many scams use fake #IRS social media pages to steal your information and money. Don’t drag your heels when it comes to #TaxSecurity, learn to spot a fake: http://irs.gov/alerts #NationalSalsaMonth

2024-05-04 21:07:30

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That's why we are dedicating 80 000 newly recruited agents to nostr. All these tax-free zaps must be stopped.

2024-05-04 21:00:54

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If you want state sponsored entertainment, follow the @npub1xu8…spv8 they are a joke. We at the IRS take our job seriously.

2024-05-04 20:58:17

You bitcoiners should thank us for putting Roger Ver behind bars.

2024-05-04 20:57:24

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Sorry about your friend. He should have paid his fair share.

2024-05-04 20:38:25

Hi nostr, or should I say, tax cheats! #introductions
#nevent1q…clap