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2024-08-19 20:20:41

Another big ole haul of peppers. Gonna pickle the smaller pepperoncinis; will roast and freeze the larger ones for an upcoming salsa making project
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2024-08-15 10:05:22

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GN fren 😴

2024-08-13 00:01:44

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That face is killin me 😂

2024-08-11 15:57:02

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now I want to see it from the vantage point of one of the neighbors on this street watching this chick record herself.

2024-08-10 22:31:55

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Most of these are pepperoncinis so not super spicy but would still make an amazing chilli. I have dried cayennes in the pantry from the garden a couple years back, could add those for the heat part.
now that you mention it, it does feel like a good week for making some chili.

2024-08-10 22:18:26

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i think i might have effed around and picked a peck of them then.

2024-08-10 21:24:40

Here are some maters I picked today. thinking about dehydrating some of these cherries.
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2024-08-10 21:08:42

This is maybe 20% of all the peppers on the plants rn. I’m not sure how much a peck is but I’m thinking about doing some pickling tomorrow.
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2024-08-10 18:41:29

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bruh. quit tryin to make me cry 😭

2024-08-10 17:33:04

TIL that CCR is the most popular band in 2024. No songs about drugs or degeneracy, just guys in flannel singing about rivers and boats. We're so back.
Taylor Swift sisters on suicide watch 🤣
youtube.com/watch?v=3RmQTYLD398

2024-08-10 11:43:58

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Looking good :pumpkin_pepe:

2024-08-09 18:42:23

Darn, I was hoping to learn a new word
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2024-08-09 17:28:51

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Remember that mall smell? :sniffing_intensifies:

2024-08-09 11:45:21

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Mine does this as well. I have to always check for him back there before I move or get up.

2024-08-06 22:15:56

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Dude yes, I noticed loads of those bugs on the thistle and NONE on my tomatoes or calendula this year. So it gets to stay every time I see it now.

2024-08-06 20:29:37

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Leaving some ”weeds” is 🔥, great advice. I leave thistle, native milkweed, and lots of wild black eyed Susans. I even let some of the poke grow in spots since the birds absolutely love the berries from them.

2024-08-05 18:43:06

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I did, ty for asking. I hope yours was good.

2024-08-04 19:58:56

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its a bad-actor attempt to conflate importing goods with importing people who use up public resources innit. Simple as.

2024-08-03 22:25:40

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yeah there is something around here that keeps their numbers down, I’ve not spotted one since moving to this spot a couple years back. I thought maybe it was birds picking them off but we do have some kinda massive black wasp that comes around so maybe thats the deal.

2024-08-03 22:23:25

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will 100% make that trade every time

2024-08-03 22:14:06

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They’re beautiful but unfortunately cannot be allowed to live. I have black light flashlights just for hunting them at night.

2024-08-02 00:45:21

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oh yes sir, squeaky clean. every poo is a 1-wiper, with no residue.

2024-08-01 21:09:33

Been doing so much dehydrating that my original Nesco started crapping out on me and tripping circuit breakers 😭 had to get a new one last week.
Here is a couple trays from the latest batch that’s running now. got opal basil, coneflower, calendula, cornflower (for the petals for adding a blue color to tea), and a MESS of holy basil all in there drying.
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2024-07-30 23:23:13

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Not having to battle the deer is the single upside to still dealing with living in town. I got pretty much all the other pests tho

2024-07-30 23:04:45

Got some handsome maters out there this season.
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2024-07-30 17:11:57

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My gran had that early model sable in a gold-champagne color and then later a mid nineties Taurus in dark purple. for my first car I was the 3rd owner of a baby blue 98 taurus, the one whose front end kinda looked like a catfish.

2024-07-30 15:56:39

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that and the packing cling tape that comes on the roll on a handle like a giant cling-tape caveman club.

2024-07-30 15:54:42

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darn I saw “Cat butt trophy” I’m retarded.

2024-07-30 15:52:36

ULine catalog showed up today. I love the way they smell. Maybe I’ll order some boxes, a commercial sink, and some rugs later.

2024-07-30 11:48:12

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This makes me miss having an oven

2024-07-30 00:23:11

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I loooooved it… until it got to the sperg robot dubstep part 😭

2024-07-29 17:33:06

There is this tiny tiny little copper colored spider that keeps dropping down from the ceiling on his little web to check me out. Yesterday he landed on my arm, just now he landed on my nose 😂 each time I carefully get him onto my finger and guide him back to the wall next to my desk.
It’s this little game we play now, I guess. he’s so little that its hard to get a non blurry pic of him.
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2024-07-29 01:09:57

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I have one of the interceptor utilities (basically an Explorer on steroids) and I love it. easily the most comfy ride I’ve ever had.

2024-07-28 23:23:14

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I was cleaning up my potting soil mess in my basement today and started to consider that maybe I’m unknowingly the dirt man. I do have a lot of dirt in my lair that I put there…

2024-07-28 23:21:48

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I knew what you were talking about even before I clicked your comment to see what the context was
it’s been in my head on a seamless loop all day

2024-07-28 01:04:43

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I love this so much. going out to get some of the best dirt from my garden nao.

2024-07-26 22:51:54

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Everyone in my family including my younger brother only calls them that. I didn’t know them as their real name until I was in my 20s

2024-07-26 00:30:33

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oof hoping this is win11 only and not win10. gonna check on these KBs, if it also impacts win10 that might be a big problem at work soon, BitLocker is enabled on every machine.

2024-07-25 16:53:24

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whoa now it kinda looks like prince charles…

2024-07-25 16:50:11

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they were careful to never mention foreigners of any kind, of course

2024-07-25 16:45:09

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BBC trying to claim its a homeless shelter and not what it clearly is.

2024-07-25 16:43:06

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2024-07-25 13:58:40

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We were literally warned about it in Genesis.

2024-07-25 01:07:59

I was feelin kinda down today and this showed up in my yt suggestions. i gave it a watch and it made me feel better. helped me get outside for a little bit.
youtu.be/FB5_NmqTOm8?si=nIgGErLWxtGDATyWLe1ubE

2024-07-24 23:58:57

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Chonkcumber

2024-07-24 19:03:51

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in their corporate openings they have a position titled Category Analyst - Nicotine. sounds fun!

2024-07-24 18:52:24

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Uhhh I think I need to move to TX if real. I’d gladly go be a store manager for that number.
I wonder what kind openings they have in corporate for an MBA :think_bread:

2024-07-23 12:45:32

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Chewsday innit
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2024-07-23 11:55:02

GM. Gonna be a nice easy day with just a few internal meetings. It’s also going to be very nice outside and I have a lot of catching up to do in the garden. I hope you habe a good day.
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2024-07-23 11:44:30

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mfw no gg react 😭

2024-07-23 11:37:18

This song slaps GM
#note1lvz…63w7

2024-07-22 18:28:50

GIBS NAO PLS
#note1r00…qegy

2024-07-20 15:58:19

soaking the morning harvest of flowers . these will be dried for teas.
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2024-07-15 14:47:11

Marconi pepper, harvest shears for scale. Idk if they’re always this big but wow.
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2024-07-01 00:33:52

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i want to believe he set an alarm just to do that at 7am sharp.

2024-06-30 00:13:18

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Thanks! I go through about 25-30 of those rectangular bales a year. it breaks down into some really nice black soil in just a couple seasons.

2024-06-29 13:57:39

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2024-06-29 13:14:48

The propagation station (literally just my work desk) is looking good. The tomato suckers are rooting up nicely and the basil will be soon. I had a few of each of these die off in the garden so I’m firing up some replacements. My weird brain won’t allow me to just leave holes in the beds. #bloomscrolling
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2024-06-29 13:11:15

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mfw THIS IS A REAL PLACE. it’s called Barry’s Laundry and it’s in Emlenton, PA.

2024-06-29 13:05:04

Happy #caturday friends. I hope you have a very nice day.
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2024-06-29 00:48:02

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I crossed paths with him once at a convention, he is not a large man. super nice guy, very friendly, but short with narrow shoulders.

2024-06-28 20:33:55

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Are they really going to make it more possible to immigrate for White people? I’ve looked into it many times but it’s a very difficult process and very few visas are ever issued. I’m keen on it.

2024-06-28 20:31:09

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brb gonna go research my entire genealogy. I’d take them up on that in heartbeat.

2024-06-28 20:27:13

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Wow that’s awesome!! I never knew it was so useful, I’ve always just grown it because the bees seem to really enjoy it and I like the colors. thank you for the info!

2024-06-28 16:08:57

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same, my grandma and mom both had these dishes. I’ve had a few over the years from thrift shops and they hold up well.

2024-06-28 16:07:00

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that seems to strongly suggest that it’s an edible plant, I now have some investing to do 🤔

2024-06-28 11:42:02

Lord, I see what you’ve done for others and I want that for me.
would pat duck friend.
#note1vu6…azcr

2024-06-26 22:44:22

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Same, I’ve been putting it off almost a year.

2024-06-26 16:51:19

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That has always been my feeling on it as well

2024-06-26 15:53:38

I can’t decide if buying crypto is basically a scam and i’d be stupid to invest OR if I’m already the stupid one for having never done it. What do?
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2024-06-26 02:02:12

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im going to try out at least half of these

2024-06-26 00:47:02

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100% same. they look great.

2024-06-26 00:45:01

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I’m happy for them.

2024-06-25 13:05:37

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I love the music on this

2024-06-15 13:47:49

GM friends I hope you have an excellent #caturday !
I am going back to school and starting my orientation this weekend, I’m excited!
https://i.poastcdn.org/e4183a5451b1f6195a56bb0e507e4f74241b9d1b9c4194461babb8ba81597a42.mp4

2024-06-15 02:10:43

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I’m praying for you and your dog, man. I hope things turn around real soon.

2024-06-15 02:04:39

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I hope your pup gets better very soon 🙏

2024-06-14 17:46:39

Happy #Caturday to friends in Asia and Aussieland. Bruce is having a nap rn, I wonder what he’s holding in his paws in his dream? Maybe a mouse.
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2024-06-14 02:32:42

What do you call it when someone falls down in a patch of nepeta cataria?
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a nip slip.
hort.extension.wisc.edu/articles/catnip-nepeta-cataria/
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2024-06-13 13:26:39

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Bookmarked, thank you!!

2024-06-13 03:56:30

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that roller has no paint 😅

2024-06-13 03:53:41

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it really is, it’s a neat tradition. it really motivates me to try new things in the garden and gives me a reason to try new/differnt preserved goods since that seems to be my wheelhouse.
i get ideas years in advance haha.

2024-06-13 03:49:12

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its for homemade herbal tea. or could be used in baking, cooking, etc.
at the holidays my fam does a Christmas gathering where we exchange homemade gifts only. this year I’m doing a tea sampler for about 20-25 people as one of my gifts. I’ve got about 4-5 different kinds Ive been thinking about.

2024-06-13 03:46:22

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Oh shid that sounds really good. if you try it and its 🔥 I’d love to get a copy of it. I got gobs of lemon balm everywhere, always looking for ways to use it.

2024-06-13 03:13:56

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if i ever have enough ground at my disposal to make that happen I will give it a go. I watched some vids on how to do it with lavender and it seems doable.

2024-06-13 03:12:02

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me too. I once encountered it used in the making of brownies and I thought that was really neat.

2024-06-12 20:14:42

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I’ve fibbed my way into every job I’ve ever had. then taught myself the job as I was doing it.

2024-06-12 20:12:15

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crino

2024-06-12 20:10:26

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thank you! it’s in my office. l like to feel like a millionaire walking across a putting green when I return to my desk after taking a shid on company time.

2024-06-12 20:02:09

It’s like 1 degree warmer today than yesterday and His Majesty is laying in front of the fan.
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2024-06-12 15:10:19

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I try to keep it at least light green by default.

2024-06-12 13:12:04

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One of the many reasons I will only buy properties built in the 1940s or earlier (Watch out for asbestos though).

2024-06-10 15:48:46

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Oof yeah that’s gross. some day I want to have my own chickens so I no longer have to worry.

2024-06-09 19:28:40

the sweet potats are officially planted. only about a week behind my original schedule.
it’s getting to that time of the season where planting starts to get away from me and things get in later than I intended. while it’s not as bad this year as previous years since I tried to get a leg up on things in early spring, I think there are several tasks I should have still done earlier than I did.
one of these years I’m finally going to be on schedule with every crop.

2024-06-09 19:25:53

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heya Cozy, thank you, I’m having a great day! I hope your day has been excellent as well.

2024-06-09 16:50:36

Wild, I was just this morning semi-joking about wearing one of these during my outdoor chores.
#note1nsj…9xjd

2024-06-09 14:30:38

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I almost sliced the side of my neck with the end of a tpost yesterday (it fell onto me as I was positioning the post driver - probably should have been a 2 man job tbh). now I’m rethinking NOT wearing a chainmail gorget whenever I’m working in the yard. It’d probably look cool with my bibs and may make my neighbors uncomfortabl.

2024-06-09 14:26:41

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gacha, more like gotcha.

2024-06-08 14:00:51

GM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy #Caturday
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2024-06-08 13:24:48

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Moar cow-content pls