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2025-05-26 14:36:29

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Proof of the power of marketing! Very few people would actually want one if they hadn't been told that they are rare and special and make you a part of the in crowd.

2025-05-14 18:24:50

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She didn't 'sleep' with any of them. If there's nothing wrong with it, why the euphemism?

2025-05-14 16:10:57

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Oxalates are mostly found in vegetables, aren't they?
I wonder if it really is oxalates causing the problem, or an absence of meat in the diet. My own 7 year bout of cystitis vanished pretty quickly when I stopped being a vegetarian.

2025-04-24 18:17:58

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She might do. I don't think it's fair to say that most of us are anti-vax. I've seen both pro and anti opinions shared on here.

2025-04-10 14:29:44

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six months in jail for every year that he spent raping women is not enough. None of these men deserve to die at home in their own beds.

2025-02-17 20:54:24

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She looks like she might be one of those people who chooses veganism as a way to disguise anorexia/orthorexia,
I hope she isn't imposing her diet on that cat.

2024-10-12 00:14:03

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What do you call the useless flap of skin at the end of a penis?
A man.

2024-09-20 16:03:17

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I didn't even know that growth charities were a thing. Surely so long as kids are not malnourished, they'll grow to whatever height they're supposed to be?

2024-09-18 17:22:52

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For fucks sake!
Even if it were true that troons deprived of surgery always off themselves, I think most people would be ok with that in his case!

2024-09-12 19:36:09

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I think you have to keep them somewhere else.
Bin shed doesn't have to be ugly, though. You can grow stuff up the sides and on top of it.

2024-09-02 13:45:52

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In memory of the late Sean Lock, the fourth plinth should have a giant blender where we juice a paedophile every Friday to mark the official beginning of the weekend. Anything else is just a disappointing waste of space.

2024-08-29 21:28:12

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I hope that mum apologised to the kid and had a good, common sense talk with her as soon as they were out of the TIFs earshot. I can't really blame her for not wanting to explain the situation in front of the kid, cos we've all seen the videos of how troons respond to public misgendering. But if she carried on the pretence after the incident, that would be unforgivable.

2024-08-28 17:25:21

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What are they supposed to call them instead?

2024-08-28 17:20:03

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Can't lock him up. Got to keep those prison spaces free for the far right!

2024-08-27 11:31:24

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That was a ridiculously short sentence to begin with. Got to make room for all those people posting wrong opinions on FB though.

2024-08-26 14:20:53

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No longer available, unfortunately, but good to know that the cheaper ones can be ok. Thanks.

2024-08-26 13:04:36

Boring domestic post.
I'm thinking about getting a food dehydrator. I eat a lot of dried fruit (medication makes me very hungry for sweet things, and I'm trying to stay away from the biscuits!) Also interested in making my own garlic/onion powder and maybe drying herbs, but will be mostly using it for fruit. If you have one, or have used one, is there a particular model you'd recommend or any features I ought to be looking out for?

2024-08-19 18:58:02

My Spotify recommended list keeps trying to make me listen to Billy Bragg! 😵 WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT?!?

2024-08-19 14:25:23

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It's just so depressing. These people are to good comedy what xfactor and pop idol were to good music!

2024-08-18 16:52:57

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It's nothing like mangled fresco Jesus! I can totally tell that this is your dog, and that he's standing in a pose that obscures his fourth leg. He looks like he is leaning forward to sniff the air. But if you're not happy with it, adding in that fourth leg might help. Or a little more shading to make the shadow more obvious.

2024-08-18 10:25:06

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Aww, look at that happy tail! He even rubbed his neck on the ground, so you know he was having a great time!

2024-08-15 19:57:54

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They must have been middle class, or muslim, or both. Using other people's dead children to justify your violent rage is ok, so long as you're the right kind of person.

2024-08-15 19:05:16

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15 months. Men get less for child porn.

2024-08-15 17:35:47

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The hills are alive with the sound of skirts going spinny!

2024-08-15 17:34:23

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Bit disappointed to see Joolz Denby on here. Telling off the lower orders for not having the right opinions is not very punk.

2024-08-15 17:29:14

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The solution to not enough roles for older women shouldn't be to make the older women pretend to be teenagers. This just reinforces the idea that you can't tell an interesting or important story about an older woman.

2024-08-15 12:35:17

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If they ban all the sports where men pretend to be women for the easy win, there won't be much left!

2024-08-15 11:15:57

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2024-08-14 20:08:08

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If the metacam helped, can she stay on it long term?

2024-08-14 20:00:21

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Oh no! She was doing so much better. Did vet come up with a diagnosis, or was it just a case of watch and wait?

2024-08-13 14:44:10

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I visited Wroxeter a few years back. Found it absolutely mind-blowing walking through the remains of buildings that are older than Christianity but were used by people who were pretty much exactly the same as we are now. Being near old things makes me come over all emotional sometimes!

2024-08-10 15:11:06

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Poor dog. I guess I'm lucky with mine, as his instinctive reaction to scary things is to hide - either behind me or in the cupboard under the stairs! Unfortunately, last time I had builders in they needed access to his safety cupboard, so we had to move out for a few days! Do you have other (less silly) builders locally, or are you stuck with these ones?

2024-08-05 12:54:33

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Great news! I felt so sorry for her in your earlier videos. She's walking almost as well as the rest now.

2024-08-02 23:24:31

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I don't understand the 'never left home' part. He's seventeen; it's unusual for a kid that age to move out of the family home and live independently. If it means he never went outside the house, then how was he in the choir?

2024-08-01 21:56:56

Some people would argue that this cheetah is genetically ambiguous and must be treated as a human lest we hurt its feelings.
But only if it wanted to race in the female humans' category.
#note1lad…76us

2024-08-01 12:49:19

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Why?
Men with complete androgen insensitivity would still be men. Womanhood is not a dumping ground for men who can't compete against the other men.

2024-07-31 21:11:41

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Fingers crossed. It looks like he's got enough teeth left to get back on the kibble once his stitches are healed. Hasn't tried eating yet, but after the day he's had, I can't really blame him. He will be getting all the hugs and all the fuss for the next few days.

2024-07-31 21:04:13

Dog's surgery went well. They took a lot of teeth, but he still has a few molars and three of his fangs. His front lower jaw (the bit between the fangs) is all gum now.
He's still zonked from the morphine, but seems happy to be home.

2024-07-30 16:05:18

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'Failed gender tests' is a horrible euphemism. It implies that these cheating males are really women with a vague/minor abnormality of sexual development. Not cheating scumbag men who get off on beating the shit out of a woman in front of a cheering audience.

2024-07-29 19:47:52

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Thanks. He's having some teeth out. Won't know how many until they've anaesthetised him, as he wouldn't open wide for the vet!

2024-07-24 18:30:49

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You're right. Please don't tell anyone. I don't want to get thrown out of the country!

2024-07-24 18:22:16

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Middle aged person radio. They have plays, programmes about gardening and a very twee soap opera set in a tiny farming village.

2024-07-24 18:20:14

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Hemming stuff yourself is ok if it's second hand and very cheap. I really hate having to take the scissors to something brand new. SHe does make some lovely frocks, though.

2024-07-24 14:54:10

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Vegetables are pretty. I once went in someone's house and they had a romanesco on the mantlepiece, because they thought it was too beautiful to eat. Reminded me of those people who used to take their pineapple for a walk, so that all the neighbours would know they were rich enough to have a pineapple!

2024-07-22 21:01:54

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Fucking hell! At least the first one pulled over to have a meltdown. The way she keeps throwing her head back/looking at the camera instead of the road, she could've killed someone.

2024-07-22 20:58:00

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Giving a shit about the kid was an afterthought. People thinking badly of troons was the priority.
Sometimes I hate people.

2024-07-19 17:02:14

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Poor baby! They do have a knack for licking a tiny wound into a massive open sore, though.

2024-07-18 15:09:15

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Oh, that makes me very happy!
I'm really impressed that the course leader felt able to be so honest, under the circumstances. People have been hounded out of their jobs for less. Kudos to the government funded terfy guy!

2024-07-18 14:57:51

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Well done! Often, people just need someone else to say it first. Thank you for giving those closet terfs permission to terf openly!

2024-07-14 14:18:49

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Putting the word gender in your name is even worse than putting your pronouns in your bio. It tells everyone you have no personality beyond your 'quirky'/not like the other girls dress sense.

2024-07-11 19:32:44

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Looks nice. I think I can see broccoli and courgette in there, but not sure about the leaves. Spinach? Cabbage? Something else?

2024-07-10 18:12:42

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Or piss in your shoes!

2024-07-10 17:59:18

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The look on his face!

2024-07-10 11:14:38

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Who do you think is trying to stop men from wearing skirts? I have literally never heard a radfem say that men shouldn't be allowed to wear skirts, although I have seen trans rights activists online pretending that we say that!

2024-07-02 18:50:36

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Bickering over the possible differences between ethical and moral won't change the fact that porn rots your brain and makes you a terrible sexual partner.

2024-06-30 11:28:30

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Sounds annoying, but I hate 'recipes' in knitting. I paid you to tell me how to make a cardi, so tell me how to make the damn cardi!

2024-06-30 11:22:21

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I was about to suggest putting cable stitches back onto regular needle before you knit them, too! It takes a little longer, but worth it if it fixes your tension.

2024-06-29 18:04:12

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Seems like someone thinks kids should only be given woke propaganda to read. Great way to put kids off reading, if you ask me.

2024-06-25 15:50:05

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In my head, this is a song about the time Santigold went to Canada and forgot to pack her jumper.
"Ontario! I'm so damned cold!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQMCsi14d2I&ab_channel=Santigold

2024-06-24 23:14:22

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Well, well, well. That's very convenient for them, isn't it? Sounds much better in future publicity materials than having to admit you wrote a play so bad that even struggling newbie actors didn't want to audition for it!

2024-06-24 20:58:06

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Aww. He'll still know that you think he's a good boy. Head-pats and treats and cuddles are all ways of telling him that too.
I get it though. Hound has got very old very quickly over the past few months. He can still hear cheese being unwrapped half a mile away, but he gets tired really fast and can't do his old walks anymore.

2024-06-19 16:53:36

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The venue really ought to have better provision for disabled fans than just sending them to sit in a room where they can't even see the show.

2024-06-19 14:53:48

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I guess we've got a little longer before AI takes over then?

2024-06-18 16:21:18

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Rosehip jelly is lovely. I made some a few years ago using a recipe from world war II, when brits were encouraged to eat rosehips to get the vitamin C during rationing.

2024-06-16 18:54:00

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There's 2 assholes in this story, and neither of them was giving birth.
Seriously, you do not tell a birthing woman what she can say or how she can say it. You shrug it off, and if asked, you say you've heard worse so it's no big deal.

2024-06-13 17:20:32

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"TERF plays the Sir Ian McKellen Theatre from August 2 to 25."
Not if they can't find any actors willing to be in it!

2024-06-12 20:37:17

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That was entertaining.
I know I'm getting hung up on the wrong thing here, but the shower gel thing really annoys me. Why would someone as poor as JM claimed to be bother boiling down soap to make shower gel. It's a waste of time. Surely you'd just wash yourself with the soap.

2024-06-10 15:13:18

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Poor Jack. Something terrible seems to happen to her every time she gets caught ripping people off!

2024-06-04 18:13:27

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What the fuck did I just hear?
I love ska, but this was...
I don't know what this was.

2024-06-03 15:49:34

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It's only a joke if everyone is laughing. Otherwise, it's bullying. My kids were able to learn this by the age of 6, so this full grown man has no excuse.
Hope she divorces him before the kid gets much bigger, as he will end up either playing pranks on the kid or teaching the kid to bully its mother and friends.

2024-05-30 20:02:55

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Fantastic news! I'm so pleased for you. Are you celebrating?

2024-05-23 21:17:43

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How about instead of sorry or thankyou, we just say go fuck yourself?

2024-05-21 19:02:41

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Ants will do just about anything if the right smell/pheromone is there to give them the instruction. Entomologists sprayed dead ant smell on a worker, and it just went and laid down in the ant graveyard with all the other dead ants.

2024-05-21 11:51:53

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Exactly what I was going to say! Still furious about 16 yo offspring being told to go home and figure out if she has it!

2024-05-20 15:42:16

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Several someones should be sacked over this. It's not enough to just sack one scapegoat and then carry on as before.

2024-05-13 13:47:04

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Imagine telling the most successful living author in the English speaking world to choose her words more carefully! Her words made her a billionaire, Dave. She knows what she's doing.

2024-05-11 20:06:39

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In my defence, it was overshadowed by the so-big-it-doesn't fit-on-the-table pizza!

2024-05-11 20:05:43

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Oops. missed the tiny pot of decorative celery.

2024-05-09 18:27:55

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Oh, that's frustrating. I've been known to abandon whole projects because having to frog it makes me so cross!

2024-05-09 17:56:01

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Thank you so much. Have bookmarked these to print out later. Can't wait to get started!

2024-05-09 12:28:18

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Cool. Will go yarn shopping this weekend!

2024-05-09 11:59:14

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That would be amazing!

2024-05-09 00:13:13

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Thank you!

2024-05-08 15:51:10

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I've never seen a box of these last long enough to require individual storage!

2024-05-05 14:59:24

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Time to update the old adage about bears shitting in the woods.
Do furries shit in the swimming pool?

2024-05-05 14:29:24

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We should send them some of these.
https://media.spinster.xyz/e7f961099e2404c4955225b929dd8650c27c06b31d970ad57889a9d7dc15ab75.png

2024-05-03 15:24:31

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I like how they included the kitchen sink. But surprised there's no palestinian flag or kefiyeh to represent the homos for hammas contingent. If that gets added to the right hand side then the original rainbow will be completely obscured and the task will be completed.

2024-04-30 20:27:03

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Yeah, you'd think the moustache would add a couple of years onto her face, but it somehow makes her look even younger! If I passed these two in the street, I would not think either of them was old enough to vote.

2024-04-30 20:16:47

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Also, try to look a bit older than 12. Most people aren't that keen on being governed by children.

2023-12-04 22:41:08

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Lesbian or bi. Article didn't specify, just said she 'likes girls'.

2023-12-01 16:19:05

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Needs a slogan too.
Fetish Fridays; bung one get one (removed) free!

2023-12-01 16:11:16

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There's a special offer for people who stick things up their butts? Is there a poster in the waiting room advertising this?

2023-11-29 21:22:06

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To be fair, if she went to A and E here she'd probably be seen pretty quickly. But Brits don't tend to do that unless we think we are actually dying!

2023-11-26 18:04:36

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Offspring is dairy free. You can make pastry easily enough with vegan margarine/butter and don't need to add anything extra or change the amounts. Same for cakes, brownies and the like. It's only really when you need to leave out the eggs as well that things get difficult.

2023-11-23 16:26:11

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Virus shawl is my go-to pattern when I don';t know what to make. Almost everyone I know has been given at least one!

2023-11-23 16:20:41

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I can't remember whether you knit, crochet, or both. I think the rainbow yearn would make a nice virus shawl.

2023-11-23 16:16:43

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Ooh! I like the rainbow yarn cake.

2023-11-19 20:26:25

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I will watch, and swear/crochet along with you.

2023-11-16 19:25:11

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Well I didn't, until you made me think about it. Thanks for that!

2023-11-16 18:02:45

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Moobs with chest hair always make me think of hairy butt crack. Who wants a hairy butt crack on their chest? Nobody sane, that's for sure.