chris strafplanet

„Guten Abend, wir sinken, darf ich mich setzen?“

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2024-10-22 08:12:24

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@npub1qus…9h9q Hm, vielleicht wäre eine Nachbarschaftsbörse für so „Rosenkohl“-Tätigkeiten eine gute Idee?

2024-10-22 07:09:38

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@npub1qus…9h9q Ich finde Löten immer fast meditativ, wenn das Werkzeug stimmt. Hast Du eine gute Entlötsaugpumpe oder gar eine Entlötstation?
Vermutlich ist das so eine fürchterlich individuelle Geschichte wie „Küche putzen“, „Ventilspiel einstellen“ oder „Rosenkohl“ :-)

2024-08-04 08:34:06

This is your reminder to use #hashtags on the #fediverse.
Yes, your software may have full-text search, but hashtags have additional powers over regular words:
- Readers often can subscribe to hashtags, so they may have your post in their timeline even if they don’t subscribe to your account, yet.
- there are tools to transfer posts with specific hashtags between instances, so even if you don’t have subscribers / followers on an instance the posts may still be visible there.
- more reasons…

2024-07-18 12:44:42

Waschbären halten #cybertrucks für Mülltonnen und beschädigen sie beim Versuch, den Deckel aufzukriegen.
(Das ist echt eine ziemlich plausible Idee.)
https://mas.to/@bascule/112793660647233531

2024-07-12 05:59:12

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@npub1fpe…75rh “I wouldn‘t poke it with a long stick because I may cut through all the layers and the core of old shit might start seeping out.“
#EnterpriseArchitecture

2024-07-09 07:21:30

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@npub1csg…pfvq The solution would be to not vote for corrupt, lying politicians and to have a strong and active EPA. They are doomed.

2024-05-28 10:32:25

There‘s an organization that #repairs trolley #suitcases‘ #wheels and I think you should know and we should spread the message.
(And we need trolleys that can be repaired easily, with silent wheels.)
#trolly
https://rollentausch.eu/en/

2024-05-13 17:55:28

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@npub1rv4…ft5j A gigawatthour is just about what a Boeing or Airbus uses in fossil fuel when crossing the Atlantic ocean.
There are about 600 planes doing this trip per day. That‘s how humanity is going to be overthrown.

2024-05-09 21:50:48

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@npub1lgy…aefg Tentacles? Really?
I mean, why avoid the most basic and well known antisemitic codes when posting about the Israel/Palestine conflict?

2024-04-17 16:12:01

So #Covid vaccines are dangerous because #mRNA is dangerous.
#Amatoxin stops mRNA synthesis in the human body very effectively, it is absolutely natural, organic and available for free in wild mushrooms.
#bigPharma is hiding this fact from us and even managed to give the most common of these mushrooms a bad name.
“#FreedomCap not #DeathCap” may be a good campaign slogan!

2024-03-30 16:33:45

“And this, my kid, is how #xz found many contributors and maintainers and became the best compression library ever because companies using OSS decided to use the money they made and the infrastructure they had to give back to the community, generously.”

2024-03-30 12:33:30

In the context of the current kerfuffle I just read some Schadenfreude concerning #rollingRelease distributions like #archlinux.
I’m quite new to the world of RR but for now I really like how problems seem to show up rarely, early and in low number, especially with services running in containers.
I’d rather have a single problem to figure out (and focus on) at a time than a long list, it makes updates less intimidating.
(Yes, I’m curious for the inevitable moment this will bite me.)

2024-03-01 20:47:49

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@npub198t…hasj I expect there to be a large number of home users who will not pay up for security updates.
They will be “users of Unraid lost all their data in the latest ransomware attack (or whatever)” unlike users of other systems. I can’t imagine that being good PR.

2024-03-01 20:34:27

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@npub198t…hasj So the future will bring home users of #Unraid complaining about losing all their data?
That does not sound like good PR to me.

2024-02-27 15:29:53

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@npub1h4u…cnpk An welcher Stelle / auf welchem Level willst Du das tun?

2024-02-27 15:16:56

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@npub1h4u…cnpk Ich kann mir nicht vorstellen, dass fail2ban hier hilft.
Fail2ban richtet sich gegen spezifische IPs, von denen fehlgeschlagene Login-Versuche z.B. per ssh kommen, indem sie in der Firewall geblockt werden. Damit erschwert man das Durchprobieren von Credentials.
Eine DDOS-Attacke kommt aber verteilt (distributed) aus dem ganzen IP-Raum und kann aus völlig gültigen HTTP-Requests bestehen, die ganz normal vom Webserver mit content beantwortet werden.
Nur eben millionenfach verstärkt.

2024-02-18 18:12:48

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@npub1mpx…n2a6 @npub1t2c…d0pp THIS is responsible behaviour.
Operating a server with open registration and no security measures is irresponsible. Those people are externalising costs to all of the fediverse...

2024-02-18 14:12:17

For those who like #sql, here's an sql that looks for the currently used spam-images per instance, limited by the last 3 hours and at least 10 hits.
I’ll use this as a blocklist for now. #mastoadmin #spam
Edit to clarify: It looks for a hash of the blurred pictures created by mastodon, so it actually looks for the pictures in a way, not hashtags.
https://gist.github.com/strafplanet/cfdd10c3a999ac2d14a73cc5d9eae6a9#file-mastospam_sql_1-md

2024-02-18 11:34:18

Servicetoot for the few people on instance #strafplanet concerning #spam: We‘re working on it, it‘s all remote instances who didn‘t bother checking what users were registering on their systems.
Yes, it‘s annoying and it’s eating up time that could be spent on something more useful.
Yes, I am very angry at the instance owners who didn‘t bother - and still don‘t seem to.

2024-02-17 09:53:14

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 Tangentially: Let’s have a #LLM train on our individual bash history - what could go wrong?

2024-02-12 21:14:44

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@npub1sk4…d83s It would be someone else’s head movement colliding with your own head and eye movement that is unsuccessfully trying to make the immersive world stand still.
If we could make that a reciprocal live connection for both sides it could even be worse.
I’ll call it “The Malkovich Machine” and I am dizzy now.

2024-02-12 20:58:14

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@npub1sk4…d83s Now imagine watching these shaky videos fully immersed on/in your Apple Vision Pro :-)

2024-02-11 11:55:50

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 My mom was very good in keeping up to date and learning tech, my father went choleric when he didn't is.
One day I realised that I felt responsible for the tech experience they had but it was not like that the other way around! I am still making the same mistake with friends today.
(Now I'd enroll my parents devices into a MDM solution like jamf and deactivate everything that may confuse them. Like Siri.
And I'd install an adblocker like 1Blocker to make the web less confusing.)

2024-01-27 10:27:59

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@npub15xv…jfq9 Still being able to consider if you have a stroke does **not** mean that you don‘t have one…
Here‘s a fun German video by @npub1hx6…8erp on strokes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmZZLGnbWxc

2024-01-24 12:15:55

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@npub1rea…fduv unterstützt mich in meiner Meinung, dass vor eine Versionsnummer **niemals** ein “v” (oder irgendwas anderes) gehört, es sei denn, man plant, irgendwann zu “w” zu inkrementieren.
Auch nicht in der Darstellung.
Das führt einfach immer früher oder später zu diesem Grauen.
Gedacht hat sich da keiner was bei.

2024-01-23 10:32:43

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@npub18qw…y4hk Für die weitaus meisten Leute ist “kann man Software drauf entwickeln” keine Anforderung an einen Computer.
(wenn Du _m_einen Computer schreibst, passt es vermutlich.)

2024-01-16 19:57:40

#Atlassian ist auch so eine brennende Massenkarambolage, in die immer weiter Leute reinrasen, oder?

2024-01-10 21:39:39

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@npub1psd…9sr7 I remember the Thorium Pebble Bed Reactor in my area to have a lot of problems, but IIRC it was always related to stuck or broken pebbles.
I’m really curious how well this one will be working!

2024-01-08 14:46:18

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@npub1ahd…4p2e Ich bin auch nicht sicher, ob die mehr (steuerfreien) Diesel oder mehr Good Will verbrannt haben…

2024-01-08 13:49:04

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@npub1h4u…cnpk @npub1g33…dw8u Auf diese Erklärung und die - plausiblen - Vermutungen zur Entdeckung eines Teils dieser eindrucksvollen Exploit-Chain zu zeigen, ist süss, aber das sind keine “zusätzlichen Argumente”.
Du missbrauchst damit ein solides und hilfreiches Posting von @npub10h9…erav, das sicherlich einiges an Aufwand gekostet hat, um es zu unfundiertem “Blabla Apple Foo!” umzudeuten.

2023-12-18 23:19:27

Now that‘s a cute fishing attempt:
The administrator of my email server writes from administrator@mydomain.tld to mail@mydomain.tld:
I need to follow a link and enter my password to affirm that my email is still in use, or else.
(I‘ve been hosting my email myself for about two decades now…)

2023-11-09 10:09:50

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@npub1ahd…4p2e @npub1ljn…35gq Gibt es tatsächlich so grosse Autoklaven?

2023-11-02 14:14:15

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@npub1psd…9sr7 Isn’t it interesting, interesting that @npub1fny…zngp seems to have two types of white hair with two different max lengths but only one maximum length for the rest of the colors?
I’ll have to avoid falling into the rabbit hole of feline genetics for a while…

2023-10-28 19:52:52

#onThisDay 20 years ago, my flatmate’s #cat Janosch was grooming himself in the kitchen.
#caturday #Mastocats
(I really like that my phone’s image recognition can search for “cat” on all of my pictures!)
https://mstdn.strafpla.net/system/media_attachments/files/111/314/388/223/636/960/original/41996314ab2fc846.jpeg

2023-10-26 20:21:34

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@npub1pu6…u9fd Everyone seriously posting this intentionally misleading and historically wrong map shows their absolute ignorance of the history of this part of the globe and should be disqualified from further discussion for reasons of wilful intellectual negligence.

2023-10-24 08:12:35

#Deutsch‎sprachige #Bibliothek‎en im #Fediverse (ich fange mal an zu sammeln und freue mich über Hinweise)
#Köln @npub1my9…s3at
#Wuppertal @npub1arh…0dfs

2023-10-13 17:48:16

I‘m thoroughly impressed how many people seem to fall into an antisemitic default mode without even realizing it.
And I am still irritated how people can form strong opinions without even knowing some basic history or geography.

2023-10-04 12:17:40

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@npub1h4u…cnpk #Audiothek, das ist doch dieser Versuch der #ARD, sich aus dem Podcast-Universum zu verabschieden und was Eigenes, Inkompatibles zu bauen, oder?

2023-08-30 11:00:36

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@npub1psd…9sr7 @npub1jvn…uj7g
I’m baffled by the most unexpected fact that a lock cylinder can break.
(Shall we call an emergency vegan lunch service so you don’t starve?)

2023-08-15 16:42:19

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@npub12zw…xypw @npub1xsy…cevg @npub18lj…80hq @npub1cf7…l4a4 IIRC my grandmother told me something similar about Salmon and the river Rhine.

2023-07-06 23:10:48

I don’t really care about #threadsapp per se, it’s just that I consider people still trusting Mark Zuckerberg the same way he does: #dumbFucks…
“When people show you who they are, believe them the first time.”
#facebook #meta
https://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mark_Zuckerberg