chris strafplanet

„Guten Abend, wir sinken, darf ich mich setzen?“

GermanTravellingITGuyGay50yoNonVegetarianWithOnsettingEnvironmentalismExSmokerAtheistNerdMotorbikerOwnedByTwoCatsAndAMan
EuropeanAsFuck🇪🇺

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2024-07-18 12:44:42

Waschbären halten #cybertrucks für Mülltonnen und beschädigen sie beim Versuch, den Deckel aufzukriegen.
(Das ist echt eine ziemlich plausible Idee.)
https://mas.to/@bascule/112793660647233531

2024-05-28 10:32:25

There‘s an organization that #repairs trolley #suitcases‘ #wheels and I think you should know and we should spread the message.
(And we need trolleys that can be repaired easily, with silent wheels.)
#trolly
https://rollentausch.eu/en/

2024-05-09 21:50:48

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@npub1lgy…aefg Tentacles? Really?
I mean, why avoid the most basic and well known antisemitic codes when posting about the Israel/Palestine conflict?

2024-02-27 15:29:53

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@npub1h4u…cnpk An welcher Stelle / auf welchem Level willst Du das tun?

2024-02-27 15:16:56

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@npub1h4u…cnpk Ich kann mir nicht vorstellen, dass fail2ban hier hilft.
Fail2ban richtet sich gegen spezifische IPs, von denen fehlgeschlagene Login-Versuche z.B. per ssh kommen, indem sie in der Firewall geblockt werden. Damit erschwert man das Durchprobieren von Credentials.
Eine DDOS-Attacke kommt aber verteilt (distributed) aus dem ganzen IP-Raum und kann aus völlig gültigen HTTP-Requests bestehen, die ganz normal vom Webserver mit content beantwortet werden.
Nur eben millionenfach verstärkt.

2024-02-18 18:12:48

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@npub1mpx…n2a6 @npub1t2c…d0pp THIS is responsible behaviour.
Operating a server with open registration and no security measures is irresponsible. Those people are externalising costs to all of the fediverse...

2024-02-18 14:12:17

For those who like #sql, here's an sql that looks for the currently used spam-images per instance, limited by the last 3 hours and at least 10 hits.
I’ll use this as a blocklist for now. #mastoadmin #spam
Edit to clarify: It looks for a hash of the blurred pictures created by mastodon, so it actually looks for the pictures in a way, not hashtags.
https://gist.github.com/strafplanet/cfdd10c3a999ac2d14a73cc5d9eae6a9#file-mastospam_sql_1-md

2024-02-18 11:34:18

Servicetoot for the few people on instance #strafplanet concerning #spam: We‘re working on it, it‘s all remote instances who didn‘t bother checking what users were registering on their systems.
Yes, it‘s annoying and it’s eating up time that could be spent on something more useful.
Yes, I am very angry at the instance owners who didn‘t bother - and still don‘t seem to.

2024-02-12 21:14:44

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@npub1sk4…d83s It would be someone else’s head movement colliding with your own head and eye movement that is unsuccessfully trying to make the immersive world stand still.
If we could make that a reciprocal live connection for both sides it could even be worse.
I’ll call it “The Malkovich Machine” and I am dizzy now.

2024-02-12 20:58:14

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@npub1sk4…d83s Now imagine watching these shaky videos fully immersed on/in your Apple Vision Pro :-)

2024-01-27 10:27:59

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@npub15xv…jfq9 Still being able to consider if you have a stroke does **not** mean that you don‘t have one…
Here‘s a fun German video by @npub1hx6…8erp on strokes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmZZLGnbWxc

2024-01-16 19:57:40

#Atlassian ist auch so eine brennende Massenkarambolage, in die immer weiter Leute reinrasen, oder?

2024-01-10 21:39:39

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@npub1psd…9sr7 I remember the Thorium Pebble Bed Reactor in my area to have a lot of problems, but IIRC it was always related to stuck or broken pebbles.
I’m really curious how well this one will be working!

2023-12-18 23:19:27

Now that‘s a cute fishing attempt:
The administrator of my email server writes from administrator@mydomain.tld to mail@mydomain.tld:
I need to follow a link and enter my password to affirm that my email is still in use, or else.
(I‘ve been hosting my email myself for about two decades now…)

2023-11-02 14:14:15

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@npub1psd…9sr7 Isn’t it interesting, interesting that @npub1fny…zngp seems to have two types of white hair with two different max lengths but only one maximum length for the rest of the colors?
I’ll have to avoid falling into the rabbit hole of feline genetics for a while…

2023-10-28 19:52:52

#onThisDay 20 years ago, my flatmate’s #cat Janosch was grooming himself in the kitchen.
#caturday #Mastocats
(I really like that my phone’s image recognition can search for “cat” on all of my pictures!)
https://mstdn.strafpla.net/system/media_attachments/files/111/314/388/223/636/960/original/41996314ab2fc846.jpeg

2023-10-13 17:48:16

I‘m thoroughly impressed how many people seem to fall into an antisemitic default mode without even realizing it.
And I am still irritated how people can form strong opinions without even knowing some basic history or geography.

2023-08-30 11:00:36

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@npub1psd…9sr7 @npub1jvn…uj7g
I’m baffled by the most unexpected fact that a lock cylinder can break.
(Shall we call an emergency vegan lunch service so you don’t starve?)

2023-08-15 16:42:19

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@npub12zw…xypw @npub1xsy…cevg @npub18lj…80hq @npub1cf7…l4a4 IIRC my grandmother told me something similar about Salmon and the river Rhine.