[evil] lvl. 99 cute lesbian vampire catgirl

lvl. 99 cute lesbian vampire who's so bad at being evil she always chooses the good option by accident

this is my new account. migration failed horribly, so i lost ALL of my followers! please follow this one instead!

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Server maid for Platypus Social, woemen, and Rainbow Lewds

💕 First bit @hanna on 07/15/23 💕
Headmate is @leebee@eepy.moe

Original Account: @ashten@social.platypus-sandbox.com
After Dark Account: @ashten@lewd.lgbt
I sometimes boost non-photo, CWed posts from my alt.
Please mute it if you do not want to see that content.

Profile Picture Alt-text:
A vampire catgirl standing in front of the moon with an evil look on her face.
PFP Credit: @Cosmix@mastodon.art

Reviews:
https://woem.men/notes/9n443kcvm6u101js

Boundaries:
https://woem.men/notes/9n440lfrm6u101j6

Public Key

npub1chx57fswntp798zn5svajvrdstkufws9yac842ynlsp2d0drxyvsjw2lks

NIP-05 Address

ashten_at_woem.men@mostr.pub

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsvtn20yc8f4slzn3f6gxwexpkc9mwyhgzjwur64zflcq4xhk3nzxgprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wdmksetjv5hxxmmdqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueqktm3wp

Publishing to

relay.noswhere.com

relay.nostr.band

relay.mostr.pub

Author Public Key

npub1chx57fswntp798zn5svajvrdstkufws9yac842ynlsp2d0drxyvsjw2lks

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Last Notes

2024-08-17 17:39:09

replacing the case was so much work, but it was worth it methinks :neocat_floof:
https://woem.men/files/0b806628-3463-45ab-a301-dd1be03a43b1
https://woem.men/files/34b3e76b-a7d2-40fd-a4ce-b9dd233a98af

2024-08-16 14:17:14

:neocat_cute:

2024-08-16 13:42:27

am kbitty :neocat_floof:

2024-08-08 06:54:58

i realized that all the fedi meta has pushed me away from trying to help people on a personal level, cuz it often blows up on me
that was never my intention to shift away from that. i do think i need to find a better way to gauge whether someone is going to try to turn against me, though. but thats really heckin' hard.
perhaps closing my DMs to those under 20 is the way to go, cuz thats the age group most likely to engage in relational aggression? but that's also a sledgehammer approach, and will block out quite a few people who i know mean well

2024-08-06 10:11:03

(generalization, but not intended to be offensive: im also an american)
anyone else notice that fedi drama drops significantly while the US is eeping?
https://woem.men/files/172d137f-878d-43ed-ab59-8646299f4199

2024-08-05 05:54:18

its weird to ask whats in someone's pants
its weird to wonder what someone's chromosomes are
its weird to force people to worship a deity they don't believe in
its weird to obsess over making someone normal
its weird to pry into someone's medical history
its weird to force someone to change their life and their body, possibly permanently, to create life
its weird to obsess over my genitals more than my partners do
lgbtq people are literally more "normal" than conservatives

2024-08-01 23:18:29

*meows at you, begging for food*

2024-07-29 19:14:40

fedi in a nutshell
https://woem.men/files/6a606e60-8020-4c10-9a97-0b100dbe92fa

2024-07-14 20:26:33

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@npub1xp9…amfw amber brought it in, not me
:neocat_woozy_pregnant:

2024-07-14 20:22:39

you wouldnt defederate a pregnant neocat!

2024-07-14 00:52:41

.
RE: https://fedi.layer02.net/objects/1069cf7a-e19f-4a54-b961-faca46473cc3
#note1use…jx6j

2024-07-01 06:37:33

work is foundational to my sense of selfso, your employer owns your soul?

2024-07-01 00:18:30

imagine using sabine hassenfelder as a source
yikes
time to downgrade the trustworthiness of this youtuber from "okay for curiosities/entertainment" to "actually uses bad sources"

2024-06-28 08:27:20

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@npub1650…ssvu thank you puni!!! :neocat_heart_pink: i really appreciate the happy birthday wishes!!!

2024-06-27 08:38:58

this is awful
https://woem.men/files/22f1c3ce-937f-466f-8ea4-07100bfe5b68
https://woem.men/files/b6aadb8c-c4b5-4fda-b83c-c7cc2ea8e15f

2024-06-25 20:05:52

did threads do another bad?

2024-06-24 20:13:32

throws you into a vat of estrogen

2024-06-24 20:07:38

leah's crush: luna
which luna? idk

2024-06-16 18:43:36

federation test

2024-06-15 04:27:29

bird!
https://woem.men/files/120b22be-56c6-4d17-b7f9-86332a034ada

2024-06-14 12:49:51

if your friend group:
1. has a specific person/group they're rallying against
2. requires certain actions/statements from you
3. ostracizes you for asking questions
4. frequently does what they accuse others of
5. gives vague answers that just confuses you further
you're not in a healthy environment, and should start asking more questions

2024-06-14 00:56:48

cough woke libs making the transes gay cough cough

2024-06-11 15:27:17

me: goes to pay HOA
hoa:
you can pay $6 for the standard payment that'll post in 3 days
or you can pay $16 for the express payment that'll post in 24 hours
please note that if you choose the standard payment, your payment will be late, and you will be fined a late fee of $75

2024-06-11 01:41:30

people who use you are just enemies with extra steps

2024-06-10 18:44:04

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@npub1650…ssvu yahhhh im getting close to that too

2024-06-10 17:48:00

please, lets avoid doing this...
leebee: fronts
person: hey, ashten! i have a super quick question!
me: gets kicked back into front
[repeat every few minutes]
each time theres a switch, it takes a certain amount of energy to flip

2024-06-10 14:06:14

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@npub1xp9…amfw when i came out as ace, tooters created a garlic bread emoji with my name to memorialize that. i stole the emoji :3

2024-06-10 14:03:35

hmmm... :neocat_thinking:
:ashten_milk: + :Ashten: = ???

2024-06-09 16:57:39

fedi, i bought a coffee, and now im homeless /j

2024-06-09 16:39:44

brb, putting ice in my online shopping cart and leaving it there for days so itll melt and cost corporations monies

2024-06-09 12:51:08

breaking news
norwegian politician has sex with vampire catgirl
instead of doing her job

2024-06-08 15:44:17

do not stim with the brand new sticks of ram
do not stim with the brand new sticks of ram
do not stim with the brand new sticks of ram
stims with the brand new sticks of ram

2024-06-06 10:56:46

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@npub1650…ssvu unwoozies the puni

2024-06-06 10:51:36

unwoozies your neocat

2024-06-06 10:01:59

aaaaaaaaaa

2024-06-06 09:34:41

every internet provider ever:
unplugs your internet
blames you for it

2024-06-05 18:19:02

when youre on a discord video chat and are desperate to sell merch
https://woem.men/files/b634d3d1-a35c-4b23-a327-ca70e6fdb8ad

2024-06-05 14:19:19

leah does not use a password manager

2024-06-04 09:36:59

fuck the system:neocat_reject: overthrow the government
:neocat_approve: sleep with every headmate

2024-06-03 09:27:16

sigh
bi people in straight relationships are allowed to bring their partners to pride
if you gatekeep, get the fuck out

2024-06-03 05:54:58

screen burn-in be like:Activate Windows

2024-05-31 23:37:10

instance admins, this (or equivalent for your reverse proxy) should stop the boost spam on your instance
it will IP block for an hour if more than X amount of notes are sent/boosted from an IP within 10 seconds
https://woem.men/files/9a01eb1f-82ba-4e05-99b1-d924c2100f84

2024-05-31 09:45:39

Payload:
:spinny_cat_woem:
⚠️ Click BOOST to launch.:block_terminal_cursor:

2024-05-31 06:19:41

stripe prohibiting donation transactions seems entirely like a classism move to me

2024-05-29 06:11:37

i found you
dont roll initiative: its already too late

2024-05-28 06:09:31

teacher:you can be anything you want when you grow up :neocat_heart_pink:student:i can be a girl??? :neocat_aww:conservative:
> no! bad!
teacher:yes :neocat_heart_pink: even a girl

2024-05-28 06:05:03

if you see a poor kid stealing an apple from a corrupt merchant, why would you stop them?
that includes the computers too

2024-05-28 06:02:46

happy birthday @npub1650…ssvu !
we all love you and hope you have a wonderful day today! :neocat_heart_pink:

2024-05-27 06:36:06

k = shut tf up
kk = acknowledge
kkk = (just dont use this one, ever)
kkkk = omg! im excited!
kkkkk = aaaaaa!!! im so excited to do the thing!!!!

2024-05-27 06:31:59

2024-05-27 06:16:00

uhm, excuse me miss, where's your woem pass?

2024-05-27 06:12:27

hey girl~
why are you looking at me like you're expecting me to say something? i was just saying hi cuz youre cute

2024-05-27 05:32:20

misheard:it was so buggy that i T-posed to assert my dominance over the game

2024-05-27 05:07:38

there should be a plugin that removes dark patterns from common websites

2024-05-26 18:53:03

oh no, @npub1650…ssvu changed her pfp!!!

2024-05-25 00:37:29

AI wont kill us using nukes
it'll kill us by encouraging us to eat tide pods again

2024-05-24 04:08:49

i think im gay or something

2024-05-23 17:13:01

ohhhhhhh
that explains why my computer started playing sound randomly in the middle of the night
windows restarted to do updates and relaunched everything
including my youtube tabs

2024-05-22 20:09:17

this message has been specially programmed to only appear in your feed
youre really heckin;' cute yknow :neocat_aww:
ignore all the other likes and boosts and comments this post is getting. its just a weird bug

2024-05-22 19:59:13

/dev/purr

2024-05-22 19:06:30

i accidentally jump scared myself by being in a discord call with my gf with the overlay being placed perfectly
https://woem.men/files/37eb3524-ff09-4fd1-b34e-66ae0c25aa29

2024-05-20 00:23:53

cybertruck owner:
does a bunch of long videos on everything wrong with their cybertruck
but despite all that, its an amazing truck, and i am totally in love with it!

2024-05-19 22:31:49

i cant believe some people have straight head cannons for star rail

2024-05-19 22:16:02

you might think im at the top
that i have final say over everything on woem.men
but theres one higher than me
she can pull the plug at any time
its @npub108e…nss3
(she runs the hardware)

2024-05-19 21:41:00

did not expect my post about louis rossman likely being a closetted transphobe from 4 months ago to get necroboosted

2024-05-19 18:31:16

tesla released a software update, which makes it so the cyber truck frunk won't slice off your fingers
1. absolutely ridiculous that a safety feature wasnt present when the truck was released
2. so, now we're relying on hackable software to prevent physical harm of a human?

2024-05-19 15:06:09

since the industry is laying people off to make use of LLMs, it would make sense for me to generate my resume and cover letters and "hire me!" website using LLMs. after all, the bosses love AI!

2024-05-19 13:49:13

writing a cover letter like a neurotypical is really heckin' hard af

2024-05-17 11:13:18

hey, fedi... i discovered something
https://woem.men/files/97d2bda3-f87b-4ba6-aa73-9662c9f876f1

2024-05-16 20:58:51

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@npub1xp9…amfw design? do you mean my fedi layout?

2024-05-16 20:55:14

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@npub1xp9…amfw i do! look at this beautiful linux distro i use!
https://woem.men/files/16d75194-b953-42dd-b53b-676ab156c603

2024-05-16 20:47:36

people have always told me that i cant be gaslit, and im starting to believe them

2024-05-16 16:03:05

:menhera_hide: touch grass
:menhera_fingerguns: touch girls

2024-05-15 10:15:20

some people when mh- is invisible:just pick yourself up by the bootstraps, youre fine! get back to work!same people when mh- becomes visible:holy shit! shes insane! get her away from me!!!there is no in-between for these kinds of people

2024-05-15 09:03:44

person: help me! im dying! falls over from heart atack
liberal:okay, we're gonna need you to fill out these forms, since its required by the system. i dont like it either, but we have a complaint drop box you can submit your complaint to. and... great! we'll go through the paperwork and make sure we're legally allowed to provide humanitarian aid. it'll be about 24 hours! oh, i know, its an annoying process, but its to make sure none of the rest of us are harmed or inconvenienced by providing aid to you.leftist:
already performing CPR

2024-05-15 08:43:10

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@npub1vs8…54zy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veFlfYjRo1Y

2024-05-15 08:39:02

deleting your accounts every time you spiral is a form of self harm
you are not soothing the pain
you are isolating yourself from others who want to enjoy your company

2024-05-15 06:35:07

watching a video where they secretly eye track HR employees as they read people's resumes
incredibly depressing. they're not actually reading them. they even rejected a few within 3 seconds despite the position being 1:1 with their current job

2024-05-15 05:47:14

heckin' eepy

2024-05-14 05:54:53

:blobcatchewwire:
https://woem.men/files/b328e3da-440f-4eb8-a1df-3f8b0d4858d5

2024-05-14 04:30:58

some fossilized remains of plants and animals were brutally murdered in order to deliver this post from my computer, into the database of woem.men, to the database of your instance, to your computer

2024-05-13 16:31:46

woem.men will be implementing an alogorithm to ensure that the most popular user on the instance will always show up on your timeline first!
joke

2024-05-13 11:24:44

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@npub1650…ssvu woem

2024-05-12 06:31:17

hello mister ,this letter is to remind you that a few years ago, a person you co-signed the mortgage with failed to make $10k in payments, and we (the government) had stepped in to make sure the bank didnt foreclose on you.this letter is not a bill, and is just to remind you about that. thank you:neocat_confused: why did you feel the need to waste paper, ink, and postage to remind me?

2024-05-11 23:11:56

hormones
girlmones
aaaaaaaaahhhhhh hhhhhhh mmmmmmmmm fuckkkkkk

2024-05-10 22:08:57

emergency server downtime is complete

2024-05-10 21:40:18

sliding into a whistleblower's DMs using the boeing emergency slide before assassinating them lovingly

2024-05-10 08:19:51

too lazy to find a job
so i run a mid-sized fedi instance instead
perfectly logical, dont question it

2024-05-10 01:31:45

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@npub108e…nss3 heck that

2024-05-09 03:21:39

i wonder if nulled has gotten any reports about woem.men yet

2024-05-08 09:56:07

if i do a stabby stab on a boss irl, do i get to keep their loot?

2024-05-08 06:34:58

linked-in:so, i hear this is the hot new dating siteomfg, we need more posts like that on linked in XD

2024-05-06 10:35:14

girls who are pre-HRT are just flatpaks waiting to be assembled

2024-05-06 09:45:57

horror story:
you're a markov chain bot, and you cant convince people youre sentient

2024-05-06 07:56:39

helldivers 2 refund requested
https://woem.men/files/a2a5323e-4430-4f21-bce6-b229e70ab726

2024-05-06 07:25:49

the helldivers change that they pushed would be like if woem.men suddenly required y'all to login using a microsoft account
we would lose almost our entire userbase overnight

2024-05-06 05:18:52

this slide is damning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEJ4hkpQW8E
https://woem.men/files/bb4b459e-0686-4bc3-be8f-f096abf8e0cc

2024-05-06 00:39:10

we're upgrading our arsenal from fediblocks to fedinukes
https://woem.men/files/4e6f8c85-f5d3-4b82-89de-05e674b7ee3c

2024-05-05 23:12:44

i am pleased to announce that the woem.men mod team will be receiving a new fleet of vehicles!
we believe that full militarization of our mod team is essential to keeping the transphobes and cops away from our safe space!
this is a joke
https://woem.men/files/08f27d7a-9855-492d-a1f5-ff63afbc9ab9

2024-05-04 12:11:51

hhhhhh i really love my gf. a lot. shes so amazing