Why Nostr? What is Njump?
2024-05-15 09:03:44

[evil] lvl. 99 cute lesbian vampire catgirl on Nostr: person: help me! im dying! falls over from heart atack liberal:okay, we're gonna need ...

person: help me! im dying! falls over from heart atack

liberal:okay, we're gonna need you to fill out these forms, since its required by the system. i dont like it either, but we have a complaint drop box you can submit your complaint to. and... great! we'll go through the paperwork and make sure we're legally allowed to provide humanitarian aid. it'll be about 24 hours! oh, i know, its an annoying process, but its to make sure none of the rest of us are harmed or inconvenienced by providing aid to you.leftist:
already performing CPR
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