Enigma

#Techno Producer✅️
English gentleman✅️
Sarcasm✅️
Shit poster✅️

Public Key

npub1c428ddtenhga69v2aj8p7vvlrnww7fmgjxt8pu0d868nuue6zueqz5yl59

NIP-05 Address

Enigma@nostrcheck.me

NIP-57 Address

Enigma@walletofsatoshi.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsv24rkk4uem5wazk9werslxx03eh80ya5fr9ns78knare7wvapwvspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqgawaehxw309ahx7um5wghxy6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skctctj0ekv

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relay.nostr.band

nostr.bitcoiner.social

nostr.mom

Author Public Key

npub1c428ddtenhga69v2aj8p7vvlrnww7fmgjxt8pu0d868nuue6zueqz5yl59

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Last Notes

2025-04-21 21:45:43

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You're full of shit.

2025-04-20 10:48:35

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I'll pass. You can have it🫂.

2025-04-19 22:31:43

Listen to Minor Science Gone Rogue. Enigma Edi/Remix by Genesis Block on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/user-347598850/minor-science-gone-rogue-enigma-ediremix?ref=clipboard&p=a&c=1&si=85d90b6633a646169579844939b709eb&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
There you go @nprofile…69pk. Ask, and you shall receive🙏🏻. Quick remix/edit of the tune you requested. Hopefully it'll play for you on Soundcloud. I didn't want to upload it to Wavlake as I don't want it fucking up my street cred😬😎😂. Now, can I get back to making some proper #Techno please🤔.

2025-04-19 20:24:55

https://image.nostr.build/afa96b2d54ae55fd02567d3da7d0de4889881b4b19fc33aeb2517dc5d8929fc9.jpg
This is probably over 10 years old now, but still one of my favourites. The last bit, where they show Dexter 💯 alive😬😂.

2025-04-19 19:59:13

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🤝🏻

2025-04-19 19:52:40

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I'm aware of what i wrote, I put an apostrophe in sheep's when I shouldn't have done. So I was just pointing out when it would be acceptable to use it. As you say, sheep's is acceptable, sheep's, isn't.

2025-04-19 19:21:58

Advices, is not a fucking word. It's advice, both in a singular piece of advice or lots of different bit of advice. You wouldn't say sheep's, would you🤷🏻‍♂️. A sheep, 1,675 sheep. 1 bit of advice, 12 bits of advice.

2025-04-19 19:05:58

https://image.nostr.build/fe90f0689a81cf1df66575be83bcfdf9b3ef711ee508a229416298f2d828a306.jpg
When a #Nostrich runs, at speed, up the arse of another #Nostrich.

2025-04-19 18:57:40

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Very true. Bring it on🥳.

2025-04-19 18:55:44

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None, that i follow. Just what I've seen on Global.

2025-04-19 18:52:48

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There seems to be much discussion, of both, on #Nostr, atm!

2025-04-19 18:46:35

I don't use creatine and I also have a foreskin, AMA🤷🏻‍♂️.

2025-04-18 20:55:07

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I'm going to assume you've made an error there. That is one too many zeros.

2025-04-18 17:35:38

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Thanks for the sats @nprofile…3dwh both here and on Wavlake😎🙏🏻.

2025-04-18 17:33:29

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2025-04-18 17:32:35

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Nooooooo. The end😳😂.

2025-04-18 17:24:16

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Crab atm, bull, shortly.

2025-04-18 17:23:30

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Things really are getting beyond a fucking joke now!

2025-04-18 17:19:15

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I would be 💯 behind this type of thing😬😎.

2025-04-18 17:13:52

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Ha ha🙏🏻.

2025-04-18 17:09:17

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My music would never do that😬😎.

2025-04-18 16:47:05

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Yes, 30 years ago😂.

2025-04-18 16:35:58

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🎵This is true🎵🙏🏻.

2025-04-18 16:34:39

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I just don't ever think I've seen a pink mixer before🤷🏻‍♂️😂.

2025-04-18 16:30:44

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https://image.nostr.build/7192a969085125c6a721da206bc0268a7ff750f33f44aefef0ec1d81f3f1e779.jpg
It's fucking pink😳😂.

2025-04-18 14:45:24

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I'm sure the president will take all the credit for it being as good as it is🙏🏻.

2025-04-18 11:12:45

https://wavlake.com/album/b6f6b505-dd10-4db2-97f3-c889ba39f87b
Hello all. More 🎵bleeps🎵. My first release on Wavlake🥳. I'm expecting this tune to do big numbers, will probably be able to buy about 0.5BTC with the proceeds, but we'll see😬😂.
@nprofile…u64g
@nprofile…59dy
@nprofile…69pk
@nprofile…r8v8
@nprofile…2hq5
@nprofile…whew
@nprofile…rapy
@nprofile…306n

2025-04-18 04:59:09

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GM Yojimble. I've been up all night and have just retired. I've made, what i think, is an absolute cracker. My best in a while. When I get up, I'm going to sign up to Wavlake and stick it on there. It will be my maiden release, on the platform. Should garner me, at least 21 sats. So that'll work out at about 0.4p for every hour I spent producing it😬🙏🏻😂.

2025-04-17 21:17:28

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Prescient🙏🏻.

2025-04-17 15:38:02

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https://image.nostr.build/e5797c0d2442e2d72dea4052fd6b32d7ee5cfd89a7a0cab2412b4cb9ff5b2ec4.jpg
You should join us, at one of our meetings🙋🏻‍♂️.

2025-04-17 15:10:39

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Will have a look now🥳.

2025-04-17 15:05:07

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I've not tbh node, I didn't even know they'd updated the TD3🤷🏻‍♂️.

2025-04-16 07:08:33

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Once it's gone, it's very hard to recover🤷🏻‍♂️.

2025-04-16 06:33:04

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Listen mate, it's 0730hrs here, local time. I've been up all night drinking and making #Techno. (See my profile notes), then we'll talk. I'm just tucking Alan Border to bed, in my spare room🙏🏻. We go waaaaay back🙋🏻‍♂️.

2025-04-16 06:28:15

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GM🫂.

2025-04-16 06:21:08

https://soundcloud.com/user-347598850/round-the-fucking-bend-0710hrs?ref=clipboard&p=a&c=1&si=a12ce4b4a0494b61a68c4337bf004fd4&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
Last one. This one is completely round the fucking bend, but i like it😬. Sit Rep: 0720hrs, no sleep. Making #Techno🙏🏻.
@nprofile…aaay
@nprofile…u64g
@nprofile…d2m7
@nprofile…r8v8
@nprofile…59dy
@nprofile…fp5w
@nprofile…6z8l
And finally @nprofile…3dwh. Paul, I hope you like this one. Please give this a listen, I'd be grateful if you would. I think it'd be right up your street. It certainly wrecks some fucking tonez🥳.

2025-04-15 23:50:55

https://soundcloud.com/user-347598850/untitled-9?ref=clipboard&p=a&c=1&si=95f9bf662b8442b4b910ba26adfd2cb5&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
Ladies and Gentleman, this doesn't come fucking easy you know, it's a craft, I am a craftsman. V4V, It's not to everyone's taste, I get that🤷🏻‍♂️. Still. There it is, #Techno🙏🏻.
@npub17agje2sh6u9203uaeyd0h2qvth9nn2675pa34wgwtc7zkr7ugj7qv7v7x
@nprofile…u64g
@nprofile…rapy
@nprofile…r8v8
@nprofile…d2m7
@nprofile…59dy

2025-04-15 21:58:08

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Also see, The UK🥳.

2025-04-15 20:21:14

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I was just reminiscing @nprofile…s0q7, and yes, I'm fully aware of that😏. Nothing wrong with a bit of window shopping😬😎.

2025-04-15 19:44:53

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No, no, no. Chaos, is the way!

2025-04-15 18:46:51

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Apart from the KYC aspect of his client, I just can't take a man seriously who has 80's permed hair🤷🏻‍♂️.

2025-04-15 17:02:59

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I'm surprised they weren't already there before you finished this note😬😂.

2025-04-15 12:04:52

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I barely use mine, I just use a VST one in Ableton😎.

2025-04-15 10:59:15

https://image.nostr.build/3cc2758c5d75379cc690991336d40d5f734569e1654aed232bc93ba489da11d6.jpg

2025-04-14 20:15:56

https://image.nostr.build/e27aae56d5e4275884976ba79573b69639270e0e1b3d18634b0ba0a422fe56d3.jpg

2025-04-14 16:55:37

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That looks like braising steak🤔?

2025-04-14 16:02:26

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All done from scratch but I have a lot of pre-sets on Ableton, that I've made myself so it's just a matter of cobbling them together to make something coherent😂.

2025-04-14 15:30:59

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About 2.5hrs that one, just now, but with 5 years of fucking about experience behind me😬😂.

2025-04-14 14:39:42

Listen to Untitled8 by Genesis Block on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/user-347598850/untitled8?ref=clipboard&p=a&c=1&si=39c4bc446a5f4a59923b986f0a74154d&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
More noise😬😎.
@nprofile…u64g
@nprofile…d2m7
@nprofile…59dy
@nprofile…r8v8
@nprofile…rapy
@nprofile…6z8l
@nprofile…d843
@nprofile…3dwh

2025-04-13 22:56:48

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If you're gonna tell someone to fuck off, the least you can do, is be polite about it. Kindly😎.

2025-04-13 22:53:58

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Yes, something like that😬😎.

2025-04-13 22:16:08

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https://youtu.be/Szdziw4tI9o
I'd quite like to do a re-working of this🥳.

2025-04-13 22:01:09

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There's not one, to my knowledge. Is this a #Techno challenge you're setting me🤔?

2025-04-13 16:14:48

https://image.nostr.build/acdf5d596043375d59c8333307374d979ad6a2a05e4fd8f4d2d1a06d02c862bd.jpg
😳👀.
@nprofile…s0q7

2025-04-13 12:09:15

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Yes, thank you. Glad that you're all set up now😎.

2025-04-13 04:34:20

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Pretty decent. Close 1st round. Paddy won the 2nd. Cut him open with a knee in the 3rd and the ref stopped it with Paddys ground and pound later in that round.

2025-04-13 04:31:38

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Yes🥳.

2025-04-13 00:50:44

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It's 0150hrs here in The UK, I'm watching it and I'll be up till about 6AM when the main event is on🤷🏻‍♂️😂.

2025-04-12 22:38:08

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Nearly🤷🏻‍♂️😂.

2025-04-12 22:36:15

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Is that clip off "Porkies"🤔?

2025-04-12 22:28:44

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Aah, that's your problem then. I've only ever used WoS for LN payments but I have heard good things about Poenix and Zeus, take your pick. Yes friend, I received the sats. Very kind, thank you🙏🏻.

2025-04-12 22:20:06

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Do you have WoS set up on your new device. I "Think" you need the wallet set up on the same device as you're #Nostr client is on.

2025-04-12 21:55:30

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Could you elaborate on that🤔?

2025-04-12 21:54:14

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This is true!

2025-04-12 21:31:44

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Yeh, I used to collect them as a kid. I'm English so I used to collect old English coins. Before decimalisation there was 240 pennies to the £. There was a coin called a "Farthing" which was basically ¼ of a penny, so there was 960 farthings to the pound🤯😂.
https://image.nostr.build/b3d28428bdc0eda0fec6197d09d161469133db2a535cb2fe86bd83a708b58305.jpg

2025-04-12 21:24:19

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That's🔥.

2025-04-12 21:15:35

https://image.nostr.build/6677ef97205f507325d96b4edf0086d31c8e99bda009526144b9ba2ed56ac5cf.jpg

2025-04-12 20:40:04

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I genuinely read that as MILES then😳😂.

2025-04-12 19:14:48

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What do you produce DOUG?

2025-04-12 19:12:38

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They haven't got any gold😂.

2025-04-12 18:11:11

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No problem🥳.

2025-04-12 17:56:44

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Yes. I would, looks nice😬.

2025-04-12 15:50:47

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Wowzers, that takes me back. I was in college then😳😂.

2025-04-12 15:39:01

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I'm trying to think of one sexy politician, ever, I don't think there's ever been one. Oh, hang on. That Finnish bird who was their PM, she was nice, I don't know her name though🤷🏻‍♂️.

2025-04-12 15:04:28

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🤡🌎

2025-04-12 14:40:43

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That surprises me, i thought you'd be one of those super organised types! I am, I have direct debits for all my bills so I don't have to worry about them.

2025-04-12 14:14:06

@nprofile…y275, please don't like this note🙏🏻.
Let's see how this one gets on, @nprofile…u64g😬😂.

2025-04-12 14:03:05

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He's liked your note already😂😂.

2025-04-12 14:02:31

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I know EXACTLY who you're talking about🙄.

2025-04-12 13:44:50

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And you good Sir🙏🏻.

2025-04-12 13:43:27

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GfM🙋🏻‍♂️.

2025-04-12 13:08:37

https://image.nostr.build/c41d4854cc90da240d51621a2e8c2e6cc50df3bd5ec687aa9ec9634566abc54e.jpg
🥳

2025-04-12 12:52:06

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Royal jelly🤔?

2025-04-12 10:49:29

What should I have to eat?
#Asknostr. It's currently 1149hrs local time. I got up at 0940hrs and have not eaten. Any suggestions? I'm not going to eat till someone makes a suggestion. So please don't let me starve to death #Nostr🙏🏻.

2025-04-12 10:34:50

I wish flies would fuck off. The weather is nice so I have doors and windows open. This is not an open invite for them little fucks to come on in. Buzz off🖕🏻.

2025-04-12 10:31:18

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Is that it😳. I can take upwards of 2-3 hours at times. My brain, has no OFF switch occasionally☹️.

2025-04-12 10:30:17

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GM🙋🏻‍♂️. I don't Pura Vida people, because I'm not a Spanish speaker🤷🏻‍♂️.

2025-04-12 10:27:41

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Why not🤔? You might be stuck in a burning house with no @nprofile…s0q7's about😳.

2025-04-12 10:13:02

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Takes me a loooooooong time, usually!

2025-04-12 09:53:02

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GM🙋🏻‍♂️.

2025-04-12 01:01:35

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https://image.nostr.build/a283cfef59c17c27ddb7ff8f5384ab1ae30bf3a86ec5e727224e0fbbc94be41f.jpg
That was a nice little Edit that, node. Very well mixed, I've just listened to it, quietely(ish) on my phone, in bed, as my son is asleep on the next room. Conilsideting you're not using a DAW for mixing your levels, that sounded really good. Kudos🙏🏻.

2025-04-12 00:54:53

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Will deffo appraise this one node, and profuse apologies for not doing the last one (I wasn't in a great place at the time). I actually spent a few hours in my studio this/yesterday afternoon, and was formulating a very heavy number. Watch this space🙏🏻.

2025-04-12 00:23:33

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Again🤔. I have none🤷🏻‍♂️. Just got out the bath. Roasting hot🥵. Should I have got in the bath drunk? Probably not, I am however, now safely ensconced, in bed🙏🏻.

2025-04-11 23:45:12

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When you stay up all night, like a pissed idiot (Me🙋🏻‍♂️) There are no time zones😬😎. @nprofile…d2m7 though, you're super cool. Most Americans, are not🙏🏻.

2025-04-11 23:41:00

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There have been 2 very very obscure tunes that @nprofile…59dy has questioned me about. 90's dance tunes. She's asked "WTF" is this, or that tune, with the most bare of references, and I've known what they are😎. She'll vouch for me🥳. "A musical encyclopedia" was how she described me, not really. 90's dance music and #Techno of the last 30 years, yes. With smatterings of other stuff🙏🏻.

2025-04-11 23:34:34

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I don't even need to play that after seeing the title. Immense (And rude🫢) tune. I know it well🥳.

2025-04-11 23:21:29

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What i have found, on here, and i don't know if you feel the same, and not that it bothers me, but it's quite clichy? It's like, The Brits, mostly chat to The Brits. The Yanks, to the Yanks. There are, of course, exceptions. The Canadians are pretty cool but it's all quite fragmented🤷🏻‍♂️.
@nprofile…u64g is cool (Canadian) i think, knob (twiddler).
@nprofile…d2m7 (He's a Yank), I think, he's cool though too, as he's an Autist, as I am, so he gets a pass🙏🏻.
Most others, are just stuck up their own arse. Present company accepted🥳.

2025-04-11 22:27:32

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If you have the time, and you've not already seen it. Watch "The Mole". It was made by a guy from Denmark who infiltrated North Korea, it's absolutely fucking crazy🤯😂.

2025-04-11 22:17:21

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Because "Elon" hasn't marketed them, yet. When Chiiiiiyna stops buying his cars, he'll mooooove into ASIC toasters. You heard it here first👌🏻😎.

2025-04-11 20:30:18

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I'm not sure. I don't mine, but am thinking of splurging a few grand on one, just for the "Lottery" element of it. You never know🤷🏻‍♂️.