Seardsalmon
Seardsalmon

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2024-09-09 16:13:08

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This whole time I thought that was automatically managed and had like 15 from before 🫠😂

2024-09-09 14:57:38

OGs HODL the position https://video.nostr.build/3adcf3c3256e0e6aa4da7774b8fa8751126174de354b321fb5452b0a12a29404.mp4

2024-09-07 21:06:21

🤣 https://image.nostr.build/8ab29e7ab0b03f6b08aad618de0798cec817bce8fb46d890a35a9bb3a520786a.jpg

2024-07-14 01:42:15

Humans: omg he got shot
TDS Lib news: DJT falls on stage and makes big deal during rally after spontaneous ear piercing

2024-06-28 21:20:56

Selfishness is a relieving, reliable evil in a world of altruist martyrdom pacts and suicide cults

2024-06-26 20:41:17

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LOL please direct this short film after moon sir

2024-06-26 19:42:10

https://youtu.be/3L09do5_3-0?si=M6tHa5LyYIGxoscI

2024-06-26 07:01:09

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Fed & lockbit 👀😂

2024-06-24 23:06:10

https://image.nostr.build/2fe751a74787c55945370f7673659dd0890d9e7b5c17face80d32493266efcae.jpg

2024-06-24 16:48:27

😍 JDM classics
Don’t even get me started on EVs and sensors 😂 https://video.nostr.build/7d8a71c3027df54d800d019e18ee0bfffc65d38d51f0546ec329e1b348ecab04.mp4

2024-06-24 04:00:24

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Free to squeeze your own orange juice in the cubical 😂

2024-06-23 18:50:31

https://image.nostr.build/172c8c4e49364b1dba7505256cb9a1c63a2378d99929fee99ab0714679da5a50.jpg

2024-06-23 13:39:21

GM https://video.nostr.build/1e0d079d2050796c67204d401c89bf8470a0a39263384abd6900d63ae4942a00.mp4

2024-06-13 01:20:29

https://youtu.be/QUzgJQHrsp4?si=-TvNz5x60GivcA0m

2024-06-04 22:20:37

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Algos and social media negativity is easy cop out for self accountability 😂

2024-06-04 18:12:12

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False. Been reading / hearing his work since 2017 and will even be at a live noded this week ;)

2024-06-04 18:04:49

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Sorry my proficiency tends to be in searing salmon 😂 I won’t scam you

2024-06-04 17:55:09

PSA —I’m not at Blockstream or Coinkite either as of last November. If you need assistance, I’m happy to consult 🤙

2024-06-04 15:42:12

Bullish af on Op Cat
Stoic / indifferent on activation

2024-06-04 06:56:18

https://image.nostr.build/991f646a9cbcf6aa48f19272509c09fd0c1d5a7888e06c3086f8acb0bfe09b26.jpg

2024-05-31 19:20:47

I often think of the Batman ending where he says “I won’t kill you but I don’t have to save you” 👌
This is the way when dealing with antagonistic pricks in Bitcoin haha don’t waste your energy, let them reap what they sow

2024-05-31 17:32:12

https://youtu.be/hRK7PVJFbS8?si=8_0evze8Q8bFdx7S

2024-05-31 17:19:40

Pro tip: delete your tweets for Streisand amplification 😂

2024-05-30 23:39:26

😂 https://image.nostr.build/721c4c8a0c6062edde0a51401a309bd91e068101c49e909935ecfe08e2d1991b.jpg

2024-05-28 19:51:27

#caught
H/t @npub1rtl…jtfs 😂 https://image.nostr.build/cd0c7a65042fbfd530a41e6acf036643bd523fb8dec53b2a75e68432e1a1134a.jpg

2024-05-28 12:46:55

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LFG 👏

2024-05-27 22:30:53

https://image.nostr.build/7f7bd9d9f83128712d424300f8f19527489564e11a1ee2c646fcc59e210bb2f8.jpg

2024-05-24 16:14:44

https://x.com/shadzey1/status/1794024107052253636?s=46
💀

2024-05-24 02:07:43

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LFG 🔥

2024-05-21 14:30:06

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Gotta enjoy the ride and not get lost in the sauce 😂

2024-05-15 00:36:20

Banking on a softfork is also not a sustainable business model 😂

2024-05-14 18:33:34

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Choir needs to grow exponentially to justify venture or accept donations / SMB isn’t a bad thing
Self awareness 🔑

2024-05-14 18:12:57

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LOL

2024-05-14 18:08:13

Preaching to the choir isn’t a sustainable business model

2024-05-13 20:12:19

Inspiring af hearing first hand stories from semiconductor era, dot com era, mobile era

2024-05-12 23:32:49

Fork around and find out

2024-05-12 07:32:00

I do also remember why I was happy to once call this place home https://image.nostr.build/8d36e1986c9b6da82bd477e351e5b2181da2dc868af04d3c0480fd1a45c81104.jpg

2024-05-09 19:25:53

🤣 https://image.nostr.build/00f040953243d511332fceb52b47bab3e9d557395cab93434fe7b9d89f504547.jpg

2024-05-07 22:26:53

Junseth is legendary for this one
https://soundcloud.com/junsethsworld/interview-with-a-social-engineering

2024-05-05 04:30:43

The internet is undefeated 💀 https://image.nostr.build/4d610d100b88f6a239b84a0f5042f41becbc849e136a34eb94c9abe67864cace.jpg

2024-05-05 04:24:34

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😂 https://video.nostr.build/26a34233dc878b6fdfec9353304258e79967631900ee8de24347e198f6675889.mp4

2024-05-04 21:10:34

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LOL facts there’s people out here with a PhD in the beef deciphering hidden meanings

2024-05-03 21:37:02

Feeling pretty inspired from btc++

2024-04-30 20:38:51

Don’t tell no lie about me and I won’t tell truths about you

2024-04-28 23:27:08

DOJ bringing back 4 year old convos about which pan is best 😂

2024-03-19 19:04:34

😂
https://m.primal.net/HmVg.jpg

2024-03-18 20:22:02

@npub1emd…c9aw
Anchorwatch swag >
#miniscriptmafia

2024-03-18 16:55:35

OP Cat
https://m.primal.net/HmFo.jpg

2024-03-10 17:19:16

TIL “(Insert) hodl” is a decentralized collections agency @npub1rtl…jtfs 🤣 ✊

2024-03-06 03:17:32

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LOL me at Dai Due trying to count macros

2024-03-06 03:16:09

https://m.primal.net/HiFU.jpg

2024-03-02 06:16:36

https://youtu.be/JOSzUUOJlgg?si=QM_aTMpAMolVOju2 🔥

2024-02-19 19:05:29

https://youtu.be/0gG1UFrnGsE?si=026-v74a28WuoQab

2024-02-03 18:44:17

“Now it is like a Stack of 1000 Virtual Machines and a Mashup of 8 different Corporate Vendor locked Processors and Boards, talking to a 10 Trillion Lines of Code OS with 82,000 FOSS Projects baked in of obsolete Versions and 1,300,422 Standards (mostly obsoleted but still left in), and 1,203,000 Bugs that are marked as “Won’t Fix” by Devs.”
🤣🤣🤣
https://m.primal.net/HaaK.jpg

2024-01-21 21:54:02

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I got this course I’m selling that will help you learn to podcast successfully in just 12 hours!

2024-01-16 22:10:07

https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/pull/29239
LFG

2024-01-05 00:39:16

Daily reminder to avoid energy vampires and “crabs in a bucket” folks
Success breeds success

2024-01-05 00:38:03

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Claus + subtractive sets 👀 🤐

2024-01-03 20:39:56

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💯 Roast, blind, and Ring plz

2024-01-03 19:54:19

Moar Schnorr

2023-10-23 20:55:21

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I don’t deserve zaps :) zap / donate to BTCpay or Opensats 🙏
Actually, I should hook up zaps as LNURL donation to them so they get paid for my shitpsots 🤣

2023-10-23 20:25:15

Colors are cool, but clear is classic
https://m.primal.net/HOTB.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HOTB.jpg

2023-09-19 15:27:53

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Most people today are using Sparrow with HWW of choice via PSBT (air-gapped or usb). Maybe specter after that…

2023-09-19 15:22:52

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So your proposed alternative is the average user does what exactly—use airgapped laptops w/ bitcoin core for everything?

2023-09-19 14:52:30

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Seems oddly bait and switch given RFC6979 advises to use deterministic nonce (which secp256k1 has ecdsa support for and Coldcard Mk4 uses?) while folks are trying to redo nonce impl’s for Schnorr signing because DN
https://github.com/randombit/botan/issues/2939
https://github.com/BlockstreamResearch/secp256k1-zkp/issues/172
https://github.com/bitcoin-core/secp256k1/pull/1140
Btw can also do deterministic build of Coldcard firmware and flash

2023-08-14 14:24:21

Country music is awful

2023-08-02 21:42:17

Somedays you gotta be still and chill like a calm pond. Other days, you gotta whirlwind through your obstacles like a mf hurricane

2023-07-10 22:10:59

We need bulk npub list import

2023-06-20 13:04:40

https://github.com/Coldcard/firmware/pull/227
😎 Today was a good day

2023-06-02 17:01:55

More of a producer / maker mentality on here and twitter feels like a consoomer hivemind where everyone voices their take on the current thing of the day 😂 #note1rlt…4uc6

2023-04-17 14:15:59

What are your favorite Bitcoin mobile apps?

2023-03-23 18:13:36

What tutorials do you wanna see? https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_ad8c92375dad67839775504022ba01726ff79528d9639b41445b03137163bcd3.jpg

2023-03-10 21:36:50

I’m pleased to announce I’m joining Coinkite as VP of Business Development! 🚀
https://twitter.com/seardsalmon/status/1634292545265041410?s=46&t=AQw7Q1tsWbG6w-Kgz_HGcA