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purveyor of pictures of pristine protuberances

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tomey_at_shitposter.world@mostr.pub

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2024-08-17 13:58:10

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@npub1uzg…sppm @npub1pes…pguw I sure hope you dont feed your garloid tap water like this

2024-08-17 13:34:45

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@npub1pes…pguw what about sweet potatoes?
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2024-08-15 00:51:54

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@npub1qh0…xeda yeah, I figure you can whip something out in just one evening of work because you're a pro :wizard_cat:

2024-08-15 00:29:51

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@npub1qh0…xeda I checked out their discord and apparently the bridge has been down for months. Everybody is trying to dump and are really salty that they can't.

2024-08-15 00:18:16

So it looks like ubiq is just about officially dead, sad. :10grans: :98c57d4eee46c2d8:

2024-08-14 22:49:12

published this trash on makersplace
https://makersplace.com/product/skyward-1-of-1-499103/

2024-08-09 17:45:32

i'm in the middle of reading middlesex right now and it is really a good book
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2024-08-09 14:31:44

if your art doesn't have a social justice message to it, then it isn't art it's just decoration.

2024-08-08 16:38:14

wondering why these people at work were talking to me about silk road and ross ulbricht.
i hope that it's just because i'm their IT guy and not that i'm giving off vibes of somebody who knows about drugs and the darkweb.

2024-08-08 03:33:41

I quit my job and lived for a year only on 10grans donations. Here are 17 things I learned.
1. [This content is for paying subscribers only]

2024-08-07 23:56:58

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@npub1qh0…xeda @npub1v48…5xkw uohh that keychron 😭

2024-08-06 23:30:03

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2024-08-05 19:03:08

my own art practice and the ethereum market trends might be related.
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2024-08-05 17:15:27

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lol at the spw regex

2024-08-05 17:15:07

i was interested in watching some of bryan <violates forum rules>'s linux sucks videos but his website is making me create a rumble account to watch the full video and then the stupid locals.com website is having SSO issues, saying no account exists when it tries to hand off the login.
this was a waste of time, i give up on ever watching any <violates forum rules> content.

2024-08-01 02:52:48

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2024-07-29 14:07:08

would you take a job that would initially be a pay cut but would have more long-term growth opportunities and would also be mostly remote instead of onsite?

2024-07-28 18:11:13

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@npub1qh0…xeda @npub1tdq…ahud a darkweb marketplace where people buy nft's representing illegal guns, drugs etc but it's all just simulated.

2024-07-28 16:16:36

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2024-07-27 18:57:46

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@npub1qh0…xeda there's always next time if the timing works out that way.

2024-07-27 18:49:56

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@npub1qh0…xeda she should visit during Art Basel.

2024-07-26 00:13:57

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@npub1qh0…xeda she sounds really annoying and condescending like a school administrator

2024-07-21 04:25:51

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2024-07-21 01:49:42

4
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2024-07-20 02:02:54

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2024-07-19 23:54:04

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@npub1qh0…xeda good because youre supposed to have pickles for breakfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76aUlj8-kDY

2024-07-19 23:47:01

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@npub1qh0…xeda reduce or elimate all refined sugar. You mentioned ice cream for breakfast in another post, don't do it.

2024-07-19 18:13:12

stolen from work slack so im sorry if it isn't actually funny
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2024-07-19 16:11:34

i'm guessing that this crowdstrike issue was intentional because how can a multi-billion-dollar supposed best in class cybersecurity firm make such an amateur hour mistake?
they probably wanted to DoS a specific entity but didn't want them to know they were being targeted, so just let the rest of the western world be collateral damage.

2024-07-19 16:07:19

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@npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1qh0…xeda israeli government spyware

2024-07-03 21:50:43

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@npub1yck…ujmw Yes Mr Feld I recommend that I give your wife three treatments per week. Ahem. And you will pay me to do it.

2024-07-03 21:48:06

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@npub1yck…ujmw doctors know their stuff. after all, vibrators were clinical before they were recreational. you know, to treat the wandering uterus disorder.

2024-07-03 21:41:50

The Mayo Clinic has an online store and they sell vibrators
https://store.mayoclinic.com/lelo-sona-2-cerise-massager.html

2024-06-28 16:53:17

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@npub1dsk…0nz9 i kinda want to try the pickle-wich
https://nypost.com/2024/06/28/lifestyle/ny-pickle-sandwich-sells-out-due-to-tiktok-pickle-mania/

2024-06-28 16:51:27

mfs and their pickles
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2024-06-26 21:46:39

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@npub1qh0…xeda quiet franky

2024-06-26 20:05:50

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2024-06-16 15:12:42

Happy father's day

2024-06-14 13:16:07

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@npub1qh0…xeda good luck. i'm still holding all of my ubiq/10grans but i feel like i should dump it sooner than later while the bridge is still working. ubiq's future seems uncertain.

2024-06-14 12:56:21

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@npub1qh0…xeda will 10grans be staying on the ubiq chain or are you looking to move elsewhere?

2024-06-13 20:50:48

I entered some stuff into a local public art thing. it would be cool but we'll see if it goes anywhere.

2024-06-13 16:17:28

miami is really flooded right now i guess.

2024-06-06 18:40:04

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2024-06-06 18:37:44

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2024-06-03 15:43:54

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@npub1qh0…xeda @npub1qfr…h2zd here you go. Ironically, it kind of reads like ChatGPT. https://authorjm.com/books/shadows-of-eireland/humanborn-sample-chapters

2024-05-31 17:18:36

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2024-05-30 18:23:24

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2024-05-28 19:52:14

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@npub1s3q…49zz @npub1wah…xc8t i recommend the thin man movies!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thin_Man_(film)

2024-05-26 23:22:06

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@npub1qh0…xeda how dare you my cat is beautiful
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2024-05-24 18:03:19

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@npub15xt…ywcn i hope they have tubby custard in mordor

2024-05-08 20:32:48

Stress/anxiety made my armpits incredibly stinky today!

2024-05-01 20:10:37

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2024-04-29 17:06:59

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2024-04-20 14:35:01

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@npub1uyw…a9dw you might need a keyboard without a numpad so the mouse fits comfortably

2024-04-09 18:29:31

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@npub108z…dkr5 nice I should dust off my old potato rig and check out what I am sure is an excellent game. thanks kind stranger.

2024-04-07 16:21:03

Get your Behelit ready
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2024-04-05 23:42:40

Picked this up at the store today
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2024-04-05 22:41:32

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@npub1uyw…a9dw and she always seems to sneeze when things get too pervy...
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2024-04-05 16:14:20

i don't understand these people who choose to poop in the busiest bathroom in this entire building.
Maybe they like having people hear them strain while working on their unhealthy shits? Eat some fiber, motherfuckers.
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2024-04-05 13:12:56

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2024-04-05 13:05:35

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2024-04-02 16:32:53

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@npub1qh0…xeda ZAP ⚡
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2024-04-02 00:07:33

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@npub1qh0…xeda the best kind of new

2024-04-02 00:01:38

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@npub1qh0…xeda shiny new hardware!

2024-04-01 14:56:57

if you're gonna spw, spw in this:
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2024-03-31 19:14:48

going okay
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2024-03-31 18:59:41

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@npub1d4h…2ta7 no

2024-03-31 02:30:12

When I draw, I daydream that I am on the series Manben and I am actually watching footage of myself drawing while sitting and chatting about it with Naoki Urusawa.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x65w5fu
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2024-03-31 00:35:44

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