Rt Revd Thor Hammerfist, DD

Denizen of FEMA Region Five trying to survive this circus of a world.

Currently employed as an assistant treasurer of the John Dillinger Died for You Society.

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ThorHammerfist_at_noagendasocial.com@mostr.pub

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2024-01-12 15:16:32

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@npub1899…md6m
Regardless of your decision, thanks for all you've done to keep this place going.

2024-01-10 21:54:53

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@npub1v62…6c55
Why indeed. Coffee already has antioxidants.

2023-12-29 16:01:27

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@npub1899…md6m
To do everything possible to avoid investing in browser development.

2023-12-28 17:36:09

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@npub1899…md6m
It sounds like you have the basics covered. A light and a switch so you can activate the light without moving your support hand is a good idea on a defensive weapon.
I'd also put a sling on it if it will be a defensive weapon.

2023-12-27 16:01:52

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@npub1a73…7y6q
Nope. My trick is to budget Christmas presents and activities like everything else. That way you know what you'll spend, you'll keep that amount what you can afford, and you don't have to incur debt.

2023-12-26 17:09:41

You already own nothing. I hope you're happy though.
https://www.theregister.com/2023/12/22/opinion_column/

2023-12-20 20:02:25

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@npub16rs…2zfj
Most modern Ethernet devices use Auto MDI-X, which automatically detects if a straight through or crossover cable is being used and operates accordingly.

2023-12-20 01:20:28

Good work, Colorado.
Now ban all of the other names from appearing on the ballot and everything will be great.

2023-11-13 21:15:28

It's not your truck, slave!
'The earlier term, which was not deleted, says that Tesla "may unilaterally cancel any order that we believe has been made with a view toward resale of the Vehicle or that has otherwise been made in bad faith, and we'll keep your Order Fee, Order Deposit and Transportation Fee."'
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/11/tesla-deletes-clause-threatening-to-sue-buyers-who-quickly-resell-cybertruck/

2023-11-03 13:23:17

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@npub1emk…07xe
I anticipate hearing about crime fighting mutated turtles who know ninjitsu soon.

2023-10-23 17:32:24

Welcome to Costco. I love you.
"The Oregon State Board of Education unanimously voted on Thursday to remove proof of mastery in reading, writing, and math in order to graduate from high school until 2029."
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/careers/oregon-removes-writing-reading-and-math-mastery-from-high-school-graduation-requirements/ar-AA1iABIc

2023-10-21 15:21:30

If people put half as much effort into exercising as they do into screaming about Palestine and Israel, obesity may cease to exist in the developed world.

2023-10-13 18:51:06

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@npub1fag…c8c7 The fate of most kettlebells is a fate shared by most exercise equipment: to sit and collect dust until the owner wants to make the pangs of guilt he feels every time is see it go away.
Then it becomes a stellar deal for someone on Craigslist!

2023-10-10 00:06:42

Remember kids,
It's a war crimes if you lose. If you win, it's a tactic.

2023-10-08 16:46:31

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@npub1aem…r94a Considering RISC-V is an open specification, there's no data to steal. That is the main appeal of RISC-V, you don't have to pay royalties if you want to build a chip based on the specification.

2023-10-08 15:16:03

We can't allow companies to invest in developing a free, open platform that could help everyone... because everyone includes China.
Politicians are why we can't have anything nice.
https://www.reuters.com/technology/us-china-tech-war-risc-v-chip-technology-emerges-new-battleground-2023-10-06/

2023-10-05 15:35:23

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2023-09-30 15:11:26

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@npub15yx…maw2
The free money faucet was turned off. Now all these companies have to actually make money.

2023-09-22 13:40:28

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@npub1d4h…2ta7
I'm in a committed relationship with my kettlebells.

2023-09-18 16:53:48

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@npub1fr2…y23s
Oh. Disregard my question then. I didn't find anything noteworthy.

2023-09-18 16:49:08

Do salvage laws apply to fighter jets in the same way as they apply to ships?
If not, never mind. If so, I might have found something.

2023-09-09 02:38:39

Whenever someone is murdered, I will not punish the murderer. I will punish all of you (looks at people who carry firearms).
"New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham says she is suspending open and concealed carry laws in Albuquerque and throughout Bernalillo County for the next 30 days, temporarily prohibiting the carrying of guns on public property."
https://www.kob.com/new-mexico/open-and-concealed-carry-laws-suspended-in-albuquerque-bernalillo-county-for-30-days/

2023-09-08 22:52:35

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2023-09-07 04:47:26

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2023-09-05 14:25:09

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@npub19wl…aenr
Not happening.

2023-09-05 14:02:40

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@npub19wl…aenr
I'd rather be practicing bushcrafting, shooting, and land navigation (touching grass as the kids say) than be on social media.
But it's 100 °F out today so social media it is!

2023-09-04 20:32:25

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2023-09-04 14:59:12

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@npub1ypf…tsp5 If that's the case, at least it's Stillwater Prison instead of the neighboring Oak Park Heights (that's where the really nasty people are sent around these parts).

2023-09-04 03:39:34

Prisoners in Stillwater, Minnesota refused to return to their cells today sparking international press coverage on a slow news day.
The prisoners have been in a state of lockdown due to staffing issues. That means they haven't been allowed to shower regularly. The prison also lacks air conditioning at it's almost 100 degrees in this part of the country.
Oh boy, I bet it's ripe in that prison!
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66703782

2023-09-04 00:20:32

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2023-09-03 17:45:57

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2023-08-30 22:47:01

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2023-08-19 00:16:46

I know nothing about the author of this article, but I suspect they're not over six feet tall.
"America needs to end its national love affair with massive cars. It's unlikely to have escaped anyone's attention that our cars, trucks, and SUVs keep getting bigger in each successive generation, a problem exacerbated as most automakers abandon smaller cars entirely in this market."
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2023/08/dont-supersize-me-the-case-for-small-electric-cars-instead-of-big-suvs/

2023-08-13 23:23:08

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2023-08-11 02:51:15

I think this AI might be Skynet.
'One recipe it dubbed “aromatic water mix” would create chlorine gas. The bot recommends the recipe as “the perfect nonalcoholic beverage to quench your thirst and refresh your senses”.
“Serve chilled and enjoy the refreshing fragrance,” it says, but does not note that inhaling chlorine gas can cause lung damage or death.'
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/10/pak-n-save-savey-meal-bot-ai-app-malfunction-recipes

2023-08-05 01:48:09

With perks like this, who wouldn't want to work at Google?
'The company said full-time employees can book a room at an on-campus hotel in Mountain View for $99 a night in what it’s deeming a “Summer Special,” according to materials viewed by CNBC. The description states that the special will run through Sept. 30 in hopes it’ll “make it easier for Googlers to transition to the hybrid workplace.”'
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/04/google-offers-on-campus-hotel-special-to-lure-workers-back-in.html

2023-08-05 00:53:19

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@npub1c30…ervy
I'm just making a smart ass remark based on a well-known meme. I don't use nor care about X.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cant-have-shit-in-detroit

2023-08-04 23:47:36

Can't have shit on X!
"About a week after X commandeered the popular @X account from longtime Twitter user Gene X Hwang, another user has reported that X has taken over his popular account, @music."
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/08/x-user-super-pissed-that-musk-ordered-takeover-of-his-music-account/

2023-08-02 21:34:18

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@npub1gxv…hh99
Never take dietary advice from someone who looks like they were just liberated from Auschwitz.

2023-08-02 20:51:16

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@npub16rs…2zfj
Orca steak sounds delicious.

2023-08-02 20:22:28

Orcas have had enough of humanity's shit.
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-66384045

2023-07-26 23:43:32

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@npub1nst…qpra
I haven't read any Conan stories from other authors. I might check out Jordan's work though.

2023-07-26 17:31:08

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2023-07-12 00:15:02

From the story, "Levi Axtell, who earlier this year allegedly confessed to using a shovel and moose antler to kill a Grand Marais man he believed was grooming his daughter, has been committed to Minnesota's Department of Human Services."
First, this is the most goddamn Northern Minnesota story ever.
Second, I'm not seeing any problem here.
https://www.startribune.com/levi-axtell-lawrence-scully-murder-grand-marais-moose-antlers-shovel-molly-hicken-christa-groshek/600288730/

2023-07-11 14:11:19

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2023-07-09 00:55:39

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@npub1j9w…cvhl It's can't be good for business. I was ready to hand over a sizable amount of cash.

2023-07-09 00:52:26

Today I learned that Fleet Farm doesn't like money.
I stopped at a Fleet Farm in Minnesota and found a shotgun that I've been wanting. You can buy a long gun in Minnesota if you were a Wisconsin resident... unless it's an "assult weapon." This shotgun is one under Minnesota law.
Fleet Farm won't do transfers. Not even to other Fleet Farms. So I couldn't even get them to send it to a Fleet Farm in Wisconsin.
I've never seen a store so dedicated to not taking money.

2023-07-07 20:31:50

Awful bold of Evers to assume Wisconsin will even exist in 400 years:
"Wisconsin allows governors to alter certain legislation by replacing words and letters wherever they see fit, and Gov. Tony Evers struck a hyphen and “20” to change the end date for a $325 per-student spending increase from 2025 to 2425."
https://apnews.com/article/evers-veto-400-years-wisconsin-school-funding-67a7847e4a24ea86f7d16123356f770d

2023-07-01 16:02:23

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2023-06-23 22:32:33

Study once again confirms what everyone already knows:
"Quality of new vehicles sold in the United States is declining as factors such as growing use of technology and lower build quality of certain parts are making the models more 'problematic', according to automotive consultant J.D. Power."
https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/quality-new-vehicles-us-declining-more-tech-use-study-shows-2023-06-22/

2023-06-19 18:51:20

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2023-06-19 18:48:57

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2023-06-18 02:31:30

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@npub163k…hljx
A friend said Xcel is doing the same in Minnesota and charging $15.

2023-06-08 23:27:25

Liberal woman complains that she can't find any manly men who aren't conservative.
https://www.eviemagazine.com/post/liberal-woman-complains-hard-find-masculine-men-arent-conservative

2023-06-05 13:44:36

This remindes me of a story Robert Anton Wilson told about his days in the anti-war movement. When he learned how many anti-war protesters were FBI plants, he looked at the number of total anti-war protesters vs. fed plants and concluded that he must have been the only non-fed in the movement.
I suspect feds may be involved in Minnesota's latest anti-war schism.
https://www.startribune.com/local-antiwar-groups-are-divided-over-u-s-military-aid-to-ukraine-in-the-war-with-russia/600280115/

2023-05-31 00:31:47

A COVID outbreak at a gathering where "nearly all" attendees were vaccinated. I would considering this evidence that the vaccines don't work, but the article blames people for not wearing masks.
https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/05/covid-outbreak-at-cdc-gathering-infects-181-disease-detectives/

2023-05-23 23:08:01

A machine that generates the answers to homework and writes it in "handwriting" that is imperfect and therefore more easily passed off as written by a person.
"But instead, Devadeth created custom software that records examples of the user's own handwriting. The software then uses that as a font, with small random variations, to create a document image that looks like it was actually handwritten."
https://www.hackster.io/news/homework-machine-hand-writes-ai-generated-assignments-52a2ad5a46c1

2023-05-13 01:05:23

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2023-04-20 18:48:58

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#[0] But she's running a marathon in his honor so it's all good!

2023-04-20 16:29:50

Imgur added the final stroke to its death poem. Satisfied with the work, it put its pen down and reached for the short blade. After a quiet moment of meditation, Imgur plunged the blade into its gut and started to tear a cross pattern.
And thus the ritual of corporate seppuku was completed.
https://www.theverge.com/2023/4/20/23691156/imgur-porn-ban-sexually-explicit-content-terms-of-service

2023-04-19 23:48:14

Budd Dwyer, unlike most politicians, knew how to end a speech with a bang.
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2023-04-18 23:44:00

Windows is an ad platform, not an operating system.
https://www.theregister.com/2023/04/17/microsoft_windows_start_ads/

2023-03-28 23:12:52

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2023-03-07 19:22:34

Whoopsie!
Hospital installs new ice machine.
Ice machine strips chlorine from the municipal water source.
Bacteria grows in the water.
People died.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2023/03/hospitals-water-purification-system-stripped-out-chlorine-killing-3-patients/