BITKARROT

https://nostree.me/bitkarrot@nostr.com

I wear many hats ⚡️ https://sendsats.to, https://nostree.me/bitkarrot@nostr.com

Public Key

npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699

NIP-05 Address

bitkarrot@nostr.com

NIP-57 Address

bitkarrot@primal.net

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsrs7xetkmms4xr5rfm944hh7dl9zekzc47vsex74fphfcu7w6956gpyfmhxue69uhkummnw3ez6an9wf5kv6t9vsh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet5qy28wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hslaz4fg

Publishing to

nostr-verified.wellorder.net

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub18pudjhdhhp2v8gxnkttt00um729nv93tuepjda2jrwn3eua5tf5s80a699

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Last Notes

2025-01-09 06:55:41

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there's a step by step how to in the docs. once you know how to, the freedom will set you free 😉

2025-01-09 06:03:51

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🫂

2025-01-09 05:53:01

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💯💯

2025-01-09 05:34:24

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🔥 🧡 🔥 💜 ⚡

2025-01-09 05:12:42

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i have no idea what that is. but sounds entertaining!

2025-01-08 05:14:27

Trump.
Funny the same people who hate on Trump are the same people who:
- Got 4 Covid shots and are proud of it
- Lifelong Academics
- Keynesian faculty at elite universities
- "Hahrvard is the best" (indoctrination school)
- Support Ukraine
- Black Lives Matters
- #StayWoke
- Say one thing but do the complete opposite.
- Believe if you don't have a Corporate America Fortune 500 career job you are worthless.
- Believe Big Tech employees are the bomb
- Think #Bitcoin is a scam
- Think being a small business owner is stooopid, going nowhere, trash.
This is why I #Nostr. god its lonely without you guys.
#nevent1q…4q6m

2025-01-08 03:56:08

ONLY ZAPS No Onchain!

2025-01-08 03:54:18

“Lets just use onchain payments instead of lightning cuz LN doesn’t work” 🤔🙄

2025-01-08 03:52:55

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Yep. Thats when i get the comment “Time to pack our bags and quit “ typically

2025-01-08 03:46:28

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😁 today was just quota overload

2025-01-08 03:30:18

Will be less grumpy in Feb.

2025-01-08 03:22:16

I have no space for nontechnical plebs the rest of this month who only want to extract info and waste precious time. #NGMI
Need to recharge batteries.

2025-01-08 02:05:21

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yea exactly. i think he's just in denial. but yea super opsec.
i dunno people are contradictory.
I just don't fucking care anymore. "Its my rules or you lose"

2025-01-07 20:13:07

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omg. sending prayers and get well soon 🙏🙏

2025-01-07 20:10:58

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it sounds a bit like beaker browser, which if he's going where i think, its gonna change the game

2025-01-07 04:32:15

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Soon. wanna beta test?

2025-01-07 03:39:04

#Bitcoin will destroy the careers of every academic keynesian economist.
Am booking marking this for future reposts. ;)

2025-01-07 03:37:43

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The funny part is having a Stanford keynesian economist still try to convince me that we can't live without Central Banks. Some people's entire careers are gonna get destroyed by #Bitcoin

2025-01-07 03:28:39

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XD hahahahahahaha

2025-01-07 03:26:59

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NOSHOLE IS THE OSTRICH CHAMPION!

2025-01-06 22:29:24

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wen girly chat?

2025-01-06 22:27:41

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already done.

2025-01-06 22:22:24

Ideas are Cheap. Execution matters.
I know y'all have lots of great ideas.
Its meaningless if its never implemented.
Maybe I should paste this to my forehead

2025-01-05 22:16:17

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Probably still loaded the bugs. I try to stay out of the way while they were doing that upgrade kind of a monster.

2025-01-05 06:45:36

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we should golang hang sometime, like a few weeks 🫂

2025-01-05 06:44:02

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😂🔥🔥🔥
and now, just you wait you'll have to upgrade to v1.0 in a few weeks, LOLLLLLL so not looking forward to the massive update

2025-01-05 06:43:09

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that's probably strike having issues.

2025-01-05 01:22:11

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Ostricizer? 😂

2025-01-03 20:41:09

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awwww adorable!

2025-01-03 00:55:14

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🥂 🥂

2025-01-03 00:48:49

#nevent1q…8794
I hoard skills and look for ways to squeeze moar outta time.
I wonder what does that say about me? 🧐

2025-01-02 21:00:25

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Lmao

2024-12-21 21:43:31

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Merry Christmas and happy new year love all you guys from Corny and from Hive 🧡🎉💜

2024-12-21 20:34:13

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Why aren’t you publishing articles about Noster on Noster?

2024-12-20 22:40:44

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oh ok. i didn't know. using nostr as a way to coordinate still sounds like a good idea to me tho.

2024-12-20 22:18:26

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😂

2024-12-20 22:16:53

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what is terraform?

2024-12-20 22:12:56

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tell that to @npub1v6q…nzyr 😉

2024-12-20 22:09:36

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Only the people who don't keep up with the tech and continuously learn will be outta a job, just like it always has been.

2024-12-20 21:55:09

My Bitcoin Meetups are so lame.
I'm not going to them anymore.
#Nostr Wins.

2024-12-20 21:54:00

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Coordination is the biggest issue, IMO.
Doing it over nostr has a huge advantage or else you are left out in the void trying to find people to coordinate the join with.
Its already hard to get p2p trades going in one region, this is even harder.

2024-12-20 21:51:54

Its been said this coming year some AIs will reach IQ 140, replacing a lot of avg white collar plebs. Its coming, soon. be prepared.
#note1rx6…ks9d

2024-12-20 21:49:54

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yep. i feel for the devs who aren't exercising their AI usage muscles yet.......
people not using AI are gonna get scorched. Silly Valley on fire with AI left and right over here.

2024-12-20 20:43:33

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Lemme rewrite that for the plebs reading the comments in this thread.
JOINSTR is COINJOIN OVER NOSTR
I know its confusing still for the non-technical plebs https://m.primal.net/NBuV.png , but evolutions will come soon. Pay attention to @npub1v6q…nzyr
https://docs.joinstr.xyz/overview/how-does-it-work

2024-12-20 20:37:57

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joinstr.xyz
this is the way

2024-12-20 19:30:46

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Thanks for using @npub1z0l…8ldk!

2024-12-20 19:26:09

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Yes, interested in joining your efforts, we have "Zoom on Nostr" which is used a lot in business and communities (hivetalk.org)

2024-12-20 03:21:08

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Finally

2024-12-20 00:50:19

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😄

2024-12-20 00:46:52

yep. Inverse thinking is super hard for most people.
Its always easier to move with the grain than against it, unfortunately.
https://image.nostr.build/16f5cfdd53e38d18b7144f5c192957e679b6c2ea124e864fe594e14a262a14cc.png

2024-12-20 00:34:19

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💜🧡

2024-12-20 00:33:39

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You can PR @npub1thu…a79l ‘s calendar

2024-12-19 22:00:45

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Size guide is on every product detail page on the site. from XS to 5XL for zip up and cloaks. Blankets come in 3 sizes. please visit site for more details for specifics.

2024-12-19 21:58:06

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PPQ additional API endpoints for auto LN topup:
Here are specs for API endpoints I'd like to see to allow remote top up, in addition to your existing prompt API endpoint. This will allow full integration to any app I build where we don't have to login to PPQ in order to check and top up balance. (YOU'RE WELCOME 😉 )
GET /api/v1/check_balance
requires: API_KEY
returns:
{ amount: 10000}
# CURL Example
curl -X GET 'https://your-domain.com/api/v1/check_balance' \
-H 'API_KEY: your_api_key_here'
# Expected Response
{
"amount": 10000
}
POST /api/v1/get_invoice
description: min amount can be XXXX sats to top up balance
if you make the minimum invoice amount to be significant then the endpoint should not be overloaded by frequent updates.
requirements: API_KEY , amount e.g. 5000
returns { invoice: lnbc......}
curl -X POST 'https://your-domain.com/api/v1/get_invoice' \
-H 'Content-Type: application/json' \
-H 'API_KEY: your_api_key_here' \
-d '{
"amount": 1000
}'
# Expected Response
{
"invoice": "lnbc10u1p3xhyxlpp5..."
}

2024-12-19 21:16:42

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Canva link doesn't work, can you please kindly repost? i'd love to read it. thanks.

2024-12-19 21:15:13

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yay

2024-12-19 21:13:59

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cheaper line here: https://hivetalk.printify.me/product/16281708/hive-honey-three-panel-fleece-hoodie

2024-12-19 20:17:33

@npub1thu…a79l made this awesome calendar for hardcore bitcoiner conferences in 2025. check it out 😉
https://bitcoinconferences.info/

2024-12-19 20:09:03

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nothing quality is cheap.
I do offer free shipping and it will last a good long time, i'm still wearing the ones from last year i made 😉. Won't peel crack or fade, two piece construction.
Sats only, no fiat accepted.

2024-12-19 20:05:15

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LOL don't we all....

2024-12-19 20:03:27

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Yup. You want a it on a hoodie blanket?

2024-12-19 19:59:57

1 BTC == 1 HOUSE. Soon. 😉
#note1hnr…je97

2024-12-19 03:51:49

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🎯

2024-12-19 03:51:26

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not this month but you can always zap the hivetalk next month on the front page here: https://hivetalk.org

2024-12-19 01:48:09

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Every dev in this space should be treated like a rare lambo.

2024-12-19 01:47:24

This, plus plus. What to strive for.
#note1huq…nvcc

2024-12-18 23:30:55

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incredible.

2024-12-18 23:26:44

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have you tried Codeium's Windsurf editor? that thing is siiick.

2024-12-18 21:00:33

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Soon, the State wants to regulate your ability to Walk from one house to the next. And tax you for it.

2024-12-18 20:48:35

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they're good. I nagged them for an API. They need to allow API enabled lightning payments tho.

2024-12-18 20:47:55

has anyone considered the taxes for all the public LN txs on Nostr?
are they gonna tax us for the 0.0001 euro tx'd now?? (for those using custodial wallets)
#note14f7…hl7t

2024-12-18 20:46:53

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has anyone considered the taxes for all the public LN txs on Nostr?
are they gonna tax us for the 0.0001 euro tx'd now??

2024-12-18 19:44:10

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6pm PST/ 9pm EST (sorry forgot the time above)

2024-12-18 19:41:19

what's your favorite AI for helping you with coding tasks?
#asknostr

2024-12-18 19:36:36

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time.

2024-12-18 19:34:30

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Only The Few. The Proud.
The Rare Nostriches will get the significance 😃

2024-12-18 19:33:04

Forgot to mention the time. 6pm PST / 9pm EST
LOL😂
#note1nxp…7u03

2024-12-18 19:26:45

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@npub1fjq…leku

2024-12-18 19:22:50

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you are always worth more than you think ;)

2024-12-18 19:20:59

Do you feel like its getting easier and faster to build code these days? or not? Tell me what you think.
#asknostr

2024-12-18 19:14:03

@npub1q7w…m2vr wll be hosting #DEVNIGHT tonight on #hivetalk
Come chat about anything in the space that you're building on. Final chat of the year!
https://hivetalk.org/join/devnight

2024-12-18 18:45:20

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🫂💜🥕

2024-12-18 18:44:50

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LOL

2024-12-17 23:17:21

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LOL, right on

2024-12-17 22:19:46

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Work smarter not harder. Build ur members on nostr

2024-12-17 22:18:49

How Bout posting on Nostr and the community will zap you instead?
#note1d8t…2mcu

2024-12-17 22:18:37

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How Bout posting on Nostr and the community will zap you instead?

2024-12-17 22:02:15

Btw, if you ever like online shopping in the US but live outside, you can use ShipItTo as a package forwarder. Do your shopping and consolidate at a US address, save on international shipping for lots of packages.
Starts with a free plan.
https://www.shipito.com

2024-12-17 21:28:18

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Nostr is the RSS upgrade.
now its just time to bring RSS over to nostr

2024-12-17 19:32:22

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most of us do have day jobs. we're just efficient with our time

2024-12-17 19:31:44

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yup 😉

2024-12-17 19:30:11

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2024-12-17 18:32:49

nostriches are better bitcoiners. :)

2024-12-17 18:32:38

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nostriches are better bitcoiners. :)

2024-12-17 18:32:16

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OMG i feel this so hard <3

2024-12-16 21:26:43

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gonna be huge!

2024-12-16 19:10:28