Z's Zingers
Z

Come for the Z stay for the Zingers? idk man.
I like to ramble about Bitcoin/Money, Health/Medicine, Exercise/Fitness.
I also do be shit poasting.

Follow along if you want, or not; this is freedom-tech after all

Public Key

npub18epc88d9nw75f940wvrtmd4mslfswy54k3k97nlcvgwr0p754qnqpt2h9c

NIP-57 Address

zzingers@getalby.com

Profile Code

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nos.lol

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relay.primal.net

Author Public Key

npub18epc88d9nw75f940wvrtmd4mslfswy54k3k97nlcvgwr0p754qnqpt2h9c

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Last Notes

2024-02-28 15:52:53

Haha what is going on

2024-02-13 13:54:30

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Man I love Alan Thrall. Such high signal low bullshit fitness content. One of the best channels out there for newbies to get into lifting.
I avoid those “100 pushups per day till x” trends because I don’t like having tendonitis in my shoulders and elbows
I do sets of EMOM pushups like 3-4x per week.

2024-01-29 15:25:55

Gm everyone. I’m still here, just haven’t posted in forever. CIA hasn’t gotten me yet.

2024-01-09 21:34:27

1). What

2023-12-25 17:04:18

Merry Christmas from the Z’s
Not gonna dox my family with our Christmas card pic so just picture your average white family with matching pajamas (the dog has matching pajamas too)
🫂🫂💜💜🎄🎄

2023-12-25 16:48:50

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Guys will see this and just go “hell yeah”
🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

2023-12-25 16:43:00

Fried biscuit donuts for Christmas breakfast.
Fried in avocado oil (me n my homies all hate seed oils) https://image.nostr.build/4585482c1cf9c2f82505f48050041f415d41bfbecad51640fd1a591d392075ee.jpg

2023-12-25 02:26:23

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Man that’s awesome.

2023-12-25 01:52:18

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It works well with whiskey. Doesn’t impart a strong whiskey flavor. Probably couldn’t tell unless someone told you it’s in there.

2023-12-25 01:50:40

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Yeah! Anything that calls for vanilla extract.
Could probably put it into cocktails. I tried it straight, not as tasty as it smells.

2023-12-24 21:00:03

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You can also just refill over the same beans once it runs low.

2023-12-24 20:59:09

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Takes about 6 weeks minimum to infuse. This bottle has been going since September last year.

2023-12-24 18:20:33

You can make your own vanilla extract by soaking vanilla beans in a liquor of your choice.
These are in some Four Roses whiskey. https://image.nostr.build/d8cf9f3d6a0fa95f6773fba52575eb0e646b7480a880a6b7acb4e1af7d5c4c71.jpg

2023-12-24 03:16:19

Hey kids, if you stay up late a night or two before Christmas, and you listen really close, you can hear Santa cussing at wrapping paper

2023-12-22 17:22:23

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Airs probably dry. Humidifier might help.

2023-12-22 15:43:37

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It does end. We finally after about 6 or 7 failed offers end up in a nice home.
Keep in mind though we did have to essentially pay more than the appraised value of the house to get our offer accepted, which does eat into our equity a little bit.
The market is just weird right now. We could see another 2008-2009 style crash, or the money printers could just inflate prices higher and higher as soon as interest rates drop. Who fucken knows.
We bought a house that we could conceivably live in for 10 years to weather a bad market, rather than a smaller, cheaper house that we might outgrow immediately if we pop out another kid.

2023-12-22 02:48:35

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Hang in there bro. Went up against the same thing buying my house.

2023-12-17 17:21:25

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“My last note did really well, got squirted all over”

2023-12-16 19:35:27

Ga.
Agenda today is replacing the heating element on the dishwasher.
Also replacing the plumbing on one of our sinks.
Feeling Hella handy for a white collar fella

2023-12-15 17:02:38

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#coffeechain.
GET HIM!!

2023-12-15 15:03:26

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🫡

2023-12-15 13:40:38

Gm. Happy Friday, frens.
Stacking humble and staying sats :-)
And coffee sipping.
#coffeechain #plebchain

2023-12-14 16:39:01

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Thanks for the encouragement fren🫂
As the great Ronnie Coleman once said: “ain’t nothin to it, but to do it. It ain’t nothin but a peanut”

2023-12-14 15:53:59

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Been tossing the idea around of writing. Like a substack and/or some freelance writing.
Kind of in that catch 22 when I wanna change things up because I don’t have time/energy to do the things I want, but also don’t have the time/energy to effectively learn a new skill.
Can’t complain too hard; I’m employed, bills are paid, btc is zooming. Just trying to solve my first world problems over here.

2023-12-14 15:14:19

Gm. Dreaming of breaking from the 8-5 grind so I can have a few more hours during the day to get things done around the house on personal projects.
#coffeechain ☕️☕️

2023-12-13 16:24:21

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I’m at about 50/50 y’all/you guys. Haven’t yet starting with the you’uns

2023-12-13 16:22:43

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Southern enough to know there’s more than one meaning here 🤔

2023-12-13 15:25:52

Working in a rural setting has me saying things like “I reckon”
I’m becoming more fluent in southern English

2023-12-12 19:19:51

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Man am I jealous of home made honey!
I try to buy local organic unprocessed honey whenever I get a chance. The taste is just so head and shoulder above that of the basic grocery store honey.

2023-12-12 19:17:41

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That’s a great idea, I’ll add some to the next batch and see how it turns out.

2023-12-12 18:16:10

Home made balsamic vinaigrette
Just balsamic vinegar, olive oil, garlic, salt, pepper, brown sugar.
Whisk vigorously.
Most salad dressings are just pure seed oil which make you sicker and fatter and more hungry.
#seedoildisrespect #seedoil
#foodstr #healthstr https://image.nostr.build/2c7c06f33e29c6853075a1deb614fde9e4a0b349b32362651dd8148f6576cf76.jpg

2023-12-12 15:12:37

They printed this really funny joke on the bottom of my Stanley cup https://image.nostr.build/4abcad9523f27cb921d040ab4f5b18568bde06acc75256c4ebe9d6261735c675.jpg

2023-12-12 14:31:12

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Doing her best to suppress the price so she can stack her bags. I appreciate her work

2023-12-12 13:17:42

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Gm 🫡

2023-12-11 21:34:25

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God think of how much water WASTED.

2023-12-11 19:31:56

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A fake pump that noticeably increases muscle size, strength, and endurance.

2023-12-11 18:02:46

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My guy is gatekeeping the gains!!

2023-12-11 17:17:11

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Ain’t that just the darndest thing?

2023-12-11 14:14:04

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I only salt if I’m gonna be doing something that will get my sweaty like exercise or yard work.
But I don’t really measure. Maybe 1/4 teaspoon to a 32 oz bottle.

2023-12-11 14:12:25

Gm everyone.
I am officially past the 6 week mark from surgery. Cleared for normal activity and exercise.
My body is doughy, skinny-fat, and very deconditioned.
Going to spend the rest of this month with some general conditioning and progressing weights from light to heavier.
Gonna be gangbusters at the beginning of the new year.
Bulk is gonna go crazy.
Bull market? 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️
Bulk market ✅✅✅
Feeling bullshit this week.
#fitstr #gymstr #healthstr

2023-12-10 15:53:44

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I just want a version where you can leave comments roasting people for their 70s shag carpet in 2023

2023-12-10 02:21:17

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That’s fantastic, hoping for the same result.

2023-12-09 21:19:59

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Yup! Gonna be starting with Avocado next week.
Gonna try to do the whole 101 before 1 thing

2023-12-09 21:18:53

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That arched doorway is awesome

2023-12-09 21:14:33

The little Z just pushed through his first 2 teeth. Been a fussy 3 or so week process but he has been happy as a lark since getting his gums to calm down.

2023-12-09 17:51:16

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That looks slick.

2023-12-09 15:20:50

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What kind of dog? We love dogs

2023-12-09 15:20:15

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They call energy metabolism “cellular respiration”

2023-12-09 15:18:04

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Most of those people don’t make enough to pay many taxes 😉
Can’t look at your paycheck if you don’t work.

2023-12-08 20:10:18

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U REAL ONE FOR THIS @npub1qny…95gx

2023-12-08 18:30:59

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More masters degrees is highly correlated with a higher degree of mental retardation.
(I have a masters degree)

2023-12-08 18:08:09

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🫂

2023-12-08 17:14:42

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Thank you fam 🫡🫡🫂🫂💜
Life is good, I’ve got the house, work, and bitcoin.
Many people weren’t so lucky and are now essentially locked out of the housing market forever

2023-12-08 16:14:25

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The wife and I moved into her parent’s basement (very nice mother-in-law suite) for a year to save up for our house. That was the “responsible” thing to do and helped accelerate our savings by almost $10k
The fiat clown world price inflation of the housing market inflated the value of any house we tried to buy by about $100k, completely wiping out any savings we had accomplished over that year of being “responsible” and saving up for a down payment.
Still lucky enough to have ended up owning a home before interest rates hiked to the moon (also result of fiat clownworld money), but man when you get punished for doing the “right” thing… that radicalizes a person.

2023-12-08 15:08:18

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BRO IF YOU START A POOL AND DO IT RIGHT I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET OVER THE LEARNING CURVE AND START HOME MINING.

2023-12-07 01:50:35

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Knobs are safer, you can use the tactile cues to know what you are adjusting without taking your eyes off the road.

2023-12-06 17:45:45

When it comes to health, I really wish more people believed that they can help themselves.
So many people have tried these bullshit fiat diets without success and genuinely believe that it isn’t in their power to help their weight and improve their health.
Makes me sad. America gets a bad wrap for this, but obesity and chronic disease rates are climbing all across the developed world.
#healthstr

2023-12-06 15:19:49

Gm. Im with everyone else wishing they stacked more corn at discount prices. Oh well.
Still thinking there will be another downswing before the bull run really takes off. Probably won’t see sub 20k again, but that’s alright.

2023-12-06 01:35:20

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Maybe an idiom. Definitely an idiot (it’s dad) 🤷‍♂️

2023-12-06 01:03:33

The baby has pooped in the bath 3 nights in a row now ⭐️⭐️⭐️
He has yet to apologize.

2023-12-06 00:18:29

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“Oh I never pay attention to the price 😏”

2023-12-05 21:03:49

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Can’t wait until 2026 when I find out I’m not insane, just retarded.

2023-12-05 17:44:01

When people are talking about the possibility of a recession, but BTC is mooning. https://image.nostr.build/54fe1d92f7296f71933e3d9fa4e2794b13c6724627a34cc997b77b6ff10d4211.gif

2023-12-05 17:10:21

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Just like censoring speech in Turkey. Gotta follow the laws because “I don’t like to do crime”
👍👍👍👍

2023-12-05 17:07:04

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“Didn’t like doing crime” what a pussy hahahaha
Game is literally named after a criminal charge.

2023-12-05 16:55:22

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I think we will find a niche where Nostr works insanely well and really takes off, but tbh I don’t think that is gonna be twitter-clone social media apps. It’s not gonna replace twitter or Facebook entirely unless those companies completely collapse from within.
But I think we build like crazy on the use cases we have so the network is strong. That way when we find the right niche, it’s really to really take over.

2023-12-05 14:17:12

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I think this caveat is something a lot of people on Nostr don’t get. “Better” isn’t good enough to disrupt an established network effect. That’s why railroad tracks are the same width as Roman chariot cart wheels. Network effects are that strong. They can last for 1000 years.
To upset a network effect, you typically have to be about 10x better than the thing you’re replacing.
Like telegram replacing the pony express. Learning Morse code was hard, but sending messages at the speed of light was just so next level that it upset the whole communication system.

2023-12-05 14:01:03

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ETFS ONLY EXISTS SO THAT THE SUITS CAN PUMP OUR BAGS.

2023-12-05 13:58:28

Gm. ☕️
Bitcoin is hope for a brighter future in a world that just seems to get darker and darker.
#coffeechain #plebchain #bitcoin

2023-12-04 21:25:07

Work is slow, Bitcoin is up, I’ve had about twice as much coffee as normal.
My brain is ZINGING right now. One more cup and I might actually start shooting lasers out of my eyes

2023-12-04 14:20:29

Gm everybody.
It’s time for people to act smug and pretend they never check the bitcoin price.
“Ngu is the least interesting thing about bitcoin 🤓” OK buddy.
Green candles make the coffee taste better this morning. 🟩☕️☕️
#coffeechain #plebchain

2023-12-04 13:25:23

Guy will see this and just go “hell yeah” https://image.nostr.build/2920fc738ed8ca84574a9d76fa4648e4cd4558bef3c8a15f9550ecb4b647e0dc.jpg

2023-12-04 03:01:57

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Nooo it’s 100% pure olive oil!!!
(In a blend with soybean, canola, and/or sunflower oil)

2023-12-04 03:00:34

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Ah shit, just when I was getting excited.
Well it was a good run.
Gonna go sell my stack brb

2023-12-04 00:13:00

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https://image.nostr.build/8b6d7a0dc5b23aa9bf2f6da915b1bae6ea416572b39316419cd6b514bac27be0.jpg

2023-12-04 00:10:32

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The only way to find hummus without seed oils is to make yourself. 😢

2023-12-03 22:32:00

Smol hand.
That’s all. https://image.nostr.build/54e4c4d92490f7f9ce19af56bbb1e264143fd06d1b8aa00b9f97a3982b25fa16.jpg

2023-12-03 22:22:49

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“…Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?” 🎶

2023-12-03 13:54:48

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Gm!
I have a battery power leaf blower. Not very effective at actually moving leaves, but it’s super effective as a sweeper for the garage and patio.

2023-12-03 00:47:39

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Hope it’s not a rectal thermometer 🌡️

2023-12-03 00:45:04

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This is what Nostr Lyn looks like to a Central Banker

2023-12-03 00:40:10

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My wife picked up an Amazon fire tablet for like $30 on a sale last year.

2023-12-01 16:41:29

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https://image.nostr.build/20187be38547277ef384daaff4085be74e91702e5f5b31e448de656fc7542118.jpg

2023-12-01 16:06:50

People arguing over technical aspects of nostr or bitcoin like the whole ocean mining pool and I’m over here like: https://image.nostr.build/ac49671345231411b20fd3b064e4704763adc20e5ee0837107ffbf51d2bd8ce7.jpg

2023-11-30 19:21:44

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King shit. 👑

2023-11-30 13:58:21

Gm gang.
Everyone in my office knows that I disappear every morning because nature calls and she’s got a standing appointment at 9:00.
Very predictable and dependable.
This is directly related to #coffeechain. ☕️💩🚽

2023-11-29 21:48:03

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Working out is a great addiction to have. A marathon is on my bucket list.
I’ll have to catch that running bug one of these days

2023-11-29 21:15:20

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I would agree. Although I would prefer to skip running altogether.

2023-11-29 20:47:02

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Used to work for a guy who ran marathons for fun. He would try his best to do an outdoor run on the hottest and the coldest day of the year. Called them his “tough guy” runs.
Runners are a different breed lol. Nice hat tho.

2023-11-29 20:32:37

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Pretty sure there are support groups for recovering RuneScape addicts.
I gotta stay away or else I’ll be chasing that 2008 RuneScape high for the rest of my life.

2023-11-29 18:34:43

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Flash1:wave1: BUYING RUNE SCIMMY 25k !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2023-11-29 14:59:27

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https://image.nostr.build/77d48031d79386f33b3ed1b5bd720a7730d72af25af685ed3717bf41e9531816.jpg

2023-11-29 14:47:12

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Water + beans only for me.
(Plus microplastics if I’m using the Keurig pods)

2023-11-29 14:45:18

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Gm king 👑

2023-11-25 18:29:32

#dogstr https://image.nostr.build/53f39fd65f995e35fca1fffd26987acac9d719add9942748517a8af13e480c3e.jpg

2023-11-24 23:04:54

So how much do you like Christmas?
My wife: literally replaces her whole nightstand with a Christmas tree.
🌲 https://image.nostr.build/cdf01a76c78fd05f6f8c84bfad5ef8c972c680ffc5ac930e9426dd3a69803151.jpg

2023-11-23 18:06:39

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🫂💜 thankful for the crazy extremists on this corner of the internet

2023-11-23 15:55:22

Thankful for home and family. And bitcoin.

2023-11-23 15:35:00

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To you as well, fren. 🤝🦃

2023-11-23 14:12:27

Gm and happy Thanksgiving everyone.