Nutty & Mild

Deeply flawed geriatric millennial human, trying her best
🏳️‍🌈🖖🏼

Pronouns: She/ They
Likes: Books, Gaming, Sci-Fi, Languages
Talks About: Neurodivergence/Autism, Parenthood, Sci-fi/Horror Books, Silly things, Food
Location: Midwest, USA

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farah_at_beige.party@momostr.pink

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Last Notes

2024-08-30 06:12:30

How can you watch Captain Planet at the age of 10 and not be radicalized?
It’s hilarious that bigots think being woke is a modern thing

2024-07-10 00:35:47

Seriously though, what were Christopher Robin’s parents feeding him??

2024-07-09 22:05:59

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I gave up underwire bra during pregnancy and boy, it’s impossible to go back to it now! Also bra shopping is notoriously hard, the whole process gets super exhausting at the end.

2024-07-09 17:46:00

@npub19zu…0jum nice screen name!

2024-07-09 00:59:26

I mean I could go rah-rah with some random blade but given my track record with cutting tools, I better not
Sliced opened my thumb way too many times
Cut off the tip of my upper lip once, with normal scissors
Punch myself in the eye (now I have permanent broken blood vessel in my right eyeball)
Seriously whoever gave me permission to be a parent was clearly not doing their job

2024-07-07 21:32:15

You know what’s not very nice? Hoarding most of the world’s wealth and not doing anything useful with it

2024-07-07 21:26:19

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Same

2024-07-07 21:24:03

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“Giuseppe Stromboli and the briefcase of meatballs” 😂🤣😂🥲

2024-07-06 13:59:11

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Anything before 7 am is early. If I have enough sleep I’ll probably wake up naturally. But I can never sleep before 10:30 pm. So yeah..

2024-07-06 06:07:27

So finished Breath of the Wild main storyline! That was a long boss fight #LegendOfZelda

2024-07-06 01:42:51

Where can I find a witch who’d put a spell on me so I wouldn’t be able blather on about politics?? It’s getting pathological

2024-07-06 01:34:43

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Never read his books before. Now I’m intrigued

2024-07-05 22:56:38

Every news article about Trump should start with the sentence - “once again, Trump lied; this time about…” But journalistic integrity or some shit #USPol

2024-07-03 16:27:58

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The woods are more of a mindset than actual woods. I just wanna be a hermit. There I said it

2024-06-30 18:28:01

Look I’ve accomplished my lifelong goal of moving to a western country so I get to do all the taboo things I wasn’t supposed do back in my homeland just because I was born a girl. Why the fuck would I like to change that??

2024-06-28 14:25:03

What if we kissed on the trolley track but you playing

2024-06-28 09:47:01

Therapy and medication works 80% of the time but how do I manage the rest that is mostly self-sabotage #MentalHealth

2024-06-25 17:54:46

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And smoothies. You can do a lot with them!

2024-06-25 17:53:56

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He’s a wise man

2024-06-25 17:52:36

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Yes cereal and milk (I’m lazy sorry)

2024-06-24 18:25:53

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Polaris??

2024-06-24 18:23:52

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Not sure who’s cuter 😍🥰

2024-06-24 18:23:05

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The dog is like “ermygod, weird little dog, I love you!”

2024-06-17 17:04:38

Trying to bake eggless vanilla cake today. Hold on to your butts!

2024-06-14 02:54:42

Raise your hand if you often think about leaving everything behind and go live in the forest 🙋🏻‍♀️

2024-06-11 04:40:35

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I’m always being blown away by your transformation. 😍
Can I ask you something? You totally don’t have to answer. I don’t know if it’ll be offensive or not (please call me out if I’m crossing a line). After looking at your transformation, if someone says as a compliment- “they are not the same person”, is that offensive/hurtful?

2024-06-10 19:36:01

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WTF wrote or okayed this copy??
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/594/004/246/388/615/original/8e3a59af8bfdb314.jpeg

2024-06-10 19:29:21

I’ve never actually looked up Cybertruck on their official website until now. And there it says - “built for any planet”. Umm why does it matter? It’s not like people can take it with them to mars or some utopian dreamland they think Elon is going to take them. Space travel means traveling light. That means not taking unnecessary hunk of junk with you

2024-06-08 03:01:14

I’m not sure if it’s ironic or amusing that the “.. but think about the children” people don’t actually think about the children

2024-06-06 17:39:06

Like we didn’t have enough problems in the world already. Just make your own sandwiches, men! https://youtu.be/PWM8mq391ak?si=5kiEUPqucZyZdCm1

2024-06-05 09:40:54

Up with the kid because he’s sick #parenthood

2024-06-03 00:25:24

Friendly reminder, no one owes you their queer/gay/lesbian/bi/trans origin story. Leave them be! #PrideMonth #QueerCommunity

2024-06-02 04:30:55

Inside you there are two wolves, one of them likes to snack and other likes to nap. And that’s why you can not get anything done

2024-06-01 21:24:48

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Btw this is in Ames, Iowa. One of the blueish parts of the state

2024-06-01 21:23:12

Damn, Target caved bad to the bigots’ pressure! Went to get some organizing stuff, no pride merch at their usual spot (near the entrance). Maybe there were inside somewhere, but I didn’t look for it. So yeah…
Once again corporations suck! (No surprise there)

2024-05-29 23:52:29

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Now you’re just openly challenging me

2024-05-29 23:47:33

I had a looong day. Part of it was contributed by a trip to Walmart for groceries and couldn’t find my wallet at the checkout. (It was in my car) Obviously I can never go back to THAT Walmart again. FML

2024-05-29 23:40:03

WTF is Vanderpump and what is its problem

2024-05-28 21:47:19

Seriously WTF happened to Brianna Wu??

2024-05-28 04:12:46

I don’t usually get migraines these days but when I do, I’ll talk about it until cows come home

2024-05-26 21:50:55

I miss those innocent internet days when all we cared about was that giant rubber duck. *sigh* Good times we had!
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/509/599/800/774/767/original/58d725def51cde04.mp4

2024-05-21 00:14:17

Wait, do boys not get compliments??
Hang on, let me get my compliments cannon..

2024-05-17 02:04:03

I’m not fat; I’m compensating for my height by expanding sideways

2024-05-16 20:49:32

So I’m reading the Gender Dysphoria Bible and the bit about “do you want to be her or be with her?” just broke me. What is happening?!?

2024-05-07 14:11:07

Dear food businesses, I need to able to check your menu/ingredients before I eat at your establishments, because we have food allergies in our fam. If you put your entire website contents behind Facebook, I cannot do that. Please have an alternative. Sincerely, someone who really loves food

2024-04-23 20:41:40

Speaking of geeky feminine things, I found this carry bag for Nintendo switch that is so cute, kinda tempted to make it my main handbag now. I mean look at this pretty thang! 🥰
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/322/471/472/552/585/original/569549d16e4cc4b3.jpeg

2024-04-02 13:44:07

People who go to therapist, do you plan ahead what do you want to talk to your therapist about?