I mean I could go rah-rah with some random blade but given my track record with cutting tools, I better not
Sliced opened my thumb way too many times
Cut off the tip of my upper lip once, with normal scissors
Punch myself in the eye (now I have permanent broken blood vessel in my right eyeball)
Seriously whoever gave me permission to be a parent was clearly not doing their job
Nutty & Mild /
npub189…a5nqc
2024-07-09 00:59:26
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2024-07-09 00:59:26Event JSON
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