Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

Church of the SubGenius, Member

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2024-08-15 20:22:48

Source unknown, timeless message.
:jrbd:
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2024-08-07 02:58:29

"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it."
- G. K. Chesterton, "All Things Considered" (London: Methuen & Co. 1908) p. 203.

2024-07-09 01:37:00

Welcome to Dobbstown.
:jrbd: https://dobbstown.org
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2024-07-04 12:35:19

Still time!
Still time before July 5th 1998, when the men from Planet X will burn this planet to a cinder while you and other paid members of the Church of the SubGenius ascend in glory and power to our destiny in the stars. Still time to JOIN…
The Church of the SubGenius
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-06-30 15:56:49

How To Join The Illuminati (2014)
:jrbd: :cnsp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKoJ1QcogKI

2024-06-29 16:26:35

JOIN... The Church of the SubGenius.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
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2024-06-28 10:56:23

Recorded, broadcast and screen-based music is one flat surface with seams made of known or assumed varied sources. Software generated music smooths the seams to a single flat surface, an egg with the listeners inside.
:jrbd:

2024-06-23 12:32:43

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2024-06-23 02:09:26

"Bob" Only Has Eyes For You.
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2024-06-05 12:51:34

The comic book / soap opera format is not in itself bad because it rolls on & on. That format has some strengths and weaknesses, just as formats with a beginning a middle and an end have some strengths and weaknesses. Difficulties arise only when the former is treated like the later. That is, forgetting that the narrative will roll on & on even if it appears something happened with a beginning a middle and an end.
Social media rolls on & on, forgetting that it has no beginning a middle nor end.

2024-06-04 14:29:09

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@npub1v68…t9aa I have been entirely unable to find a means to view Лили ("Lili," 2018), be it purchase, rent or download.

2024-05-23 18:17:01

What is slack?
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
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2024-05-23 17:21:45

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@npub1x39…up9l DANG! This is great! Have a great time, don't take any photos or video, just be in awe of the Clown Core!
🤡 🥁 🤡 🎷

2024-05-16 22:02:00

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@npub1v53…7k8g perfect.

2024-05-03 01:49:39

Watching “Monster Zero” at slackfest!
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2024-05-02 21:33:14

Rev. Onan Canobite at slackfest - right now!
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
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2024-04-30 15:17:52

I can make no all-inclusive comment on the "sacred citizen" movement, which claims that due to membership in the religion of his or her choice the individual in question is not subject to secular law.
But... I can say that some are successful and others are not.

2024-04-23 00:08:52

The elegance of shifting the code of one chip to other chips on a 46-year-old space probe, currently 162 AUs away, traveling at 38K mph, and having it all work, is worthy of the Nobel Prize for Poetry.

2024-04-17 13:51:52

"What would you do if you could be a deity for a day?"
"I don't know. What do deities do every day?"
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-04-07 12:27:13

Some SubGenii are more stay-at-home types. And that's fine! The only wrong way to be a SubGenius is to never send in your membership fee to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.
Wishing you a non voyage!
:jrbd:

2024-03-28 11:41:02

All justifications justify themselves, at minimum. After that it’s degrees of other factors.
Most of life is story-telling, and aren’t we lucky to be able to tell ourselves stories about how lucky we are.
I’ve heard people complain that religion is just a mean ghost story, as if the “ghost story” part were the problem. Answer no! Some ghost stories are mean. Others are sad, or scary, or melancholy, or funny (even slapstick), or romantic.
You stop existing only when you are part of no story.

2024-03-24 01:38:04

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@npub1x39…up9l nice. I just bought an “internet in a box” …
https://mdwiki.org/wiki/WikiProjectMed:Internet-in-a-Box/Buy
… serves out medical info (amendable to other content) on local no-internet WiFi.

2024-03-15 16:05:24

A series of small changes can accumulate into a medium change. A series of medium changes can accumulate into a big change.
I want you to ask yourself what concrete steps you are taking to make sure your life stays the same, or gets worse, in the days, weeks, months and years ahead.
Or, if you prefer, a different question.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-03-13 12:24:21

As per this discussion in the moderation system for BlueSky…
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39684027
… there are questions as to how to moderate for content that is legal in one country but illegal in another country. For instance, the USA does not have blasphemy laws but other countries do.
The Mastodon Server Covenant neatly addresses this problem with a universal statement - rule number one! “Active moderation against racism, sexism, homophobia, blasphemy and transphobia.”

2024-03-12 00:24:14

As long as it can drive even a single sale to The SubGenius Foundation, the entire Internet is justified.
Otherwise... eh.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-02-14 03:29:48

Half-formed television memories are as real as any other spiritual mechanism.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/111/927/713/290/527/870/original/a0057aec5c427d6b.mp4

2024-02-11 17:19:01

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What's more, although the Mastodon Server Covenant calls for "Active moderation against racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia and blasphemy," there is no general agreement as to what constitutes blasphemy (or that blasphemy exist, or that it is a problem).
So when a moderator gets a one-word report of "blasphemy!" ... what is supposed to happen? Delete the user? Reward them? There's no answer, only a sense of "c'mon, you know what I mean" (i.e.: tails I win heads you lose).

2024-02-11 13:36:51

Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat ("Proof lies on him who asserts, not on him who denies") is a presumption of innocence with roots in second century Rome.
After centuries of struggle, this outrage has been superseded by fediverse block lists.
I get asked sometimes why https://dobbs.town is on fediverse block lists, as if it's up to me to say who added it, when, why, and why it stays on block lists.
No burden of proof from the accuser, no way off the block lists.
:jrbd:

2024-02-01 15:43:28

Critical updates to dobbs.town being applied in 3...
2...
1...
:jrbd:

2024-01-28 17:50:42

"How I Made a Million Dollars with the Title of a Book That Was Just Blank Pages Inside" by J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-01-19 20:03:55

WORLD PREMIERE of Time for the Show: The Movie, a feature-length film based on the Time for the Show podcast and the World of Hypercube Labs! LIVE at Will’s Pub in Orlando, Florida! Featuring a performance by Rubix Pube!
FEBRUARY 11, 2024.
DON’T THINK™, it’s TIME FOR THE SHOW!!!
This film is not rated, and contains harsh language and mild violence.
https://www.facebook.com/events/303672159107063
(Notice! More than one citizen of Dobbs.Town is in this film!)
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2024-01-18 14:03:56

Commercial-grade drone covered in fishhooks, adhesives, that sort of thing. It drops out of the sky and hooks on to somebody. A speaker announces unless bitcoin is paid to an account shown on a QR code, the drone will explode. If you try to remove the drone, it will explode. Work from home hostage taking.
The Church of the SubGenius has been telling you to get ready for a pretty tough future since 1980. Laugh all the way to your fully-equipped fallout shelter...
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2024-01-15 03:29:56

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@npub15st…p3na That all sounds about right! Thanks!

2024-01-14 19:10:02

The top leader of Tibet in exile is the Dalai Lama, the top leader in Lichtenstein is the King, the top leader in USA is the President. “Top leader” is the same in each location, but Dalai Lama, King and President are not at all the same, not at all interchangeable.
You can avoid all sorts of categorical errors by adopting J. R. “Bob” Dobbs as the reason for or against anything which you yourself are against or for. A religion that doesn’t justify you every whim is hardly worth your time.

2024-01-06 15:43:45

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@npub1xyg…rl5v Source please!

2023-12-18 23:50:49

The Mastodon Server Covenant adopted an anti-blasphemy clause in 2023 for some very good reasons.
Respect for religion is the norm the world over. Blasphemy laws are found in Christian, Muslim, Jewish, atheist, Hindu and Buddhist-majority nations. Some nations impose the death penalty for blasphemy!
The UN supports blasphemy laws in "specific circumstances."
Instances that sign on to the Mastodon Server Covenant agree to provide a safe space for users — one that does not allow blasphemy.

2023-11-15 01:19:10

Is there any hope of getting rid of these explanation bubbles? I click the x, they come back.

2023-10-27 01:40:27

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Reverend @npub1lfs…55g7 of the Church of the SubGenius KNOWS slack! You can too! When you read, or pretend to read, or just even say you read, The Dobbstown Mirror...
:jrbd: https://patreon.com/dobbstown

2023-10-22 19:22:36

The people have spoken! It seems less than half of the signatory instances are enforcing the new "no blasphemy" clause of the Mastodon Server Covenant on a case-by-case basis. For better or worse, the no-blasphemy clause may be removed unless more people speak out.
https://joinmastodon.org/covenant
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2023-10-20 17:16:07

Eventually all of your "old before your time" and "young at heart" threads get woven into perfect harmony and you're exactly as old as you are. Guess what happens then.
:jrbd: 👫 💀 💀 🌐 🖤

2023-10-16 00:40:12

Original photograph of a young J. R. "Bob" Dobbs testing some early sales magic on an unsuspecting crowd. Notice how they all seem guided, of a single mind, yet mindless. "Bob" can be seen in the window of the Lokfez Building.
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2023-10-14 02:23:19

Coil - The Wheel (1987)
When the storm clears and the sun shines, we'll see the country beyond the garden. Oh, I was dragged here by an angel. Against my weak will the stronger dictate.
Now I stand here, I've scaled the mountain that led from function to forms of glory. And when our hands touched like worlds colliding, a star exploding — then I knew that the wheel is turning.
Rust transmuted to gold and silver by strength of true will.
No more resistance.
Just perfection.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/111/230/974/891/190/608/original/38935b1849c4ff96.mp3

2023-10-11 13:25:06

Everybody get in line!
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
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2023-10-09 20:14:16

Just picked up the latest issue of "The Dobbstown Mirror" from the printer and boy howdy is it a firecracker! The most "HANDS ON" issue so far! Mailing it out next few days!
:jrbd: https://patreon.com/dobbstown

2023-10-07 03:10:36

Prompt: Elephant with a war bonnet.
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2023-10-06 00:12:48

Prompt: "Poppy flowers in the style of Maurice Pillard Verneuil."
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2023-10-06 00:05:04

The first INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH Church.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
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2023-10-03 00:37:17

There's still time to give your opinion about adding blasphemy to the Mastodon Server Covenant. To whit...
"Active moderation against racism, sexism, homophobia and transphobia. Users must have the confidence that they are joining a safe space, free from white supremacy, anti-semitism, blasphemy and transphobia of other platforms."

2023-10-01 15:28:44

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@npub15st…p3na But I will add most of all - thank you for your interest and support.

2023-10-01 01:42:07

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@npub15st…p3na would be glad to see it.

2023-09-30 21:48:21

Alias' to use yt-dl to download one video, a list of videos, one video and convert it to audio, a list of videos converted to audio, or bandcamp albums...
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2023-09-26 10:19:51

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@npub1599…96yk looking forward to it!

2023-09-23 02:12:45

Penniless: why a Victoria
man has gone two decades
without money. David Johnston won't touch money, except to destroy it. (2021)
https://www.capitaldaily.ca/news/penniless-two-decades-without-money

2023-09-20 18:26:23

It's a basic human right to determine what is a basic human right. Individuals & groups that are not inclusive of all humans decide what is a basic human right for all humans, as is their right. Otherwise, individuals & groups that are not inclusive of all humans would make decisions that would go against the basic human rights that were forced upon them against their basic human rights to not have decisions of individuals & groups forced upon them. You're not against basic human rights are you?

2023-09-18 12:07:21

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@npub1kd6…w72f Walter Alter has been a friends since the 1980s. He says that one of the DIY methods of television is the multi-screen array. Many screens at the same time, to train the brain to take in more information as a whole. This thread has a couple excerpts from his essays, but the basic idea is one you can try today: two or more tvs, sound about equal, different signal sources, go.

2023-09-18 12:00:02

walter alter - the multi-screen setup (1980s).
http://www.walteralter.com/multi.htm
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2023-09-17 19:09:14

"What would I say if I didn't think I was the good guy?"
Asking myself that before speaking has prevented me from saying things with baseless confidence.

2023-09-15 13:15:47

There's a level of wealth the likes of you and I aren't aren't aware of, because those people are wealthy enough to pay to stay off the Most Wealthy People lists.
But as far as the top ten known most wealthy people, not one of them owe their wealth to being an arms merchant. Go back even a few generations and this was not the case.

2023-09-14 16:06:26

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@npub1waj…c4zf How can I get a copy of this vital religious technology?

2023-09-12 12:41:11

"Nerves"
Middlesex County Times (Saturday 17 February 1934) p. 4
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2023-09-10 23:24:23

The people have spoken!
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2023-09-07 02:02:56

𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕄𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕝
𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕣𝕠𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤

2023-09-02 22:12:44

Which has the correct posture?
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
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2023-09-02 00:20:56

Is there smoke in my house? If the smoke is moderate, I will stay; if it is excessive, I go out. For you must always remember this and hold it fast, that the door is open. [...] If I am so unlucky, death is a safe harbor; and death is the safe harbor for all. It is the place of refuge. For this reason not one of the things in life is difficult: as soon as I choose, I go out of the house, and am troubled by smoked no more.
- Epictetus, The Discourses

2023-09-02 00:20:41

I heard of a man in the third day of his abstinence from food. I went to inquire what had happened. "I have resolved to starve," he said. I said tell me what it was which induced you to resolve. If you have resolved rightly, I will sit with you and assist you to depart. But if you have made an unreasonable resolution, change your mind.
- Epictetus, The Discourses

2023-09-01 02:01:05

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@npub18eq…wxef Man. Keep at it!
Here's what I've used for video editing...
https://www.openshot.org/
... not because it's the best for all, but because it's simple enough that I could figure it out okay.

2023-08-31 15:56:44

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@npub18eq…wxef I like it! Good use of resources, keep at it!

2023-08-31 14:31:05

What does it tell you that J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and the Church of the SubGenius do not appear in the SCP Foundation wiki?
:jrbd:

2023-08-27 14:18:34

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@npub177f…fdyp How will we know that we have repented enough to our weather lords?

2023-08-26 12:30:18

I remember how the entertainment industry took care of its own when film began to replace radio, then television began to replace film. And how they showed solidarity with manual animators as computer animation came into existence. Just like when practical effects and make up and set design started losing ground to digital.
And now it's the writers that have their job on the line, in the face of computer-generated scripts. Good luck with your strike! May Hollywood get what it gave in the past.

2023-08-24 21:53:56

Protest ist, wenn ich sage, das und das paßt mir nicht. Widerstand ist, wenn ich dafür sorge, daß das, was mir nicht paßt, nicht länger geschieht.
[Protest is when I say I don't like it. Resistance is when I make sure that what I don't like no longer happens.]
From "Ulrike Meinhof ruft dazu auf, vom Protest zum Widerstand überzugehen" (May 1968)
https://germanhistorydocs.ghi-dc.org/sub_document.cfm?document_id=895

2023-08-24 19:06:22

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@npub1nct…3mj7 The podcast "A Man of Letters" ended. Then I closed the site and moved the archive to another location. More recently I closed that second location and the base url forwards to a new publishing venture.
The podcast, the files, the links, the transcripts, all exist in other people's online archives, some with and some without my blessing. I have decided to not publish or distribute it further.
Thank you for your steady interest!
Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

2023-08-23 02:51:05

Bob-ob-ob Bob-ob, Bob-ob-ob Bob-ob, Bob-ob-ob Bob-ob, Bob-ob-ob Bob-ob. Bob (Eat Ox). Bob (Eat Ox).
🎭

2023-08-22 13:30:01

"The ancient world had a meaning and a message in everything they did, from the smallest pottery shard to the largest buildings. Usually religious, always either completely peaceful and harmonious OR fully warlike and savage."
Agenda-based anthropology is a morality tale with funding.

2023-08-21 22:42:21

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@npub18eq…wxef post link please!

2023-08-21 09:58:12

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@npub1zw0…uljm I am a half-astronaut.

2023-08-19 23:56:04

"Landlord lightning" - a heretofore unexplained phenomena in which at the exact time a landlord wishes to sell an unprofitable property, a fire occurs. Baffling!

2023-08-19 23:52:46

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@npub1df5…c8x0 Double plus for Bonnot Gang reference.
➕ ➕

2023-08-19 20:34:12

"THE DOBBSTOWN MIRROR"
Read by superior mutants the world over. YOURS for all of one dollar a month!
:jrbd: https://patreon.com/dobbstown
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2023-08-19 18:22:40

Do you see this face here and there in the fediverse? That's J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, founder of The Church of the SubGenius. Send 'em my way! Or me their way!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2023-08-19 12:52:49

The conditions necessary for making a fossil are not common compared to the general conditions of the movement of soil. There could have been large and complex systems of systems of life in mountain ranges, or under the sea, that left no fossil evidence. Could some of them have been as intelligent as, say, a dolphin? A dog? An ape? Maybe.
A yeti? A human? A SubGenius? MAYBE.
You, yourself, contain untapped realms of misery and ecstasy. Learn how to pretend they are yours to command!
:jrbd:

2023-08-19 02:58:07

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@npub1d6l…e9qj Please send link!

2023-08-18 22:46:26

Meeting people by shared belief, that's fine, a good way to meet people. Keeping, or ending, a friendship because of a shared belief - that's awful. It's worse than buying or selling a friendship.
I get exasperated at what I myself believe, or used to, or still do. It doesn't matter. Beliefs only matter for a few individuals.
You can just BELIEVE ME OUT OF IT when you JOIN...
The Church of the SubGenius
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2023-08-18 19:31:25

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@npub1juy…uxwr I would love to heard Dolly Parton sing Ave Maria.

2023-08-17 20:16:53

Do an act?
Great!
Get applause?
Lucky you!
Take a bow?
Sure!
Keep taking a bow as the applause dies down?
Dude...

2023-08-17 11:19:29

When the other guy gets caught
And they crow for each infraction
They don't care about the law
They care about their faction
For it is not the case
Such attentiveness was shown
When the perpetrator
Was known as one of their own

2023-08-17 02:08:15

Ziegenbock Kopf - Blinded By Lust (Live)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUm6C7xQSYI

2023-08-16 13:16:48

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@npub1chl…p000 yes I did read those books! Most recent comic read / re-reads…
"From Hell" by Moore
"Planetary" by Ellis
"Lord Horror" by Britton
"X-Men" by Morrison
"Jack Kirby" by Scioli

2023-08-16 11:59:19

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@npub1chl…p000 this has implications for the Wold Newton family tree.

2023-08-15 21:21:12

SLACK RADIO!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/SlackRadio
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2023-08-15 02:06:26

There is no political or cultural or ecological priority on this planet greater than that you JOIN...
The Church of the SubGenius
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2023-08-15 01:24:41

Most mystical traditions agree that if a man or woman could lie and prevaricate with great enough consistency, from young childhood forward, that man or woman would live forever.
Lying wrong, and compulsive honesty, makes us age and die.

2023-08-14 17:41:58

ASTOUNDING! Your Mayor of https://dobbs.town recommends with full vigor "Dispatches from the Church of the Unanswered Question" by @npub1zw0…uljm .
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2023-08-14 12:55:16

It's not so much the scorpion did what the scorpion does. It's that there are thousands of frogs on the riverbank hopping and croaking with great vigor for the privilege of ferrying the next scorpion across the river.
May the next time you are betrayed by a celebrity be the last. Stop placing your trust in a machine labelled "TRUST DESTROYER" and pressing the button labelled "TRUST DESTROYER ACTIVATOR BUTTON."
Start making stupid people famous! With J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.
https://subgenius.com
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2023-08-14 00:39:12

What is slack?
:jrbd: 🐷 https://subgenius.com
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2023-08-13 21:11:15

I do not prefer the implications of the phrase "robbery gone wrong."
"Jeez, mister, all I'm doing is robbing you, it's not like it's going wrong."
"Silly me, of course — help yourself. Well done on this robbery gone right."
"Thanks. It's a living!" (laughter)

2023-08-12 16:21:27

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@npub1jzf…jefp Here you go.
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2023-08-12 00:50:08

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@npub1ecp…59pq
:rwnm:
:jrbd:
Confirmed: DEVO was, in fact, right about everything.
The Attery Squash - DEVO Was Right About Everything (2008)
https://thesquash.bandcamp.com/track/devo-was-right-about-everything-remix-by-devo

2023-08-12 00:32:11

What were you like before you climbed the tree?
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2023-08-11 23:46:16

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@npub1zw0…uljm You can put them on ko-fi, eBay, GumRoad, Amazon. You can accept cash, check, PayPal, BitCoin, Monero, Venmo. You can promote it in fediverse, FaceBook, Twitter, MySpace. And every single one of those is one it time spent monitoring them, and usually being charged by them. Diminished returns, I'd say.
Pick one or two venues, then get out of the way and let J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, the Saint of Sales, take over. He will profit, and you'll get crumbs.