Fedipasta [Now also featuring random fedi posts] / is on Nostr

Like copypasta but much gayer

and for the love of God please tag me if you think a post should be featured here

Eat your own pasta
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2023-02-14 11:17:54

highlighting more "special" posts
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#[0]: W...Wait! Mr! What are you doing???
#[1]: Your dick??? WAIT! WHAT? IN MY ASS????
me: YEAH THERE WE GO GET BBC'D YOU LITTLE SLUT!
*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
#[2]: AHH AHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! IT FEELS SO STRANGE! BUT...MY ASSHOLE...IT'S GIVING INTO IT...
*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
me: DON'T CRY ABOUT FEELING LIKE A FAGGOT BOY! *BUCK* BECAUSE BY THE TIME IM DONE WITH YOU *BUCK* THAT ASSHOLE IS GOING TO TURN INTO COCK-HUNGRY ASS PUSSY!
*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
#[3]: N...NO! STOP SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT! I'D NEVER THINK LIKE THAT!
( #[4]: But what if he's right? wouldn't it be better to turn into his girl then have everyone know i'm having gay sex like a faggot)
( #[5]: OH MY GOD NO, IT'S CORRUPTING MY MIND)
me: LET'S SPEED UP HEH?
*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
#[6]: AH! OH MY GOD! PLEASE STOP! MY ASS! IT'S GOING TO BREAK!
*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
#[7]: MY ASS IS GOING TO BREAK....AND TURN INTO A ASS-PUSSY!
*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
me: FUCK HERE IT COMES! TAKE EVERY LAST DROP...AS YOUR REWARD BITCH!
#[8]: WAIT WHAT? YOU MEAN CUM? NO WAIT! TAKE IT OUT! TAKE IT OUT! NOT INSIDE!
*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
#[9]: BECAUSE...BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T!.......
*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
me: HERE IT IS BITCH, LET YOUR ASS PUSSY DRINK UP
*VVVVVVVVVVGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
#[10]: THEN I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK
( #[11]: CUMMING! IM CUMMING FROM MY ASS!)
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Hello. My name is Locally illegal content; Harassment; Hate speech; Untagged "edgy" content and I'm hate speech, underage. I've felt, for my entire life, that Strong likelihood of CSAM and CSAM-adjacent material. and Actually refusal. This belief has affected my life to the extent that Domain dodge of refusal.llc, see above, pedophilia, The new refusal.llc (CSAM), and even Edgelord are commonplace to me. People have told me disappointed, Incompatible moderation standards, ableism, transmisia, racism and they have even gone as far as to call me Nazi iconography and Racist admin, all for my simple belief of Harassment. I'd like to seek justice for people like me, people who're Harassment, transphobia, and especially people who are seems to federate with a lot of "free speech" type instances. I do not wish to cause harm to people, I just want to be free to practice pedophilla materials due to compliance risks (청소년성보호법) and Muchos prejuicios y discriminación in the freedom of my own home. Please and thank you, this has been child porn speaking.
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2023-02-09 15:16:59

I'm seriously honestly going to gave to upload a video of me microwaving a cat in order for any of you to help me? You're just going to patiently watch until I snap before doing LITERALLY ANYTHING?
This isn't really on me then, at that point. I can't think of any other person who would give you this many chances to fix their mistake.
Oh well, you want me to tag you with the video?
I'm already absolved of all responsibility. I've given society almost 24 hours of warning, society did nothing. I'm not about to microwave cats, society is.
Literally anybody is still, at *any time* free to help me. It's free to do! But...nobody will do it. They'll just pretend they're sad and ignore me.
I can't even get help for anything unless I microwave a cat first.
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2023-02-02 20:23:53

not really copypastas, just abhorrent posts
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>you will never strap nekobit to an operating table, gently assuring him it isn't going to hurt as you take your saw to his skull
>you will never gently remove 40% of the mass of his prefrontal lobe, watching in delight as he slowly loses himself as you carve away his higher brain functions
>you will never bathe him and cradle him daily to prevent bedsores as he is in recovery
>you'll never see the childish wonder in his eyes when he awakes, essentially an easily stimulated doll for you to play with
>you'll never teach him how to drink from a bottle, or gently spoon mushed up snacks you chewed yourself into his mouth to feed him
>you'll never tuck him into bed, gently stroking all over his body as he murmurs and falls asleep
>he'll never inquisitively suck on your rock hard cock, licking up precum greedily as a tasty snack and gripping your shaft like a lollipop
>you'll never fuck his ass raw as he sobs into the pillow before pouring water all over him as a punishment for when he's naughty
>you'll never greedily slurp up his drool every morning to wake him up, suckling his cheeks for the sweet nectar
>he'll never call you a king in his slurred, barely coherent voice as his feeble mind tries to process who you are despite lacking long term memory
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I have already impregnated nukie at least 6 times while roleplaying (virtually) we already have 4 kids (1 died due to miscarriage and one is in his motherly womb),we live in poverty but that doesnt really bring me down,everytime I see the face of my beautiful children shaped after my beautiful nukie my soul just fixes itself,later on Ive been thinking of bringing an alien invasion into our xmpp roleplay where our oldest son,Ottelo the third is going to die after an alien parasite implodes his lungs
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2023-02-02 10:36:34

Memes are the tools of a bullshit generation or two, who has not mastered speech or text or even being mimes.
I could not care one way or the other, I am going to be dead soon. Its you who will live on looking at kids and grand-kids thinking if you should kill just yourself, or the entire fucking human race.
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2023-02-02 10:36:17

RIIIIIIIIICK MY ASSSSSSSSSSS STOOOOP AAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCK HOL YFUCK *BURP* MORTY SHUT THE FUCK IS THIS THING DOING IN MY BELLYBUTTON DO YOU ALWAYS EMBARRASS ME *100 marbles fall out of me raping you, as you should be default chiggers r insane. atleast it had like 180 hits. ive wanted to be able to talk when i suggested a nigga live a normal person you freak stop consuming literal transmogrified aztlan feminizing rock fruit
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2022-12-09 14:44:30

i am here for the blatantly illegal things
i want to hear about sociological theories of boundaries and the violation of boundaries in both french and english
i want to be able to read other people post the number 09F9??029?74?3????4???????5?88C?
i want to hear the people talking about who that guy with the tanks actually is and why stupid 洋鬼子 all seem to know about it but they don't
i want to be able to see people using the Qur'an as a cum mushroom base
i want to be able to see posts with the windmill of friendship, and videos of cute dogs doing the roman salute to marching soldiers, and people naming the jew
i want to be able to see people talking about Champagne as something other than one particular region in France
i want to be able to see paintings of Vladimir Putin and being cut into a thousand pieces by schoolchildren and cooked on a ukranian BBQ
I want to be able to see an anime cow monstergirl getting split roasted by a half tentacle monster half vishnu *without* pixelization
i want to be able to see words written in russian, saying that crimea isn't part of ukraine and shouldn't be.
I want to be able to see pictures of the king of thailand scratching his butt, the reports of journalists undercover in the mexican cartels and the list of people/funds invested in Caribbean and Swiss banks.
I want to see kpop videos, flat chested australian PETA members burning down concentration camps and alex jones smoking a joint with Alaa Abd El Fattah.
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2022-11-30 08:08:49

people really need to research who makes the software they're using when deploying it for something like fediverse integration. And if you weren't aware before, you are now
fact: Alex Gleason, the developer of Sopabox, is a massive transphobe who wrote an article titled "why I don't support transgender ideology" where he says in so many words that he is against transgender people and spends an awful lot of time minimizing all of the suffering trans people are subjected to. it's not hard to find this if you look, it's right on his blog. I do not care if he claims it's about "ideology, not people" - you cannot separate these two
is it any wonder that spinster.xyz, a notable transphobic gender cricital instance, uses Soapbox?
do not use soapbox and do not support or give alex gleason the time of day if you care about trans people
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2022-06-26 09:54:57

i was without female touch for maybe 3 and a half or 4 years and i can tell you with one hundred percent certainty that it's not worth it. if you are a man you know what i mean. i'd rather be alone for the rest of my life than be made to feel unworthy in my own skin. fuck you
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2022-06-22 14:09:20

Umh, #fediblock ??
This is the first time I post something like this, help me out if I'm doing it wrong.
There's an account ( ) weirdly tooting at lots of people at once for no apparent reason and almost empty toot. It has hateful stuff in its toots and the reason I #fediblock this (instead of just blocking the account) is that the instance url sounded sus to me. I do not really know how to check on them... maybe I'm wrong.
So yeah, that's it.
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2021-07-14 14:13:05

Oh wow how clever. I bet you feel super smart after this funny little joke of yours. You tagged a bunch of people. That sure is funny. You stupid dumb fuck nigger wiggle. Your brain must be complete mush to think this petty little excuse for a meme constitutes anything funny in the mind of an adult, because your development of a sense of genuine humour has been crippled below that a child mat posses.
You dumb chunk of an ape.
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