Fedipasta [Now also featuring random fedi posts] on Nostr: I'm seriously honestly going to gave to upload a video of me microwaving a cat in ...

I'm seriously honestly going to gave to upload a video of me microwaving a cat in order for any of you to help me? You're just going to patiently watch until I snap before doing LITERALLY ANYTHING?
This isn't really on me then, at that point. I can't think of any other person who would give you this many chances to fix their mistake.

Oh well, you want me to tag you with the video?
I'm already absolved of all responsibility. I've given society almost 24 hours of warning, society did nothing. I'm not about to microwave cats, society is.
Literally anybody is still, at *any time* free to help me. It's free to do! But...nobody will do it. They'll just pretend they're sad and ignore me.

I can't even get help for anything unless I microwave a cat first.
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