SkepticatTheDemocrat

❤️coffee, cats & Democrats💙

Travel ER RN
Salty Trauma Nurse (translates into I lost my filter long ago).

I've had to change my instance twice but joined the Mast when the Ego bought Twitter.

Not a Social Influencer BUT I can save your life! 💪

Meme Queen, always good for a laugh. 😂

Live in the effing red Midwest so...
'How 'bout those Chiefs?'
❤️🏈💛

#Cats #Coffee #GoodReads #ERNurse #KcChiefs
#Foodie #Photography #Humor
🐦 Exile 🌊🌊🌊

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2024-08-01 13:54:11

~ what number of SPF blocks people?

2024-07-13 15:04:37

I’m going to have to change my life because this weather has made me realize I’m not built for Hell 🔥

2024-07-11 16:52:25

In spite of the relentless media attacks, Joe Biden is tied, neck & neck with the CRIMINAL, who is absurdly allowed to also run.
IMAGINE where he might be with their support.

2024-06-07 21:16:00

Oh Missouri, you are so full of idiots.
Ed Martin is every bit as deplorable as Josh Hawley.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/rnc-hires-prominent-stop-steal-advocate-help-craft-2024-platform-rcna155298

2024-05-24 16:37:42

scrubbing bubbles is a lie...

2024-05-24 12:18:04

Nothing to see here. Carry on!
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/496/005/762/605/909/original/04401e49a4c0b267.jpg

2024-05-08 20:35:33

What?!?
Which one do you see?
Anybody else see Scooby-Doo?
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/407/367/930/569/773/original/abfb69ddf7db4fb3.jpg

2024-03-16 23:41:24

I've had a day...
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/112/107/996/285/790/879/original/47bd544cb7c364c3.jpg

2024-03-16 12:09:46

A good laugh and a long sleep are two of the best cures for anything ~ Irish Proverb.
And coffee ☕️

2024-03-15 22:13:01

It's like jogging, but much less stressful... Eating Cheetos*

2024-02-20 14:26:45

The first day back at work after a long break is a confusing time.
I’m supposed to stay here?
All day?
When do we take a break to go to the zoo?

2024-01-25 16:37:28

You don't know real fear until a small grandchild sneezes 2 inches away from your face.

2024-01-19 00:21:40

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@npub1xsy…cevg
Literally laughing. Right?!? I love him with his crazy talk.

2023-12-31 23:56:33

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Happy New Year to you! 🍾🎉🥂🥳
@npub1vys…ej9w

2023-12-15 14:40:58

@npub1krc…68qh
Pitch toss or manslaughter today? 😁😂🎄

2023-11-27 23:38:32

I like to put up Christmas decorations in stages. This is the stage where I sit on the couch with a plate of leftovers and stare at the boxes.

2023-11-17 16:43:18

Just once, I want to tell someone how poorly I slept without them trying to outdo me.

2023-11-01 12:30:57

Just spent 10 minutes frantically digging through my purse, looking for my keys with one hand while holding said keys in my other hand.
This is my life now.

2023-10-29 18:08:03

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@npub1hmk…45ss
Indeed!
... And just say no to Nascar 😂
30-second small talk is an underrated superpower.

2023-10-29 16:53:05

My toxic trait is telling people I’m down for anything when in reality I mean not after 8 pm, food should be involved, and it also depends on the weather, the parking situation, and how tired I am.

2023-10-19 01:14:26

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@npub1hry…c4am
Kitty lives with those eyes, and the whiskers are a nice touch. Granny looks serious 😁
@npub1xsy…cevg

2023-10-18 15:48:15

Someday, I'm going to need one of these. 😸
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/111/256/782/328/780/140/original/365c8d5aaa647504.jpg

2023-10-05 13:33:01

Is it still humor if I have to explain it?

2023-10-01 20:22:59

‘DON’T GET BLOOD ON ANYTHING!’—me, being a kind and loving grandparent when my grandkid has a nosebleed.

2023-09-29 13:20:06

Adulthood is when you constantly diet and exercise so you can maintain being 15lbs overweight.

2023-09-27 20:20:58

My grown daughter today:
"Being an adult is whispering 'f&ck this' while doing it anyway."
She has arrived.

2023-09-27 15:53:09

I'm sitting in the lobby at the DMV right now, and I would like to know what I did in a previous life to have this guy sitting next to me take his car keys and repeatedly scrape his ear canals, then inspect the end of the key.
I'm guessing it was absolutely horrible.

2023-09-26 19:27:33

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You're my go-to woman for the best laughs! 💯🙌💅
@npub1vys…ej9w

2023-09-23 18:27:08

Convinced the espresso martini was invented by a woman trying to multitask.

2023-09-19 12:33:27

Coffee...life's starter fluid.

2023-09-17 19:43:27

Ice cream does not help with football stress.
#NFL

2023-09-15 16:40:58

WTAF is NBC doing airing an interview with Inmate P01135809?

2023-09-15 15:21:17

@npub1krc…68qh
A little toot says it's your
BIRTHDAY! 🎉🥳🎉
Wishing you a big slice of happiness today! 🎂
Happy Happy Birthday! 🥳🎉🥳

2023-09-15 13:55:07

Sorry I couldn't answer the door when you stopped by unannounced, but there was traffic.

2023-09-12 21:31:16

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that was a vase...
would you mind if I kept it until I've finished my drink?

2023-09-08 21:56:14

Tonight's background music has forced my decision:
My favorite Celine Dion song is the one where it's muted all the way through.

2023-09-07 14:42:10

Postmaster: "How's it going?"
Me: "Yeah, good you?"
Postmaster: "No, I mean how you sending the parcel."
Won't be leaving my house for a while.

2023-09-07 12:28:50

Nice coffee flavored water, dear.
I'm brewing the next pot.

2023-09-06 16:24:24

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@npub1ddp…2tax
Not to mention the fact that she now sets on MSNBC panels as an expert! I'm like what the actual hell?

2023-09-06 16:18:53

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@npub1ddp…2tax
Fact! It would be nice to see just an inkling if interaction.
I hate it when I find myself boosting those people.
Having said that, I refuse to boost George Takei. 😂

2023-09-06 16:06:38

There are those that toot and never boost.
You know... those who create excellent content and you can't help but boost because they're so damn clever?
And yet, they never boost.
"Who hurt you," I whisper.

2023-09-05 13:05:38

"I got you a coffee" is a love language.

2023-09-02 16:42:42

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Wow, Mikey!
Well, good morning. 🌞
It is sad. I also do not care about the fact that my generational favorites are now dying.
@npub10xg…h39u

2023-09-02 12:50:34

I like being up and outside in the silence of morning, Just me, my coffee & the birds, as the sun comes up.

2023-09-01 21:23:09

I worked a 3 mo assignment at Tilley Cardiology, UVMMC in Burlington, VT not long ago. Because it wasn't the ER, a prior authorization was required for everything, even medications. It quickly became the most frustrating aspect of cardiac care. It was infuriating.
Dr. Barbara McAneny runs an oncology practice in NM and says, “we know everything is going to get denied" by the insurance companies.
“Death is cheaper than chemotherapy" for the insurer, she said.
https://www.propublica.org/article/how-to-appeal-insurance-denials-too-complicated

2023-09-01 16:33:37

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@npub10xg…h39u
It sure is. 😁

2023-09-01 16:30:17

I think he's in the 'Find Out' phase.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/990/803/658/559/636/original/677410ae6088a11f.jpg

2023-09-01 03:22:35

@npub1j63…52qn
Here's a great read about poll numbers I thought I would share.
https://www.messageboxnews.com/p/why-the-2024-race-is-tied-right-now

2023-08-31 17:39:18

I never thought I'd be thrilled to be the first in line at the pharmacy, and yet here I am.

2023-08-31 16:18:23

I see a lot of disclosure missing in Clarence Thomas's filing.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/985/113/505/191/208/original/6800aab09e3e04b7.jpg

2023-08-31 13:32:45

Do all people sigh exaggeratedly and say, "Ahhh, CAFFEINE" every single time they sip their coffee? or just me?

2023-08-31 00:04:25

There's nothing wrong with eating cold Chinese food over the kitchen sink while cry-singing Wilson Phillips' "Hold On."

2023-08-30 21:52:48

Mother Nature, trying to help us out.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hurricane-idalia-florida-governors-mansion-oak-tree-falls-casey-desantis-twitter/

2023-08-26 22:47:25

Vivek Ramaswamy didn’t cast a single vote in 2008, 2012, OR 2016. But he wants to make it harder for young people who have turned out at record-breaking numbers to cast their ballot. Beyond pathetic.

2023-08-26 18:25:17

Apparently, it's bad form to say,
"Sorry, can't make it, but I'll come to your next one," when invited to a wedding.

2023-08-25 14:03:51

Had a quick early a.m. training sesh this morning.
I asked a question of the new baby nurses, and nobody answered, so I said,
"Bueller?"
No one answered, and then a little gal spoke up and said,
"We don't have anyone here by that name."
Please send wine and a headhunter to my hole in the ground.

2023-08-25 00:10:58

6'3" and 215 lbs??? 🤔
Self Reporting
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/947/340/016/131/320/original/f5cf30863dd51933.jpg

2023-08-24 17:09:42

She's not playing.
Per MSNBC Fani Willis has filed a motion for a trial date of October 23rd. This October 23rd.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/945/689/602/441/894/original/eeb3ebb7d810abb6.jpg

2023-08-24 13:18:34

It's Arrestivus Day for all of us who celebrate! 🎉🥳💃🥳🎉

2023-08-23 21:49:45

Is it just me...???
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/941/129/928/085/662/original/d257887cb61bafdf.png
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/941/130/161/278/371/original/70c7eeffa19c3145.jpg

2023-08-23 19:46:16

Rudy Giuliani's statement outside of HIS BOOKING!
"If they can do this to me they can do this to you."
No, Rudy, I didn't do what you did.

2023-08-22 21:10:56

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@npub1ddp…2tax
Fani Willis has already responded. She's not playing.

2023-08-22 19:48:05

BREAKING: Per MSNBC, Mark Meadows files a motion asking Federal judge to prevent Fani Willis from arresting him.
Mark Meadows is about to find out.

2023-08-22 13:25:13

1 in 10 people have tried LSD. Probably because it was easier to get than Sudafed... really.

2023-08-21 21:53:40

If I had a glass eye, I'd occasionally tap on it with my pen while people were talking to me at work, you know, to stay focused.

2023-08-21 13:53:30

~ when you get out of the shower and gotta start getting ready, but you just sit on the bed looking like this for 42 hours...
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/927/928/972/813/417/original/a1ad7563e1af262c.jpg

2023-08-20 13:35:39

"without you, there is no me" - me whispering to my coffee this morning.

2023-08-19 16:39:08

I would cry but I can't risk losing body fluids. 😩 🔥🔥
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/917/257/941/830/333/original/1e6f550638158d70.jpg

2023-08-19 14:09:23

Texts:
him: “hi.”
me: OH MY GOD, STOP SMOTHERING ME.

2023-08-18 15:43:19

Has everyone forgotten Ginny Thomas sending Mark Meadows at least 29 texts?
Will justice come around for Ginny, or will she just get by with her part?
"We are living through what feels like the end of America. Most of us are disgusted with the VP and are in a listening mode to see where to fight with our teams. Those who attacked the Capitol are not representative of our great teams of patriots for DJT!! Amazing times. The end of Liberty,” Thomas wrote.

2023-08-18 15:11:19

Me: <looking for a new watch>
Clerk: The Apple watch is on sale, and it has major health & fitness features.
Me: I'm more likely to wear a donut on my wrist than any fitness tracker.

2023-08-17 21:39:22

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@npub10xg…h39u
Look how adorable you are, and your mom is lovely. 😍

2023-08-17 16:14:51

This pretty guy is on the fence in my daughter's backyard this morning. He looks innocent enough, but he's actually stalking all the backyard bunnies.🐰
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/905/839/118/569/546/original/ddc9c87eac480eb9.jpg

2023-08-17 14:05:51

“What flavor smoothie is that?"
"It's called 'I don't want to talk to you” ~ end of shift chit chat for me today.

2023-08-16 22:10:26

Seized... but not silenced
https://amp.kansascity.com/news/state/kansas/article278296953.html
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/901/569/579/839/403/original/d5340d64536760da.jpg

2023-08-16 12:27:34

We can land on Mars, but I still have to get out of bed for coffee. Whatever, Science.

2023-08-15 12:02:17

If you want to hide something from me, put it on my voicemail.

2023-08-14 20:26:38

Georgia judge rules cameras will be allowed if Trump is indicted.
Georgia is not messing around. 🍿🎥🍿

2023-08-14 19:19:32

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@npub1ddp…2tax
Burn the house down type of cake 😂

2023-08-14 13:36:30

Monday Vibe ☕️
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/888/221/599/158/329/original/caba78a5f609d969.jpg

2023-08-13 23:25:51

You're only as old as you feel...
So please, help me celebrate my 147th birthday.

2023-08-13 14:17:32

The paper condemned ‘Gestapo’ tactics after a police raid targeted journalists who investigated a local restaurant owner and police chief. The following day, the co-owner collapsed and died.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/marion-county-raid-kansas-b2392161.html

2023-08-11 22:39:05

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@npub1nzm…85c8 I don't play, but do drive a mean cart while serving refreshments. 😁

2023-08-11 22:23:02

Happy STFU Day! 🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳
Narrator: She drinks 1 Bloody Mary and makes every day a party.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-protective-order-january-6-case-judge-hearing/

2023-08-11 16:35:07

'You have a choice to not be rotten,' I patiently explain to Molly Bess, who promptly responds by vomiting on the couch.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/871/932/445/916/834/original/ba0fc6fc400ad4d9.jpg

2023-08-11 15:59:14

Him: You smell nice. What is that?
Me: Bengay. It's Bengay, Roger.

2023-08-10 16:13:42

~ unless the other side of that book says "a Mockingbird," I suspect I've stumbled on Disney After Dark.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/866/196/630/566/449/original/2e3a9f851815e8e2.jpg

2023-08-09 21:25:02

Dear GOP,
We have a new emblem for you.
Enjoy!
Signed,
Women of America
💪🐍💪
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/861/759/215/194/231/original/a41483e795029221.jpg

2023-08-09 17:42:36

Last night at work:
Coworker: yo, that ice has some serious drip. Nice.
Me: *smiles (I don't know wtf to say).
I have been left behind.

2023-08-09 17:05:17

I have never become desensitized enough to look at or listen to Trump without a viscerally ill response.

2023-08-09 16:34:18

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@npub1nzm…85c8
🍷 Wine Wednesday began a lot earlier here...
Don't judge, I worked last night.

2023-08-09 16:10:20

Here's to Red Wine & Blue, Democracy and the power of Women. 💪
Congrats Ohio!

2023-08-09 15:46:02

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@npub1nzm…85c8 The God thing. Someone totally wrapped up in Evangelical belief. The Great Deliverer⚡️votes for trump.

2023-08-09 15:40:21

Fun fact: Ron Desantis crowd size last night in Iowa was 44.
Yes, 44 people. ☠️

2023-08-09 15:09:55

He asked, "What's your walk of shame?"
"Facebook, " she replied, in a barely audible whisper.

2023-08-08 17:11:40

It's International Cat Day 🐈 for all of those who celebrate!
Try this little link for a cute Google treat.
Hint:tap the paw print multiple times.
https://g.co/kgs/mYDBh4

2023-08-08 14:34:57

One day, you're jumping out of swings without a care in the world, and the next, you're leaning against a wall to put on pants.

2023-08-06 18:13:52

'How to talk to your kids about prison.' 😂
Disclaimer: Before everyone points out this is not true, it isn't.
In fact, it's a joke.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/110/844/017/396/206/631/original/0ba666311744997e.jpg

2023-08-06 17:14:05

~ When I text someone and they don't text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted from the excitement.

2023-08-05 19:34:17

So the neighbor's daughter said my outfit was “so coastal grandma.”
Apparenly that is not only a thing but also a compliment.
This did not feel complimentary at all.