Alp

https://mslmdvlpmnt.com/test

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Website Test Notes: https://alp.npub.pro/

Public Key

npub175nul9cvufswwsnpy99lvyhg7ad9nkccxhkhusznxfkr7e0zxthql9g6w0

NIP-05 Address

alp@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

mslmdvlpmnt@coinos.io

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs02f70juxwyc88gfsjzjlkzt50wkjemvvrtmt7gpfnymplvh3r9mspz4mhxue69uhkg6t5w3hjuur4vghhyetvv9usz8rhwden5te0dehhxarj95crztnev94kj6r0dehx2tnrdaks7arg8p

Publishing to

ditto.pub/relay

nostr-01.yakihonne.com

relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub175nul9cvufswwsnpy99lvyhg7ad9nkccxhkhusznxfkr7e0zxthql9g6w0

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Last Notes

2025-04-27 03:30:09

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Vibe zaps

2025-04-25 19:22:18

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Worked well, as I can see. 👍 😀

2025-04-24 18:41:21

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I can imagine

2025-04-21 20:37:37

I want to buy miswak with Sats. Any miswak sellers here? #asknostr

2025-04-20 20:27:16

I'm really losing it here. I wanted to set up a Coinos wallet for my daughter’s new Nostr account from the very beginning, but it doesn't work. Then I connected my wallet via NWC, but that doesn't work either. I thought, okay, I'll just create a Primal wallet, but the option is not active at all, and there's no indication of how to set it up. Then I tried a Yakihonne wallet, entered the username, it spins for a few seconds, and then the dialogue just freezes. Reloading, the Yakihonne wallet is nowhere to be found. I try again, and it says the username is already taken. So it's already there, but there's no indication of where it is or how to select it.
Honestly, is this how onboarding is supposed to work today?

2025-04-20 17:36:16

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She has, but it takes a while, I guess

2025-04-20 17:33:47

I've purple-pilled my daughter to sell her paintings on Nostr. Give her a follow, if you're interested in oil paintings.
#circulareconomy #note10yu…6nmu

2025-04-17 13:40:50

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I don't think, it's AI

2025-04-17 05:09:40

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Assalamu alaykum & welcome bro

2025-04-17 04:50:40

At least they announce it openly. I like such transparent communication. #note1pkj…02h8

2025-04-17 04:38:59

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Ok, maybe Primal Wallet isn't so bad after all

2025-04-16 22:35:11

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I guess every on/offramp uses KYC

2025-04-16 22:33:04

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Which exchange does the Primal wallet use? And does it KYC?

2025-04-16 22:31:03

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I meant Stripe, not Strike.

2025-04-16 22:01:43

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How does the onramp/offramp work? How do get my fiat money up and off my UMA address?

2025-04-16 19:43:48

Payment services like PayPal or Strike are really doing their best to advertise Bitcoin, whether they mean to or not. Last year, Strike held back a payment I got from overseas, labeled *me* as untrustworthy 🙂, and froze my account. Even after weeks of back-and-forth emails, nothing moved forward.
And now PayPal just decided to hold a payment I received today for 21 days. Their reason? I haven’t used PayPal as a recipient before. They say if I had 10 regular incoming payments, this kind of treatment wouldn’t happen.
Well, that’s not gonna happen. From now on, I’m only accepting Bitcoin for international payments.
Thinking of writing a quick how-to guide—like, how to download a good Lightning app, buy Sats through a connected exchange service, and then use those Sats to pay someone.
Anyone know a super simple app for that? The Lightning wallets are mostly good enough—it’s really the exchange integration, where you can directly buy Bitcoin into your Lightning wallet, that’s the tricky part. Are there any without KYC?

2025-04-16 05:48:39

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Isn't that a debt with interest? Why else would they offer it if they didn’t make a profit from it?
Riba is any kind of profit that is effortless and at the same time guaranteed, meaning without risk. Lending is effortless, and a contract guarantees profit.

2025-04-16 05:27:06

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Hard question. I don't think so. And even if it did, most people have no other choice. And I don't see the fiat money receiver being involved in some form of riba, which is defined by effortless and guaranteed profit, like with interest. But Allah knows better.
But it's definitely better the less you're involved in this whole fiat system — for yourself and for society as a whole. If I have the choice, I always prefer to be paid in BTC, even if I sometimes incur losses when spending due to volatility.
I was thinking more of these wallet offerings where you borrow cash against your BTC collateral. I know 2 BTC wallets that offer that and 1 popular person who generates profits from his Bitcoin holdings in this way.

2025-04-14 20:27:16

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TA? Tax advices?

2025-04-14 17:47:25

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Some of them develop themes and plugins the old school way, I've heard.

2025-04-14 13:36:06

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The Cologne Cathedral in Germany.

2025-04-14 05:08:00

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Yes, me too. I thought Xavier is my best friend now.

2025-04-14 05:02:36

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Thanks for the inspiration!

2025-04-14 03:59:01

So now, after the pushier Reply Guys, we’ve got the subtler Like Bots.

2025-04-13 17:21:50

Just read a lot of bad takes on bitcoin circular economy. From bitcoiners! No wonder we haven't got it up and running yet.

2025-04-13 14:37:21

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This was just a short preview. I'll publish the detailed test results soon.

2025-04-12 15:19:42

https://image.nostr.build/b50eabace5e054b2cf7cd54cb5b4b9267fa2004b26b091c3291da0ec07fc9a05.jpg
Next in line: @npub1wvs…33pu
A new and promising exchange and wallet provider aiming to make "life on the Bitcoin standard" a reality.
Quick first take:
Website and onboarding? Really good.
KYC process? An absolute headache.
I get it — they’re using Sumsub, like a lot of others, so they’re not handling the KYC themselves. But as a provider, you’re still responsible for the partners you work with. Most users probably won’t even realize there’s a third party involved; they’ll just see the process as part of your service.
So yeah, this definitely goes into the review as well.
#WebsiteTestNotes

2025-04-12 14:43:25

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Brave has a browse with Tor tab, yes.

2025-04-12 14:36:15

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Hmm, wonder who that was?
Kidding aside, lots of people got all cult-y about it. But some folks stayed chill.

2025-04-12 14:28:35

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Yeah, I make that clear right from the start with my pricing. And when the invoice comes, they all see the same discount.
https://image.nostr.build/71ba845ffc66c2193dbdd920a600e93cc2523bae5086e2e1c29172bd2a10a684.png

2025-04-12 14:17:22

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By becoming the problem, haha

2025-04-11 17:01:46

Old culture puts young culture in its place.
https://video.nostr.build/7f667d43e2ea46ca0f75bfa793fd715b544a29708b2e9450569e22b084f9a7e1.mp4

2025-04-11 12:54:55

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They keep ignoring Jumble. One of the best Nostr clients.

2025-04-11 05:20:33

The stock market:
"It's all a fugazi, it's a wazi, it's a woozy, it's a fairy dust"
https://video.nostr.build/1c5e2e3d4d2fb0948139b9b81e96947856781feec871752f38deaa78e13c5de9.mp4

2025-04-10 17:25:26

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You only need one buyer, just one, who declares their purchase from you in BTC on their tax return, and then they start tracing the blockchain, find the recipient wallet, monitor it — maybe for 10 years — and if they can link it to you, because you might have made a small mistake over those 10 years, they’ll be at your door.

2025-04-10 06:19:19

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That's a totally different situation. But how can you stack Sats if it's banned there where you live?

2025-04-10 05:41:15

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Yeah, Bitcoin doesn't fix everything.

2025-04-10 05:34:58

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You're probably right. There are just too few of us.

2025-04-10 05:31:48

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You have a strange way of asking for help.

2025-04-10 05:13:00

Because most of the Bitcoiner idiots are in for the fiat gains. They think they know about economics just because they’ve read a few Ammous books, but even of that they’ve either not understood or forgotten 90%. How do I know? Their crappy sense of art alone tells me everything. They know shit about how economy works.
They talk big about "freedom" and "sovereignty," but they don’t even have a crypto card. They just sit there and hodl, dreaming about living in a house in the Maldives when they're old. #note1sz3…sl7l

2025-04-09 19:12:27

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Great. Is it also possible to convert or swap BTC to another/foreign IBAN account? For example, to pay your energy costs?

2025-04-09 17:17:34

@npub1xdt…ntxy is it possible to delete a website created with npub.pro? Like, completely including the subdomain? Not the content though, just the npub.pro website.

2025-04-09 16:50:16

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I don’t understand how 'more' through influencers is better than an organically growing 'more'.

2025-04-09 16:18:11

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I can't, that's why I'm asking. How would it "win" with legacy social media influencers?

2025-04-09 16:13:24

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What would be the benefit for people like you and me?

2025-04-09 08:16:22

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"Alby Go" is a different product. Or you can use the Coinos UI in the Zap Store.

2025-04-09 06:02:19

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By the way, I don't need a single Nostr app to avoid CBDCs. Just saying.

2025-04-09 05:11:04

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Yes, just tried out yesterday. It's still in European play stores. After an update, still no NWC around.

2025-04-09 05:05:58

https://image.nostr.build/570be30713eaae70d1aeaacb34da15fc44a4a6cb601cc2ac995ba930a994b023.jpg #note1q02…06q0

2025-04-08 18:18:59

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Or even worse, he might get muted for these kind of 'experiments'.

2025-04-08 17:29:58

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That explains it. Thank you!

2025-04-08 16:40:08

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I haven't tested it out, but I think yes. It looks like it depends on the recipient's Lightning wallet.
And yes, it behaves exactly like in your example on your home page.
So the problem lies in the recipient's Lightning wallet?

2025-04-08 15:56:49

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Must be glued to his feet

2025-04-08 14:29:01

@npub1yzv…rf8q , @npub1h2q…w8ch , or @npub1wl3…kjnr ... whoever’s responsible for this, you guys need to fix this bug.
Lately, it’s been happening more and more (feels like 50% of the time) that when I zap a note, I don’t get any feedback. I zap from Yakihonne, the waiting dialog pops up, and then it just sits there for minutes.
https://image.nostr.build/9e3c0209aecdb29a24e23616090220d70feb2c5744d47e05c4c26755555b59db.png
In the meantime, I go to the Coinos dashboard and see that the zap actually went through, the Sats were transferred.
https://image.nostr.build/27b6eb2fc6c34d28cff82f7a026b44073387a0c0f051f5a5676e907e3565f171.png
But when I go back to the zap window in Yakihonne, the dialog is still there and it looks like the zap hasn’t gone through. Sometimes it just stays like that for half an hour — I know because I went off to do something else and checked back later.
Sometimes I get an error message saying there was no response, but sometimes I don’t. Either way, there’s nothing to do but close the dialog. And even though the zap went through according to the Coinos dashboard, it doesn’t show up under the note.
I get it, it’s all new and buggy and all that, but this is about payments, and it needs to be fixed. Before I knew about this bug, I accidentally zapped the same amount multiple times until I thought to check my Lightning dashboard — and sure enough, there were multiple zaps in a row with the same amount.
Happy to share more details if one of you reaches out!

2025-04-08 05:22:54

If you're a Bitcoiner, especially an Muslim Bitcoiner, or if your interests are even remotely related to economics, there's really no other option—Nostr has to be your main platform.
If it's Twitter or something else instead is like having philosophy classes in kindergarten.

2025-04-07 18:04:48

Being able to browse relays with Jumble is a killer feature. 🚀

2025-04-06 21:13:40

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Yep, self-host everything if possible.

2025-04-06 21:13:11

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I have that list in my mind 🧠. That's, among other things, my tool for making a living. 😉

2025-04-06 21:06:41

This is definitely a good feature:
"Introducing Rerank: a fast, easy way for users to customize Brave Search rankings"
https://brave.com/blog/search-rerank/

2025-04-06 20:53:40

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That exists already. There is an alternative tech solution for everything. Mostly open source.

2025-04-06 20:47:45

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We need a complete functioning Muslim economy without riba, based on Bitcoin, for that to happen.

2025-04-06 19:09:44

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Thanks. I wasn't aware of all this.

2025-04-06 17:40:03

You all have probably heard about the incident at Microsoft's AI conference involving Ibtihal Aboussad. There are now rumors that her account has also been canceled on LinkedIn, which is known to be owned by Microsoft. It's no longer there.
Regardless of whether she was deplatformed or if she deactivated her account herself, I will also be deactivating my account there soon. If MS has blood on its hands, I will not acquire customers through their platform and thus earn blood money in my income.
There's a lot of buzz about this right now. I'm going to wait a few more days to see if there's any clarification or additional information. But if it turns out to be true, I’ll be leaving that platform as well.

2025-04-06 16:50:38

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You all should be posting more on Nostr. Before, during and after this summit.

2025-04-06 07:18:24

Some idiot tried to read some information from my #WordPress REST API last night. I don't like it when someone digs through my data, so I disabled it. People usually do that as a preparation for an attack. Dirty bastards.
Always check your access log files.
https://image.nostr.build/b7ce67b0d10e6e08f537c5e1b4219cdb3e02bf95514a77fc54a9821664047668.png

2025-04-06 06:25:43

The reason for the tariffs on China
https://video.nostr.build/5f4d0bdeb65bc12cc92629044654b254a50aa2494876f3a028bf3b581ea862e7.mp4

2025-04-06 00:24:17

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Thank you. I knew about Amethyst but not about Coracle.

2025-04-05 20:06:57

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Where is this list? I'd prefer to have this filter but web clients don't have it.

2025-04-05 19:17:13

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Yes, Primal had some issues recently. Try Yakihonne.

2025-04-05 18:44:04

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Yes, fried eggs or cereal. These seem to be the only two American breakfast alternatives. 😀

2025-04-05 18:37:16

I'm simple man. I see somebody post "GM", I mute him. 😀

2025-04-05 18:34:37

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I use it twice a year.

2025-04-05 18:10:59

That's just how business has always been done and how it will continue to be done in the future. Reputation (tied to an npub in this case), reliability, and easy transactions. Nostr is primarily a reputation management tool in a business context. #note17r2…0lyz

2025-04-04 16:22:16

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Thanks. I'm there but not keeping up. I just see a bunch of posers who desperately want others to see them as successful.

2025-04-04 16:20:14

What always makes me laugh when I see it in movies or on social media:
Americans just crack two eggs in a pan and call it "a meal." 😀
For example, there's a scene in a movie where a guy wakes up in the morning and his wife has made him breakfast. He walks into the kitchen, and she says, "Honey, I made you breakfast." And all you see is a fried egg. 😄
Or a guy says to his daughter, "Sweetie, are you hungry? I'll cook you something." And then he just cracks an egg in the pan and serves it to her after two minutes.
Honestly, man ... Americans. Is that what you call "cooking"? Just an egg in the pan? No tomatoes, onions, or garlic sautéed in butter, maybe some green pepper slices and some sucuk? Not even a little bit of celery or parsley sprinkled on top at the end? We call that Menemen, and it's considered a construction worker's fast food in Turkey.
https://image.nostr.build/e76b74464fd8b9bff2b1491ad102830405bb40ca5ff341ec2497cc2dc350c751.jpg
Not even dried red pepper, black pepper, or at least some salt thrown in beforehand? Just an egg in the pan and then put onto a cold plate? 😂
https://image.nostr.build/ff87bd6c31c65c79705b10a37c78b897535eaa654fbae3bd3be9694e26500c80.jpg

2025-04-04 15:09:21

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Why, if I may ask?

2025-04-04 12:54:53

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Sir, when did we become special frens? We're not even following each other. 😀 Keep me out of these hell-threads.

2025-04-03 23:32:11

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Thank you

2025-04-03 23:30:35

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No problem. Thanks for the zap!
I wouldn't do a full redesign unless you were planning to anyway. The weaknesses mentioned can be fixed gradually in the existing design over time. It would definitely be more cost-effective.

2025-04-03 22:50:57

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Yeah, 2 businesses that accept BTC in my town. One bike shop and a Russian restaurant. 😀

2025-04-03 20:55:05

We need a filter function in all Nostr clients that lets you filter out notes with certain text strings. I’m also not interested in seeing that nonsense on my timeline. Or worse, being notified about such notes.
#nevent1q…xj0d

2025-04-03 19:20:21

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Here there are some Bitcoiners, who have never spent or donated some Sats either. They're just investors. I don't know what's worse. 😀

2025-04-03 15:31:31

You know what bothers me about social media in general? These artificial thought and mood worlds that are collectively built, maintained, and defended.
For some, it’s all about constant outrage and doom-and-gloom, while for others, it’s all about the implied success, whether in business or in the superficial (unearned) beauty and lifestyle realm ("posing"). Then there are those who are always in a fit of laughter, from sarcasm and schadenfreude to silly memes.
Nostr isn’t immune to this either. There’s a kind of cult-like worship of developers, lifestyle, and so-called freedom. But overall, these collective moods are anything but realistic; they feel more like a mass delusion, no matter the direction.
All driven by that youthful desire for belonging and recognition.
To be honest, I'm too old to get caught up in those mass narratives and illusions. That just doesn't work anymore after a certain age. Let the kids play.
I stand by my old opinion: real social media is just one-on-one chats or phone calls. At least you get the real vibe of the other person authentically.

2025-04-03 15:17:24

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"Nostr is dead" (I never implied that) and less engagement are two completely different statements. Please don't lump them together.

2025-04-02 20:05:43

Second tip of the day:
Just because someone is on Nostr doesn't mean they're automatically smart.

2025-04-02 19:43:33

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Things like April Fools' jokes don't exist. Stick to your word.

2025-04-02 19:26:12

X is doing so poorly financially that they will soon start selling dead, inactive user handles. 😄
https://image.nostr.build/4676978fa0c202e1f90897d4c907cc1cb93af770a19bd7aa60333d3304b6d2d1.png

2025-04-02 15:40:47

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Fun is categorized under "Peace"

2025-04-02 15:29:39

https://image.nostr.build/241a1d9f107190243f7c9e055917c8f1f64fc1362d7890cd3541fa910a61a80d.jpg

2025-04-02 06:12:16

Did you know ... you can wash cars with drones
https://video.nostr.build/cc7008484db7c09695a006e546cd51f8b9a888fbfab72e9d34a9d1c790be27d0.mp4

2025-04-02 05:53:04

Some people love to play the tough guy on social media, hiding behind a fake name and acting all combative, especially here on Nostr. You can toss that nonsense out the window. What we really need aren’t these fake displays of masculinity from attention-seeking, late-blooming kids who are out of touch with reality, but real strategies and tactics for dealing with the world as it is—no matter how limiting it might be.
Anyone can beat their chest like King Kong and shout. Even my 7-year-old can do that. But real men stand out from little boys by navigating the harsh realities of life without cowardly hiding behind fake identities.

2025-04-02 05:43:45

What a lot of website operators, even those based outside the Eurozone, don’t realize is that as soon as they offer their products or services to European customers, they fall under European data protection laws (GDPR). The GDPR, with all its details (like a complete privacy policy, cookie consent banner, imprint, etc.), becomes mandatory for them as soon as their website reaches European customers. If they want to avoid this, they would need to actively use technical measures to block Europeans from accessing their website.
I’m not a lawyer and can’t provide specific details, but as far as I understand this issue, negative consequences can hit them as soon as someone is willing to go through the whole bureaucratic process. And that process exists if you ask AI. Just being on the other side of the pond doesn’t automatically protect you from it.
https://image.nostr.build/ae0a51237eb9fe48c997743a6cd16a8a40045d754b3915e7a4ed7951a7ff2fb1.png
https://image.nostr.build/efa1ef39caa63aec41bbfdb7ac76fa26bd515af77248e1ab971e3b6f6be35efe.png

2025-04-01 18:37:10

As promised, here is the review of @npub1get…0nfm 's website:
https://mslmdvlpmnt.com/light-website-test-getalby-com/ #note13p7…cx6q

2025-04-01 14:01:38

Haha, Muzz Match integrates AI makeup and filter remover. Now we just need an AI that can remove real makeup from photos, essentially reverse-engineering the real face, and the guys will get a true impression of who they will wake up next to the next morning. 😄
https://image.nostr.build/c2df58c20714caa5ff10fe725d7fe5a354de148175d64ad208e3208a69201bd6.png

2025-04-01 13:48:23

I don't think I need to mention that I never pull any stupid April Fools' jokes. I make jokes, I lie... but I never do April Fools' jokes. It's too silly for me. I'm too cool for that.

2025-04-01 13:00:55

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Yes but still a unique fingerprint, just like Zen Browser.

2025-04-01 12:49:22

Hmm, it looks like Brave is indeed the better browser when it comes to privacy and LibreWolf is overrated.
Zen Browser:
https://image.nostr.build/36fb1d27d8782f366ee78308ea637529e8f87e1e87de8d6cfd0fd6b5d7462fc3.png
LibreWolf:
https://image.nostr.build/75de0cb63948e3298935cc8f16945b8b5fa9b4bd6852334de9346c5c44af7da0.png
Brave:
https://image.nostr.build/970df1a575a6c7f377a335d2eeaae1ff543f630571efc51757a1838d756bf81e.png
Test your browser here: https://coveryourtracks.eff.org/

2025-04-01 08:07:11

Do you want to see who reported you for spam?
Easiest way:
1. Log into https://nosta.me/
2. Scroll down and see
https://image.nostr.build/cabf1c176b31141507cc1dde1c9d5337e0f3721195b371caa9ef0149bf325007.png

2025-04-01 07:05:21

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I know what comes next. Dying alone in old age, many of them in the streets, at best in total dependence on the state.

2025-04-01 06:59:21

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Also, there is nothing virtuous about overestimating oneself and confronting law enforcement.