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2025-03-10 13:56:59

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Very true!

2025-03-10 03:04:39

If anybody is "Religious" please unfollow me. Jesus is not the son of "God". Similarly, Muhammad is not the prophet of "Allah", stop having a fucking dick measuring contest. Neither is true. I'll tell you what. Just look in the mirror. See that reflection? That's "God". You!

2025-03-10 02:10:26

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Except @nprofile…3r54

2025-03-10 02:09:41

https://open.spotify.com/track/3kLrE65ZCq6bLkTEXfm64U
GN.
GFY.
🫂

2025-03-10 01:45:11

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Who is 'dis🧐?

2025-03-10 00:48:32

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Ha ha, i had to travel from The UK to see them. They were playing in Spandau Citadel? Do I have that right? Like a little island in Berlin🤷🏻‍♂️. Anyhooooow, amazing concert🥳.

2025-03-10 00:36:02

https://open.spotify.com/track/3Ty7OTBNSigGEpeW2PqcsC
I remember seeing these in Germany on one of their last ever performances. What a band🥳.

2025-03-09 23:44:16

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Some kind of apron might be in hand then🤷🏻‍♂️. (Your ever sarcastic English friend🙏🏻).

2025-03-09 22:22:04

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You sure do have a lot of fairs in your city, Malos😬.

2025-03-09 22:12:04

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Christ man, get with the program. I posted this a day or two ago🤷🏻‍♂️😜.

2025-03-09 22:09:27

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Wowzers, expensive cat relocation!

2025-03-09 22:04:04

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I know you're not being nasty. For what it's worth, and I've said this for months. I think Ramesees III and The Dutch Lesbian stay, The Trent Canal with be re-dug in The Spanish capital🤷🏻‍♂️.

2025-03-09 22:00:16

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I can't wait to hear the end of season review on SKY. I'm pretty certain that Neville (Who i actually like, but hated as a player) had United in 2nd or 3rd and us in 7th😳😂.

2025-03-09 21:58:21

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People thought we'd struggle this season.
GFY🫂.

2025-03-09 21:48:07

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What's their "Official" name? Forgive me, I've never looked into it. I realise it's only a simple search away bit I'd rather you tell me, if that makes sense🤷🏻‍♂️. My mother was once offered a "Russian Blue" which I've seen pictures of, and they're equally stunning, but obviously, in a different way. I only know the bald cats at "Sphynx cats"!

2025-03-09 21:40:48

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You did mate, you were all over them. The Wall for the free kick was from The Dartford tunnel and The Mersey tunnel apart though😬🥳.

2025-03-09 21:38:09

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@nprofile…s0q7. I was banking on you lot beating them cunts today to further their continued humiliation as a club🙄.

2025-03-09 21:34:33

https://image.nostr.build/e626f45d0b9e189b0bb23f772db1526e10942c9d429d566ed3276d42cf9b7976.jpg
Seems legit😳🤮.

2025-03-09 19:55:42

https://image.nostr.build/ec8bfad3cec63b3663970ed7d58903e26e4128de86e15868c1adfc28bc4ec9e7.jpg

2025-03-09 19:20:06

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Just slip some valium into whatever they're drinking👌🏻.

2025-03-09 18:42:32

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I say.
Fuck. The. System. A LOT.
I think you can discount me😬😎.

2025-03-09 00:08:39

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I'm fine🙏🏻🫂.

2025-03-08 23:54:49

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There you go, just 999,900 to go😬😎.

2025-03-08 23:52:13

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That's a big ask😳😂.

2025-03-08 23:51:32

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I don't. My mind is largely numb these days🤷🏻‍♂️.

2025-03-08 23:41:31

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I live in Cheshire😬🙋🏻‍♂️.

2025-03-08 12:41:28

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Jeeeeez😬.

2025-03-08 12:38:12

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It's usually between 4 and 5 quid a pint up here, can be a bit cheaper or more expensive. What's the damage in The Big Smoke these days🧐.

2025-03-08 12:32:08

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You can JUST ABOUT still get a pint for that, in the cheaper pubs where I live!
Also, i have a hangover today, so no🥳.

2025-03-08 12:27:25

I won The Euromillions Lottery last night.
I won........£3.80🙄🥳.

2025-03-08 12:13:48

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This note is showing up on Primal but not on Amethyst.
Also, trust you to lower the tone🙄.

2025-03-07 22:23:46

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https://media.tenor.com/BCRijUn9Ej4AAAAC/chokehold-head-lock.gif
GM violence!

2025-03-07 21:57:46

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I don't speak Portuguese, I'm not even sure IT IS Portuguese, but yeh🙏🏻.

2025-03-07 19:39:26

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He's chatting shit, he didn't know that. It's all a front.

2025-03-07 19:35:13

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See also,
Istanbul: Constantinople.
Sri Lanka: Ceylon.
Zimbabwe: Rhodesia.
There's loads more but I'm getting bored.

2025-03-07 19:31:02

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New Amsterdam🤔. That's what New York used to be called.

2025-03-07 19:25:34

I'm in an odd mood tonight. Anyone else🤔?

2025-03-07 19:24:44

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Well of course, we're both British. So we're Limey's🤷🏻‍♂️.

2025-03-07 19:23:21

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Blackcurrant.

2025-03-07 19:10:13

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I think #Nostr should be partitioned. Maybe Rump can make this happen with an EO🤔.

2025-03-07 19:08:34

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It's always a pleasure doing business with you Zaikaboy. No nonsense! We have no fucking about, always cut to the chase🙏🏻.

2025-03-07 19:07:04

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Ok then, just for you🫂.

2025-03-07 19:04:13

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No.

2025-03-07 14:34:36

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But if they give Ross all his coins back, they'll have none left🤷🏻‍♂️😂.

2025-03-06 19:34:11

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Hi🙋🏻‍♂️. Welcome to #Nostr.

2025-03-06 13:41:41

https://video.nostr.build/1bae4504016d29c4f25cb132c401bbbf1dec41dd4de0d7304819e5118eae7f17.mp4

2025-03-06 08:56:56

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Ha ha. We both know the corrective monetary policy to off-set the children using more juice than an S19 Ant miner🙏🏻😂.

2025-03-06 08:52:26

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I know you have 2 (Presumably bathroom light loving) daughters. My lad moved back in with me about 6 months ago, he split up with his girlfriend. My lecky bill is about £200 a month now😳😂.

2025-03-06 08:43:54

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You know this, Sandy. We're both old buggers😬😎😂.

2025-03-06 08:39:54

https://video.nostr.build/23c371ef6fc1266199146dd6894bfbcb4eb76fe97e88d36db26685937cafabae.mp4

2025-03-06 06:18:09

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I really like Ian Brown/Dot Cotton. His/Her Unfinished Monkey Business album released in 1999 reminds me of The Total Solar Eclipse of the same year (Only visible in Cornwall), which is where we ventured down to at the time. That was another mad few days😬😂.

2025-03-06 03:31:13

#Bitcoin is for low T weirdo's.
Arguments against below please⬇️....

2025-03-06 01:36:51

https://video.nostr.build/849212fce0ff145bc3c39ca4891a6d2284507838af620a3324027d67ca151daf.mp4
Americans, please don't romantise life here in The UK. It can be a bit windy at times, as evidenced after one of my camping trips. Very very windy🤷🏻‍♂️.

2025-03-06 00:18:38

https://video.nostr.build/86b43ecc8d1d5981f1cf05ec636901670811296bd128c999db0c26062b9dbe7c.mp4

2025-03-05 23:59:31

I was listening to Ian Brown on my 'Phones when I happened upon this meme.
#nevent1q…eyv6 Yanks won't get it. A few brits will🙏🏻. @nprofile…zn02 https://image.nostr.build/9c79d772157e9dc16fe6502b344bc09b0164af519760341bd8bcfe53ac034300.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f9d86aff535ab1c2bcca377a60524c575b16a5666f452994d880db9f10bb7792.jpg https://image.nostr.build/6cbfdf7660e7be8ff2042af6a7acb618aadb0aae1d55e168797a0dadd66a421d.jpg 😳😂😂😂.

2025-03-05 23:54:41

https://image.nostr.build/9c79d772157e9dc16fe6502b344bc09b0164af519760341bd8bcfe53ac034300.jpg
This is fucking brilliant😳😂😂😂😂.
@nprofile…zn02

2025-03-05 21:13:48

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I've seen him at Glastonbury. It ABSOLUTELY wasn't through choice though☹️.

2025-03-05 19:14:20

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Cristalina, you do know that there's a lot of "Feet" people on here😳. #footstr

2025-03-05 19:11:56

https://image.nostr.build/b771e53936c0bfc3b1b8ce498bef83615861e1bd7406189ccbd8f9e775701e1e.jpg

2025-03-04 22:37:40

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I knew I'd heard his voice before!! They're from Newcastle😳😂.

2025-03-04 21:12:13

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He sounds a bit like Jim Morrison!

2025-03-04 21:07:52

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https://youtu.be/066HZlam91Y
I didn't know he managed these. Great tune this👌🏻.

2025-03-04 21:03:24

https://image.nostr.build/a63b64782a67b77eb9523cc9006fca91c70616dac7835b5ed9fb87df49df4cbe.jpg

2025-03-04 20:59:50

https://image.nostr.build/13fe4bb7bf5e3825b45d709705e4a365577b89303d51e93344e437790db76374.jpg

2025-03-04 18:39:27

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No pity for him here. Can't be doing with his hypermasculine Alpha Male bullshit. He's just a laughing stock in my eyes🤷🏻‍♂️.

2025-03-04 18:37:33

What would happen if..... In a few years time, the gubbermint rugs "Stratergy" with an EO, scraps the dollar, converts all it's debt to BTC and implements a Bitcoin Standard. Surely that would send the nominal value to 10's of millions of dollars per coin overnight🤔, and wipe out the debt. Just a thought🤷🏻‍♂️, watch this space!

2025-03-04 13:02:51

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Hi🙋🏻‍♂️. Welcome to #Nostr.

2025-03-04 12:58:43

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They'll have a job. We test fired 2 of them about 6 months ago, they both malfunctioned🤷🏻‍♂️😂

2025-03-04 12:44:32

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It's not that i don't like it, it's just that a high pitched vocal doesn't work too well in a #Techno tune🫂.

2025-03-03 23:02:45

So "The most powerful man on the planet" can't even sustain a price pump. Pathetic, what a wanker🙄😬😂.

2025-03-03 16:36:01

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Done!

2025-03-03 16:32:20

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GFY.

2025-03-03 14:17:05

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It's good that node, a bit long but nicely put together. I particularly like the squelchy acid noises towards the end of the track😬😎.

2025-03-03 13:56:05

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GMx3🙋🏻‍♂️.

2025-03-03 13:44:04

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GM deez🙋🏻‍♂️.

2025-03-03 13:28:38

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Whatever it is, it isn't🤷🏻‍♂️.

2025-03-03 13:27:28

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Hi🙋🏻‍♂️. Welcome to #Nostr.

2025-03-03 12:18:09

https://image.nostr.build/6b55da28bb630df5808bff1ed782bd0fcd932fcbf8a45423c0be55441a483976.jpg

2025-03-03 11:50:47

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Hi🙋🏻‍♂️. Welcome to #Nostr.

2025-03-03 11:04:39

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Hi🙋🏻‍♂️. Welcome to #Nostr.

2025-03-02 16:08:40

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@nprofile…qure posts nice stuff, if you're not already following her.

2025-03-02 15:32:35

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Kind of better than the American ones where they look like they're going to jail.

2025-03-02 06:13:45

https://image.nostr.build/70e453f617959668856067378a6c7071f175243f3df63e2c7b76ed24491cfc4b.jpg

2025-03-02 05:10:02

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It is now my new ringtone!

2025-03-02 04:59:07

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I'm assuming it's trying to route it onchain?? Otherwise there wouldn't be such HUGE fees🤷🏻‍♂️.

2025-03-02 04:57:25

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Well i just put 500 sats into my WoS after clicking on your invoice and that's the message I got🤷🏻‍♂️.

2025-03-02 04:54:58

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https://image.nostr.build/76e88701033bb265444b64d84ba06d587b63041c552e971f35b43b2b621cb383.jpg
Would happily pay the 500 sats for the ringtone mate but it looks like your BTC pay invoice wants to route it onchain. 7005 sats😳 with fee's. Nope!😂😂.

2025-03-02 04:48:55

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That's cool. Sounds a bit Radiohead(y)👌🏻.

2025-03-02 04:31:12

https://image.nostr.build/c41a218a4deb3db75d9361d2e65494f2a676dde7db5dc1749339c451bee3133d.jpg

2025-03-02 04:27:25

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An arty one or one of your "Where Bitcoin price is going" ones😬😎😜??

2025-03-02 03:30:57

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Have you ever watched "Hypernormalisation", the documentary made by Adam Curtis?

2025-03-02 02:43:45

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I logged onto that about 20 minutes ago. Didn't have a fucking clue what i was doing🤷🏻‍♂️😂.

2025-03-02 01:36:36

It's 0136hrs here in The UK.
I am awake, and bored (And drinking).
Please feel free to ask me a question.
Any question. Fire away.... Come at me, you #Nostr fucks🫂.

2025-03-01 23:03:38

https://image.nostr.build/3f0a88134970c3ef1fd976bcab4a01719c6f7611e282be5af7c57246321cde99.jpg

2025-03-01 21:41:54

https://image.nostr.build/c7b1f475b4bebd993ee39b29eb6d6ec9abe42009547b30f9a16552a6affce579.jpg

2025-03-01 18:55:13

Well this is lovely. If you had one, you could get it surgically removed and give it to your significant other as a loving gift, maybe set it into a broach or something❤️.
#nevent1q…zhq9

2025-03-01 17:12:16

https://image.nostr.build/5175775a1f5838e95960d84abe20b1d055d159d8e6ce4d4424ea2f0869001b74.jpg

2025-03-01 12:58:13

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Who tf needs a bookmark anyway🤷🏻‍♂️. It's not difficult to commit 2 or 3 digits to memory🙄.

2025-03-01 12:26:14

https://image.nostr.build/3109d16a9873025f17a80ca04ff1704181136c8323039666edf54cc58c727bfc.jpg
10/10
🤝🏻

2025-03-01 00:02:55

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Did he fire 6 shots or only 5🤔?