Sir HeyCitizen :verified:

Winner of the 2023 song of the summer award from hogstory.net Verified ✅ Poster of memes all day long  Disgraced end of show mixer  Ungrateful consumer of server disk space  Audio expert  Linux expert (I use Arch BTW)

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HeyCitizen_at_noagendasocial.com@mostr.pub

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2024-01-13 16:58:14

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@npub1jt6…7veq so... the rooster had sex with all of them?

2024-01-08 19:31:12

@npub1a73…7y6q This music... It's so YOU!!!
https://youtu.be/npdeour7Ctg

2024-01-08 02:15:55

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2024-01-04 06:18:42

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@npub1899…md6m @npub12sx…3rm4 is that even legal tho?

2024-01-04 06:12:24

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@npub1y29…c5qg Why not install Gentoo?

2024-01-02 14:54:46

There is no escape 😞
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2024-01-01 19:05:15

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@npub1wpm…a9uj I have to constantly remind myself that my skills are best defined by others rather than myself.
When @npub1c89…54wn said that her brain was too "hardened" for her to learn Quebecois French, you immediately told her she was mistaken, our brains don't harden.
Sometimes shitty jobs turn out to be great, and great jobs turn out to be shitty.

2023-12-27 05:18:37

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2023-12-27 04:27:34

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2023-12-22 03:10:25

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2023-12-13 14:58:36

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2023-12-11 15:27:51

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2023-12-08 18:27:45

Childowners of NAS, be warned. If you have been naughty this year, Santa will bring them a drum set for Christmas!
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2023-12-08 16:43:24

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@npub1ra3…6vkn it tastes like Henriette Lax's cervix, I am reliably informed.

2023-12-03 20:41:10

mods are asleep. Post NA memes now.
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2023-11-29 13:30:14

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inb4 @npub1ra3…6vkn turns this into a TV show.

2023-11-29 13:28:58

Last night I dreamed I visited Adam's summer home in Holland. He let me ride on his yacht and he even let me play with his very cool vintage guitar. The neck had been broken and repaired (poorly) but when I played it, I broke a string, and subsequently broke one of the wooden saddles trying to restring it. Never buy Dutch guitars, the wooden saddles are no good.

2023-11-01 13:46:56

A boob in the hand is worth two in the bush.

2023-10-19 23:08:52

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@npub1qfa…czag @npub1g8x…ey02 @npub167h…0399 @npub1w5p…7gzp @npub1m7p…w0ed @npub1ffe…c0sn how else would you have built a resistance to taking it to heart? When adam and @npub1gxv…hh99 bitch about me, it inspires me to stick it to them with a spicy mix

2023-10-05 17:36:52

THE FUTURE HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!
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2023-10-05 16:57:03

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@npub10h9…cmfp @npub10ph…mgvz Hit me up when you're ready to start using Jack and/or Pipewire. ♥️🕯

2023-10-03 16:53:43

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@npub1wvx…4qnv @npub1h6z…mvn7 fuckin ay, like you said, unfortunate 😭

2023-10-03 16:52:39

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@npub1wvx…4qnv @npub1823…zdth @npub1a73…7y6q well, I'm sure you'll find someone in your area

2023-10-03 16:51:42

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@npub1h6z…mvn7 @npub1wvx…4qnv I agree. I fucking hate everything about No Agenda, @npub167h…0399 @npub1gxv…hh99 and all of their god-damned producers! Plus, they make TWO shows a week, AND they last almost THREE hours! They should just retire so I can get some peace and quiet!

2023-10-03 16:48:51

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@npub1wvx…4qnv @npub1823…zdth @npub1a73…7y6q not even for my mom? She's internationally renowned

2023-10-03 16:46:52

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@npub1wvx…4qnv @npub1823…zdth @npub1a73…7y6q oh cool. You should stop by my place next time you're in the area, I always enjoy collaborators on my music

2023-10-03 16:43:27

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@npub1wvx…4qnv @npub1823…zdth @npub1a73…7y6q that's plausible, she is a strong independent woman. However, she hasn't travelled outside Quebec in a very long time, are you certain you have met her?

2023-10-03 16:39:41

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@npub1wvx…4qnv @npub1823…zdth @npub1a73…7y6q My hands aren't calloused, I use moisturizer. You must be thinking of someone else.

2023-10-02 15:18:54

🕯️in loving memory of John's penis 🕯️
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2023-10-02 13:53:36

Anybody else here agree that after hearing the original, the cover sounds fake and gay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OoEdfB7l18

2023-09-30 16:25:28

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@npub1a2s…hk7y >World's most powerful facial
Um, actuallyy...

2023-09-28 17:17:34

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@npub1a2s…hk7y easy stuff like:
Let's take the leap, no more hesitation,
Our hearts are racing, it's a sweet sensation,
I'll cherish you, no reservation,
In this love story, no limitation.

2023-09-27 18:51:17

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@npub1823…zdth um, I've got about 2mil confirmed balance

2023-09-27 14:27:53

@npub1823…zdth I want in on that ring of fire.

2023-09-26 11:56:22

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@npub1gke…3xp3
this is what got @npub1gxv…hh99 banned from TWiT.

2023-09-24 02:51:15

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@npub1wvx…4qnv @npub12k8…ye2e @npub1a73…7y6q >implying internet money is fake

2023-09-23 21:15:39

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@npub1wvx…4qnv @npub1a73…7y6q shame on you for attacking the feeble-minded 😞

2023-09-23 21:11:10

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@npub1a73…7y6q @npub1wvx…4qnv apology refused, I want reparations

2023-09-23 21:09:31

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@npub1a73…7y6q @npub1wvx…4qnv CSB called me a fucktard, therefore, by his own logic, he is an imbecile (his words not mine)

2023-09-21 04:37:19

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2023-09-20 22:55:29

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@npub1yq4…qf5h ngl, I don't quite get it either, it just feels right to me, like, I kinda get it.

2023-09-20 16:21:44

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@npub1yq4…qf5h @npub1a2s…hk7y let me be a part of your restricted range of interests

2023-09-11 13:34:58

The future of music is not V4V, it's taxes! Little-Girl-Yay.wav
https://youtu.be/PJSTFzhs1O4?si=Kg3Asd_uMmazXwSC

2023-09-08 17:32:57

Chillin on youtube for friday afternoon life lessons...
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2023-09-05 19:05:46

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@npub1rfp…pprs wrong: it doesn't have USB-C

2023-09-05 19:00:46

I use expensive technology to track my fitness. Also to tell me when my headphones are too loud. And I pay for a subscription to an app that's reminds me to wipe my asshole when my bracelet detects I have taken a shit. Soon I will also be recieving my monthly safety pin kit to remind me that I am racist, help relieve my white fragility.

2023-09-05 13:47:03

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@npub1a73…7y6q "people of color" aka "colored people" aka "the coloreds"
Please teach me more about racism

2023-08-30 16:12:19

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@npub19wl…aenr @npub1a2s…hk7y
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2023-08-17 16:06:47

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@npub14j7…w660 @npub1wpm…a9uj @npub1c89…54wn Louis Rossman handles jizz and period sauce like a champ, but he always wears gloves when he handles Apple products...
Just goes to show how gross Apple is.

2023-08-16 17:59:52

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@npub1a73…7y6q Do you therefore think using open-source software stifles innovation?

2023-08-16 17:54:56

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@npub1a73…7y6q oh well, if everyone's doing it, then it must be righteous...

2023-08-16 17:53:33

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@npub1a73…7y6q only proprietary firmware can prevent you from updating the firmware.

2023-08-16 16:56:36

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@npub1a73…7y6q In some circles, this software would be referred to as "proprietary garbage." Locking features behind closed software is the oldest trick in the book, just ask @npub1fzn…tde7 and he will confirm: https://files.heycitizen.xyz/Soundboard/rms/propietary-software-keeps-divided-helpless.flac
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2023-08-14 20:09:33

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2023-08-11 12:49:30

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@npub19wl…aenr
>Smoke DMT.
>See aliens, angels and demons.
proof confirmed

2023-08-10 19:02:20

Tornadoes are environmental and climate changes.
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2023-08-10 13:18:07

#futurama specifically triggering our community!
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2023-08-09 19:35:31

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@npub12k7…tvsy @npub14w3…9vjx yo, I just need a little juice to hold me over...

2023-08-09 12:20:03

"You slaves should refrain from using hateful terms like 'spook' as it might offend the blacks and the coloureds" --The Language Experts at the CBC
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2023-08-08 16:35:54

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@npub16e4…7u0w yez

2023-08-08 16:15:52

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2023-08-07 18:33:26

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@npub1wxf…fr3c Beyond our experiences there is Truth. But if one were to say "this apple is red, and it tastes sweet" would you consider it an objective statement?

2023-08-07 17:52:45

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@npub1wxf…fr3c so, we are on the same page then. It's not bleak to be humble

2023-08-07 17:30:37

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@npub1wxf…fr3c As long as you're 100% sure that you are objectively correct, have fun making fun of all the others who are misguided, confused and morally wrong for some unknown reason...

2023-08-07 16:51:25

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@npub1wxf…fr3c The Truth is not accessible by humans. We are only capable of navigating our own constructs, the survival markers that our biology shows us in order to survive and pass down our genetics.

2023-08-07 16:47:07

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@npub1df6…ns3a @npub1ln5…xyw6 this article gave me cancer

2023-08-05 17:10:01

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@npub1a73…7y6q Pod? Don't you mean Netcast?

2023-08-05 05:48:38

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@npub1899…md6m
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2023-08-05 05:46:22

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@npub1a2s…hk7y I agree.

2023-08-05 05:45:33

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@npub1qfa…czag @npub1v0e…hru3 Not gonna lie, I don't really know how praying is supposed to work, or how baptism, communion and confirmation somehow leave a stamp on your metaphysical passport granting you access to heaven. But I do feel the urge to reclaim the word God; it should refer to that which is objectively true and virtuous.

2023-08-04 17:07:14

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@npub1m2l…qlv3
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2023-08-04 17:04:59

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@npub1hyw…ke8d It not so much a simulation as it is an interface to reality.

2023-08-04 14:38:04

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@npub182f…5z5g Be unapologetic always. The world of judging and shaming is a lie, and it's unhealthy for all parties who participate in it. Real humans are grateful for the privilege of your presence, however short it may be.

2023-08-04 14:21:29

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2023-08-04 14:13:29

"Perhaps reality is a vast interacting network of conscious agents [...] that cause each other's conscious experience."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYp5XuGYqqY
"The brain knows how to construct these bizarre alternate realities that have no relationship to the normal waking world. [...] This to me remains a great mystery, unless somehow, the brain is receiving information from somewhere else that's informing its construction of this alternate world model."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbQckTWzWBo

2023-08-04 13:33:29

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@npub1qfa…czag @npub1v0e…hru3 It is possible to have an objective definition for God, Virtue or Truth?

2023-08-02 17:47:33

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@npub18ej…7x7w @npub1pfu…ljmm Lavie! Share with your brother!

2023-08-01 11:48:45

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