Sir HeyCitizen :verified: on Nostr: I use expensive technology to track my fitness. Also to tell me when my headphones ...
I use expensive technology to track my fitness. Also to tell me when my headphones are too loud. And I pay for a subscription to an app that's reminds me to wipe my asshole when my bracelet detects I have taken a shit. Soon I will also be recieving my monthly safety pin kit to remind me that I am racist, help relieve my white fragility.
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